PDA

View Full Version : The Countries of ERBoH 2 -- Redemption



Faker
08-01-2013, 04:06 PM
A lot can be done in five years. You can kill so many people, destroy so many countries. But... In that time you can also reach out to help those who need it, and rebuild your country. That is exactly what happened. It was a long and hard battle against the Death Mech. It literally tore apart the planet, but in the end victors had shined through. After hours of the constant battle: Sergeant Spike, SaneButStrange, Uprising, SuperWorldJumper, Mega Man, Kain, and even Uprising had finally defeated Rob once and for all. Using his power, Kain was able to seal Rob, along with the Death Mech, to the depths of hell. This is the story of how the world was rebuilt.

Now, a lot has changed. Kain tried his best to resurrect some people. Some of the countries were rebuilt, while some were merged. Unfortunately, the others were lost along with the dark times five years previous.

Epicztopia merged with a group of aliens, called Alienz, and became the country of Epicztopia- Area 51. Havokia was rebuilt similarly to before. Noituopolis is a country that was built for freedom by some members of different groups. The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated was built pretty much exactly the same as before. Yamishi Kagiachi is a new country built by the survivors of Xdomia, and a ground of ninjas known as the Dark Rebelz.

The countries not mentioned were unable to be rebuilt.

Kain resurrected some people. These include: Zoroark, SuperRapz, Chi, Ren, WWEFan, God of Bronies, Adonis, and ZeMasked.

Top-Hattington, Doc, and Dion were given a second chance. They were heartbroken by the recent events and had little to no evil left in them. Doc and Top were able to become leaders of their countries again, and Dion soon replaced Rob as the new head ruler.

Epicztopia- Area 51:
Epicztopia struggled to rebuild their country to its former glory, but all attempts failed. That is, until, they managed to use one of their few working machines to contact extraterrestrial life. They caught one group's attention who moved in to the city, led by the alien known as ZombieLicker. They agreed to help them rebuild their city under one condition, the group now known as Alienz were to live with the Ecipztopians. The two agreed and created a new shining country, Epicztopia- Area 51. The city is similar to how it was before, except it is now more advanced. There are still public transportation types and a force field, but now they even have multiple spots around the area connected to each other via teleporation. Again, the city's natural magic prevents weight gain or any diseases from entering. The main laboratory was rebuilt and is continuing operations. The weather machine was returned so now they can regulate the weather manually. Pokemon are still being produced all around and Machamp still guard the buildings. There are three leaders of the country. Zoroark, who is still a Pokemon, is skilled at perceiving things and assists in projects and uses the power of illusion to show how the invention would work. Doc is still the main leader. Doc is a light blue colored Pegasus with a cutie mark of, what you would expect, the Red Cross. His mane is brown and curls forward, like Elvis' hair. He is the top scientist and works on the huge projects. Finally, we have ZombieLicker. He was the alien leader of the group they received help from. He is light green, with the stereotypical black, triangular eyes. His brain pokes out of his head, and he wears nothing except for your average jeans. He is able to speak English. The world's power, electricity, and technology are all imported from this country.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkOeSA0aOSSLQHaCZRR1UsXW9Z0tOyK 5xXSTR6U8R4WMJMyN4-

Havokia:
Ah, good ol' Havokia. One of the few country's that hasn't changed nearly a bit. The country was rebuilt just like before. This country is still the biggest country of them all, and hasn't shrunk in size a bit. In fact, it may be even larger than before. Most, if not all the buildings are on constant fire, which is maintained. Everyplace is dilapidated, but are still inhabited by the Havokians. The streams of poison and acid were recreated and it still flows along some paths in the country, and even the toxic fog was made again. Special gasmask and hazmats were created for the citizens. They must wear it at all times, or succumb to the poison. The main modes of transportation here are still trams, trains, and subways. There are currently 2 rulers of this country. The one on top still remains SuperRapz. SuperRapz wears the usual hazmat suit and gasmask, but they are embedded with platinum and gold bits. His orange hair spikes out through the mask at different points. He wears black leather boots and gloves. He makes sure the poison is maintained so that it's not too much of a hassle. His co-ruler is now SaneButStrange. After the death of the evil Froggy, Sane was put in charge. He look similar to SuperRapz, but he is less bulky. He makes up for it in speed and brains, though. His hair turned green in an accident during the battle with Rob, but he's grown used to it. Sane is the keeper of the mutated animals, and even humans. The country has recreated its nuke, and made it so that the city wouldn't be destroyed during the launch. The country builds the strongest armor, which can survive even nuclear explosions. The world's defenses are imported from this country.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRC_xcMOX0ljAt_qkoTcQVeG_sZdHznM xAAUJQInovOpa12Rnbg

Noituopolis:
Noituopolis. A country that is new to the planet of ERBoH. It was created with the sight of liberation and ideals in mind. The country is built along and at the peak of mountaintops. There are many ancient, medieval temples. Most of the citizens here are some type of dragon. The mountains are riddled with these temples, along with caves and bridges. Travel is done by flying on a dragon, or if you ARE a dragon, than just flying. The country is focused on, primarily, architecture and weapons. They build the most amazing palaces known to man, and their weapons are some of the most efficient. They mostly focus on creating medieval type weapons, such as swords and axes, but they also build topnotch guns. This is mostly for other countries. They've managed to top The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated in weapon producing, and put them out of their weapon trading business. There are two leaders of this majestic country. The first, is Kain. If you remember correctly, Kain is Death himself. He even sports the black robe and scythe. He's in charge of how the place is run, and the country's projects in building new sites. The secondary leader is Lily Chi. She has recently gotten in touch with her inner self. It turns out she has the ability to change into a dragon at will. In human form, she has rainbow colored hair, and has a literal glow around her body. She is tiny, and innocent looking. However, beware the dragon. Her dragon form is a large black dragon with a yellow belly, a spiked tail, and other dragon-like features. She's in charge of the dragon army and trains them. This country is big on the trade of weapons, and trade some dragons.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJBHY2TchXmz9HgWwefRMForABB5qdr LEPgDCKsZku4fEkoX5shQ

