WB vs. MB. Review {Comedy Fasion}

[Lucario]

*scrolling through the interwebs*
...Lets see the erb channel
*type type*
*it appears*
...wat

REVIEW TIME!!!!

lets start with the lyrics.

"We're the Wright Brothers and there' can't be no other!"
Indeed, you ARE the wright brothers, but is there a sister?

"We don't wanna cause trouble"
Riiight....I see....

"are you looking for your lover?"
Uh, yeah. princess peach IS a lover.

"Cause your princess is in OUR castle now"
...wat...

"yeah she's gone"
wat. WAT. Horribly wrong.

"We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong"
You neither tried to impress the princess or making Donkey Kong kill Mario 1600x?

"before us people only used to fly in baloons"
...What kind of ballons? Helium ones?

"You think we're scared of 2 idiots addicted to shrooms?"
Not really, I think your 'hyperly' right.

"you shoulda woulda come to lose an extra life"
I don't get that.

"So just dudda dudda dudda back down your pipe *epic pose*"
Highlight of this rap.

"Itsa me Mario"
You are.

"And Luigi motha fucker"
I'm not one.

"why don't you just go back on your biplane-"
Sure-

"and make out with eachother"
not.

"look at these two, they live musta' been horrible"
No, they were rich and were the 'Fathers of Flight'

"Two dorkey dudes named Wilbur and Orivlle"
They're not dorky, they won. You dork brothers.

and our review ends here cause I dont want to comment on each line.....


WB won.
Rapp Battlee Raterr: Ninee outtt off tenn

Endd.

[Axel]

Hehehehe..... Funny "Sure-Not"

[MachoWade]

I didn't smile throughout reading this... :/

[Cogs]

Here's how I would do it.

"We're the Wright Brothers and there can be no other,"
I'm God of Bronies, nice to meet you Captain Obvious.
"We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover?"
If you don't want to cause trouble why are you battling...I don't have a lover...
"Your princess is in OUR castle now, yeah she's gone,"
O RLLY?
"We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong,"
Good for you,
"Before us people only used to fly in balloons,"
So gliders don't exist?
"You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?"
ARE you scared?
"You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life,"
I came for the rap battle.
"So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe,"
As you say.

"Itsa me Mario, and Luigi motherfuckers,"
Wow, we all know our names.
"Why don't you's get back in your bi-plane and make out with each other?"
Because that is wrong on so many levels.
"Look at these two, their lives musta been horrible,"
They were pretty well off you pixelated bums.
"Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville,"
You know THEIR names too? I take my hat off to you sir.
"You spent all your time on one machine, sheesh"
Actually the Wright Brothers went through numerous designs and planes.
"If you wanted to fly you should have just eaten this leaf,"
We can't all be pixelated superheroes...
"You should eat something anyway, look at you so skinny,"
You can talk Luigi...
"You may fly like a hawk but you fight like a kitty,"
We'll see about that.

"We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight,"
As I said, hot air balloons, gliders, those fake wings you see in the movies...
"Representing North Carolina, aiiight,"
You only went to North Carolina for the wind.
"We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller,"
That's what she said...
"Conquer every level of you 2-D scroller,"
Which one?
"You talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something,"
What?
"We'll beat you so bad it's like we're holding down the b-button,"
You want them to speed up?

"We're serving up and 8-bit fist, made to order,"
I'll take the knuckle sandwich.
"We'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters,"
Because pennies weren't enough.
"Like POW, how you like me now?"
Significantly less.
"Spit flames from our mouths like our names was Bowwwwwwser,"
You're complimenting your arch nemesis? Low blow...
"You're gonna get pummeled,"
Are they?
"You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel,"
I think they're glad to be out of it.
"We've been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song,"
Not really...
"Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong,"
But they always play as Jigglypuff!

[ZeHooligan]

that was a funny translation

[Cogs]

that was a funny translation

Which one? Translation?

[Thumb]

gob, that was hilariousXD

[Cogs]

gob, that was hilariousXD

Thank you.

[Cogs]

I also made a Leonidas vs Master Chief one.

"Spartans, let's start this!"
I thought it had already started.
"Show this petty officer who's the hardest,"
OOH! Is it me?
"Biggest mistake that you've ever made,"
He hasn't even started rapping yet...
"I'll toss you like a frag grenade,"
Joy rides FTW!
"I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged and tonight we shall rhyme in the shade,"
Autocorrect: sandals are non-sentient and thus cannot feel rage...and what has rhyming in the shade got to do with anything? Are your rhymes better in the shade?
"Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers,"
So is half of the internet.
"Jerking off to games, giving themselves first person shooters,"
I wished my dick could give chicks headshots.
"Your armour's hard but my abs are harder,"
Metal is generally harder than flesh...
"You're in my hood now chief, THIS IS SPARTA!"
No, it's my room!

