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LAWLzoR
11-29-2011, 07:07 PM
It's the most epic battle since Chuck Norris vs. Himself (he duplicated himself, let's just say.... the result was WWII) It's

LAWLzoR vs. HoscoFelix!

BEGIN!

You'll be wishing you had more Yugio cards, when I'm done with you
Someone rapping against me? THAT'S new.....
I'll rip up your cards, and make you eat them
I give your raps a 0 out of 10!
I'll get the bronies to help me out with this guy
I'll leave your brain FRIED!
I'll bake you into come Apple Pie,
and Applejack will eat you up, don't forget Pinkie Pie!
Fluttershy will stare your a** down
You idiotic "rap" clown
I'll beat you to Ponyville
after that, I'll leave you killed!
There's a reason they call Big Macintosh BIG
Welcome to the Rap Master's crib!

HoscoFelix
11-29-2011, 07:23 PM
You call yourself LAWLzor? Well I don't see what's so funny
I'mma fire insults so fast you won't even see them coming!
It's been far too long since someone challenged you
But now I'm here, and face it, mate: you're screwed!
You'll rip up my cards? Well I'll tear up your pets
Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, I'll blast 'em with my Blue Eyes jet
I don't even know those ponies! I've never seen that show!
What was it called... My Little Penis? That's right, no?
Whatever, my rhymes will rip into you like Ted Bundy
I'll slash yours to bits with my knife like Crocodile Dundee
Although you write raps pretty quick, they're all abominations
Thou hath better spare thineself, for you lack sophistication

Disclaimer:
[spoiler:3tkjirdb]I'm not actually a brony hater, so no real offense meant :p[/spoiler:3tkjirdb]

ERBoH
11-29-2011, 07:32 PM
This isn't really a dis raps for hire :p

you haavvee seen dis raps for hire, right!?
Kind of a weird title, but want me to move this to the FM ERBoH section for you?

LAWLzoR
11-29-2011, 07:33 PM
Is that the best you got?
That rap wasn't very hot.
You've gotten the rap groove... NOT
You're like the Boogeyman's snot!
I'll be beating you up... a lot!
You can rap pretty good, I'll admit that
but the other raps you have, they're crap!
I hath invented the latest way to rap!
Thine Blue Eyes hath effect not, 't is not even a trap!
I'll crush your sun glasses, as I break through the 4th Wall
I'm the best rapper, ever, ABOVE ALL!
I've written rhymes that has taken down the biggest people on the forum
I'll kill you with only ONE thumb!
Why YES, you'd be correct by saying YOUR Little Penis
Don't worry dude, that's just my rap thesis!

(and yes ERBoH)

HoscoFelix
11-29-2011, 07:47 PM
Ooh, BURN! You got me good! I'm so ashamed!
Sarcasm, bitch! I haven't yet brought my real game
You know, I've yet to read a rap battle half as bad as yours
In fact, you might as well leave now! Look, there's the door!
I mean, mixing ponies with tyrants? It really puts me off
If this forum was yours, I think I'd immediately log off
You want to dis Kaiba & St. George? Then they'll dis you right back
In fact St George will skewer you right through your ball sack!
And Kaiba will be more than happy to dragon-stomp your ass
I'll be beating up on you until your huge ego is smashed!
The dis you wrote about Lukas was pretty good, that's true
But I'm sorry to say that brainless douche is more creative than you!
Not to mention your poetry topic... no others write there, not a one
Your poems fall so flat you would have been better off dissing the sun!
To finish off this section, I've got just one more thing to say
For a 2nd rap, after no feedback, Marik vs Walken was way more than okay!

LAWLzoR
11-29-2011, 08:02 PM
I have no idea who the people you just referenced
You've yet to gain wide rap acceptance!
There's the door! No one's stopping you form leaving
I'm about to destroy your entire being!
Kaiba? Who the f**k is that?
The name looks like a pile of shat!
You can keep your Japanese names to yourself
Cause you and your crew can just go to hell!
And just in case you haven't noticed, people know me more than you
In rapping, do you even have a clue?
I've made over 50 pieces of typed works, that are just f**king awesome!
You're like the Luigi of rapping, just god awful!