The United Republic of Underdog Incorporated:
This place is the same bustling city-like country it used to be. The whole country is still a huge mafia family. Every single person, whether man or woman, child or adult, is part of the mafia here. The country is full of illegal businesses and drug trades. Though they no longer specialize in weapon trade, weapons are still a huge staple of their life. This country is also the richest of the countries, earning billions of dollars a day with no inflation drawbacks. Every citizen still has a family-like bond. Many corporations are centered here, as well as the recreation of the casino, Top Deals. The head leader is Top Hattington. He is a tall man, with a red top hat. He sports fancy, formal attire and a badass, old-school villain mustache. He is in charge of all the illegal businesses in the country. The leader with the next power is Ren. Ren... well he looks and sounds like the ERB portrayal of Beethoven, but he hates being called Beethoven. He watches over the legal businesses, and helps them manage them. Finally, we have WWEFan. He's a full grown, muscular man. He walks in nothing but underwear because he's that manly. He sports a goatee along with sunglasses. His job is to keep track of all the money. This country's trade is stocks and vehicles. There are obviously shadier trades in place as well.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNq1q7_IC7jHnhZ7Qha-JriWD6e-dnY4t4cg3qSSgAlZlvc3yE

Yamishi Kagiachi:
Currently almost nothing is known about this country. But I can explain what IS known. Yamishi Kagiachi, shortened to Yami Kage is a dark Japanese civilization. After Xdomia's fall, they met with a ninja clan, known as Dark Rebelz. They eventually made peace, but their location and how they live is unknown. They do not trade or interact much with other countries. Only their leaders are known, as they have traveled to another country at least once. They have 4 leaders, the first being God of Bronies. God of Bronies is a fuchsia colored Alicorn (A mix between Pegasus and Unicorn.) He has wings and a horn, and his cutie mark is a rainbow fountain. He has a blonde mane that is incredibly long. The next leader is Umbreon. Umbreon is, basically the Pokemon Umbreon. The next leader is Kirito. Kirito is human-shaped, with anime-like black hair and red eyes. He wears a full black suit with different weapons on it, the most prominent being a large black blade. The final leader is Castiel. Castiel is a tall, wide but bulky man. He's dressed in a full military combat suit and wears a general's hat.

sane
08-01-2013, 04:09 PM
http://images.ridemonkey.com/index.php?size=full&src=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.wikia.com%2Fparadisa%2Fima ges%2Fe%2Fea%2FAWESOME.gif

Facilier
08-01-2013, 04:14 PM
Oh Yes! ALLONS-Y! :3

Johnny Cage
08-01-2013, 04:19 PM
This is as Spellcheck would put it, trucking amazing already.

Can't wait for my debut. :3

Faker
08-02-2013, 10:28 AM
Episode 1: A Conference Anew

It felt like forever, but here they were again. In a meeting with the Admin, ready to discuss new plans of action. This time the conference was held in Dion's mansion, located on a different remote island. This conference room was different from Rob's in every which way possible! The marble desk was long, and stretched across the middle of the room, almost touching the walls. There were seats along the the sides of the desk, and almost every seat was full. Dotted around the table were the rulers of the countries, and the survivors of the final battle against Rob. Zoroark, SuperRapz, Chi, Ren, WWEFan, God of Bronies, Doc, ZombieLicker, Top, Umbreon, Kirito, SaneButStrange, Sergeant Spike, SuperWorldJumper, Kain, Mega Man, Cast, Uprising, and Dion were all present. Dion looked over his papers one last time, just to make sure everything was in order. He cleared his throat and began to speak.

"Due to recent events, I am declaring that any violent action executed by anybody will not be tolerated. We can't risk another world war like last time. Many lives were lost, and everyone here is lucky to even be alive. I would like to apologize for my behavior. I shouldn't have listened to Rob and put everything in jeopardy. It was foolish of me to think that my actions were for the greater good. I'm still quite shocked you've accepted me as your new ruler, but I promise that the events of five years ago shall not be repeated. I encourage any and all trade and communications between countries. Therefore, I am passing the Rights of Trade act. All countries are allowed to trade any resource they may have with each other, without my consent. I believe the way to a brighter future is to first build trust. Something that may have been shattered, but isn't impossible to fix. Now, I'd like to take this time to say I am honored that we have the leaders of Yamishi Kagiachi with us today. They are a very exclusive country, so it is only right we let their top ruler speak to us all. God of Bronies, you may speak."

God of Bronies quickly thought over what he was going to say, and spoke, "Thank you, Dion. Brothers, we have lost so much. So, so, so much. I know for one I was heavily impacted by the war we had not too long ago. I lost, I mean, we lost our sacred country of Xdomia. If it wasn't for the help from the clan of Dark Rebelz, I don't know how my men would have survived. Now, we've been a bit secretive about our country and what we've been doing, and for that I apologize. We are currently working on many projects, hoping to achieve the goal of rebuilding the countries we once held dear. I promise that by the end of the next few years, all countries that were once lost will be back, shining as bright as ever. Thank you. Dion?"

Dion spoke again, "Thank you for those words, GoB. For now you are all dismissed. I look forward to our next conference in the upcoming weeks. It's been a pleasure."

Everyone slowly piled out of the room and stopped to catch up with a few old friends. Doc and Top spoke to each other about how Rob saved them from the explosion of his base. The original survivors all rehashed old memories of the battles they've fought. Zoroark and ZombieLicker immediately returned to Epicztopia- Area 51 to work on current projects. Everyone else went to the mansion's weapons room to train with each other. Dion, however, stayed in the conference room.

