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Facilier
08-17-2013, 03:17 PM
FIRST SAW READ FIRST: http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthread.php?10576-Saw-Forum-of-blood
^


Hes back
with his new puppet-slave Wumbo
and
with 10 more forum victims
FoolMeNever
Hero Samuel
Zoroark
Da Kurrlz
Flareon
Zombie Licker
Nate
Chi
Bobby Bobber
and Kirito

WHO WILL SURVIVE THIS TIME
CAN ANYONE WAIT FOR AN EXPLANATION ON WUMBO PUPPET
FIND OUT SOOONNNNN
and fyi READ SAW 1: FORUM OF BLOOD FIRST

Wumbo
08-17-2013, 03:47 PM
i am nawt slave

i hav mind of my own

Uprising
08-17-2013, 03:58 PM
Maybe it's time for a Notorious T.I.M. appearance.

GonadTheNomad
08-17-2013, 05:31 PM
*Cough* Cameo *Cough*

Facilier
09-22-2013, 06:44 PM
THERE WILL BE CAMEOS AND BLOOD AND PLOTHOLES

starting today or tommorrow, so get ready

Dion
09-22-2013, 06:53 PM
Puppets.

lawl

KnotPoles
09-22-2013, 06:53 PM
A post.

Faker
09-22-2013, 06:56 PM
Muy bien. :D

Facilier
09-22-2013, 07:24 PM
Previously, on Saw

Tentacle porn

that is all

oh and Wumbo gets possessed by Dins evil puppet soul and escapes MagikarpIsTiredOfYourShit mountain and kills the other 2 survivors Batman and Spock

Wumbo puppet arrives back at teh forums
He gathers all the people, obviously not including everyone who died because a plot hole that big would look like an anus

"attention people either way too young or too old to be on the internet.
I alone have survived Saws games. I find it my duty to tell you-"

*hehehehehe* Hero Samuel subtly laughs in the background
"he said duty"

"Oh were doing those kinda jokes this time" Bobby says downcast like he even knows what downcast means lel


"BUT" Wumbo continues

"hehehehe butt"

Wumbo shoots Herder Samuel in the foot

"Never leave home without it" He says matter of fucktly

"Anyways" Wumbo continues
"I survived, but on the way out I saw a huge treasure chest of Breaking Bad themed porn. They had Walter x Skyler, Walter x Jessie, Saul x everyone, the whole kabango. We should go get it. Can I have ten volun-queers to help me carry it back"

Everyone whispers about how weak Wumbo must be


FoolMeNever
Hero Samuel
Zoroark
Da Kurrlz
Flareon
Zombie Licker
Nate
Chi
Bobby Bobber
and Kirito

all volunteer to halp

Dey go to the mountain

at night

they look around for the chest

at night

Wumbo shows them how he became an evil sadistic puppet and captures them and takes them into the mountain right next to the former one, called "Mount Evil Puppot Wumbo Lair and Jenga emporium"

The 10 wake up in a dark dingy dirty room
yaaa your a dirty filthy room
I bet a room like you likes all these filthy people inside youu
ya youurr a dirty room

"BRAD STOP MAKING ROOM PORN AND GET ON WITH THE STORY"

"Don't tell me how to live my life"

and Wumbo shits his puppet britches
Cuz I wrote it

"You bastard" wumpuppet grumbles as the 10 look around the room

"Where are we?" Kirito asks

"More importantly" Fool Me Never says, "WHEN ARE WE?"

"Wow this cast is really outdated"

Wumbo says, as he proceeds to twerk everyone in the room to death

"Lets bring the old cast in"

*10 minutes later, after that 70s show but before that 80s show*

Yackerz now known as Mew
Uprising
Dion
Poulder bolder (polarbore)
YN
Batman3Real
and Gonad
awake in the room

"H-How are we alive"

"I ressurected you with my puppet powers to put you through new turmoil. I wasn't gonna do it but this seasons cast wasn't up to snuff. And they wouldn't sell me any cocaine off the air. Anywhoo, I ressurected you 7 back to life along with keeping Bobby Bobber, Hero Samuel, and Flareon/adonis to do this. At teh end the last 2 (YA 2 BITCHES) alive will be let go."

"You want to have some puppet sex"-Din

"As a puppet I am non-sexual" Wumbo replies

"What is this world cuming to"

"I generally cum to bdsm because it makes me feel strong"-Gonad

"Oh I missed this" Yn says blissfully

"What is this I don't even" - Bobby, Hero Samuel, Adonis (the people not in the last adventure who have no idear whats going on)

"FIRST CHAMBER TIME!"
Wumbo says as he vanishes

A door appears in the ceiling and everyone uses teamwork to help eachother through it into the first chamber
Uprising is left last
"WAIT HOW DO I GET UP THERE"

"Wisconsin"
Polarbore says before moving with everyone else into the next chamber (except Up lul)

to be continued lata

Dion
09-22-2013, 07:32 PM
Twerk me to death pls.

