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WWEFan
08-03-2014, 05:33 PM
As you may or may not know, Lloyd hosted a two-day internationally interactive improv show called "Off the Top". At several points during each day, there was a segment called "IRB", where Lloyd, Zach Sherwin, and the rest of the cast put together freestyle ERB's. I will be posting the transcribed lyrics here.

FRIDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mqcvPe80ZQ

1. George Washington vs Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny (Josh Funk):
Yo George, you're the first president and you think you're big
But come on, what dude has to always wear a wig?
Yo, you know what? You got fake teeth
And your breath totally smells like a queef

George Washington (Zach Sherwin):
Yo, you're dead when George starts to rock
You'll need medical attention like "uh, what's up Doc?"
Cause the truth is, lyrically you're a dud
And I'm coming at you hard, like a rap Elmer Fudd

Bugs Bunny (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Yo George, I'm sorry, I can't tell a lie
But I really think you are a lame kind of guy
You think you're cool, you set a president
But it's easy to be the first president

George Washington (Bill Posley):
Everyone thinks you're cute and quirky
You should have made a left at Albuquerque
I thought you were the bunny from Trix
You know what? Suck Daffy Duck's dick

Bugs Bunny (EpicLLOYD):
I'm about to use my knuckles to abuse
And knock you straight out of your belt buckle shoes
All your whack-ass rhymes are polished
I already whipped your ass one time as William Wallace

George Washington (Lauren Flans):
Yo Bugsy, did you get your fill?
You can't beat me, I'm on the fucking 1 dollar bill
Yeah, that's right, I cannot tell a lie
Motherfucker, this rabbit's gonna die

2. Dracula vs Edward Cullen
Dracula (Zach Sherwin):
Truth is, in this battle, you're about to get creamed
Cause the fact is, none of these people are on your team
And homeboy, not to doubt you
But you're so whack, I never read your book and don't know anything about you

Edward Cullen (Josh Funk):
Yo, you're so old, your skin starts to crackle
I walk in the sunlight and I start to sparkle
Yeah, you know what? Your teeth really suck
And you're an old-ass dude, I don't give a fuck

Dracula (Bill Posley):
I fucked Kristen Stewart, you should forgive her
Yes, when I walk in the sun, I don't shimmer
Yes, you think you are tough
But you get pounded in the ass by a werewolf

Edward Cullen (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Yeah, that's right, you got it right
I'm beautiful and shiny in the sunlight
You are so lame, I think you should leave
The only actor that played you is Keanu Reeves

Edward Cullen (EpicLLOYD):
Everyone knows you're just a big complainer
So turn your ass around, go back to Transylvania
Bram Stoker, a big old joker
But you're just a big old pale pole smoker

Dracula (Lauren Flans):
You pretty boy bitch, you need a spotter
Your best acting was in Harry Potter
I know you think you're so exotic
But everything you do is just homoerotic

3. Meat Loaf vs Luciano Pavarotti
Luciano Pavarotti (Josh Funk):
Yo, you're so big, you can't even fit in a tub
And your performance was horrible in Fight Club
Yo, oh my god, you know where it's at
Even your vocal cords are fucking fat

Meat Loaf (Zach Sherwin):
Okay, so you're one of the Three Tenors?
Well you're about to get fucked in this battle, prepare to be entered
Yo bro, and I know
Your real name isn't Mario, it's fucking Luciano

Luciano Pavarotti (Robyn Lynne Norris):
I think we know who is the real singer
So listen up, son, I got a real zinger
You wanna take me? Let's get in a fight
I'll whoop your ass on the dashboard light

Meat Loaf (Bill Posley):
Hold on, let me stop ya
Before we make these people listen to some whack opera
I'll tell you one thing, I came here, son
Remember this, my name is Robert Paulson

Luciano Pavarotti (EpicLLOYD):
Oh no, it's time for me to step to ya
I'll whip your ass in three different registers
Everyone's had enough
Because you can't do anything for love

Meat Loaf (Lauren Flans):
Yo, Pavarotti, I really hate you
I'll sit on your face and suffocate you
Of the two of us, you're more fat
I'd do anything for love, but I won't do that

4. Joseph Stalin vs George Lucas
George Lucas (Josh Funk):
Yo Stalin, you're a famous Communist
How'd that work out for you? Ooh, you got dissed
Oh, you were one of the people who founded the Communist Bloc
You know what? Suck my American cock