The Admin opened up a folder, and looked at a picture of Rob before he lost his sanity. Tears dripped down his face as he whispered to himself, "Why? Why did you have to turn evil? You've killed so many people. We couldn't just sit back and let you continue your reign of terror, we had to seal you away. While you're no longer with us, I'll make you a promise. I'm going to be the leader you never could. There won't be any conflicts, any battles, any wars. I'll see to it we have an era of peace and prosperity. All I have to do is redeem myself. All I need is redemption. You need it too. I'm carrying your weight on my shoulders now, and it's quite a burden. But I'll make it work."

Dion put the folder down and looked at another list of documents. While some of the ink was blurred and illegible, one word stood out. "Xdomia".

-------------Haven of Xdomia ruins, August 2, 20XX-------------

One last cloud of Xdomia remained, adrift in the sea. On it was a temple crumbled to ruins. A statue, broken and in pieces lied on a pedestal. The only thing that can be implied from it was that it was built in honor of some sort of Alicorn. A man was on the ground, in fetal position, in front of the statue. The man's face was broken, like literally broken. Half of it cracked off. The half that was revealed was just white, with no features. The man, himself, was bloody and beaten in every way possible. He rocked back and forth saying one thing over and over again, "Why. Why, why, why, why, why! Why?" Two shadows crept over the man. He got up and looked at the two, then quickly teleported to somewhere unknown. One of the men had short hair, and wore a grey T-shirt, black cargo pants, and brown hiking shoes. Over his shirt he had a black leather jacket with shoulder straps. A pistol holder could be seen on his belt, along with a karambit. The other man was taller. He also had a grey shirt, but he was wearing shorts and black boots. His hair was black, long, and came down both sides of his face. A sword stuck out of his forehead, but was genetically part of his body. The man with the jacket spoke, "Hey, Unicorn. Who do you think that was?" The other man replied, "I told you! Call me Kevin, Gunnut! And I think that man was Anonymous." Gunnut replied, "I think I've heard of him. Didn't he betray his saviors?" Kevin replied, "Yeah. Scary, huh? Anyway, what does that plaque on the statue say?" Gunnut picked up the scratched, broken plaque. "I can only make out one sentence," said Gunnut.

"What's that?" replied Kevin. Gunnut read from the plaque, "And so the god, the ruler, planned his wrath unto those who betrayed him, and make them repent their sins."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Johnny Cage
08-02-2013, 10:39 AM
I have no words to describe how much I love this.

sane
08-02-2013, 11:19 AM
I always loved this. Besides the great story telling, I was a main character. I loved that.

Johnny Cage
08-02-2013, 11:20 AM
I always loved this. Besides the great story telling, I was a main character. I loved that.

I shall now see this epicness from the perspective that made it great for you the first time.

Being a main character, not the whole Havokia thing.

sane
08-02-2013, 11:22 AM
I was beast last season.. I remember when we visited Lightning Asylum. That was my favorite story.

Also, when I became DOLPHIN KING.

Johnny Cage
08-02-2013, 11:24 AM
I was beast last season.. I remember when we visited Lightning Asylum. That was my favorite story.

Also, when I became DOLPHIN KING.

Yeah, lol.

Wumbo
08-02-2013, 12:09 PM
GO ON..

/caps

Faker
08-02-2013, 12:15 PM
Episode 2: Tightening Bonds

Nothing. That's what the country had become within months of its creation. Why would Sergeant Spike abandon his country? It was his pride and joy, and he left it to die. Adonis's heart was filled with nothing, but hatred. Hatred for the dragon he thought he could trust, and fight alongside. Obviously Spike was just another person, or dragon, willing to let go of everything he held onto. Adonis stood, looking at what used to be the country of Blazing Pwnage. The sight almost drove Adonis to tears, but all he could do was look at his fallen dreams. The tropical country was scorched and nothing but a pile of rubble along with a few mountains. After a long period of silence, Adonis finally spoke, "Spike, I thought you were my friend. You're a dick. A huge, douchebag of a dick. What happened to our friendship? What happened to ruling the most glorious country together? You don't even deserve the title of Sergeant after your treason."

After he said that, he felt a warm light shine on his back. He turned around to see what appeared to be an angel. The angel was tall and had a decent build. His wings were gold and his halo was platinum. The angel descended to Adonis's side, and waited a bit before making his next move. He tore off his wings and threw the halo into the ocean and spoke, "Why is it anyone who dies has to wear that shit? Anyway, hey Donny. It's me, Wumbo. I may not have been resurrected, but I have a message for you. You can rebuild Blazing Pwnage, but it' s not easy. In the mountain right across that forest, there is a cave. In the cave is a gem known as a Time Stone. Using it can reverse time in a set area. You can use it to bring Blazing Pwnage back from its rubble. But beware, many monsters lie between here and there. Think you can take it?" Adonis ripped off his gasmask. His hair was a dark orange and spiked down behind his neck. He replied, "First, great to see you Wumbo. Second, if it will bring back my country." Wumbo smiled, "That's the Adonis I know. Now, I must return to my place. Good luck, man." And with that another halo and set of wings formed on Wumbo. He cursed to himself before flying back into the sky. Adonis turned towards the forest, ready to take on whatever would try to stop him.

-----------Doc Laboratories, August 13, 20XX--------------

"Doc, how's the generator holding up?" asked Sergeant Spike. Doc replied, "Great, Spike! By the end of the day we should be able to generate unlimited power for the whole world." Zoroark piped in, "Look at you, Doc. Always the best inventor. We should call you Nikola Tesla!" Doc responded, "Nah, it was you who showed us how it would work. You're our Nikola Tesla." Zoroark replied, "Yeah, I'm awesome right?" Spike responded, "Yeah, and apparently modest too..." At that moment ZombieLicker rushed into the lab yelling, "Spike! We have a letter for you!" Spike turned and asked, "Who's it from?" Zombie replied, "Adonis." Spike took the letter and read it aloud,

"Dear Spike,
I'm going to the mountains of what's left in Blazing Pwnage to find the famed Time Stone. Hopefully it can restore the country, but I ask that you do not return. You are no longer permitted into my territory, and you are no longer my friend. I thought we would have a great future ahead of us, but because you're such an asshole of a traitor, I was wrong. I do not want any further communication with you. I just want you to know, if I die, it's your fault.