HoscoFelix
11-29-2011, 08:16 PM
So you're making cheap shots now, you little pink turd?
Just 'cause I'm new here doesn't mean that I'm worse
And by whooping your ass here I'm sure to gain fans
It'd do this forum good to get some pony leather tanned!
I'm not surprised you've no idea, if you don't know YuGiOh
But if you just looked at my avatar you'd get a clue, bro!
The guy in the glasses is Seto Kaiba, now you know
Like me, poker-faced but with infinite flow
I prefer to use people I like, not random popular dudes
That may seem a disadvantage, it's true,
But by doing that I make sure they're thought-out and deep!
And the characters themselves become loyal to me!
Enough about that, back to your lack of skills
I'll crush you alone, one on one, imbecile!
Although it may be 1am here, my rhymes are still razor-sharp
I'll make like Ed Gein: kidnap you, gut you, shrink your head and eat your heart!

LAWLzoR
11-29-2011, 08:45 PM
I don't even have to read through your whole rap
for me to understand your point: YOU'RE (HoscoFelix) CRAP!
I'll pop that blimp that you're dueling on
At least I'm not a fan of some show that Pokemon
that's mixed with Tron!
I'd think that you're in the Great Britain area
F**k you, and catch malaria!
I'm sorry GOB, that I have to resort to this:
F**k you, you Brit!
Why don't you drink my piss!
I'll stomp on your little country, no wonder it's so small
While mine, is so powerfully tall!
Like I said, I'm I had to resort to that
but if that's what I have to do, for you to realize you're crap!
I'll be raping your lines, because they're not even worth my time
how are you even gonna top this rhyme?

HoscoFelix
11-29-2011, 09:03 PM
I'm not the only one here who's into a children's show
Is MLP any better than YuGiOh? HELL NO!
Though I'm "not worth your time", you've really done your research
I may be studying in Britain, but I'm from a different part of the Earth!
Poland to be exact, and although we're battling, it's a fact
I agree with you (sorry GoB) - England is pretty crap!
But it's still way better than your country of fools!
It's offensive, but I've heard you're all idiots so much it must be true!
Malaria? When I sting you with my rhymes you'll be catching dengue fever
Your half-assed raps are already more diseased than a Belieber
You call that a last resort? You've missed by more than a mile!
You've got Stephen Hawking's moves, and Lady Gaga's style!
You think you're a lyrical leader? Archduke with the rhyming crown?
I'll be the Princip to your Franz Ferdinand and bring you tumbling to the ground!

LAWLzoR
11-29-2011, 09:33 PM
Great, so you move like a quadriplegic, and the style of a freak!
That's not something to be proud of, nor is it neat.
Every one has their opinion, I don't care
if you think that playing cards are better than mares.
I don't care, rave all you want
But your rap's hardly even a taunt!
I can put words together in a better format,
with my eyes closed, trust me, it'll be better than that!
I'll leave my horse shoe up your a**
it's time for you to go back to Magic Kindergarten Class!

HoscoFelix
11-29-2011, 09:55 PM
You poncy little fool, do you understand what you're reading?
Or perhaps do my raps leave your eye sockets bleeding?
Not even a taunt? How about total destruction!
Once my bombs finish dropping your whole life'll need reconstruction!
You're losing energy! What's wrong, are you out of breath?
I guess you can sense your impending lyrical death!
Maybe you battle like you bang - it's all over in a flash
Not to mention the fact that all you ever do is talk trash!
You think you're a lyrical giant? Ever heard of David and Goliath?
I'm the spry, plucky fellow who thine feet together tieth!
If I closed my eyes I could still snipe you from half a mile away
Just trot back to preschool, take out your toy ponies and play!

And by the way, in the UK it's almost day, so if I may, I'll be away, my head to lay - come wednesday, I dare to say, I shall be back my foe to slay!

B.S.B
11-29-2011, 09:58 PM
man, you already have 5 verses.

