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Epic Doctor X
11-30-2011, 03:56 PM
i need a dis rap to a guy named Adam.

He cant speak proper english, he sucks at pivot (stick figure video editor)
you should see his channel : http://www.youtube.com/user/locked797
He is blond and pretty short
He irritates everyone all the time
He eats almost nothing, and he can´t stop play Tekken 5.
He hates ERB #9, and doesn´t like the other ones either.

Destory him!!!

B.S.B
11-30-2011, 04:10 PM
Oh Hey Adam, You Dumb Freak.
You Are The One I Dont Wanna Seek.
Tekken Is Stupid, MK Is The Sh*t.
Im Gonna Knock You In A Never-Ending Pit!
You Dont Like ERB? You B*tch.
You CAN Go Take A Hitch!
My Video " The Fight Of Destiny " Is Better Than Your Pivot
Yooh Sachk Atttuhloh Evehhythaneng Aiih Dealooyid!
Epic Player Is Epic. You Midget.
Your Defeat Is Just A Widget (Widget From Internet And Stuff.)
UUGH! Your Making Me So Irritated.
Ill Make A Sequel To Everything You Hated!

Cool-The-Renegade
11-30-2011, 05:05 PM
i need a dis rap to a guy named Adam.

He cant speak proper english, he sucks at pivot (stick figure video editor)
you should see his channel : http://www.youtube.com/user/locked797
He is blond and pretty short
He irritates everyone all the time
He eats almost nothing, and he can´t stop play Tekken 5.
He hates ERB #9, and doesn´t like the other ones either.

Destory him!!!

Dear Adam...
Meet to nice you, Adam... What, that's not it?
You can't speak proper english, so don't give me your sh*t.
I'm the unstoppable, I'll crush you, but step to me if you dare,
I'm not afraid of an Oompa Loompa who went and bleached his hair!
That was a short joke, in case you didn't understand
But I can see that you're blond, so I'll give you a hand:
I called you short; A midget who doesn't stand a chance,
Put down the Tekken, you wont be saved by a gay battle stance!
I'm your worst nightmare, you short stack prick,
You'd be sh*tting you pants if you weren't f*cking anorexic!
That mean's you barely eat, dude, sorry, I forgot how dumb you are.
Read a freakin' book, this idiotic bullsh*t has gone too far.
Sorry, Adam, I don't mean to be a hater,
But your work is sh*t! You're not a pivot animator!
Shut the f*ck up, man, can't you see that we all hate you?
You irritate everyone you meet, what, are you f*ckin' blind, dude?
Dude, you suck so much, you make perfect endorphins randomize,
and FYI, YOU'RE the pivot virus: A loser who can't even animate stick guys!
You never had a chance to win, you were fried from the start,
You're just a loser who's reminiscent of Napoleon Bonaparte!
NicePeter would be disgusted if he saw that you subscribed
But he'd be relieved to find that my rhymes caused you to die!
ERBoH is the arena, and you're looking at the master
Messing with my friends is like praying for disaster!
But thats what you did, so that's what you get,
So run back to the north pole, sh*ithead, and suck Santa's d*ck.

HoscoFelix
11-30-2011, 05:08 PM
NicePeter would be disgusted if he saw that you subscribed
But he'd be relieved to find that my rhymes caused you to die!
Epic win.

Cool-The-Renegade
11-30-2011, 05:36 PM
NicePeter would be disgusted if he saw that you subscribed
But he'd be relieved to find that my rhymes caused you to die!
Epic win.

Thanks man, I try! I guess I'm inspired to rap by irritating/bad people... Because then I can direct my lyrics at THEM. :cool: >:)

Epic Doctor X
12-01-2011, 04:21 AM
erbohRenegade, you´re the master

Moonjik
12-01-2011, 02:00 PM
Talk to the hand, though it can't understand your gibberish,
I've got piles of good zingers to blow your shit,
You can suck my balls, this means war,
When I'm threw with you, you'll be the one going "Alahoachma!"
Meee no goooodd utt deesink meejeet,
I'll beat you so bad you'll turn into crack-head meat,
Don't like ERBoH 9? Shocking! Yeah that's right,
Cos these rhymes will explode in your face like Dynamite!
My three year old sister can make better animations then your crap,
Did you find that motion tween up your ass?
I've detected a virus, it's you,
Adam, let me tell you this, you're screwed,
Your first flash animation was some Dragon Ball Z character farting,
I'll walk right over you in my doc martens,
Your face is "testicels", atleast spell it right!
Your random endorphins are shite,
Some guy's head falling off?
Is that all you got?
Son, go home, don't strut the professor,
My brony might shall be your conquerer,
You're Chewie and I'm Captain Kirk,
Hey, floppy disk, wipe away that smirk,
I'll squash you, if not, I'll leave you covered in cuts,
You look like a dropped character from peanuts,
After you read this, if you could read, you WOULD be locked,
"Holy shít i speled wrong!" I laugh at your remark,
On that other vid, your mum was the wall!
Soon you gona whis that you never meet me Adam,
You'll fall off the cliff of death though why would the devil want you,
You spelt your own name wrong, no-one throws a shoe,
Don't mess with this brony, he'll send your ass to the moon,
Run, shortstuff, when you see my trekkie platoon!

Epic Doctor X
12-01-2011, 02:14 PM
Awesome*

* =

#SO DAMN EPIC THAT I COULDN´T DESCRIBE!#

Cool-The-Renegade
12-01-2011, 03:37 PM
erbohRenegade, you´re the master

Thanks, man! I try. I love delivering a hot fresh dis rap to those ho deserve it. I've been all over the FM Dis Raps topics, taking every chance I could find. XD