Fuck off,
Adonis"

Spike tore the letter in half and left the room without saying a word.

-------------Pwnage Forest, August 13, 20XX-------------

Adonis just entered the woods, and was already met with darkness. The trees overhead were too thick with leaves, so sunlight barely entered. Adonis ignored all the odd noises he heard and pressed on. Occasionally he would come across a dead end, so he would he have to turn and take a different path. It seemed like hours until Adonis finally reached the other edge of the forest. Before he could leave the area, something leaped at him at breakneck speeds. He was just barely able to roll out of its way. The attacker was a giant bear, with what seemed to be volcanoes for arms. It launched globs of magma at Adonis, who jumped to the side. Adonis pulled out his only weapon, a katana. Usually he would use his chair leg, but that was blown up back at Rob's base. Adonis ran up the bear's arm and plunged the blade into its shoulder, but was then shaken off. The bear roared, and immediately after, scratched Adonis across the chest. His shirt had three rips in it, and blood was pouring out of it. He took a syringe, filled with Havokian medicine out of his pocket and injected himself with it. The scars quickly sealed, and Adonis was ready for another round. The bear launched more magma, which Adonis swiftly duck under, then he jumped and punched the monster across the face. The bear backed up a few steps and got on all fours. Adonis leaped atop the bear's ahead and pulled the katana out of its shoulder. Before he had a chance to attack, he was swatted into a tree by the bear. The bear approached Adonis, volcanoes cocked, and prepared for his next blast. Adonis took a weapon he invented himself out of his pocket and threw it into the bear's mouth. It looked like an ordinary metal ball, but when it reached the pit of the bear's stomach, blades popped out of it and teared all the beast's organs to shreds. Adonis rolled out from harm's way as the bear collapsed onto the ground, dead. Adonis quickly exited the forest, with only one thing on his mind, "If I had my chair leg, I would've killed that thing in ten seconds flat!"

-----------Spike's Room, August 13, 20XX-------------

Spike laid on his bed, crying softly to himself. He thought he made the right choice when he left Adonis and Blazing Pwnage. He was only hurting the country with his bad ideas. He never thought Adonis would get so angry about it. He wished there was something he could do for him, but thought of nothing. Now, because of him, Adonis was probably dead in the middle of Pwnage Forest. He wished he had an army at the time that could assist him. "Wait!? An army!?" Spike thought aloud, "I've got just the thing."

----------Blazing Mountains, August 13, 20XX------------

Why were there barely any monsters? Wumbo wouldn't lie about dangerous monsters running amok in the forest and mountains, would he? Adonis kept pondering this. He only fought one monster, but there should've been a lot more. His train of thought was interrupted when he bumped into something. He looked up and saw he was at the foot of a mountain. On the side of the mountain, near the peak was a big cove. "How could I have missed that, with all my time here? Eh, whatever. Up I go," said Adonis to himself. He grabbed a piece of rock jutting out of the mountain side, and climbed on top of it. He pressed a button on his sleeves, and blades slightly peeked out of them. He did the same with his shoes, and soon he was climbing up the mountainside. As he climbed, he had to avoid things such as falling rocks, branches, and Pokemon... "Pokemon?" He looked as high as he could and saw some Pokemon fighting something in the cove at the top of the mountain. Every now and then a Pokemon would fall, and Adonis would have to scuttle to the side. Most of the Pokemon at the top were suited for mountains, like Gravelers and Tyranitars. Adonis snapped back to reality and continued climbing. He finally reached the cove, and climbed into the opening. By the time he got there, all the Pokemon had already fallen out, or were fainted. That's when he saw what they were fighting.

"Holy shit...", trailed off Adonis. Literally, the whole wall was a fighting machine. It had two arms that jutted out of it, both embedded with spikes. Two dark holes were on it, which must've functioned as eyes. Adonis noticed what could've been a weak point on it. A soft, flesh like protrusion sticking out below the eyes, but above it's dark hole of stalactite and stalagmite teeth. Adonis reacted with quick wits after fire escaped the mouth. He jumped to the roof of the den, and used his blades to stick to the ceiling. Once the fire died down he dropped to the floor and slashed at the protrusion. The 'wall' roared and punched Adonis nearly out of the cove. Fortunately, he managed to grab onto the side and climbed back in. He took out his Katana, but it was easily swatted off the mountain. Adonis now had to rely on the blades on his sleeves and shoes. He started kicking and punching the protrusion, and the wall retreated back. Literally, the whole wall moved back. It stared shaking, and rock formations jutted out from beneath Adonis and knocked the blades clean off, not to mention they snapped them. The monster grabbed Adonis and dragged him towards its mouth, ready for a meal. Before it could do anything else a box clonked the monster's protrusion, making it drop its morsel. Adonis grabbed the box and quickly read the note on top:

"Dear Adonis,

I know I've been a bit of a dick lately, but I didn't mean to be. I left the country because I thought my ideas were hurting it. I didn't want to do anymore damage, but it turns out I did a lot more than any of my ideas. Anyway, I heard about your efforts to reach the stone, so I sent an army of Pokemon to fight off any monsters to clear your way. If you saw almost zero monsters, that's probably why. I also teleported this box to you, because I think you might like this gift.

Your friend,
Sergeant Spike."

Adonis rolled his eyes and opened the box, then his eyes lit up. He instantly forgot about his harsh feelings towards Spike and silently forgave him. He took the object out of the box and turned towards the wall demon. Adonis lifted his repaired chair leg with pride, pointed it towards the wall monster, and spoke, "Hey, you! Whatever your name is... Batter up!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Adonis
08-02-2013, 12:23 PM
That was awesome!