LAWLzoR
11-29-2011, 10:57 PM
You poncy little fool, do you understand what you're reading?
Or perhaps do my raps leave your eye sockets bleeding?
Not even a taunt? How about total destruction!
Once my bombs finish dropping your whole life'll need reconstruction!
You're losing energy! What's wrong, are you out of breath?
I guess you can sense your impending lyrical death!
Maybe you battle like you bang - it's all over in a flash
Not to mention the fact that all you ever do is talk trash!
You think you're a lyrical giant? Ever heard of David and Goliath?
I'm the spry, plucky fellow who thine feet together tieth!
If I closed my eyes I could still snipe you from half a mile away
Just trot back to preschool, take out your toy ponies and play!

And by the way, in the UK it's almost day, so if I may, I'll be away, my head to lay - come wednesday, I dare to say, I shall be back my foe to slay!

I would tell you what's over in a flash, but I would get banned
When I'm done, I'll be leaving your a** tanned!
I'll tell you what needs to drop, your non-existent balls
But you're a girl (no offense PurpleLilac), so nothing can fall
You make some tall tales, you've no idea what thou art saying
A prostitute is what thou art paying!
Thou wilt be sleeping in the streets
when I destroy ye with thy rap battle fleets!
I'll trot back to preschool when you actually start making some raps
You WERE? I thought that was just a mix of crap
You go to sleep, because I'll kill you in it!
Cause your rhymes ain't worth s**t!

HoscoFelix
11-30-2011, 01:24 PM
Guess who's back, bitch! Did you miss me much?
I'll bash those raps back in your gob with a falcon punch!
Thy verses fit the likes of the lowliest peasant
My boot in your behind shall lodge, 'twon't be pleasant
If you tried to rhyme in preschool, you would be ridiculed!
You're a puny, immature, adolescent village fool!
All pony-boy has left is to compare me to a girl?
I'll have you eating all your words till you bend over and hurl
Riddle me this: what has hooves and is cold, still, ugly and fat?
Give up? It's this little pansy pony dead in Jeffrey Dahmer's flat!
Thy lyrical stylings contain less flow than those of Kirk
Just curl up and die, so I can sell your corpse like Hare and Burke!

LAWLzoR
11-30-2011, 06:06 PM
No one knows who you just told your tall tales about
I'll leave you bleeding, and laying on the ground
I'm about to leave you Red, White, and Blue!
So, you know what, f**k you
You can stop speaking old English, it's getting on everyone's nerves
"..Lick that lollipop!"? You PERV!
I'll be leaving you stuttering like GOB, and captain kirk
You were a mistake ever since birth!
I'll pony kick that falcon, crashing through the forth wall
If you're going to learn anything, learn to LAWL!
LAWLzoR that is,
I always win!
Fluttershy is not amused
3rd degree failing is what you're accused
Why don't you go back to bucking on Braeburn's tree?
Because you make everyone's ears bleed!
You're raps will never hurt me
So stop rapping, please?
I'll be leaving you sliced, like Jet Lee
You losing, it's you rapping fee
I'll be smacking your head like a Golf Tee
I'll be laughing at your burning body with glee,
"Burning Body?" (you'll ask) Yep! Over 9000 degrees!
I declare you banished, so I decree!
Just retreat your army, and flee
You won't be rapping against me for free
I'll leave you abandoned, like the game console, the Wii!
I'll be cleaning up your blood, with some Downy
recognition for the name goes to Downy Paper Towel Company
I say that so they don't sue me
I'll be going to my luxury
island retreat
in the Maldives

B.S.B
11-30-2011, 06:08 PM
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

LAWLzoR
11-30-2011, 06:10 PM
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

Not yet....
not until.....
not until one of us gives in/up

B.S.B
11-30-2011, 06:13 PM
*cries*


*slices your head off*

LAWLzoR
11-30-2011, 06:14 PM
*cries*


*slices your head off*

No need to get so violent there troll
sure you may not like what I love, but still, that's uncalled for :rd:

