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Epic Doctor X
11-27-2011, 10:23 AM
My half sister annoys me to death!
and punches my shoulder all the time!

Fact:

Name: Jennifer
Born : 22 days before me (bullies me for that)
Loves: Justin Bieber and Twilight
Hobbies: Draw, sing, read

Btw, she cant pronounce epic, she pronounces it like eapic

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 10:25 AM
i don't think i can dis a girl especially a sister of a friend. :?

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 10:31 AM
My half sister annoys me to death!
and punches my shoulder all the time!

Fact:

Name: Jennifer
Born : 22 days before me (bullies me for that)
Loves: Justin Bieber and Twilight
Hobbies: Draw, sing, read

Btw, she cant pronounce epic, she pronounces it like eapic

That half sister is going to become a HALF sister
Don't worry, I'll get this mister
Those vampires can suck on something other than necks
Cause all their moves are a wreck
Your singing sucks, can you even hear yourself?
I'm about to put your decapitated head on my shelf
You're a girl, you'll most likely understand what I'm about to say:
HI GIRLZ *twitch* *twitch* get that? okay
I'm a guy, but I like MLP, you can't explain that
aliens..... and your drawings are crap!
I'm an Eapic rapper, especially in dis raps: Fan Made
How's those gay vampires supposed to get laid?
You're not even worth my time
so forget this rhyme
talking to you should be a crime!
So see ya! BYE BYE!

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 10:32 AM
i don't think i can dis a girl especially a sister of a friend. :?

I only dis rap them if they deserve it

Epic Doctor X
11-27-2011, 10:35 AM
thx LawlzoR, that was AWESOME!

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 10:39 AM
Jennifer was that your name?
you love 2 of the most gayest thing on earth since john mccain
i hate it when you people have JB on auto-repeat
let me guess you get carssick you dipsh*t
if i were you i'd shave my armpit
i can smell you from the backseat
and im in the car fifty-five miles away damn it!
you're just EPX's half sister!
EPX mind if i assault her?
Nah, I'm just kidding brother!
Now let me target your hobbies
You're drawing skills, i think i can use 'em for my toiletries
you like to sing lil missy?
like Angle said to cobain
I'm also gonna change your name like he changed the game (and by the way you all just lost)
From Jennifer to Academically-Retarded Book-Blinded Vampire-Lover whats-her-name!
Or for short a retarded female version of John Mccain!
Now go suck Ronald Mcdonald's candy cane.


Oh god, did i just use a dis against a girl :O

Epic Doctor X
11-27-2011, 10:42 AM
you´re good yellow nerd, don´t hang yourself up on that

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 10:53 AM
I ain't done yet what's-your-face
I'm here to continue this dis
i am rapping you from cyberspace
i wont go away until you live this place
i'll make you embrace the furnace from my fireplace
then exchange that face to something less grimace
then take out your carapace, you coalface
go back to your crawlspace also known as your birthplace
before i'm done dissing you i'm gonna leave a foot trace
also i'm gonna eat you but first let's say grace
i think you'll look better with a metal brace
then replace that necklace hurry up and resurface
tie your shoelace we're going to my palace
you paleface, everyone's making a poker-face
and i'll teach you how to sing like liberace
and hire john pike so your face can be mace'd
and then sell your soul to the marketplace
then see how it outpace osama bin laden's face!

that's it!

Epic Doctor X
11-27-2011, 11:06 AM
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat was that????

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 11:06 AM
a follow up dis..? :?

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 11:11 AM
did i make a mistake? O.o should i delete it? oh my.. :nosad:

Epic Doctor X
11-27-2011, 11:19 AM
it was not a fail. IT WAS AWESOME!!. Same rhyme all the time!

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 11:21 AM
it was not a fail. IT WAS AWESOME!!. Same rhyme all the time!

