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Sparrowhelper
11-26-2011, 07:42 PM
Post deleted.

BobbyBobber
11-26-2011, 08:08 PM
Get ready Emily 'cause Im about to make you cry,
You'll wanna die, you'll be the one commit'n suicide.
I really hate when midgets step up to the plate,
Your a bully who fully needs to get some better traits,
Yea, thats right, Im the intruder,
Come get some of this if your not to busy with Buddha,
I cant even pronounce your last name,
And your the one to blame,
When your walking round town with a f*ck'n cane,
You dont deserve to be popular, your beatings your fault,
So stop calling others f*ck @ss insults,
A shot full of pain is what Ill inject,
And what the heck, If your gonna like Justin Bieber at least spell it correct!

Sparrowhelper
11-26-2011, 08:17 PM
haha nice one, I like it. (btw it is pronounced like the number two)

LAWLzoR
11-26-2011, 08:17 PM
Now listen here Tieu, if that's the name YOU call
I'm about to get you into a rap battle: BRAWL!
"At least I didn't commit hommicide..." oh wait, yes I did
To your family, that's no phib
You call yourself popular? I've seen Kid's Shows more interesting than you
You look like you live on a farm, and you would say: "Moo"!
You think you can make fun of him?
I'll beat you so bad, you'll be swell so much, you won't even be NEAR thin!
Even I would commit suicide.... if I saw your face!
It looks like it's been sprayed with mace!
Pinkie Pie will bake you into a cupcake, and I'll eat your rhymes up
You're sucky! You're your parent's hiccup!
You're a freak of nature! You were your parents' mistake
In order to think you're awesome, I'd have to be baked...

Pinkie Pie:
LIKE A CUPCAKE!

Twilight:
Eeeexactly!

Sparrowhelper
11-26-2011, 08:21 PM
You guys are really good at this. I am laughing really hard at these raps against her. I have one more person I want you guys to beat but I'll do that person later.

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 07:24 AM
Why hi there emily ti..tie..f*ck it
i'm here to say, emily here's sparrows d*ck
You better go suck it!
Why'd you have to be such a huge *sshole?
"at least my dad didn't commit suicide"?
i'm gonna drown you near the seaside
are you proud? cause i saw you suck a c*ck at a glory hole!
Didn't you know?
that bieber got owned?
by one of the greatest person in history
you're the only asian who failed academically!
You do know the popular group is just a fancy name for a garbagecan
i'm really f*cking pissed about you and your tiny little *ss have the guts to say that to a man
So before i end this dis, Remember this emily tieu.
stop having s*x with all the people in school
cause i think i listed 69 people that already screwed you!
Me,Bobby,and LAWLzoR is here to protect our brother sparrow
now go back into the kitchen and bring a sandwitch to jack f*cking sparrow!



man do i need to get some of the hate of my chest.

Sparrowhelper
11-27-2011, 12:14 PM
Lol thank you. those were nice.

Moonjik
11-27-2011, 12:55 PM
I'm not racist to Asians or anything but...

Hey Chink, open your eyes,
After you TRY to read this YOU'LL be the one commiting suicide,
Learn how to spell, I thought Asians were clever,
Hey Belieber, I'm afraid that I'll catch yellow fever,
Everyone looks down at you, your popularity is just pity,
Everything about you I find shitty,
You are a pathetic bully by even bully standards,
I'm not one to rage on midget retards,
I think when you were born your dad DID kill himself,
Go ride up to the North Pole, elf,
You got raped by a dog, no-one gives a fuck,
You can't get a "play-mate" but you still suck,
I need a microscope to see you but why would I want to
View something as ugly as you?
I just hope you are reading, stop crying dick,
You're a drunk, ugly, retarded, pathetic prick!

Sparrowhelper
11-27-2011, 01:58 PM
Thank you everyone for writing these.

YellowNerd
11-28-2011, 12:57 AM
@GoB i'm and asian and i dissed her XD
@Sparrow No problem bro, i wanna start calling you jack. idk. :ashamed:

Moonjik
11-28-2011, 08:31 AM
@GoB i'm and asian and i dissed her XD
@Sparrow No problem bro, i wanna start calling you jack. idk. :ashamed:

Hurray for Asians! :hellyes:

Moonjik
11-28-2011, 08:49 AM
I myself am British but with Spanish blood in my veins.

YellowNerd
11-28-2011, 08:53 AM
I myself am British but with Spanish blood in my veins.


Huzzah! :drinking: :dancecat:

LAWLzoR
11-28-2011, 05:35 PM
Speaking of nationality,
I'm American, but with Italian blood, running a marathon everyday in my veins

BobbyBobber
11-28-2011, 06:16 PM
Lol, where like the Untied Nations in here.
Im a mix of Italian, African American, and Hispanic.
My skin tone is light brown.

Cool-The-Renegade
11-30-2011, 05:33 PM
Well there is this girl named Emily Tieu.
She always calls me names.
A Week and One Day ago we got into it.
Toward the end she said "at least my dad didn't commit suicide."
She is really short, she's chinese (Idk why that matters but you need to get to know the person you are going to dis), she's in the "popular" group of people, she likes Justin Bieber alot but always spells it Justin Beiber and that is the main stuff I know about her. So you guys, please destroy her!

Dear Emily...
So now we're down to name calling? I see how it is.
Leave Sparrow alone, or I'll have to burn this bitch...
...
...
...
I lied. I'm gonna burn you anyway,
'Cause there can only be one winner at the end of the day.
Did you hear that? Your hope just died.
By the time we're finished, my rhymes will have YOU committing suicide.
You're a short one, aren't you? You remind me of a hobbit.
One who loves Justin Bieber but can't spell his name worth sh*t.
You may think you're popular, now THAT makes me laugh, girl.
Popularity means NOTHING when you're living in the real world.
When you get a liscense, you'll be running down everyone on the block,
Because you're too busy stuffing your face with Chow Mein from a box!
Like-a-suhm-booh-deeee, like my Chinese, bitch?
OH SH*T. You're so annoying that you just made my brain glitch. 0.0

Sparrowhelper
11-30-2011, 10:21 PM
LOL that one was good.