HoscoFelix
11-30-2011, 07:38 PM
We're not done yet, I won't surrender that easily!
Give up! Your rhymes are jamming like a scratched CD
You're obsolete, LAWLzoR, even BSB's had enough
I'll turn your Mane 6 into 6 pairs of gay earmuffs!
I'm like a ticking time bomb - not long now until you die!
My nuclear raps will melt you into radioactive slime
Now it's time to realise your raps are worse than war crimes
I'll get Goering, Hitler, Franco, Himmler and Hess to snap your spine!
You came unprepared for this historical beatdown
Mao Zedong and Ho Chi Minh will stomp your ass into the ground
Like a modern Jack the Ripper, I'll gut you like a stripper
You think you know shit about tyrants? Pol Pot begs to differ
After you teamed him with a pony Ivan's turning in his grave!
To piss off the Mad Czar? Why, that's mighty brave
Now listen: it's no tragedy
That I have to slaughter thee
What's sad is that I've still not seen a rival fit to battle me!
You'd better dig a bunker, and you'd better dig it deep
'Cause when I dive into this battle I'll swamp your island retreat!

LAWLzoR
11-30-2011, 07:59 PM
I'm about to beat your a** down to your grave
How's an idiot like you ever going to get laid?
A prostitute is what you've paid
cause you think you've got it made
But all that's about to change
I'm about to dowse your flame
Cause I'm the one with the most fame
I can never be tamed
at you, I'm aimed
You and your raps are lame
dude, this isn't any game
I'm the sucky one? I'M BEING FRAMED!
What's your name?
You'll never win, no way!
Cause all your rhymes are gay
You're like the sucky Gandalf the Gray
Oh great, another wannabe just joined the LAWLzoR fray!
I can rhyme with the same style
for 100 miles
I'll destroy your rap files
Your raps are vile
You're not wild
you're mild
I keep killing you, but you keep coming back like Kyle
I'm about to send you in a box down the Nile!
I'll be beating your a** through the 4th wall
You're rap sure is tall,
but it's failed, it'll fall
Because I know all
Your raps are like f**king prank calls
I've just sliced off your balls
At your rhymes, I LAWL
You can't beat GOB,
BSB,
or even me
I'll be taking in rap revenue, call me greedy
so b***h please
You make all of our ears bleed!
So retreat,
leave,
I'll cut off your knees
You're banished, I decree
You suck, we all agree
I'll destroy thee
You suck, YE!
You're worse than Dr.Seuss's things!
Oh my!
You couldn't hurt a fly
You make all the mares cry
Now watch me as I do a drive by
You've won? that's a lie
You're a bad rapper guy
You must be high
You're more random than Pinkie Pie
Your raps are dry
It's ME you've defied
You're still here? sigh
I rap with a constant letter
cause my raps are better
I'll leave your mouth redder!
You're a rap gold digger
Watch me as I pull the trigger!

WHAT NOW, B***H?

