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BobbyBobber
11-26-2011, 08:42 PM
This request is from my younger brother,
He has this history teacher named Mrs. McGuirl.
She gives him WAY to much homework.
She is an 8th grade teacher and she freaks at the sight of blood. She screams a lot and she makes all homework be the exact way she wants and if its not, she doesn't accept it. She is overly strict. She holds everybody after school for no reason. She has this scary evil witch laugh. Shes always drinking Diet Coke and she has the worst handwriting. She keeps a witch hat in her classroom (how ironic). No kid likes her. Even other teachers think she gives to much homework. She never teaches modern history, ancient Greece and Rome in 7th and the founding of America and the World Wars in 8th.
He wants someone other than me to whup her ass in a rap.
Are you up for the challenge?

Sparrowhelper
11-26-2011, 09:01 PM
I am not good at these but here it is:
Now listen McGuirl, I'll tell you straight out, you're not going to like this beating because with all the blood you're really going to freak out. You want something strict? You can go suck my d**k! and if you don't do it right then it won't be accepted! You have a dumb@ss evil laugh and you also have the hat. Is that because you try to cover you're old wrinkly f***ing face with that? You drink diet coke, is that because you think your fat? It pretty ironic and funny because everyone agrees with that. You want some homework? LEARN TO F***ING WRITE! You keep your kids after school, now don't you think that's a little bit cruel? This will be the day declared as the day your old @ss got schooled.

BobbyBobber
11-26-2011, 09:05 PM
Sparrow1, that was awesome! Your great at these.

LAWLzoR
11-26-2011, 09:06 PM
This request is from my younger brother,
He has this history teacher named Mrs. McGuirl.
She gives him WAY to much homework.
She is an 8th grade teacher and she freaks at the sight of blood. She screams a lot and she makes all homework be the exact way she wants and if its not, she doesn't accept it. She is overly strict. She holds everybody after school for no reason. She has this scary evil witch laugh. Shes always drinking Diet Coke and she has the worst handwriting. She keeps a witch hat in her classroom (how ironic). No kid likes her. Even other teachers think she gives to much homework. She never teaches modern history, ancient Greece and Rome in 7th and the founding of America and the World Wars in 8th.
He wants someone other than me to whup her ass in a rap.
Are you up for the challenge?

You're gonna scream A LOT today, cause I'll make you blood spill
I can't even read your rap! How did you spell?
No wonder you're a witch, NO ONE LIKES YOU!
Even the teachers think you're gonna get screwed!
I'll whip your a** with the teacher's ruler!
RD is gonna help me win, cause she's MORE than 20% cooler

RD:
Get ready! You're going back to school
Cloudsdale that is, FOOL!
I'd like to see you break the sound barrier,
an Ape, or you, which one's hairier?
I'm about to hold you after school, for some beating
...You're gonna be verbally raped, what did you think I was meaning?
I'm a child's show star, no curse words here
but I WILL fill you with fear
I want you to fly, and don't stop until you do it MY way
You're not even worth my time, so i'll fly away!

BobbyBobber
11-26-2011, 09:31 PM
Awesome

LAWLzoR
11-26-2011, 09:32 PM
I know I am

RD:
ME TOO

and you x3

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 08:17 AM
Hope this is good enough

YN:
Hey Bobby, Yeah i think i can handle that challenge
I'll dis him like epicLloyd dis'd charles
and i'll show that witch who's in charge.
an 8th grade teacher that gives too much homework?
Me and Bobby is gonna shove a fork down your throat
and we'll high five and say that's good teamwork!
I can't rap against a witch
so i'll just call my friend here to dis that b*tch

*thunder*

Steve Burns:

I am steve burns
don't you remember me?
I'm the one from blues clues!
Looks like YOUR homework is due
What's that i hear : boohoo?
don't cry Mrs. McGuirl
let me see your handwriting... HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL
it looks like my turd only uncurled!
What's that you see a clue?
After this i'll sue you for torturing kids
with that ugly face of yours!
Don't you dare go near me, i heard you have aids
now go home before i turn you like my chalkboard slaves

Cool-The-Renegade
11-30-2011, 01:34 AM
This request is from my younger brother,
He has this history teacher named Mrs. McGuirl.
She gives him WAY to much homework.
She is an 8th grade teacher and she freaks at the sight of blood. She screams a lot and she makes all homework be the exact way she wants and if its not, she doesn't accept it. She is overly strict. She holds everybody after school for no reason. She has this scary evil witch laugh. Shes always drinking Diet Coke and she has the worst handwriting. She keeps a witch hat in her classroom (how ironic). No kid likes her. Even other teachers think she gives to much homework. She never teaches modern history, ancient Greece and Rome in 7th and the founding of America and the World Wars in 8th.
He wants someone other than me to whup her ass in a rap.
Are you up for the challenge?

Dear Mrs. McGuirl...
I've got a message from the board, and what a surprise, it's for you.
It's a review of your teaching, an it's extremely past due.
Prepare yourself, we know how you feel about bloodshed,
but that's too bad, some things just have to be said.
You're un-suited to teach children, it's the honest truth.
Parents and teachers alike want you away from our youth.
The motives behind these words are not unsupported, you see,
Let me run down the list of why we've decided you must leave:

You're insensitive, cruel, and assign too much homework,
Then think you can be picky as if your opinion had worth!
You think you're tough because you can keep kids after class?
Get over yourself. Your authority is a thing of the past!
You're not a greek God or a Roman emperor,
So shove it! you're done speaking, it's MY turn!
But back to the review, I don't mean to get off track,
We need to talk about the kindness and fairness that you lack.
And your hand writing leaves something to be desired,
It would be more understandable if it were written by a child!
You're bitter and relentless, and it's quite clear to me,
That the anger you exhibit could cause World War III.
Not to sound crude, but you tend to act like a bitch.
And it doesn't help that you've got the evil laugh of a witch!
So go sip on your Diet Coke, and put on that witch hat...
Then fly your ass out of this district, and never come back.

BobbyBobber
11-30-2011, 03:28 PM
Awesome, you guy are great

SuperRapz
12-07-2011, 12:15 AM
This request is from my younger brother,
He has this history teacher named Mrs. McGuirl.
She gives him WAY to much homework.
She is an 8th grade teacher and she freaks at the sight of blood. She screams a lot and she makes all homework be the exact way she wants and if its not, she doesn't accept it. She is overly strict. She holds everybody after school for no reason. She has this scary evil witch laugh. Shes always drinking Diet Coke and she has the worst handwriting. She keeps a witch hat in her classroom (how ironic). No kid likes her. Even other teachers think she gives to much homework. She never teaches modern history, ancient Greece and Rome in 7th and the founding of America and the World Wars in 8th.
He wants someone other than me to whup her ass in a rap.
Are you up for the challenge?


Alright you strict Bitch,When im done here,
Next Time You Look in A mirror,
you'll faint outta fear from all the blood i Smeared,
And Next Time You hold anyone After Class
Ill Give your Face A Bash,
Then Let all the little Kids Throw a Lash.
You Remind Me of the Wicked Witch Of The West
Green,Warty, And A really Annoying Jest.
Then ill Have You Put Under Arrest For A Child Molest.
And I hear You Like To Scream?
Do You Realize Every Kid Wants To Hit You Over The Head with a beam?
Next Time I Catch You Scream
Ill Throw Your Body Down A Stream!


I Have A Shitty Teacher Too, So I Can Relate ;)