Adonis
08-02-2013, 12:23 PM
So happy this storys back

Facilier
08-02-2013, 12:26 PM
Not bad! Needs moar Brad XP

Johnny Cage
08-02-2013, 12:28 PM
Chair leg. :cool:

rangernumberx
08-02-2013, 01:07 PM
Forum Wars VIII:- Return of the Chairleg

Adonis
08-02-2013, 01:11 PM
Forum Wars VIII:- Return of the Chairleg

<3
/5car

rangernumberx
08-02-2013, 01:24 PM
How are you going to do the whole new forumer thing? Me, Clemi, Lohuydahutt (if he's eligible) etc?

Wumbo
08-02-2013, 01:29 PM
I'm an angel? This is...

AMAZIINGGG

Johnny Cage
08-02-2013, 02:30 PM
How are you going to do the whole new forumer thing? Me, Clemi, Lohuydahutt (if he's eligible) etc?

Well, me and Kev are in it now, so it won't be a surprise if you all get in.

Hey, all the YK members. :3

Faker
08-05-2013, 02:54 PM
Episode 3: Forumernapping

Whack! After a long hard battle, the rock wall crumpled to dust, revealing what was behind it. On a pedestal, was a bright blue, glowing orb. Under the soft light was a circular stone with odd symbols engraved into it. "This must be the Time Stone. With it, Blazing Pwnage will shine brighter than ever. I may even consider re-inviting Spike, since it was with his help I defeated that monster, after all. Let's take this baby home!" Adonis grabbed the Time Stone, and both it and him were enveloped in the light blue light.

It was a tingly, warm feeling to Adonis. Not pleasant, but not uncomfortable either. He put his arms out to receive all the energy from the Time Stone. After so long, he could see his glorious country at its height. Within seconds the tingly feeling turned to one of agony. The Time Stone fired off multiple lightning bolts which were passing into Adonis. After what seemed like hours he fell to the ground, along with the stone. Once the stone fell cracks began forming, and it bursted into pieces, followed by a large light. A figure stepped out of the light that looked like Wumbo, but it couldn't have been. There were no wings or a halo. Adonis weakly spoke, "W-Wumbo? Wait, no... No wings... Or hal-" "Shut up!" interrupted the figure, "Of course I'm Wumbo. The one and only. When I was in hell, your 'friend' Kain went right by my soul-holding cell without a second glance. I could've been resurrected, but no! So, I used my energy to transfer into the nearest object, which was a stone. I then transported my stone cell into this very cove. Then I spread rumors of a Time Stone, and created a fake image of me to convince you to free me, idiot!"

"W-W-What... are you... going to do, now?" asked Adonis, getting weaker by the second. Wumbo replied, "Oh, buddy, I wouldn't dream of hurting you. You'll just, let's see, be my bargaining chip. I've got some new friends for you to play with. Mercenaries Kevin and Gunnut, let's go!"

Shadowy smoke formed in the center of the cove, and then dissipated revealing Gunnut and Kevin. Gunnut spoke, "Sure thing, boss. We're taking out this hunk of trash?" Wumbo shouted back, "No, you fucking idiot! We need him alive. Just, I don't know, knock him unconscious or something." Gunnut cracked his knuckles and spoke to Adonis, "Kid, nothing personal. Just sit back and let me do my thing. It'll be a lot less painful that way." Gunnut unsheathed his Karambit and grabbed it sideways between both hands. A blue light eerily similar to the 'Time Stone's' emanated around the blade. Gunnut used his free hand to strike one of Adonis's nerves, putting him to sleep. He then struck the blade into the ground (Which looked odd considering it's small size). The blue light enveloped the ground, and teleported everyone to another area.

Darkness. When Adonis finally awoke, he couldn't see anything at all. He crawled to what he presumed to be the door and heard 3 voices. One was Gunnut and the other was Wumbo but Adonis could only faintly recognize the other.

"Boss! Adonis has been captured and is ready to use as a message to the world, but, wouldn't this cause what happened last time to start all over again?"

Wumbo responded, "Only if we don't know what we're doing. We'll let everyone know, and convince them that what you just said will be true if they retaliate in an unsatisfactory way. Anyway, sir, exactly what is our plan again?"

The mysterious voice replied, "Don't make me destroy you for incompetence! I've told you a million times. We use Adonis to get what I need. We'll go live with all the other countries, and threaten him unless we get what we want!"

Kevin said to him, "Sir, why would do all that just for one man?"

Angered, the man responded, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE! HE ABSORBED THE ENERGY FROM THE TIME STONE! HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS IF HIS POWER IS AWAKENED! Idiots... Get me online!"

"Sir, yes sir!" yelled everyone else simultaneously. After a minute or two, Adonis could hear the odd man speaking. He couldn't hear the other countries, so the conversation was one-sided to him.

The man spoke, "Greetings world! Yes, it's me. I know. Anyway, I have your buddy Adonis here. This fool absorbed the power from the famed Time Stone, and you know what that means. He is able to do anything he wants if I reawaken his power. I know you want him so either he could help you rebuild your precious lost countries, or to stop me before I use him to take over the world. I'll give him to you, but under one condition. I need you all to help cure me. If you notice my state, you know why I would want the cure. If you accept, I'll send instructions to you all on how to do so. What do you say?"

The man paused before replying to a response, "Oh, right. You have no reason to believe me unless you see the chair leg slugger himself, well, here ya are!"

The door opened slightly and a hand grabbed Adonis, pulling him into the computer room. Adonis was about to tell his captor off before he noticed him.

The man was vaguely humanoid, but he was covered in a dark, purple plasma. His eyes were red and he had fangs. The man turned back to the monitor, "See, world? I have your friend here safe and sound, but I can't guarantee he'll remain snug as a bug in a rug."

The man went up to Adonis and touched his back, making him lose consciousness.

Before he fainted again he managed to say, "Fuck you, Rob. We will stop you again."