HoscoFelix
11-30-2011, 09:08 PM
OKAY, LAWLZOR, YOU'RE F*CKING DEAD!
Quiver in fear as I tear apart this thread!
Bitch, can't you get it into your thick head
That my raps will daze you like you're on meds
While you're all woozy I'll fill you with lead!
I'll grind you down and bake special brony bread!
You've gone too far, now you'll lose your street cred!
Your raps are more annoying than a video by Fred!
From your previous brevity you should not have strayed
For I'll send you to Hell! Perhaps you should've prayed!
With your little gang you think you've got it made
I'll send you to space with a couple of grenades!
Fool, get your singing ponies to serenade
Your virgin ass as I go out and get laid!
I've been easy on you too long, now feel my hate
You know my rhymes are superior! There is no debate!
I'll chop off your limbs and ship you out in a crate
To slowly dehydrate in the Arab Emirates!
You think you've got mates?
Let's get this straight
They only talk to you 'cause they pity your fate!
That is, to never be invited on a date!
You want to rule this site? You're 20 years too late!
Ever since I was born I was destined to be great!
Want to talk revenue? Make sure you pay your bills
To me! Or I'll make sure your pink blood will spill
Take a big mouthful of my piss and swill!
Are you sure you want to keep rapping still?
I'll turn you to glue! The forum will be thrilled!
Your raps are so forced it's like watching a fat guy on a treadmill!
When I slice off your balls like a sparrow you'll trill
Face it bitch! I've beaten you 8-nil!
I'm not through with you, you pile of crap!
I'LL REVERSE THE RAP
Now it's time for a lyrical thunderclap!
Part two, punk! I'm going in for the kill!
Your skull would look great on my windowsill
Once I've mangled you in the gears of a paper mill!
Prepare for horror like out of Silent Hill
You can find rubbish raps like yours in a landfill!
I'mma let you keep digging, while I sit back and chill
I'm the great white of rappers, you're nothing but krill
You'll soon be the first pony to end up as roadkill!
I'll sink you deep in a swamp, like Norman Bates!
'Cause you'll be long dead when I've finished, at this rate!
You get even more hate than Jon & Kate plus Eight
You're a disgrace to the whole United States!
I can get psychopathic on you, just you wait
I'll take a syringe like Mengele, and it's you I shall sedate
And your human rights I will violate!
My inhuman wrath will never abate
If your empty raps were a woman, they'd be jailbait
Why don't you just crawl into a cave and hibernate?!
You're pathetic, it's like you never left second grade
How're you gonna withstand any more of my tirade?
I guess your patience is getting frayed
Well it's time for a real lyrical raid!
I'll knock you out and hack off your head with a spade!
Now face it sucka - you just got played!
You make no sense! It's like you're inbred!
Or are you just f*cking stupid instead?
Any smart person would have already fled
I guess you're suicidal? I'll call you Ahmed!
I'll gut your body in my shed
From your bones I'll make a sled
A warning to those who may follow in your stead:
This is the day I MAKE THE RIVERS RUN RED!!!

Your move, bitch!

And also, Disclaimer:
[spoiler:1uxm7zkb]I wish to apologise if anybody is offended by the above rap. It is not my intention to make racial slurs or to discriminate against any group, and I mean no offense.[/spoiler:1uxm7zkb]

YellowNerd
11-30-2011, 09:58 PM
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
JUST FREAKING DECIDE.

EPIC... THISRAPISSOLONGDAMNIT OF HISTORYYYY

HoscoFelix
12-01-2011, 03:36 AM
I'm good to keep going, if LAWLzoR is up to it :p

B.S.B
12-01-2011, 03:53 PM
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU DECIDE!


EPICTHISRAPBATTLEWASTOOF*CKINGLONGA**HOLESOFHISTOR Y

LAWLzoR
12-01-2011, 05:07 PM
I will happily make up a come back for you, but I have to do a chore before I do so, lemme just do a that, ten, YOU'RE GOIN' TO BE EXILED TO DA MOON, BRUDDA!

LAWLzoR
12-01-2011, 05:38 PM
Imma cut to the shtick, wanna buy some heroine?
I'll be smacking your chin,
beating your raps thin,
you give in?
I'll beat you in just 1 min
you rapping is a sin
Imma gonna win
pop your rhymes with a push pin
kill off all your men
you get a 0 outta 10
I'll slaughter your rhymes like hens
then take a lounge in my den
You think you beat me?
Not even close bro...ny
1st place is what I'll retrieve
I'll kill you with my death beam
and my entire team
My raps are lean,
mean,
get's me green
Yours aren't so keen
My raps are elite
you can't beat my Rap Battle Fleet
my rap is an easy feat
for me
just go back to bucking on Macintosh's tree
so just retreat,
flee,
leave
before I make ye
a cry baby
you can't beat the ponies
you won't onw me
I'm victory
greedy
so b***h please!
You're as irritating as fleas,
you give everyone disease
epic rapping is unleashed!
all because of me
Your victory won't be free
I'm Shakespeareing!
I'll beat you gladly
beating you won't be easy
I admit, it won't be breezy
but my rhymes are better than yours: sleazy!
Are you trying to tell me something?
oh wait, it's nothing
Your raps need some dusting
no need for fussing
you dummy
my raps'll sting
I'll be having
the craving
for epicly
winning!
So what now b***h!
You YuGiOh glitch!
I'll be leaving you in stitches
and all of your sons of b***hes
I'll be doing some pitches
of some rap riches
It's time for some MLP action
it's me over you, a fraction
I'll get you an engraved invitation
to my domination
of you!
before I leave, imma leaving you black and blue
dude, YOU JUST GOT SCREWED!

