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@Dumbledore
07-23-2014, 05:52 AM
OK maybe I should do reviews. I will review fan-made Erb's. I probably will not review "Replace ERB with forumers" if you don't include a reference guide.

Leave your suggestions.

@Dumbledore
07-23-2014, 02:58 PM
Here's a review of my favourite rap battle so far
Goku vs Superman

It's OK if you disagree with me. This review is only based on my opinion


Beat: Fantastic. Bad-ass. Suits both characters and I think that this is the best beat out of all rap battles. 10/10

Flow: This is the only thing that Superman is better at (and he's a hell one of a good rapper). He flowed almost flawlessly, unlike Goku who's flow changed throughout the battle. 8/10

Effects: I love the choreography, the flying part, the heat beams, the fire around Goku, the costumes, the background... and fat Superman? 10/10


Verse 1: OK start. Well anyone could say the first line. A lot of superheroes sure do sound constipated so not exactly offensive from Superman's side. Nonetheless very funny.The second line is more of a "That's true" type of line. Superman is really full of himself in line 3 and 4. I've nothing to say about the rest of the lines except for how good they are. 10/10

Verse 2: The transformation is my favourite part. Goku sounds really pissed but he greatly delivers the message "Superman, your powers are boring compared to mine". He also proves that in the next 4 lines. I think the kryptonite joke could have been delivered better but maybe not, I don't. The last two lines are great and Krillin's face is priceless. 10/10
Bonus for transformation. 11/10

Verse 3: The first line isn't great but it is a very good set up to the second line. I also like the punchline " Dragonball deez". Too short though. 8.5/10

Verse 4: A really nice verse. That is embarrassing to be defeated by a bat with no powers. Third line is another nice setup and I don't know anything about Goku but I'm pretty sure that the last line means nothing good for Superman. One thing... caped coward? I suppose he is scared of kryptonite. In that case high 5 Goku. Same here, too short though. 8.5/10

Overall: As I said this is my favourite rap battle. ERB really upped their standards after the dissappointing Walter White vs Rick Grimes. This rap battle just started an avalanche of amazing rap battles from the second season 3 storm (All rap battles are epic but these ones slay the charts). Thanks NicePeter and EpicLloyd. 10/10

Overall score= 75+1/80
Or 95%

Winner: Goku (By a tiny amount)

Superman's best line: Just one punch, AND OVER 9000 SCREAMS
Superman's worst line: This looks like a job for the OG (Superman)
Goku's best line: YOUR POWERS HAVE BEEN BORING SINCE THE 19 FUCKING 40'S
Goku's worst line: Don't lecture ne about fights you caped coward.

@Dumbledore
07-24-2014, 12:22 PM
Here is my review of my least favourite rap battle. Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga.


Leave a link to your fanmade rap battle if you want them reviewed.

Beat: A normal beat not quite good not quite bad. Better than John Lennon vs Bill O'Reily, worse than the next ones. 4/10

Visuals: That monster looks pathetic. There is nothing spectacular to see in the battle other than Sarah Palin killing the moose. And wtf Lady Gaga looks so weird throughout the battle. And why is she played by NicePeter. She might look like a man but she definitely doesn't sound like a man. 3/10

Flow: It's nice to see that Sarah was at least trying in some parts. Lady Gaga sounds like she came for a chat instead of a rap battle. Poor effort dude... I mean lady. 2/10

verse 1: I like the second line but the first line is horrible, mainly because it's not offensive in any way and isn't a good setup to the second line that doesn't need a setup. The next 4 lines are good. The Gaga but not Lady part is OK, kinda expected and the last line, I feel could've been delivered better. 8/10

verse 2: The good unfortunately ends here. Smurf joke? You could've used anybody. Also it was a pathetic line. The next line is a really nice comparison. The third line is bad because it was wasted for Lady Gaga to simply say that she hates Sarah, no reasons given in this line. The next line is good. Next 2 lines are meh. I don't get the purpose of the next two lines. "my music just scares you". Wtf Lady Gaga. Your music is not supposed to be scaring people. It's purpose is to be enjoyed by people. You don't need to offend yourself. 3/10

Verse 3: Meh comeback. OK she killed moose's with her bare hands before Lady Gaga was alive is a good line. The next 2 lines are fine but not a spectacular finish. 4/10

Verse 4: All of this verse is Pathetic with a capital "P". The first two lines seem to have been written by an amateur (no offence ERB crew). The last line was something we wouldn't have expected (I mean in a bad way). 1/10

Overall: There are good reasons why this is the worst battle and why people are joking about it. It is a disappointment to watch it and yet I'm glad that their standards have dramatically went up. This rap battle surely has thaught me one thing... females don't belong in rap battles. 1/10

Overall score=26/80
or 32.5%

Winner
Sarah Palin

Sarah's best line: A transvestive with a keyboard trying to be a freak of the year
Sarah's worst line: Oh, boy, look what we have here
Lady Gaga's best line: Governor of Alaska? That's like a principal of a home school.
Lady Gaga's worst line: I sound more intelligent than you when I fart, I wonder if you even know how to spell the word art

Turtlesauce
07-24-2014, 12:31 PM
Females belong in rap battles.