Joseph Stalin (Zach Sherwin):
Listen up, you nerd, I will kill you with fresh bars
Don't try to come at me like I'm a fucking Death Star
Will you beat me in this battle? Nyet
Stand in the shadow of my gigantic dilhouette

George Lucas (Robyn Lynne Norris):
You're an asshole, Mr. Joseph Stalin
Listen to me, cause you're about to get fallin'
You're a dictator, you're a leading whore
I fight better battles with my Star Wars

Joseph Stalin (Bill Posley):
There's a war in the stars? Cool, playa
I'll put my lightsaber in Princess Leia
You ain't really made a movie since
You've been sitting there, being Steven Spielberg's bitch

George Lucas (EpicLLOYD):
Yo, listen Stalin, I'm about to whoop your ass
I'll crush you and your whack mustache
I don't care if you're a girl, I'll leave you with a hurtin'
I'll kick you right between your iron meat curtains

Joseph Stalin (Lauren Flans):
You got no game, but me, I'm ballin'
Nobody messes with Joseph Stalin
This is the day George Lucas dies
I'll fuck you up like you fucked up your own franchise

5. Dr Jekyll vs Bruce Banner
Dr Jekyll (Zach Sherwin):
Don't even try to come up against me
When you see my lyrical skills, you'll turn green with envy
Yo, put the beat on, you'll start to dance
You're as unthreatening as your whack purple pants

Bruce Banner (Josh Funk):
Look who's in the house, it's Dr Jekyll
Come on, everybody, and start to heckle
Oh my god, you stink, I'm gonna sneeze
You're just a superhero with bipolar disease

Dr Jekyll (Bill Posley):
Oh, don't get angry
You're the only Avenger who don't get movies
Oh, you look real green
Well guess what? Seasick means I'm mean

Bruce Banner (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Yeah, you're green with envy, you know it's true
But you don't even know what to do
Oooh, that's right, you gonna slide
I'm gonna come and tan your Jekyll, Mr Hyde

Dr Jekyll (Lauren Flans):
Yo, it's disaster that you're courting
I'm not scared of a guy played by Edward Norton
Forget Dr Jekyll, I'm Mr Hyde
I'll spread your asscheeks and get up inside

Bruce Banner (EpicLLOYD):
You better hyde, Jekyll, it's about to get gory
You never should have stepped out of your laboratory
Because this is one thing that I have to offer
You just make experiments, you're not even a real doctor

6. Jeffrey Dahmer vs Bambi
Bambi (Josh Funk):
You know what? You're psycho like Hannibal
You're a freaky thin white dude who's a cannibal
Oh my god, you know what I'm gonna do?
When I'm through, I'm gonna fucking eat you

Jeffrey Dahmer (Zach Sherwin):
You don't want drama with Dahmer, listen close right here
When you hear the rhymes I say to you, you'll be like "oh deer"
I'm about to thump ya
I'm your enemy, not your friend like Thumper

Bambi (Robyn Lynne Norris):
I'm really cute, I'm an adorable doe
I'm not your friend, I am your foe
When I'm done, it's gonna linger
I'm gonna eat more than your fucking finger

Jeffrey Dahmer (Bill Posley):
So it's deer season and I'm hunting you
There's nothing you're gonna be able to fucking do
That's right, I killed your mom and I'll do it again
Then I'll cut it all off and wear it like my skin

Bambi (EpicLLOYD):
It doesn't take much for me to diss you
You're just an angry white dude with anger issues
That's right, I'mma rock 'em, and give you a thriller
Cause your Trix don't work, you cereal killer

Jeffrey Dahmer (Lauren Flans):
Yo Bambi, time to take your medicine
Even though not a person, I'll still eat venison
Listen up, cause this ain't no bull
I'll eat you, kill you, and fuck your skull

7. Steven Spielberg vs Michael Bay
Steven Spielberg (Zach Sherwin):
Lemme whoop your ass to this whole audience in satisfaction
Lights, camera, motherfucking action
I'm spitting real words
You're a real nerd, you can't transform the skill of Spielberg

Michael Bay (Josh Funk):
You know what, Stevie? Everybody thinks you're a whore
Even though you really did kill a dinosaur
Oh my god, that's right, I said it
You know what? I think your movie sucked, cause I read it