B.S.B
12-01-2011, 05:46 PM
Imma cut to the shtick, wanna buy some heroine?
I'll be smacking your chin,
beating your raps thin,
you give in?
I'll beat you in just 1 min
you rapping is a sin
Imma gonna win
pop your rhymes with a push pin
kill off all your men
you get a 0 outta 10
I'll slaughter your rhymes like hens
then take a lounge in my den
You think you beat me?
Not even close bro...ny
1st place is what I'll retrieve
I'll kill you with my death beam
and my entire team
My raps are lean,
mean,
get's me green
Yours aren't so keen
My raps are elite
you can't beat my Rap Battle Fleet
my rap is an easy feat
for me
just go back to bucking on Macintosh's tree
so just retreat,
flee,
leave
before I make ye
a cry baby
you can't beat the ponies
you won't onw me
I'm victory
greedy
so b***h please!
You're as irritating as fleas,
you give everyone disease
epic rapping is unleashed!
all because of me
Your victory won't be free
I'm Shakespeareing!
I'll beat you gladly
beating you won't be easy
I admit, it won't be breezy
but my rhymes are better than yours: sleazy!
Are you trying to tell me something?
oh wait, it's nothing
Your raps need some dusting
no need for fussing
you dummy
my raps'll sting
I'll be having
the craving
for epicly
winning!
So what now b***h!
You YuGiOh glitch!
I'll be leaving you in stitches
and all of your sons of b***hes
I'll be doing some pitches
of some rap riches
It's time for some MLP action
it's me over you, a fraction
I'll get you an engraved invitation
to my domination
of you!
before I leave, imma leaving you black and blue
dude, YOU JUST GOT SCREWED!
*takes your gun and i use it and my gun stream crossig to kill you once and for all*

WHO WON? WHOS NEXT?

LAWLzoR
12-01-2011, 05:48 PM
You can never kill me, this is a rap battle to the death, and unless you, him, or me can stop this, THERE IS NO STOPPING IT, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

HoscoFelix
12-02-2011, 01:11 PM
Fool, these raps are far too long!
By going on forever we're both doing wrong
And wasting our time!
For the essence of rhymes
Is to beat a rival with a few well-placed lines!
No-one wants to listen to your phony raps!
So I recommend that you cut the crap
Instead, cut to the chase!
Here let me demonstrate:
You've got a lot of raps, I'll admit that, mate
But that doesn't matter, they're all second-rate!
Compared to me, you're so weak it's no fun
My raps will leave you tased! Punk, when I'm done
You're gonna sting like I sprayed you with mace
The only thing longer than your raps, will be your face!

YellowNerd
12-02-2011, 01:23 PM
Fool, these raps are far too long!
By going on forever we're both doing wrong
And wasting our time!
For the essence of rhymes
Is to beat a rival with a few well-placed lines!
No-one wants to listen to your phony raps!
So I recommend that you cut the crap
Instead, cut to the chase!
Here let me demonstrate:
You've got a lot of raps, I'll admit that, mate
But that doesn't matter, they're all second-rate!
Compared to me, you're so weak it's no fun
My raps will leave you tased! Punk, when I'm done
You're gonna sting like I sprayed you with mace
The only thing longer than your raps, will be your face!

Hosco, Join Epicz. now. and check my latest rap battle. :)
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Moonjik
12-02-2011, 04:02 PM
We must compare it to the time ME and LAWL rapped and that was really long. I also need a new rap opponent! Who's gonna step up to the professor?

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 04:08 PM
We must compare it to the time ME and LAWL rapped and that was really long. I also need a new rap opponent! Who's gonna step up to the professor?

I would love to, except for 3 things

1) I don't want to
2) I have to rap battle HoscoFelix
3) We already rap battled before

Moonjik
12-02-2011, 04:09 PM
We must compare it to the time ME and LAWL rapped and that was really long. I also need a new rap opponent! Who's gonna step up to the professor?