After Adonis fainted, 'Rob' turned off the monitor and talked to the now sleeping Adonis, "Rob? Oh, this is just one of my favorite Halloween costumes!

The man tore off his 'skin' revealing someone entirely different underneath... Spartica.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Facilier
08-05-2013, 03:18 PM
Was the other mysterious voice Spartica or someone else entirely?

Faker
08-05-2013, 03:23 PM
There was only one mysterious voice. :p

Facilier
08-05-2013, 03:24 PM
aight

Wumbo
08-05-2013, 03:25 PM
EVIL WOMBO MODE ACTIVATED

/caps

rangernumberx
08-05-2013, 03:26 PM
Oh, I'm enjoying this.

Johnny Cage
08-05-2013, 03:50 PM
Yackerz, you are fucking awesome.

Oh, perspective for everybody on the karambit:

http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1000/8b229/products/33/images/333/fgx-karambit__24538.1275240639.1280.1280.jpg

EDIT: How do you decide wtf goes on in these, do you make it up as you go, or...?

Faker
08-05-2013, 06:19 PM
Before I write the story, I come up with a bunch of different ideas, choose the ones I like most, then find outrageous ways to connect them, so it still makes sense, but there's a lot of plot twists.

Facilier
08-05-2013, 06:28 PM
I eagerly anticipate everything

Johnny Cage
08-05-2013, 06:31 PM
I eagerly anticipate everything

My body is ready

...to be a badass with a gun and weird ass knife.

Faker
08-06-2013, 05:24 PM
(This ep is mostly to relieve tension.)

Episode 4: This Is Where It Gets Freaky

Back at Dion's mansion, some citizens of the different countries were hanging out in the main hall. To be exact, Dion, Zoroark, Sergeant Spike, Uprising, Cast, and Top. After hearing the broadcast from Spartica, everyone decided to loosen up a bit before they had to go back to serious matters. They wanted to have some fun before they had to deal with Spartica. Top walked over to Dion and said, "Dion, while the idea was good, this party is... What's the word? Lacking. How ever can we make it more enjoyable for the guests?" Dion replied, "Bitch, please. I've got a few dozen cases of beer and weed! It'll be sure to make things exciting!" Top eyed Dion before speaking again, "I beg your pardon, but... Half of the people are underage. And one's a baby dragon. Lord knows what he'll do if-" Spike spotted the two and yelled, "BEER AND WEED!"

Everyone started running towards the two, but Cast started tripping everyone in his way shouting, "I need my weed! Givvit here!" Cast drop kicked Top and elbowed Dion to the ground before taking a lighter and lighting some weed. He passed bags out to everyone, but not before soaking it all in beer. Soon enough everyone had their dosage, including Dion and Top who eventually gave in. Now the party starts to get really weird.

"H-Hey, w-we should totally stick a banana inside of Zoroark's belly button. Know what I'm sayin'?" suggested Sergeant Spike. The baby dragon hiccuped and let out a burst of flames that singed Top's mustache. Spike said to him, "Look, my man. I'm sure we could find you another one on Ebay." Top reddened and yelled at the top of his lungs, "THE BABY DRAGON IS HIDING WEED UNDER HIS SCALES!" Everyone stopped and stared, then soon pounced at Spike. Spike let out more fire and burned everyone on top of him before running to the stairs and barfing over the rail. Dion went to the intercom and stated, "Alright, first person to find the golden ticket wins a trip to Wonka Willy's anus factory!" Zoroark lifted up a golden ticket, which in reality was a mouse. "I've got the golden ticket. Whaddu I win?" Uprising slapped him lightly, "Nah man. That ain't a golden ticket. That's Adonis's chairleg, mang."

Zoroark snapped back, "But isn't Adonis in Disney Land with Rob or somethin'?" Uprising replied, "No, dude, I t-, Hey, where are we?" Everyone took a look at their surroundings. They were walking on an invisible walkway in outer space. Spike screamed, "AHHHH!" Dion turned to him, "Ah, fuck dude. I just cleaned that star. Why'd you have to go and piss on it?" Spike responded, "Sorry, Din din. It's just, I swear I saw a British speaking robot with another robot shouting something about space, man." Cast walked by slapping each person in the face as he went. After everyone was slapped he announced, "Guys, seriously? Can you really not take a bag of weed and some beer? We're still in the main hall. See, there's a telephone, a plant, and a-" Cast was interrupted when everyone simultaneously yelled, "A TELEPHONE!?"

Spike was the first to run up to the phone and dialed a number before speaking, "Hello? Is this the pizza guy?"

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

While Dion was giving Uprising a blowjob, there was a knock at the door. Dion got up and yelled, "Take cover! It's that monkey with the carrot gun again. I's gots this." Everyone hid, trembling with fear, as Dion slowly opened the door. At the doorstep was someone with a bunch of boxes of pizza in his claws. As far as everyone else, though, they only saw a monkey with a carrot gun. Dion said, "Who are you? What do you want from us!? We're still virgins!" The monkey, who was in reality a Drapion, responded, "You can call me Ranger. I'm the pizza guy. You ordered fifty boxes of weed pizza." Dion stared, mouth agape, "Dude, we totally did order that. Come on in!" The scared scorpion scuttled into the mansion with the pizza.

As soon as he entered, he was knocked unconscious by Zoroark. When he woke up he was tied to a chair and being force fed the pizza. After a few moments Spike asked, "Yo, Britney, how ya feelin'?"

Ranger put a claw to his head before responding, "Like we should stick a banana into the Zoroark's belly button!" Spike nodded and looked towards everyone with a huge grin, "Everyone, he is now one of us!" Cast facepalmed and muttered to himself, "I'll never understand this Zoroark/banana fetish." Soon everyone in the mansion sung a song with each other.

Spike: Never gonna give you up!
Zoroark: Never gonna let you down!
Top: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Uprising: Never gonna make you cry.
Dion: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cast: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you... FUCK THIS!