Steven Spielberg (Bill Posley):
Hey, you wanna be me, doobie
I wouldn't let you rent one of my fucking movies
I'll tell you one thing you can say
Every Michael Bay movie is gay

Michael Bay (Robyn Lynne Norris):
I'm responsible for Armageddon
My explosions, they're awesome, they are dead-on
Yo, dude, you're a fucking lard
Your movies are as extinct as Jurassic Park

Michael Bay (EpicLLOYD):
Whipping your ass is nice and easy
I'mma light you up like the finger of E.T.
Beating you, it ain't even a hurdle
I'll fuck you up like I did to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Steven Spielberg (Lauren Flans):
Oh, you're about to get it good
From the most powerful Jew in Hollywood
The only thing good about your movie was Megan Fox
Get on up on my Spielberg cock

8. Ben Franklin vs Doctor Octopus
Ben Franklin (Josh Funk):
Yo, I'm sitting here spitting to Doctor Octopus
You know what, dude? You had eight hands and you're a wuss
You live way under the sea, I gotta get rid
Of this stupid dude who's a fucking squid

Doctor Octopus (Zach Sherwin):
Oh, I'm an octopus, Ben Franklin
And my flows are so nasty that my fucking pen's stankin'
But this is not written, this is freestyle, ya dick
And I'll rip your fucking wig… off

Ben Franklin (Robyn Lynne Norris):
That's right, I'm Ben Franklin, I deserve respect-acles
Because I wear those awesome spectacles
You're a stupid tentacle man
Eight legs, get off my jock, man

Doctor Octopus (Bill Posley):
Ben Franklin, oh, real brave
You probably used to sleep with all your slaves
Thomas Jefferson's illegitimate kids
Wait, you do know what being black really is

Ben Franklin (EpicLLOYD):
You about to get dropped here on Off the Top
I'm gonna kick the cock of this whack Doctor Oc
Yo, you and me? It's not even frightening
I'm Ben Franklin, I'm gonna make you ride the lightning

Doctor Octopus (Lauren Flans):
You portly bitch, you're full of disease
The founding father of STD's
I've got eight arms, but here's a laugh
I only need one to fist your ass


Saturday is in a later post in this thread.

Katz
08-03-2014, 06:16 PM
Liam Neeson vs. Samuel L Jackson made me die laughing

@Dumbledore
08-04-2014, 06:11 AM
In the first battle EpicLloyd beat Washington as George Wallace not William Wallace :)

Turtlesauce
08-04-2014, 06:54 AM
Damn, Lauren's really good

GonadTheNomad
08-04-2014, 08:17 AM
It's hard af to find more than one of these in either of the days with them being several hours long. :c

Samos
08-04-2014, 10:25 AM
Here are some I found. Didn't have time to get the lyrics for all of them, but I hope this helps.

Napoleon vs. Charlie Chaplin: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=49m27s
Charlie Chaplin (Josh Funk):
I'm the master of the silent cinema
I'm gonna verbally gut right into ya
Yo, you know what, you had a lot of France
But you lost because you're short and you didn't take a chance!

Napoleon (Zack Sherwin):
Yo, I got the fans amped, I'm the lyrical champ
It's no problem for me to step up and dis this Little Tramp
Step to me on the mic, you'll get kicked in the butt
So do like your film genre, and keep your moth shut!

Charlie Chaplin (Robyn Lynn Norris):
We all know you got a complex, you a little short
But that doesn't mean you gotta be a bad sport
What's up, get outta here, we'll see ya later
Don't switch sides, you stupid little traitor!

Napoleon (Bill Posley):
Oui oui oui, I might be short, homie
But it's better than watching your silent movies
Yeah, we're both a blast from the past
But I'm gonna teabag your Hitler mustache

Charlie Chaplin (EpicLLOYD):
I don't like the French, or the _____?
So you can't *French stuff I don't understand* moi
I'mma hit you in the face and knock you all the way, you know that
Knock you in the chin and knock off your sideways bowhat!

Napoleon (Lauren Flans):
Mess with me and you'll wind up dead
Motherfucker, I was in Bill and Ted!
I can beat you without even cheatin
'Cause you're nothing but the poor man's Buster Keaton!
Robocop vs. Terminator: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=52m14s
Terminator (Zack Sherwin):
Check it! When it comes to choosing the rhymes I spit at you, I'm selective
I'm coming at you hard, disregard the prime directive!
Yo, I'm gonna bring it to you raw
Everything's going wrong for you, we'll call that Murphy's Law!