I would love to, except for 3 things

1) I don't want to
2) I have to rap battle HoscoFelix
3) We already rap battled before

I didn't mean I wanted to beat you again XD! I need a new opponent.

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 04:35 PM
[quote="God of Bronies":17xmz1u4]We must compare it to the time ME and LAWL rapped and that was really long. I also need a new rap opponent! Who's gonna step up to the professor?

I would love to, except for 3 things

1) I don't want to
2) I have to rap battle HoscoFelix
3) We already rap battled before

I didn't mean I wanted to beat you again XD! I need a new opponent.[/quote:17xmz1u4]

you...
you b*****d
You and I BOTH know that we agreed to peace
No one beat another in our rap battle
b***h

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 05:30 PM
I HATH QUIT NOT!
I just need to figure out a rhyme that'll really knock ye's socks offeth!
I SHALT RETURN! I'm going out for dinner

Moonjik
12-02-2011, 05:32 PM
[quote="God of Bronies":3qul0o1x]We must compare it to the time ME and LAWL rapped and that was really long. I also need a new rap opponent! Who's gonna step up to the professor?

I would love to, except for 3 things

1) I don't want to
2) I have to rap battle HoscoFelix
3) We already rap battled before

I didn't mean I wanted to beat you again XD! I need a new opponent.

you...
you b*****d
You and I BOTH know that we agreed to peace
No one beat another in our rap battle
b***h[/quote:3qul0o1x]

You're the one gloating about winning the battle most of the time so...NUCLEAHR VAHR. Only joking.

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 05:35 PM
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE FACT I TAKE GERMAN IN SCHOOL
and you do have a point,
okay! Fair enough

Moonjik
12-02-2011, 05:51 PM
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THE FACT I TAKE GERMAN IN SCHOOL
and you do have a point,
okay! Fair enough

Dude, I'm British, I make fun of everyone whose not British.

HoscoFelix
12-02-2011, 07:07 PM
@God of Bronies
Could I get a link to your guys' rap battle, or at least a hint as to where it is? Navigating the erboh.com jungle requires at least a compass :p

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 07:11 PM
@God of Bronies
Could I get a link to your guys' rap battle, or at least a hint as to where it is? Navigating the erboh.com jungle requires at least a compass :p

It's from page around 34 (of Fan Made Rap Battles) to around 49-50
yeah...it was the most epic of battles
and it was before I was a brony, so if you see my lyrics dissing ponies, it was in a dark time :rd:

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 07:20 PM
THAT'S IT HOSCOFELIX
Imma gonna twist you up like a double helix!
Then murder your rhymes
one word at a time!
My Friendship Orbital Cannon has you in it's sights
so I say: "Have fun on your flight!"
Your fame goes as fast as Rainbow Dash
My raps go fast,
giving you whip lash!
You must be as high as Dr.Seuss!
I'm gonna put your head in a noose!
You best run Hosco!
cause it's just you
and me, mano e mano!
You can choke on my cutlass!
Cause my raps are priceless
You've wrote some pretty bad crap,
but I'm here to stop this rap!
You made everyone's eyes die,
I'll make your brain fried
Are you gonna cry?
WHY?
Why are you still rap battling me?
GO BACK TO SUCKING BRAEBURN'S TREE!

HoscoFelix
12-02-2011, 08:01 PM
I'm still battling you 'cause I can taste your blood!
It's Apocalypse now, flee my lyrical flood
Or it'll sweep up your ass and dash you on the rocks!
Then by wrathful lightning you shall be shocked
For the hour has come to throw open Hell's gates!
Satan calls, bitch! We're united in hate!
There's no way I shall run, at least not away
More like lead a charge against you as I enter the fray!
You want to finish this fight? Lucifer objects!
This is a war to the death, and your Judgment is next!
You say I'm high like Seuss? How the Hell is that bad?
My homie Satan says he's seen few people that badass!
One last thing before I drag you to Tartarus:
We'll lacerate your loved ones and make you clean up after us.