Cast walked out of the mansion, but not before giving each person the finger. After a few minutes of silence Ranger whispered, "Still a better love story than Twilight..." Spike yelled at him, "Yo, Sanchez! What does my horny owner have to do with this shiz?" Dion screamed, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" Soon everyone was either break dancing or doing the disco. Top accidentally knocked over a lamp, and dropped his hat. "Op, I've got it," he said to himself before picking up the lampshade and using it as a hat. Spike was breathing fire on the curtains, and scorching all the walls. Zoroark, Ranger, and Uprising were break dancing with each other. Zoroark started going out of control and accidentally brushed by Uprising. Up jumped to his feet and yelled, "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" Who took a machine gun out of his pocket and proceeded to shoot everything in sight, missing everyone horribly. After the gun finally ran out of ammo, everyone looked around. The hall was totaled and beyond recognition.

"What now?" said Spike after gasping. Ranger looked around, then at Zoroark. He revealed a yellow fruit. "I still have the banana," he said in singsong. Everyone in the room besides Zoroark smiled devilishly.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Janet
08-06-2013, 05:46 PM
(This ep is mostly to relieve tension.)

Episode 4: This Is Where It Gets Freaky

Back at Dion's mansion, some citizens of the different countries were hanging out in the main hall. To be exact, Dion, Zoroark, Sergeant Spike, Uprising, Cast, and Top. After hearing the broadcast from Spartica, everyone decided to loosen up a bit before they had to go back to serious matters. They wanted to have some fun before they had to deal with Spartica. Top walked over to Dion and said, "Dion, while the idea was good, this party is... What's the word? Lacking. How ever can we make it more enjoyable for the guests?" Dion replied, "Bitch, please. I've got a few dozen cases of beer and weed! It'll be sure to make things exciting!" Top eyed Dion before speaking again, "I beg your pardon, but... Half of the people are underage. And one's a baby dragon. Lord knows what he'll do if-" Spike spotted the two and yelled, "BEER AND WEED!"

Everyone started running towards the two, but Cast started tripping everyone in his way shouting, "I need my weed! Givvit here!" Cast drop kicked Top and elbowed Dion to the ground before taking a lighter and lighting some weed. He passed bags out to everyone, but not before soaking it all in beer. Soon enough everyone had their dosage, including Dion and Top who eventually gave in. Now the party starts to get really weird.

"H-Hey, w-we should totally stick a banana inside of Zoroark's belly button. Know what I'm sayin'?" suggested Sergeant Spike. The baby dragon hiccuped and let out a burst of flames that singed Top's mustache. Spike said to him, "Look, my man. I'm sure we could find you another one on Ebay." Top reddened and yelled at the top of his lungs, "THE BABY DRAGON IS HIDING WEED UNDER HIS SCALES!" Everyone stopped and stared, then soon pounced at Spike. Spike let out more fire and burned everyone on top of him before running to the stairs and barfing over the rail. Dion went to the intercom and stated, "Alright, first person to find the golden ticket wins a trip to Wonka Willy's anus factory!" Zoroark lifted up a golden ticket, which in reality was a mouse. "I've got the golden ticket. Whaddu I win?" Uprising slapped him lightly, "Nah man. That ain't a golden ticket. That's Adonis's chairleg, mang."

Zoroark snapped back, "But isn't Adonis in Disney Land with Rob or somethin'?" Uprising replied, "No, dude, I t-, Hey, where are we?" Everyone took a look at their surroundings. They were walking on an invisible walkway in outer space. Spike screamed, "AHHHH!" Dion turned to him, "Ah, fuck dude. I just cleaned that star. Why'd you have to go and piss on it?" Spike responded, "Sorry, Din din. It's just, I swear I saw a British speaking robot with another robot shouting something about space, man." Cast walked by slapping each person in the face as he went. After everyone was slapped he announced, "Guys, seriously? Can you really not take a bag of weed and some beer? We're still in the main hall. See, there's a telephone, a plant, and a-" Cast was interrupted when everyone simultaneously yelled, "A TELEPHONE!?"

Spike was the first to run up to the phone and dialed a number before speaking, "Hello? Is this the pizza guy?"

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

While Dion was giving Uprising a blowjob, there was a knock at the door. Dion got up and yelled, "Take cover! It's that monkey with the carrot gun again. I's gots this." Everyone hid, trembling with fear, as Dion slowly opened the door. At the doorstep was someone with a bunch of boxes of pizza in his claws. As far as everyone else, though, they only saw a monkey with a carrot gun. Dion said, "Who are you? What do you want from us!? We're still virgins!" The monkey, who was in reality a Drapion, responded, "You can call me Ranger. I'm the pizza guy. You ordered fifty boxes of weed pizza." Dion stared, mouth agape, "Dude, we totally did order that. Come on in!" The scared scorpion scuttled into the mansion with the pizza.

As soon as he entered, he was knocked unconscious by Zoroark. When he woke up he was tied to a chair and being force fed the pizza. After a few moments Spike asked, "Yo, Britney, how ya feelin'?"

Ranger put a claw to his head before responding, "Like we should stick a banana into the Zoroark's belly button!" Spike nodded and looked towards everyone with a huge grin, "Everyone, he is now one of us!" Cast facepalmed and muttered to himself, "I'll never understand this Zoroark/banana fetish." Soon everyone in the mansion sung a song with each other.

Spike: Never gonna give you up!
Zoroark: Never gonna let you down!
Top: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Uprising: Never gonna make you cry.
Dion: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cast: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you... FUCK THIS!