Robocop (Josh Funk):
I'm about to get you in totally disgrace
Yo, you're from Detroit and I'm from outer space!
Oh, you're part man and part machine
I think I got this all fucked up because I'm not sure who we mean to be!

Terminator (Bill Posley):
Shut up, you hunk of rusted piece of metal
Who's better? Well tonight, we are going to settle
Your franchise is fucking whack!
Guess what, stay here, and I'll be back!

Robocop (Robyn Lynn Norris):
Yeah, we're both robots, that's a start
But I'm the only robot that has lots of heart
You're a stupid....Terminator
Sorry, Schwarzenegger, see you later!

Terminator (Lauren Flans):
Think you can defeat me? Bitch, please
Like NWA said, fuck the police!
Yeah, this battle's over, you've been wrought
Get down on your knees, suck this robocock!

Robocop (EpicLLOYD):
I'll smash you in the face and bury you in the street!
Kill your whole family, and then be like "Your move, creep"
I wouldn't respect you if you're a judge, your honor
Go up to your house and stick my robocok in Sarah Connor!
James Bond vs. Austin Powers: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=55m32s
Austin Powers (Josh Funk):
Yo, I like my martinis shaken not stirred
Oh wait, that's you, shit, I fucked it up again
Reset!
Yo, James Bond, yo, I cannot lie
You're a totally ridiculous super spy!
Yo, you know what? You're 007
But when I'm done ripping you, you'll be in hell and not heaven!

James Bond (Zack Sherwin):
I'm beefing with you harder than anyone's ever had beef!
How you gonna step to me with a mouthful of bad teeth?
Yo, I straight grab this mic and serve this chump
Blowing you up, like a Swedish penis pump, motherfucker!

Austin Powers (Robyn Lynn Norris):
Oh, you're the worst, anybody can see
I'm gonna kick your ass, just me and mini-me!
When you are done, you'll be wanting more
I'm gonna whip you and Miss Pussy Galore!

James Bond (Chris Posley):
You're the British version, so get down and honor me
Nobody fucks with Mr. Sean Connery!
Yo, your whole franchise is a big turd
Put my dick in Elizabeth Huley, call it shaken, not stirred!

Austin Powers (EpicLLOYD):
You're whack, didn't you have a messed up nose?
You're just a loudmouth, shit, your raps are as loud as my clothes
So here we go, I'm gonna mess up your whole crew
So fuck you, and fuck Q too!

James Bond (Lauren Flans):
You think you've got moves? Come on, bitch, bring them
I fucked every girl in the United Kingdom!
You got nothing on me, man, you're a wussy
It's a dickless wonder, meet Octopussy!

Nelson Mandela vs. Yogi Bear: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=1h17m29s

Criss Angel vs. Harry Houdini: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=1h20m58s
Criss Angel (Zack Sherwin):
I got the magic flow, nobody can match it.
I'm delivering lyrics at you straighter than my jacket
Unh, in this battle, no victory for you will come from it
Step to me? KA-POW! Surprise punch in the stoumach!

Harry Houdini (Josh Funk):
Yo, you think that you can do magic?
When your style is totally tragic?
Oh, you know what, you don't do magic so well
So you may be an angel but I'll send you back to hell!

Criss Angel (Bill Posley):
Guess what, guess what, here I go
I know today that you would pray
to do a show with Circus Olay!
Guess what, son? Your rhymes is weak
You died by drowning, that's not a mind freak!

Harry Hounini (Robyn Lynn Norris):
I'm Harry Houdini, I die for my tricks!
Look at your punk ass, you're just a fucking dick
That's right I tried to do a show with Circus Olay
You tried to ____? for ten years, lasted one day

Criss Angel (Lauren Flans):
You're nothing but an untalented anus!
Motherfucker, I'm Criss Angel, I own Vegas!
Prepare for the worst day of your life
I'm gonna make my dick disappear inside your wife!

