PDA

View Full Version : HELP! I HAVE THIS PRICK IN MY LIFE!



BBC7
03-18-2012, 04:15 PM
Here is his info.

He only likes to reveal the first letter of his last name, B, and has Mr. as his first name.
He claims that Facebook makes him look "unprofessional" and hates whoever uses it during school.
He claims that he is a teacher and decides to torture us with endless amounts of homework.
He looks at every problematic kid like a pedophile and calls it detention.
He ruins my sleep because every time I have to wake up at 7:00 just to get ready to meet up with him.
He gives us tests every fucking day when we barely know anything about our subject.
He criticizes my work when it isn't underlined in red pen or written on lined paper.
He calls me a troublemaker when I accidentally drop my sharpener on the floor.
He makes fun of my binder because it has a hard time zipping up due to how much homework he gives me.
He gets my friend into trouble for the smallest reasons ever.

Destroy this made up prick!

YellowNerd
03-18-2012, 04:17 PM
Here is his info.

He only likes to reveal the first letter of his last name, B, and has Mr. as his first name.
He claims that Facebook makes him look "unprofessional" and hates whoever uses it during school.
He claims that he is a teacher and decides to torture us with endless amounts of homework.
He looks at every problematic kid like a pedophile and calls it detention.
He ruins my sleep because every time I have to wake up at 7:00 just to get ready to meet up with him.
He gives us tests every fucking day when we barely know anything about our subject.
He criticizes my work when it isn't underlined in red pen or written on lined paper.
He calls me a troublemaker when I accidentally drop my sharpener on the floor.
He makes fun of my binder because it has a hard time zipping up due to how much homework he gives me.
He gets my friend into trouble for the smallest reasons ever.

Destroy this made up prick!


R4H

BBC7
03-18-2012, 04:23 PM
Here is his info.

He only likes to reveal the first letter of his last name, B, and has Mr. as his first name.
He claims that Facebook makes him look "unprofessional" and hates whoever uses it during school.
He claims that he is a teacher and decides to torture us with endless amounts of homework.
He looks at every problematic kid like a pedophile and calls it detention.
He ruins my sleep because every time I have to wake up at 7:00 just to get ready to meet up with him.
He gives us tests every fucking day when we barely know anything about our subject.
He criticizes my work when it isn't underlined in red pen or written on lined paper.
He calls me a troublemaker when I accidentally drop my sharpener on the floor.
He makes fun of my binder because it has a hard time zipping up due to how much homework he gives me.
He gets my friend into trouble for the smallest reasons ever.

Destroy this made up prick!


R4H

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Hedgeog
03-18-2012, 04:24 PM
Here is his info.

He only likes to reveal the first letter of his last name, B, and has Mr. as his first name.
He claims that Facebook makes him look "unprofessional" and hates whoever uses it during school.
He claims that he is a teacher and decides to torture us with endless amounts of homework.
He looks at every problematic kid like a pedophile and calls it detention.
He ruins my sleep because every time I have to wake up at 7:00 just to get ready to meet up with him.
He gives us tests every fucking day when we barely know anything about our subject.
He criticizes my work when it isn't underlined in red pen or written on lined paper.
He calls me a troublemaker when I accidentally drop my sharpener on the floor.
He makes fun of my binder because it has a hard time zipping up due to how much homework he gives me.
He gets my friend into trouble for the smallest reasons ever.

Destroy this made up prick!

Hello Mr.B, may I introducing you with some thing that I made?
just a lil' something that'll make you fade,
Facebook is fine, I hate you during school,
You shouldnt even be there, your truely anti-cool,
You're a teacher? HA, More like Pedo Bear,
Just give him time while he's sleeping, give him the hair
You give tests about Astrophsyics every single day,
You criticize innocent people as if you are from EBay!
Troublemaker? YOU are a troublemaker on the floor,
You are making fun of hes binder when you can't open a door.
Give atleast somebody a chance when its a reason less than Small,
You should be in a torture chamber, squeezed in a 1x1 hall!

BBC7
03-18-2012, 04:27 PM
Here is his info.

He only likes to reveal the first letter of his last name, B, and has Mr. as his first name.
He claims that Facebook makes him look "unprofessional" and hates whoever uses it during school.
He claims that he is a teacher and decides to torture us with endless amounts of homework.
He looks at every problematic kid like a pedophile and calls it detention.
He ruins my sleep because every time I have to wake up at 7:00 just to get ready to meet up with him.
He gives us tests every fucking day when we barely know anything about our subject.
He criticizes my work when it isn't underlined in red pen or written on lined paper.
He calls me a troublemaker when I accidentally drop my sharpener on the floor.
He makes fun of my binder because it has a hard time zipping up due to how much homework he gives me.
He gets my friend into trouble for the smallest reasons ever.