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 08:53 PM
I'm still battling you 'cause I can taste your blood!
It's Apocalypse now, flee my lyrical flood
Or it'll sweep up your ass and dash you on the rocks!
Then by wrathful lightning you shall be shocked
For the hour has come to throw open Hell's gates!
Satan calls, b***h! We're united in hate!
There's no way I shall run, at least not away
More like lead a charge against you as I enter the fray!
You want to finish this fight? Lucifer objects!
This is a war to the death, and your Judgment is next!
You say I'm high like Seuss? How the Hell is that bad?
My homie Satan says he's seen few people that badass!
One last thing before I drag you to Tartarus:
We'll lacerate your loved ones and make you clean up after us.

So I have to clean up after YOUR s**t?
I'm gonna pop you like a unlyrical zit!
Are you obsessed with Satan/Lucifer?
I'll be beating your a**, cause I'm stern!
I guess it's your turn.....
NOT!
Your raps aren't so hot
is that all you got?
You, LIKE to be stoned?
but dude, you need a collar, CAUSE YOU'RE GETTIN' OWNED!
I'm gonna redo your face, like Youtube
Then I'll get your posts to poison your own food
You make everyone *yawn* sleep when you rap
You're as entertaining as a one hand clap!
We don't need Rainbow Dash to tell us you need to be 20% cooler
I'm the Epic Rap Ruler!
Your signature is perverted!
Your raps are s**t that you just worded
You shouldn't be here, children shouldn't get hurt
I'll murder your family with words!
At least I'm part of a group, a posse
Your One Man Army
can't hurt me!
Just wait and see
I always wanted to be a tree (reference 10)
So I don't have to hear ye!
So dude, stop rapping
we all see your sucking!
You don't need 20 raps to tell us that you suck
you sitting duck,
you f**k!
You kill me family, I'll slaughter you like pigs!
Dude, your raps are rigged
You can't rap worth s**t
so can't rap this,
someone wrote your raps are you
Dude you just got chewed!
You can't make raps greater than me,
I'll rap into infinity!

HoscoFelix
12-02-2011, 09:22 PM
To infinity and beyond is where I'll go to beat you!
Your raps are half-baked! Well, that's nothing new
You can hardly string together a sentence, bro!
Just like a dried-out riverbed, you've got no flow
I could tell that you sucked as soon as you started!
Your skills have departed, is that why you're halfhearted?
What can you do with your posse of pussies?
I don't need backup with an opponent so wussy
And I don't worship Satan, he's just a good friend
Who imbues hellfire in the raps that I've penned
That's why every verse burns, you frightened little louse
I'll be like John Wayne Gacy and bury your ass under my house!
So don't pretend that I'm losing, don't try to make a stand
Or you'll sink and suffocate in my verbal quicksand!

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 09:26 PM
To infinity and beyond is where I'll go to beat you!
Your raps are half-baked! Well, that's nothing new
You can hardly string together a sentence, bro!
Just like a dried-out riverbed, you've got no flow
I could tell that you sucked as soon as you started!
Your skills have departed, is that why you're halfhearted?
What can you do with your posse of pussies?
I don't need backup with an opponent so wussy
And I don't worship Satan, he's just a good friend
Who imbues hellfire in the raps that I've penned
That's why every verse burns, you frightened little louse
I'll be like John Wayne Gacy and bury your ass under my house!
So don't pretend that I'm losing, don't try to make a stand
Or you'll sink and suffocate in my verbal quicksand!

Dude, don't you even say that s**t
f**k the ERBoH.FM,
I QUIT!

HoscoFelix
12-02-2011, 09:28 PM
Okay now who's going to be Kassem G...?
:p

...And seriously, are you done? 'Cause I'd be happy to call it a truce.

LAWLzoR
12-02-2011, 09:32 PM
Okay now who's going to be Kassem G...?
:p

...And seriously, are you done? 'Cause I'd be happy to call it a truce.

Kinda....
NOT WITH THE ERBoH.FM, though
that is the name of MY brand of Fan Made ERBoH,
and yes... it's gone on quite enough
truce?
oh... s**t
post this on the truce topic that I made that one uses

TO THE TOPIC!