Monroe vs Cleopatra proved it

@Dumbledore
07-24-2014, 12:45 PM
Females belong in rap battles.

Monroe vs Cleopatra proved it

Personally I didn't like this one either. And I didn't hear many people putting the battle at the top spot.

Edit: Adam vs Eve and Joan of Arc vs Mikey Cyrus were also disappointing.

Clemi
07-24-2014, 12:50 PM
Females belong in rap battles.

Monroe vs Cleopatra proved it

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This

Turtlesauce
07-27-2014, 04:45 AM
http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthread.php?12066-Turtlesauce-s-Saucey-Battles&p=376075#post376075j

I'd like to know what you think about it

@Dumbledore
08-04-2014, 07:24 AM
Here's my review of Turtlesauce's Count Dracula vs Beast (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthread.php?12066-Turtlesauce-s-Saucey-Battles)


Count of Transylvania: The first two lines are pretty meh. More of an introduction. The next two lines are good. The next line is good but the next two lines are pretty refelenceless. The last line sounds good to me. What I don't like about this verse is that some lines are really long and some lines are short which makes it look really messy. 5.5/10

You... tyrant: I don't know why but I love the Bruce Wayne reference. The next line is too generic though. I don’t really like the next line because of how it was worded, but definitely a bonus for creativity. Next line is nice. Line 6 is... I'm not sure would that happen or would Dracula kill them all. Line 5 and 7 are fine but a same reference in the same verse isn't a good idea. I don't know if the last line is supposed to be offensive. 7/10

I'm millennium old... bitch: The reference to the age should have been used by Beast in my opinion. The rest of the verse is great. 9/10

Disney vs Porn: I thought that Dracula's last line is good but we have a nice comeback from beast in the first two lines. And the next two lines are only OK. Next line is refelencess (unless you count the fact that vampires suck which was already referenced in the previous verse. I like the last line. 8/10

Final words: Although the battle isn't anything spectacular it is a nice start. I mean, you are probably better than me when I started. Some of the lines were filler lines but I see you're trying to avoid them. I think that it would be good to drop 1 or 2 f bombs, especially for the character such as Dracula. Otherwiae good work. 7/10

Overall score 36.5/50
Or 73%

Winner:
Beast

Beast's best line: When you go to sleep, I'll put a nail in your coffin
Beast's worst line: Go to your castle, keep on sucking
Dracula's best line: Your arch-nemesis is a flower in a jar
Dracula's worst line: My name is Vlad Tepes count of Transylvania

@Dumbledore
08-05-2014, 07:28 AM
Here's my review of Turtle's Wall-E vs Hodor (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthread.php?12066-Turtlesauce-s-Saucey-Battles)

Wall-E: The first verse is very good. I like all the jokes especially the Wall-E reference. 10/10

Hodor: The opening line is very good. And we have a really nice comeback. We have a really nice finish with the Hodor joke. 10/10

Wall-E: If the first two verses weren't enough thus verse is much better than the previous verse. Of course I love the last line. Very creative. 10/10

Timmy: I did not expect a cameo from Timmy. It was a pleasant surprise. I think he really owns Wall-E with his lines. 10/10

Overall: This is the standard I expect from every rap battle. This has great jokes, great references and really creative. This is a huge improvement from the last battle. 10/10

Winner
Close but Hodor wins

Score 50/50
Or 100%

Turtlesauce
08-05-2014, 07:48 AM
Here's my review of Turtle's Wall-E vs Hodor (http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthread.php?12066-Turtlesauce-s-Saucey-Battles)

Wall-E: The first verse is very good. I like all the jokes especially the Wall-E reference. 10/10

Hodor: The opening line is very good. And we have a really nice comeback. We have a really nice finish with the Hodor joke. 10/10

Wall-E: If the first two verses weren't enough thus verse is much better than the previous verse. Of course I love the last line. Very creative. 10/10

Timmy: I did not expect a cameo from Timmy. It was a pleasant surprise. I think he really owns Wall-E with his lines. 10/10

Overall: This is the standard I expect from every rap battle. This has great jokes, great references and really creative. This is a huge improvement from the last battle. 10/10

Winner
Close but Hodor wins

Score 50/50
Or 100%

yes, I knew it

Suck it Nice Peter