Harry Houdini (EpicLLOYD):
Don't get between me, I'm a straight meanie
You're a motherfucker, you're limper than linguine
I'll punch you in the face, give your skull a contusion
'Cause your skills on the mic are just an illusion!
Michael Keaton vs. Christian Bale: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=1h24m16s

Charlemaigne vs. Tina Turner: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=1h44m18s

Julius Caesar vs. George W. Bush: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=1h47m55s

Ron Burgundy vs. Ace Ventura: http://youtu.be/rXxJXpgvjE4?t=1h50m49s

Clemi
08-04-2014, 10:27 AM
"So you can't *French stuff I don't understand* moi"

It's so you can't voulez vous coucher avec moi, which means "Do you wanna sleep with me" (No that deosn't mean anything, but It may be "So you can't coucher avec moi")

Turtlesauce
08-04-2014, 10:32 AM
Lauren is so good, they should get her for ERBs

@Dumbledore
08-04-2014, 11:26 AM
Lauren is so good, they should get her for ERBs

They should put me in an ERB :)
Who cares if I live at the other side of the world.

WWEFan
08-04-2014, 04:19 PM
SATURDAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXxJXpgvjE4

1. Napoleon vs Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin (Josh Funk):
I'm the master of the silent cinema
I'm gonna verbally gut right into ya
Yo, you know what, you had a lot of France
But you lost because you're short and you didn't take a chance

Napoleon (Zach Sherwin):
Yo, I got the fans amped, I'm the lyrical champ
It's no problem for me to step up and diss this little tramp
Step to me on the mic, you'll get kicked in the butt
So do like your film genre, and keep your mouth shut

Charlie Chaplin (Robyn Lynne Norris):
We all know you got a complex, you little short
But that doesn't mean you gotta be a bad sport
What's up, get out of here, we'll see you later
Don't switch sides, you stupid little traitor

Napoleon (Bill Posley):
Oui oui oui, I might be short, homie
But it's better than watching your silent movies
Yeah, we're both a blast from the past
But I'm gonna teabag your Hitler mustache

Charlie Chaplin (EpicLLOYD):
I don't like the French, or the Québécois
So you can't voulez vous coucher avec moi
I'mma hit you in the face and knock you all the way, you know that
Knock you in the chin and knock off your sideways boat hat

Napoleon (Lauren Flans):
Mess with me and you'll wind up dead
Motherfucker, I was in Bill and Ted
I can beat you without even cheatin'
Cause you're nothing but the poor man's Buster Keaton

2. Robocop vs Terminator
Terminator (Zach Sherwin):
Check it, when it comes to choosing the rhymes I spit at you, I'm selective
I'm coming at you hard, disregard the prime directive
Yo, I'm gonna bring it to you raw
Everything's going wrong for you, we'll call that Murphy's Law

Robocop (Josh Funk):
Yo, I'm about to get you and totally disgrace
Yo, you're from Detroit and I'm from outer space
Oh, you're part man and part machine
I think I got all this fucked up because I'm not sure who we mean to be

Terminator (Bill Posley):
Shut up, you hunk of rusted piece of metal
Who's better? Well tonight, we are going to settle
Your franchise is fucking whack
Guess what, stay here, and I'll be back

Robocop (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Yeah, we're both robots, that's a start
But I'm the only robot that has lots of heart
You're a stupid Terminator
Sorry, Schwarzenegger, see you later

Terminator (Lauren Flans):
Think you can defeat me? Bitch, please
Like NWA said, fuck the police
Yeah, this battle's over, you've been wrought
Get down on your knees, suck this Robocock

Robocop (EpicLLOYD):
I'll smash you in the face, then bury you in the street
Kill your whole family, and then be like "your move, creep"
I wouldn't respect you if you're a judge, your honor
I'll go to your house and stick my Robocock up in Sarah Connor

3. James Bond vs Austin Powers
Austin Powers (Josh Funk):
Yo, James Bond, yo, I cannot lie
You a totally ridiculous super spy
Yo, you know what? You're 007
But when I'm done ripping you, you'll be in hell and not heaven

James Bond (Zach Sherwin):
I'm beefing with you harder than anybody's ever had beef
How you gonna step to me with a mouthful of bad teeth?
Yo, I straight grab this mic and serve this chump
Blowing you up, like a Swedish penis pump, motherfucker

Austin Powers (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Oh, you're the worst, anybody can see
I'm gonna kick your ass, just me and Mini-Me
When you are done, you'll be wanting more
I'm gonna whip you and Miss Pussy Galore

James Bond (Bill Posley):
You're the British version, so get down and honor me
Nobody fucks with Mr. Sean Connery
Yo, your whole franchise is a big turd
Put my dick in Elizabeth Hurley, call it shaken, not stirred