Cast walked out of the mansion, but not before giving each person the finger. After a few minutes of silence Ranger whispered, "Still a better love story than Twilight..." Spike yelled at him, "Yo, Sanchez! What does my horny owner have to do with this shiz?" Dion screamed, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" Soon everyone was either break dancing or doing the disco. Top accidentally knocked over a lamp, and dropped his hat. "Op, I've got it," he said to himself before picking up the lampshade and using it as a hat. Spike was breathing fire on the curtains, and scorching all the walls. Zoroark, Ranger, and Uprising were break dancing with each other. Zoroark started going out of control and accidentally brushed by Uprising. Up jumped to his feet and yelled, "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" Who took a machine gun out of his pocket and proceeded to shoot everything in sight, missing everyone horribly. After the gun finally ran out of ammo, everyone looked around. The hall was totaled and beyond recognition.

"What now?" said Spike after gasping. Ranger looked around, then at Zoroark. He revealed a yellow fruit. "I still have the banana," he said in singsong. Everyone in the room besides Zoroark smiled devilishly.

TO BE CONTINUED...

What did I just read?

rangernumberx
08-06-2013, 05:54 PM
...
...
...
...
...
...wat?

Faker
08-06-2013, 05:58 PM
See, that's what happens when you constantly nag me to make episodes and when everyone asks "Can I be in?" Or "Make sure I don't die."

So for the love of fucking god, QUIT FUCKING NAGGING ME AND LET ME TAKE BREAKS WHEN I GOD DAMN NEED IT!

Wumbo
08-06-2013, 06:00 PM
See, that's what happens when you constantly nag me to make episodes and when everyone asks "Can I be in?" Or "Make sure I don't die."

So for the love of fucking god, QUIT FUCKING NAGGING ME AND LET ME TAKE BREAKS WHEN I GOD DAMN NEED IT!

:O

Well then.

Johnny Cage
08-06-2013, 06:09 PM
See, that's what happens when you constantly nag me to make episodes and when everyone asks "Can I be in?" Or "Make sure I don't die."

So for the love of fucking god, QUIT FUCKING NAGGING ME AND LET ME TAKE BREAKS WHEN I GOD DAMN NEED IT!

I liked it, actually.

...I'm not one of the guys pissing you off, am I? :ashamed:

Janet
08-06-2013, 06:12 PM
See, that's what happens when you constantly nag me to make episodes and when everyone asks "Can I be in?" Or "Make sure I don't die."

So for the love of fucking god, QUIT FUCKING NAGGING ME AND LET ME TAKE BREAKS WHEN I GOD DAMN NEED IT!

Was it something I said? If so, sorry.
I don't remember nagging you, though.

Rocket
08-07-2013, 02:11 AM
But....but.....weed!
YACKERZ.
OR GLISCOR.
OR SNIVY.
OR DOCTOR.
OR SPIKE.
OR WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.

IF YOU CAN DO THAT WITH ANYTHING YOU WRITE, YOU WILL OFFICIALLY BE RECOGNISED AS THE BEST WRITER EVER.
DON'T EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ANIMALS AND POKEMON ON WEED IS A BAD STORY.

And if you still hate the story, at least it's a better love story than Cadenky.

Excuse me, I must be off to soak weed in alcohol.

Faker
08-07-2013, 09:22 AM
But....but.....weed!
YACKERZ.
OR GLISCOR.
OR SNIVY.
OR DOCTOR.
OR SPIKE.
OR WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE.

IF YOU CAN DO THAT WITH ANYTHING YOU WRITE, YOU WILL OFFICIALLY BE RECOGNISED AS THE BEST WRITER EVER.
DON'T EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ANIMALS AND POKEMON ON WEED IS A BAD STORY.

And if you still hate the story, at least it's a better love story than Cadenky.

Excuse me, I must be off to soak weed in alcohol.

Th-That... Was actually inspirational, Rocket. Well done.

Dion
08-07-2013, 10:55 PM
I, for one, was very amused with the chapter and classify it as canon to everything in existence.

YellowNerd
08-08-2013, 11:31 AM
Just read all of this, I fucking love it..

I , came.

Protip : Read with background music (i for one recommend anything by Yiruma )

Johnny Cage
08-12-2013, 01:39 PM
We haven't had one of these in a while.

O)_(O

Janet
08-12-2013, 03:20 PM
We haven't had one of these in a while.

O)_(O

Patience.

Moonjik
08-12-2013, 04:04 PM
Hazzah, it has returned.

Wumbo
08-12-2013, 04:08 PM
Hazzah, it has returned.

And so have you, it seems.

Johnny Cage
08-15-2013, 11:29 PM
O)_(O

Dood

Uprising
08-15-2013, 11:29 PM
O)_(O

Dood

Patience, Anakin.

Johnny Cage
08-15-2013, 11:38 PM
Patience, Anakin.

Patience is for pussies, and Skywalkers.

Uprising
08-15-2013, 11:39 PM
Patience is for pussies, and Skywalkers.

YoU CALLIN ANAKIN LUKE OBI WAN AND YODA SKYWALKER PUSSIES?

Johnny Cage
08-15-2013, 11:41 PM
YoU CALLIN ANAKIN LUKE OBI WAN AND YODA SKYWALKER PUSSIES?

Indeed.

Johnny Cage
08-17-2013, 07:54 PM
Patience is a virtue that drains quickly and is hard to acquire in the wild. :sad:

Uprising
08-17-2013, 11:46 PM
Patience is a virtue that drains quickly and is hard to acquire in the wild. :sad:

Stop.

Johnny Cage
08-17-2013, 11:56 PM
Stop.

Sorry. :(

Johnny Cage
08-22-2013, 01:31 PM
I can haz moar?

Janet
08-22-2013, 01:32 PM
I can haz moar?


Stop.
/5char

Johnny Cage
08-22-2013, 01:44 PM
/5char

k :'(

Uprising
08-22-2013, 08:53 PM
Seriously, if you keep asking he'll just get pissed and not make it. So it's best to just be patient.

Johnny Cage
08-22-2013, 11:12 PM
Seriously, if you keep asking he'll just get pissed and not make it. So it's best to just be patient.

He said it and Mafia were cancelled, so this is really my pathetic attempt to change his mind. :(

Facilier
08-23-2013, 06:52 AM
Why would they be canceled