Wumbo
09-22-2013, 08:01 PM
wait

if dion is alive

and i am filled with evil dion soul

if we touch

DO WE CANCEL EACHOTHER OUT

Samos
09-22-2013, 08:03 PM
The humor here is extremely clever, sophisticated and well thought out. Especially the part where he says duty.

Facilier
09-22-2013, 08:05 PM
wait

if dion is alive

and i am filled with evil dion soul

if we touch

DO WE CANCEL EACHOTHER OUT

Only the evil possessed you, Dins soul died out in his corpse *singsongwhisper*plothollesss*

Facilier
09-22-2013, 08:06 PM
The humor here is extremely clever, sophisticated and well thought out. Especially the part where he says duty.

oh ikr

Faker
09-22-2013, 08:12 PM
Poor Up. XD

And puppets can be very sexual if you treat then nicely.

Samos
09-22-2013, 08:55 PM
Poor Up. XD

And puppets can be very sexual if you treat then nicely.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100911003258/totaldramaisland/images/0/02/000000.png

Faker
09-22-2013, 08:56 PM
I have an odd feeling that you're hinting to a relationship with my hand.

Samos
09-22-2013, 08:58 PM
I have an odd feeling that you're hinting to a relationship with my hand.

No, just puppets.

Facilier
09-23-2013, 08:14 PM
Ch next

So the ten go 2 the first chamber

Wumbo talks in the earchip he shoved in everybodies brain cells individually

"fuckers gon fuck. Tis first challenge involves drowning eachother in dildoughs. Trivia about sex will be given one at a time. If you get it wrong, 10 dildos drop in your tank. Fyi youll be in tanks. Made of the glass of a thousand TEARS OF ME LOSING TDFE."
Sorry off topic.

Dey each step into their glass chambers
Gonads was extra small
because his penus was small

Gonad-"Oh fuck you fucing fucekirfs-"
10 dildos drop in his glass chamber

"REALLY WOW REAL MATURE BIT-"

100 dildos drop in Gonads chambehr

Gonad sufficate

Lul

Uprising burst in the chamber from de previous one

"YOU LEFT ME IN THERE YOU CHRIS FARLEYS"

Uprising step into Gonads chambeh

"LET THE QUESTIONS BEGIN" Wumbo starts again in a deep black voicoe

QUESTION 1 FOR BOBBY
"Bring it on like Ping Po-kazuchi, the national flute battle champin"
"I thought you would say like ping pong"
"WELL THEN YOUR WRONG BITCH
WRONG
.
.
WrOWOWNRRPWNRORN"

Question 1 for bobby ya
"What is love"

Bobby-
".
.
.
.
.
.
BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME
NO MORE"

"Correct erect"

QUESTION 2 FOR DIN
"I want sex"
"No Din"

"Question- What is the proper girl to guhy ratio for a orgy"

"4.65 girls to 2.5 guys"

"Correct"

and the questions went on

Dildos filled up chambers

One of the dildos in uprisings chamburr (it was chilly) smelled liked cheese

So Up ate it

"Yum, yum yum yum yum"

"Was dat the "Tums" theme"-YN

"Maybeh"

The fullest chamber by far so far in farcry was Herder Samuel

and he cry

"SAMUEL IF YOU GET DIS QUESTION WRONG YOU DROWN IN DILDO
WHY WON'T I ACKNOWLEDGE DIN"

"Because girl
you tempted"
.

.

.

"*SNIFF* SHUTUP BITCH*

And he drown Herder in dildo

"Ok 2 down go to next chamber"

"Heyyyy I didn't get lots of lines"-big booty hoes

"SHUTUP BITCHIS YOU GET MORE LINES LADER"

and Mewlejandrackerz, Up, Din, Yn, Bobby, Adonis, Polarbore, And that one smelly guy (Batman) move to the next chamber

and make a cake out of Gonads dead bod

and eats it

Polarbore just licks the frosting

AND STOP

next ch time

YellowNerd
10-21-2013, 04:15 PM
http://i.imgur.com/mSPqe9F.gif

Adonis
10-21-2013, 08:38 PM
this is awesome

Facilier
10-21-2013, 08:52 PM
No way I cancelled dis piece of shit sequel