Austin Powers (EpicLLOYD):
You're whack, and you have a messed up nose
You're just a loudmouth, shit, your raps are as loud as my clothes
So here we go, I'm gonna mess up your whole crew
So fuck you, and fuck Q too

James Bond (Lauren Flans):
You think you've got moves? Come on, bitch, bring them
I fucked every girl in the United Kingdom
You got nothing on me, man, you're a wussy
It's a dickless wonder, meet Octopussy

4. Nelson Mandela vs Yogi Bear
Yogi Bear (Josh Funk):
Oh, you know I've got mad respect, but I'm gonna rip ya
Even though you was a freedom fighter for South Africa
Yo, you cannot run and cannot hide
Because when I'm done with you, they gonna bring back Apartheid

Nelson Mandela (Zach Sherwin):
Aw, you've done it now, Yogi, you're in deep doo-doo
I'll serve you and your little pal Boo-Boo
Truth is, you can lick a dick
Stick that in your basket and fuck your fucking pic-a-nic

Yogi Bear (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Look me in the eyes, yeah, I see you staring
I'm the badass bear from Hanna-Barbera
I don't wanna diss you, it's making me feel mini
Go home and screw your wife, Winnie

Nelson Mandela (Bill Posley):
I don't know why you're even fussin'
Until yesterday I thought you were Smokey Bear's cousin
I'm gonna make you crazy, I'm gonna make you groan
You and Ranger John can suck my yellow bone

Yogi Bear (EpicLLOYD):
Your rhyme style sucks, and your hair's straight booty
Don't think we forgot about that whack rugby movie
And your dick's so small, nobody even can find it
So take your black ass back to solitary confinement

Nelson Mandela (Lauren Flans):
I'm Nelson Mandela, who the fuck are you?
He's nothing but a second-rate Winnie the Pooh
I look at you and I say "danger, danger"
We all know you were getting it from the park ranger

5. Criss Angel vs Harry Houdini
Criss Angel (Zach Sherwin):
I got the magic flow, nobody can match it
I'm delivering lyrics at you straighter than my jacket
In this battle, no victory for you will come from it
Step to me? Ka-pow, surprise punch in the stomach

Harry Houdini (Josh Funk):
Yo, you think that you can do magic?
Well, your style is totally tragic
Oh, you know what? You don't do magic so well
So you may be an angel but I'll send you back to hell

Criss Angel (Bill Posley):
I know today you would pray
To be doing a show with Cirque du Soleil
Guess what, son? Your rhymes is weak
You died by drowning, that's not a Mindfreak

Harry Hounini (Robyn Lynne Norris):
I'm Harry Houdini, I die for my tricks
Look at your punk ass, you're just a fucking dick
That's right, I tried to do a show with Cirque du Soleil
You tried, supposed to run for ten years, lasted one day

Criss Angel (Lauren Flans):
You're nothing but an untalented anus
Motherfucker, I'm Criss Angel, I own Vegas
Prepare for the worst day of your life
I'm gonna make my dick disappear inside your wife

Harry Houdini (EpicLLOYD):
Don't get between me, I'm a straight meanie
You're a motherfucker, you're limper than linguine
I'll punch you in the face, give your skull a contusion
Cause your skills on the mic are just an illusion

6. Michael Keaton vs Christian Bale
Christian Bale (Josh Funk):
Yo, I'm the baddest Batman in all of the city
All you really did was duplicity
Oh, you know what? I wouldn't even take you to prom
Because to me, you're still fucking Mr. Mom

Michael Keaton (Zach Sherwin):
Um, is it embarrassing for me to take the stage with you?
And the nice guy serves this dude with rage issues
Um, yeah, the truth is, don't even try to speak with me
Why don't you just growl at me, in a very low frequency?