"Not. So. Fast."
You should have said that after Shakespeare's second verse...
"Cortana says you're Greek, so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?"
Do Greeks shove lyrics up their asses?
"They built monuments to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be,"
Considering that Sparta was much, much smaller and less advanced than the mighty Persian Empire...Leonidas is a pretty good soldier.
"Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell MC,"
Whatever you say "John"
"While you and your companions were camping in a canyon,"
Yes?
"I took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon,"
And I showed his queen my dick.
"They should have thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly,"
I don't think I can grab hold of rhymes and throw them over cliffs.
"You will not enjoy this...but it will be over quickly,"
We have, like, two verses left.

"HA! I had better battles with my six year old son,"
THIS IS MY ROOM!
"I don't need fire power when I'm rocking these guns,"
I wish I could snipe chicks with my muscles.
"I'm king! You sleep in a freezer in outer space,"
Well done "King" Obvious.
"I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a b***h to show your face!"
John's so cool he wears sunglasses in the shade.

"You've got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flinstone,"
Atleast I'm comfortable with my body...and my pecks.
"Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with Down Syndrome,"
And yours get messed up by a bunch of machines.
"Three hundred asses need a-kicking,"
Three hundred what? Machines?
"Give more teabags than Lipton,"
Worst cuppa ever!
"So why don't you quit your bitching?"
I dunno.
"My trigger finger's itching,"
In your pants...

[Thumb]

I also made a Leonidas vs Master Chief one.

"Spartans, let's start this!"
I thought it had already started.
"Show this petty officer who's the hardest,"
OOH! Is it me?
"Biggest mistake that you've ever made,"
He hasn't even started rapping yet...
"I'll toss you like a frag grenade,"
Joy rides FTW!
"I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged and tonight we shall rhyme in the shade,"
Autocorrect: sandals are non-sentient and thus cannot feel rage...and what has rhyming in the shade got to do with anything? Are your rhymes better in the shade?
"Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers,"
So is half of the internet.
"Jerking off to games, giving themselves first person shooters,"
I wished my dick could give chicks headshots.
"Your armour's hard but my abs are harder,"
Metal is generally harder than flesh...
"You're in my hood now chief, THIS IS SPARTA!"
No, it's my room!

"Not. So. Fast."
You should have said that after Shakespeare's second verse...
"Cortana says you're Greek, so why don't you stick these lyrics up your ass?"
Do Greeks shove lyrics up their asses?
"They built monuments to my sins, you're the soldier they need you to be,"
Considering that Sparta was much, much smaller and less advanced than the mighty Persian Empire...Leonidas is a pretty good soldier.
"Ain't no way that you can beat me, even my initials spell MC,"
Whatever you say "John"
"While you and your companions were camping in a canyon,"
Yes?
"I took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon,"
And I showed his queen my dick.
"They should have thrown your rhymes over the cliff because they're sickly,"
I don't think I can grab hold of rhymes and throw them over cliffs.
"You will not enjoy this...but it will be over quickly,"
We have, like, two verses left.

"HA! I had better battles with my six year old son,"
THIS IS MY ROOM!
"I don't need fire power when I'm rocking these guns,"
I wish I could snipe chicks with my muscles.
"I'm king! You sleep in a freezer in outer space,"
Well done "King" Obvious.
"I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a b***h to show your face!"
John's so cool he wears sunglasses in the shade.

"You've got a bad case of no shirt there Fabio Flinstone,"
Atleast I'm comfortable with my body...and my pecks.
"Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with Down Syndrome,"
And yours get messed up by a bunch of machines.
"Three hundred asses need a-kicking,"
Three hundred what? Machines?
"Give more teabags than Lipton,"
Worst cuppa ever!
"So why don't you quit your bitching?"
I dunno.
"My trigger finger's itching,"
In your pants...

i LOVED
"this is sparta!"
this is my room

[Sahfarry]

"We're the Wright Brothers and there can be no other,"
Nice grammar... And no other what?
"We don't wanna cause trouble, are you looking for your lover?"
Then don't cause trouble... And I AM looking for a lover.
"Your princess is in OUR castle now, yeah she's gone,"
She's in your castle? Show me around.
"We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong,"
Is that a diss?
"Before us people only used to fly in balloons,"
Before me, people used to live a long happy life.
"You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?"
I'm not thinking anything right now.
"You shoulda woulda coulda come to lose an extra life,"
I only have one. Spare me?
"So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe,"
Wrong Sound Effect

"Itsa me Mario, and Luigi motherfuckers,"
I learned my name at a young age.
"Why don't you's get back in your bi-plane and make out with each other?"
Cuz Im not a homsexual
"Look at these two, their lives musta been horrible,"
That's why I wanted to fly.
"Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville,"
I think we're well acquainted.
"You spent all your time on one machine, sheesh"
All my time? 5% went to typing this.
"If you wanted to fly you should have just eaten this leaf,"
But leaves taste icky
"You should eat something anyway, look at you so skinny,"
Better than fat...
"You may fly like a hawk but you fight like a kitty,"
Kitty... Hawk... I see what you did there.

