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Hedgeog
03-18-2012, 03:49 PM
There's a spider on the wall,
its been on there 2 days straight.
When I try to touch it, its fangs immediatly come out, trying to scare me.
Its 2 cm big, and it feeds on flys.
I nicknamed it 'fatty fat spider on the wall'.
Somebody, destroy this peice of crap.
Also, It moves like a snake, slithery and slowly. Its pretty much 1/30423 speed of Usain Bolt.
Destoy this spider!

Moonjik
03-18-2012, 03:51 PM
There's a spider on the wall,
its been on there 2 days straight.
When I try to touch it, its fangs immediatly come out, trying to scare me.
Its 2 cm big, and it feeds on flys.
I nicknamed it 'fatty fat spider on the wall'.
Somebody, destroy this peice of crap.
Also, It moves like a snake, slithery and slowly. Its pretty much 1/30423 speed of Usain Bolt.
Destoy this spider!
Can't you just toast it Spike? Or just throw a book at it from a distance.

YellowNerd
03-18-2012, 03:53 PM
There's a spider on the wall,
its been on there 2 days straight.
When I try to touch it, its fangs immediatly come out, trying to scare me.
Its 2 cm big, and it feeds on flys.
I nicknamed it 'fatty fat spider on the wall'.
Somebody, destroy this peice of crap.
Also, It moves like a snake, slithery and slowly. Its pretty much 1/30423 speed of Usain Bolt.
Destoy this spider!


Oh dear! Not a spider~

Dion
03-18-2012, 03:56 PM
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BBC7
03-18-2012, 04:00 PM
There's a spider on the wall,
its been on there 2 days straight.
When I try to touch it, its fangs immediatly come out, trying to scare me.
Its 2 cm big, and it feeds on flys.
I nicknamed it 'fatty fat spider on the wall'.
Somebody, destroy this peice of crap.
Also, It moves like a snake, slithery and slowly. Its pretty much 1/30423 speed of Usain Bolt.
Destoy this spider!

Yo, Spider! Why you got to be such a prick?
I bet if you weren't so tiny you'd be sucking dick!
Accept the fact that no one wants you fly eating ass around.
Get the fuck out of Spike's house, I don't wanna hear you make a sound.
You're like a arachnid serpentine leaving sticky cock!
I don't even need to rap against you! I could just use a rock.
Your 2cm big, that's like 200 of Bieber's dick!
You trying to bite somebody? You make me sick.
You're not intimidating, you're just a puny bug.
That looks like a messed up pill drug.
You fatty fat spider on the wall, a piece of crap.
Admit that you're 8 eyed face got destroyed by this rap.
You're 1/30423 speed of a Usian bolt.
Bye bye spidey, you just got told!

Sorry if it sucks.

Hedgeog
03-18-2012, 04:03 PM
There's a spider on the wall,
its been on there 2 days straight.
When I try to touch it, its fangs immediatly come out, trying to scare me.
Its 2 cm big, and it feeds on flys.
I nicknamed it 'fatty fat spider on the wall'.
Somebody, destroy this peice of crap.
Also, It moves like a snake, slithery and slowly. Its pretty much 1/30423 speed of Usain Bolt.
Destoy this spider!

Yo, Spider! Why you got to be such a prick?
I bet if you weren't so tiny you'd be sucking dick!
Accept the fact that no one wants you fly eating ass around.
Get the f**k out of Spike's house, I don't wanna hear you make a sound.
You're like a arachnid serpentine leaving sticky cock!
I don't even need to rap against you! I could just use a rock.
Your 2cm big, that's like 200 of Bieber's dick!
You trying to bite somebody? You make me sick.
You're not intimidating, you're just a puny bug.
That looks like a messed up pill drug.
You fatty fat spider on the wall, a piece of crap.
Admit that you're 8 eyed face got destroyed by this rap.
You're 1/30423 speed of a Usian bolt.
Bye bye spidey, you just got told!

Sorry if it sucks.

Awesome! Thanks, BBC.

ZoroarkPKMN
03-19-2012, 02:31 PM
Do you have a specific Pokemon you would like me to diss it as?

Faker
03-19-2012, 03:19 PM
There's a spider on the wall,
its been on there 2 days straight.
When I try to touch it, its fangs immediatly come out, trying to scare me.
Its 2 cm big, and it feeds on flys.
I nicknamed it 'fatty fat spider on the wall'.
Somebody, destroy this peice of crap.
Also, It moves like a snake, slithery and slowly. Its pretty much 1/30423 speed of Usain Bolt.
Destoy this spider!

Hey spider, feel a scorpion's sting.
I fly like a bat and I'm tearing down this scene.
I'll fucking imprint 885 into your brain.
When I deprive you of your webs I'll be holding the reins.
I can see your fangs, but mine are bigger!
You move like a snake, but Gliscor is a predator.
You may have guessed it. I'm a fucking spider hater!