Christian Bale (Robyn Lynne Norris):
You ain't done a good movie in over ten years
I'm the only Batman that everyone fears
No one remembers you, son, yeah, that's right
Go dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

Michael Keaton (Bill Posley):
You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts
Your version of my movie sucks my butt
Guess what, your movie is whack
I got Prince to do my whole soundtrack

Christian Bale (EpicLLOYD):
I'm a major star, your acting career is done
I've been rocking Hollywood since Empire of the Sun
I rock the mic, and I keep it loose, keep it loose, keep it loose
And make you disappear like Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Michael Keaton (Lauren Flans):
You're a temporary Batman, I'm a lifer
I got Catwoman pussy from Michelle Pfeiffer
Hang your cowl back up on the shelf
Your Batman was so bad, Heath Ledger killed himself

7. Charlemagne vs Tina Turner
Tina Turner (Josh Funk):
Charlemagne, yo, you started the Charlemagnian Empire
I'm gonna smoke your ashes so I can get a little higher
Yo, you know what? It's insanity
You brought to us, got rid of Paganism and brought Christianity

Charlemagne (Zach Sherwin):
Tina, prepare to meet your defeat
You hear that fucking beat? You're about to get beat
Oh, I got the style, you can't screw with this
This is all hate, what's love got to do with it?

Tina Turner (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Charlemagne, here's the sitch
No one remembers you, you old-ass bitch
I'm Tina Turner, gonna make you quiver
Gonna send your ass rolling down the river

Charlemagne (Bill Posley):
Two men enter, one man leaves
Get down and, uh, on your knees
I created the foot, that's class
Ike used his to put it up your ass

Tina Turner (EpicLLOYD):
You're shit on the mic, I'm shiny like opal
I'll put you in a Constantinople chokehold
I'll beat you, and that's plain to see
I'll smack you harder than Ike hit me

Charlemagne (Lauren Flans):
Yo, Miss Turner, I don't wanna hurt ya
But that's how we do things in ancient Persia
I'm Charlemagne, I'm an epic romancer
Get on my dick, you're my private dancer

8. Julius Caesar vs George W Bush
Julius Caesar (Zach Sherwin):
I got so much to say about you, don't know where to start to speak
What does W stand for? Weird, whack, or weak?
I'll smash you so hard, you'll ask Laura for a bath-rub
Now why don't you go and make some paintings in the bathtub

George W Bush (Josh Funk):
I wish I could be sweet, and sing you a ballad
But I'm about to eat you just like your salad
Yo, you can kiss my big booty
And when I'm done, you can say "et tu, Brute?"

Julius Caesar (Bill Posley):
Oh you, it's real, real sadly
Why don't you go run and cry to daddy?
Yeah, you fucked up the whole war
That's what we voted for Obama for

George W Bush (Robyn Lynne Norris):
Julius Caesar, your ruling is whack
I got a knife in my hand, hey, watch your back
You should work out, man, do some yoga
Cause you got a little weenie underneath that toga

Julius Caesar (Lauren Flans):
Yo, I wear a laurel wreath
I'll sit on your face, give you a royal queef
Underneath my toga, I'm thick
Your name is Bush, cause you got no dick

George W Bush (EpicLLOYD):
You got no skill, your rhymes are depressing
You can eat my ass, I'll provide the dressing
I be the illest man you ever seen in your life
Your rap style is uglier than your wife

9. Ron Burgundy vs Ace Ventura
Ace Ventura (Josh Funk):
Yo Ronny, you think you're a big newscaster
Well I'm about to fuck you in your ass-ster
Yes, that's right, you think you are smooth?
But you know what? You ain't got my moves

Ron Burgundy (Zach Sherwin):
I spit freestyle battle rhymes, I don't write with a pen
I'll serve you and you'll be like "alrighty then"
Yo, you're about to get a date
Taste of this condom when I fuck your rubber face

Ace Ventura (Robyn Lynne Norris):
You think I messed up, you think I'm defective
But I'm the number one pet detective
You're played by Will Ferrell
But I think your news anchor skills are sterile

Ron Burgundy (Bill Posley):
Hey, your skills are sick, lemme tinkle
Aren't you the one who fucked Ray Finkle?
Dan Marino is on my box
I'm gonna bend her over, fuck Courtney Cox

Ace Ventura (EpicLLOYD):
I'm dirty on the mic, like a child molester
I'll kick your ass suit in polyester
Yo, I'm just soft as Play-Doh
So take your whack ass back to San Diego

Ron Burgundy (Lauren Flans):
I banged Christina Applegate cause I'm a smarty
You got dumped by Jenny McCarthy
You suck, I rock
Spread your asscheeks, say hi to my cock

@Dumbledore
08-04-2014, 05:32 PM
We should do something like this on the forum.

WWEFan
08-05-2014, 03:47 PM
Finished Saturday! They're all there!