"We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight,"
If you're not gonna fight, then what are we doing now?
"Representing North Carolina, aiiight,"
Alright... Keep yourshirt on...
"We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller,"
Don't mind if you do.
"Conquer every level of you 2-D scroller,"
Sometimes it's 3D
"You talk a lot of trash but let me tell you something,"
You rang for me?
"We'll beat you so bad it's like we're holding down the b-button,"
Remember, you must also press left or right on the D-Pad

"We're serving up and 8-bit fist, made to order,"
Would that be a 2x2 fist?
"We'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters,"
Silver Clones
"Like POW, how you like me now?"
Not as much as I like myself.
"Spit flames from our mouths like our names was Bowwwwwwser,"
You'll burn yourself.
"You'll get pummeled,"
(They can predict the future)
"You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel,"
Ouch. That was tough.
"We've been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song,"
Literally?
"Sorry Wright Brothers, this time you chose wrong,"

[Mike Hawk]

wow lol, u guys obviously dont get a lot of the lines
u guys are kidding , right?

[YellowNerd]

wow lol, u guys obviously dont get a lot of the lines

[Mike Hawk]

wow lol, u guys obviously dont get a lot of the lines

ah i c lol

[Slouch]

I'm doing it too, 'cause I'm a shameless hack like that.

Verse 1

"We're the Wright Brothers, and there can't be no other"
You... You look a lot like Rhett and Link... Maybe it's just me?

"We don't wanna cause trouble,"
You didn't want to cause trouble, so you initiated a rap battle? Sure, whatever...

"Are you looking for your lover?"
Ha, I win this time, Wright Brothers! I DON'T HAVE A LOVER!
...Wait...
... ;_;

"Cause your princess is in our castle now! (Yeah, she's gone)"
Peach really gets around. Just ask Bowser.

"We stayed up all night (Playing Donkey Kong)"
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?

"Before us, people only used to fly in balloons"
Superman didn't. B)

"You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms?"
Given that said 'shrooms double their size and power, and those so-called idiots have saved their world countless times and taken on entire armies by themselves, I'd think yes.

"You shoulda-woulda-coulda come to lose an extra life"
No problem, Super Mario World hands 1-Ups out like lollipops.

"So just dudda-dudda-dudda back down in your pipe!"
...Um... Is it just me or does that sound kind of sexual? O_o

Verse 2

"It's-a me, Mario!"
Hi, Mario!

"And Luigi, motherfucker!"
Hi, Lu-
... That's not a very nice thing to say...

"Why don't yous get back in your biplane and make out wit' each uddah?!"
Because that would be INCEST.

"Look at these two, their lives musta been horrible!"
Prove it!

"Two dorky dudes, named Wilbur and Orville!"
Oh... I suppose that kind of is bully bait.

"You spent all your time on one machine? SHEESH!"
I can't think of anything to say here.
...
...
...Let's move on.

"If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf!"
The Mario Bros are pro-legalisation?

"You should eat something, anyway! Look at you, so SKEENNY!"
Better than being FAT. Like your BROTHER.
Ohgodwhydidisaythatpleasedon'thurtme

"You might fly like a hawk, but you fight like a kitty!"
What?
What? I don't get i- Ooooohhhhhhh.

Verse 3

"We don't need to fight"
Is that what you told those BULLIES?!

"We're the fathers of flight!"
... Have you thought of a name yet?
AHAHAHAHA! Hahaha! Haha... Ha... Get it? Because... Fathers... Baby... Hahaha...
What, that wasn't funny?
Okay, let's move on.

"Representin' North Carolina,"
What? That doesn't make any sense. If you don't do something awesome in the next five seconds, I'll-

"AAAIIIGHT?"
Ok, you guys are gangstas.

"We'll be pressin' all your buttons like we're the controller,
Conquer every level of your 2D Scroller,
You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you somethin'.
We're gonna beat you so fast, it's like we're holding down the B Button!"
I don't have anything funny to say here, this is just awesome. Alright?

Verse 4

"We're servin' up an 8-Bit fist (MADE TO ORDER!)
That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters!"
I cannot think of anything funny because it is late and I am tired, so here is a monkey dressed as a scientist.
Isn't he cute? HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE.

"Like POW! HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!"
Well... You're still my favourite brother, Weegee. Even though you called me a mean word.

"Spittin' flames out our mouths like our name was Bowwww..."
...Who?

"...ser!"
Oh. OH! Why didn't ya just say so? Silly Bros.

"You'll get pummelled! You'll wish you never stumbled outcha little wind tunnel!"
I really like this bit and I don't know why. Something just seems cool about the way that it's said, I dunno.

"We've been droppin ba-ombs since we started this song!"
I don't know what a ba-bomb is. I'm familiar with Bob-Ombs, though.

"Sorry, Wright Bruddahs! This time you chose wrong!!"
Again, what? I don't get i- OOOOHHHH! H-How could I miss that? ._.