Destroy this made up prick!

Hello Mr.B, may I introducing you with some thing that I made?
just a lil' something that'll make you fade,
Facebook is fine, I hate you during school,
You shouldnt even be there, your truely anti-cool,
You're a teacher? HA, More like Pedo Bear,
Just give him time while he's sleeping, give him the hair
You give tests about Astrophsyics every single day,
You criticize innocent people as if you are from EBay!
Troublemaker? YOU are a troublemaker on the floor,
You are making fun of hes binder when you can't open a door.
Give atleast somebody a chance when its a reason less than Small,
You should be in a torture chamber, squeezed in a 1x1 hall!


Yeah now I have this other prick.

He's dumb.
His name is Bob.

Hedgeog
03-18-2012, 04:29 PM
Here is his info.

He only likes to reveal the first letter of his last name, B, and has Mr. as his first name.
He claims that Facebook makes him look "unprofessional" and hates whoever uses it during school.
He claims that he is a teacher and decides to torture us with endless amounts of homework.
He looks at every problematic kid like a pedophile and calls it detention.
He ruins my sleep because every time I have to wake up at 7:00 just to get ready to meet up with him.
He gives us tests every fucking day when we barely know anything about our subject.
He criticizes my work when it isn't underlined in red pen or written on lined paper.
He calls me a troublemaker when I accidentally drop my sharpener on the floor.
He makes fun of my binder because it has a hard time zipping up due to how much homework he gives me.
He gets my friend into trouble for the smallest reasons ever.

Destroy this made up prick!

Hello Mr.B, may I introducing you with some thing that I made?
just a lil' something that'll make you fade,
Facebook is fine, I hate you during school,
You shouldnt even be there, your truely anti-cool,
You're a teacher? HA, More like Pedo Bear,
Just give him time while he's sleeping, give him the hair
You give tests about Astrophsyics every single day,
You criticize innocent people as if you are from EBay!
Troublemaker? YOU are a troublemaker on the floor,
You are making fun of hes binder when you can't open a door.
Give atleast somebody a chance when its a reason less than Small,
You should be in a torture chamber, squeezed in a 1x1 hall!


Yeah now I have this other prick.

He's dumb.
His name is Bob.

YO SIR BOB
YOUR DUMB LIKE A MOB.

BBC7
03-18-2012, 04:39 PM
Great. Now help with my friend's annoying girlfriend.

Her full name is Ima Horre.
She complains when her nails are this color and not this color.
She stuffs big macs into her bra to try to make them look big for my friend.
She only brings up sexual topics all the time and doesn't know about anything else.
She dresses up with the smallest clothes she can find in her closet that fit her.
Under her hoodie, she has a T-Shirt that says "My friend's friend is a bastard!"
She's picky and treats all my other friends like crap including me.
Her dad is as rich as fuck and teachers don't do anything to punish her because they are afraid they'll get sued.
She offends one of my friends for being a brony.
She taunts me and cyber bullies me in real life and Facebook.
She calls me a nerd for buying LEGO and being a Pokemon fan.
Once she wore heals and used them to kick me in the balls.


DESTROY THIS SLUTTY BITCH!

B.S.B
03-18-2012, 05:32 PM
Great. Now help with my friend's annoying girlfriend.

Her full name is Ima Horre.
]

Her dad is as rich as f**k and teachers don't do anything to punish her because they are afraid they'll get sued.


DESTROY THIS SLUTTY b***h!

BBC7
03-18-2012, 05:42 PM
That girl sounds sexy! I want to date her!

You mad bro?

LAWLzoR
03-18-2012, 05:49 PM
She offends one of my friends for being a brony.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP? (to kick her a**)

BBC7
03-18-2012, 05:50 PM
She offends one of my friends for being a brony.

WHERE DO I SIGN UP? (to kick her a**)

You sign up when you Dis Raps her.

LAWLzoR
03-18-2012, 05:59 PM
Dear Ima:
I'm a brony! What're you gonna do?
you dress up everyday like you're ready for a screw
let's forget your friend's friend, YOU'RE the b*stard
I spit rhymes like your declining popularity, except faster!
I don't care if your father's rich, and there'll be only one thing you can sue me for
FOR LYRICALLY DESTROYING THIS B*TCHY WH*RE!
those big macs will add more inches to your waist than they'll ever do to your breasts
and don't worry, I'll make sure you'll end up as THIS COLOR OF RED
you a bully? Don't you know that no one likes those
I can make bigger things than your fakes by goin' down to Lowes!
I'll get a unicorn to pierce you through your stomach, how would that feel
not even your big macs could give a man a happy meal
What's wrong with being a nerd, huh? Making fun of us because we get higher grades?
I'll crash into your house, with my entire raid!
Next time you do something bad in your class
I'll stick BBC5's f-yay-ing Legos up your a**!

