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LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 10:41 AM
There's this pony called Trixie, and she's a b***h

She thinks she can do all of this cool stuff, but really she can't do anything she said she could
She thinks she's better than everypony else
she brags about her magic skills (which, isn't a whole lot)
She failed at taking down an Ursa MINOR, when she said she could take down an Ursa MAJOR (they're a LOT bigger than the minors, and the minors are GIGANTIC)
She thinks she can take anypony down in a magic show (show your magic skills, and see who's better)
She made Twilight think it's wrong to show off her magic skills, when (at the time) it would be defending your friends

I hope that's enough (GOB should be an expert at this /)^3^(\

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 10:42 AM
LAWLZoR! I'm gonna skip this one. i have no knowledge of Ponies.

so i kinda owe you one. :ashamed:

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 10:44 AM
LAWLZoR! I'm gonna skip this one. i have no knowledge of Ponies.

so i kinda owe you one. :ashamed:

...Nah (reference 1)
It's okay, it was supposed to a joke (LAWL)
but if anyone wants to dis rap Trixie, feel free to dis rap her

Epic Doctor X
11-27-2011, 11:05 AM
It is not so hard, to recognize you Trixie
Cause there´s no other freakin pony, that behaves that bitchy
You´re just a little pony-wannabe, that thinks you can use magic
compared to Twilight Sparkle, your power is tragic
There´s a difference between Minor and Major, you dreamer
why say that you slayed the big one, when you cant beat the smaller either
i can find a freakin stone Trixie, with more skill
so you should just leave, get the hell out of Ponyville

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 11:07 AM
It is not so hard, to recognize you Trixie
Cause there´s no other freakin pony, that behaves that bitchy
You´re just a little pony-wannabe, that thinks you can use magic
compared to Twilight Sparkle, your power is tragic
There´s a difference between Minor and Major, you dreamer
why say that you slayed the big one, when you cant beat the smaller either
i can find a freakin stone Trixie, with more skill
so you should just leave, get the hell out of Ponyville

nice rap, but one question

You've either poked around the thread (others), or.... you know your pony places

B.S.B
11-27-2011, 11:12 AM
*slaps*
i dont rap against things i hate so much i wont talk about it.

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 11:15 AM
*slaps*
i dont rap against things i hate so much i wont talk about it.

*Rainbow Dash swoops in*

RD:
I'm not going to rap against you, but I'm here to say that he said it was a JOKE, you didn't/don't have to if you don't want to

*Rainbow Dash flies into the sky (really high (no, not THAT kind of high)) then she flies down a super-SUPER sonic speed*

RD:
SOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNBOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
*explosion on your face*

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 11:16 AM
Ponies can make sonic booms?

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 11:23 AM
Ponies can make sonic booms?
OoO i-i-is th-th-that wh-wh-what I think i-i-it is?

and yes, if the pony (only winged ponies (I can't spell pegasis)) goes high enough, and goes fast enough to break the sound barrier (not Pinkie Pie, though she did break the 4th Wall, and if anyone knows when she did that, please tell me) ANYWAY, if the pegasis breaks the sound barrier, the pony will have to make a REALLY sharp turn from hitting the ground (actually, the pony doesn't hit the ground to make a sonic rainboom) and when the pony makes that sharp turn, an explosion that breaks through most materials goes out in all directions, and is very powerful, so don't mess with RD, because she's the only pony that has successfully done the rainboom

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 11:26 AM
i saw tons of pony-moticons on deviant art if you download the zip file :)

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 11:28 AM
i saw tons of pony-moticons on deviant art if you download the zip file :)

where do I go to get them

(and in the words of Pinkie Pie)

HELL
YES!

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 11:30 AM
In the name of hades
i present this to you bronies
:http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=pony+emoticons+pack#/d48bz9d:
just click the download link in the top right corner

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 11:32 AM
I put that into the web bar (where you put the website name, like www.ERBoH.com (http://www.ERBoH.com)), but I got nothing, lemme try again

YellowNerd
11-27-2011, 11:34 AM
I put that into the web bar (where you put the website name, like http://www.ERBoH.com), but I got nothing, lemme try again

did you remove the :'s
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... k#/d48bz9d (http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=pony+emoticons+pack#/d48bz9d)

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 11:40 AM
Well, I don't know how to add it, but I found some funny ones off of google

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 11:44 AM
here's another one

Moonjik
11-27-2011, 01:07 PM
This one will be easy!

Hey Trixie, wait till you see my master plan,
You're only popular on 4chan,
Too bad you'll never appear again,
The reason Twilight was worried in Lesson Zero is cos she'd have to see you in Magic Kindergarten,
Get off your high horse, yeah, you can make sparks,
It's a wonder you were even able to get your cutie mark!
You can't even take on one Ursa Minor,
Nopony likes a boaster,
Who gives a shit for your tall tales?
The only ponies dumb enough to fall for you were Snips and Snails,
You got ditched by Equestria Daily, is that why you're blue,
When I see your cheesy displays I scream "SCREW YOU!"
Anypony can play with a rope,
You gonna tie my hooves together? DOPE!
NOTHING could make you look better,
You'd look more "magical" in Mister Roger's sweater!

LAWLzoR
11-27-2011, 01:10 PM
This one will be easy!

Hey Trixie, wait till you see my master plan,
You're only popular on 4chan,
Too bad you'll never appear again,
The reason Twilight was worried in Lesson Zero is cos she'd have to see you in Magic Kindergarten,
Get off your high horse, yeah, you can make sparks,
It's a wonder you were even able to get your cutie mark!
You can't even take on one Ursa Minor,
Nopony likes a boaster,
Who gives a shit for your tall tales?
The only ponies dumb enough to fall for you were Snips and Snails,
You got ditched by Equestria Daily, is that why you're blue,
When I see your cheesy displays I scream "SCREW YOU!"
Anypony can play with a rope,
You gonna tie my hooves together? DOPE!
NOTHING could make you look better,
You'd look more "magical" in Mister Roger's sweater!

Nice, and epic playerx was so epic to make this emoticon for me, and you can have it too! (all credit goes to epic playerx for this creation)

Just right click, save, and it's yours!

Moonjik
11-27-2011, 01:23 PM
This one will be easy!

Hey Trixie, wait till you see my master plan,
You're only popular on 4chan,
Too bad you'll never appear again,
The reason Twilight was worried in Lesson Zero is cos she'd have to see you in Magic Kindergarten,
Get off your high horse, yeah, you can make sparks,
It's a wonder you were even able to get your cutie mark!
You can't even take on one Ursa Minor,
Nopony likes a boaster,
Who gives a shit for your tall tales?
The only ponies dumb enough to fall for you were Snips and Snails,
You got ditched by Equestria Daily, is that why you're blue,
When I see your cheesy displays I scream "SCREW YOU!"
Anypony can play with a rope,
You gonna tie my hooves together? DOPE!
NOTHING could make you look better,
You'd look more "magical" in Mister Roger's sweater!

Nice, and epic playerx was so epic to make this emoticon for me, and you can have it too! (all credit goes to epic playerx for this creation)

Just right click, save, and it's yours!

SOO AWESOME but...I CAN'T RIGHT CLICK, WAAAAAH! I'll have to get it later on my dad's computer (my trackpad's a little iffy) but I shall DEFINATELY use it. Thanks Playerx!

Epic Doctor X
11-27-2011, 01:51 PM
my pleasure