Oh thank you :]
I'm honoured. :geek:

Moonjik
11-27-2011, 01:27 PM
I ain't done yet what's-your-face
I'm here to continue this dis
i am rapping you from cyberspace
i wont go away until you live this place
i'll make you embrace the furnace from my fireplace
then exchange that face to something less grimace
then take out your carapace, you coalface
go back to your crawlspace also known as your birthplace
before i'm done dissing you i'm gonna leave a foot trace
also i'm gonna eat you but first let's say grace
i think you'll look better with a metal brace
then replace that necklace hurry up and resurface
tie your shoelace we're going to my palace
you paleface, everyone's making a poker-face
and i'll teach you how to sing like liberace
and hire john pike so your face can be mace'd
and then sell your soul to the marketplace
then see how it outpace osama bin laden's face!

that's it!

That's ALOT of faces, LOL.

Cool-The-Renegade
11-28-2011, 05:45 PM
Hello Jen, may I call you that? No? TOO BAD!
Just leave your bro alone, girl, you're not his f*cking dad!
How could you be? You're only his half sister!
An annoying one at that, so I'm thinkin' "Why mot dis her?"
So here it, is, Jennifer. A rap you never expected...
These lines were only a warm-up, this is about to get hectic:

Damn, who do you think you are? Queen f*cking Elizabeth?
When you're found crying from my rhymes I'll likely plead the fifth.
I'm sorry, I forgot the whole world revolved around you.
22 days mean NOTHING, and that goes for everything else you hold on to.
Go ahead, punch his arm again, but if you do it wont be pretty,
You're just lucky that no one is willing to tell you that your singing is sh*tty!
That goes for your drawing to, keep at it and you're in for a spanking...
Because if you think stick figures qualify as art, you're sadly mistaken.
And as for your choice of reading, damn, don't get me started.
It's more freaking surprising than when the Red Sea parted!
Twilight? Really? Could you be more predictable?
You're a living stereotype, Jen, and to be honest, I'm sick of 'em.
Spoiler alert: A not-so-big surprise is around the bend:
The ridiculous Bieber and Twilight Fads are both about to end.
See? What did I tell you? Now let me bask in the calamity.
Take your nose out of that book, and look into reality.
You may say this is epic, or eapic, or however the hell you pronounce it.
One thing is for certain: Your half bro is the sh*t.

Epic Doctor X
11-29-2011, 04:01 AM
Hello Jen, may I call you that? No? TOO BAD!
Just leave your bro alone, girl, you're not his f*cking dad!
How could you be? You're only his half sister!
An annoying one at that, so I'm thinkin' "Why mot dis her?"
So here it, is, Jennifer. A rap you never expected...
These lines were only a warm-up, this is about to get hectic:

Damn, who do you think you are? Queen f*cking Elizabeth?
When you're found crying from my rhymes I'll likely plead the fifth.
I'm sorry, I forgot the whole world revolved around you.
22 days mean NOTHING, and that goes for everything else you hold on to.
Go ahead, punch his arm again, but if you do it wont be pretty,
You're just lucky that no one is willing to tell you that your singing is sh*tty!
That goes for your drawing to, keep at it and you're in for a spanking...
Because if you think stick figures qualify as art, you're sadly mistaken.
And as for your choice of reading, damn, don't get me started.
It's more freaking surprising than when the Red Sea parted!
Twilight? Really? Could you be more predictable?
You're a living stereotype, Jen, and to be honest, I'm sick of 'em.
Spoiler alert: A not-so-big surprise is around the bend:
The ridiculous Bieber and Twilight Fads are both about to end.
See? What did I tell you? Now let me bask in the calamity.
Take your nose out of that book, and look into reality.
You may say this is epic, or eapic, or however the hell you pronounce it.
One thing is for certain: Your half bro is the sh*t.


This made my day for sure!

Cool-The-Renegade
11-29-2011, 05:33 PM
This made my day for sure!

I'm glad! I love dis rapping, especially to give someone a hand.