BBC7
03-18-2012, 06:15 PM
Well done!

Here's your cookie.

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images/GingerdeadmanFace.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1 274198918171

LAWLzoR
03-18-2012, 06:38 PM
Well done!

Here's your cookie.

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images/GingerdeadmanFace.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1 274198918171

AAAHHHH! Take it back! Take it back!

BBC7
03-18-2012, 06:43 PM
Well done!

Here's your cookie.

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images/GingerdeadmanFace.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1 274198918171

Thanks! It looks appetizing!


Your welcome! I made it myself! Do you like it?

LAWLzoR
03-18-2012, 06:50 PM
uh... sure, yes.

BBC7
03-18-2012, 06:58 PM
I wish I had that cookie, I only have this cookie.
[attachment=0:24kqo4fh]aDOLF HTLER COOKIE.png[/attachment:24kqo4fh]

B.S.B
03-18-2012, 07:54 PM
That girl sounds sexy! I want to date her!

SO DO I!
...

BBC7
03-18-2012, 07:56 PM
[quote="B.S.B":3bc9to0m] That girl sounds sexy! I want to date her!

Troll!
...[/quote:3bc9to0m]

BBC7
03-18-2012, 07:57 PM
Lol why are we doing this?

Hedgeog
03-19-2012, 10:54 AM
Hello There 'Ima Horre',
sounds like 'I'm a Bore',
Big macs are what you eat, you outa your mind?
Just go get your manners, or get them, find,
A brony is me, others, on the forum of Epic History Raps,
Your dad is rich as fuck, thats we he faps! (like a deadman.)
What's that, You gonna sue me?
Go on, Jail me in a army of trees.
My friend's friend girlfriend is a total spam,
its like you are eating poisonous ham!
Don't worry about the colours of your nail,
cause' your a person with ONLY FAIL!
You only wear heels to kick people in tha nuts,
Teachers, PUNISH HER, But I dont wanna hear no more buts!
Taunt nobody, including one of my friends on the site,
I'll strike you like you run away from the madness of my bite!
Lego and Pokemon: For the whole family too!
No, you're not, your ONLY FUCKING 2!

Riddlez
03-21-2012, 04:32 PM
Dude, he's a teacher.
He's entitled to his own opinon, including hating Facebook.
If he gives you test alot, then complain to the principal or something, not the Dis Raps for Hire fourum.

BBC7
03-21-2012, 04:37 PM
Dude, he's a teacher.
He's entitled to his own opinon, including hating Facebook.
If he gives you test alot, then complain to the principal or something, not the Dis Raps for Hire fourum.

These characters are made up with qualities to make them as hate-able as possible.
They're fake.

03-22-2012, 07:12 PM
punch him in the face!

EpicLloyd#1Fan
03-22-2012, 08:11 PM
Seriously true. My Uncle in law named Gene believes in Satan and thinks he will be a rock star also he's a little mentally handicapped but besides that he doesn't take his pills and he drinks he's gone sober but for no more than 2 months and even though he has a truck a job and and social security he asks my wife's grannie to pay for all his crap and drive him everywhere. He plays guitar and thinks he can sing but honestly he sounds worse than chalk board and nails! Hes family but lazy is it so wrong for me to want him institutionalized??

Destroy Him!

BBC7
03-22-2012, 08:44 PM
Seriously true. My Uncle in law named Gene believes in Satan and thinks he will be a rock star also he's a little mentally handicapped but besides that he doesn't take his pills and he drinks he's gone sober but for no more than 2 months and even though he has a truck a job and and social security he asks my wife's grannie to pay for all his crap and drive him everywhere. He plays guitar and thinks he can sing but honestly he sounds worse than chalk board and nails! Hes family but lazy is it so wrong for me to want him institutionalized??

Destroy Him!

Yo, Gene! You think you're going to be a rock star?
With your beliefs in Satan, that idea ain't going far!
Why don't you quit your bitching and take a chill pill?
So go drink shots of liquor and get brutally killed.
You think anyone will care? Epic's wife grammy will be proud,
That she doesn't have to take you anywhere and get fucking loud.
I'd rather give JB a million bucks before I hear you sing!
Give me your guitar and watch it be played by a king.
You'll be both physically and mentally handicap after this.
Wanna know how? I'll be proud to introduce you to my fist!
It's right to want to have you institutionalized!
Admit the fact that my rapping made you mesmerized!
So R.I.P Gene - Oops! There's something I forgot, which would explain all the hating.
You're a gone sober who has no motivation in life and believes in Satan.