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Cool-The-Renegade
04-20-2012, 01:24 AM
Good evening, ladies and gentleman! I'm ErbohRenegade, CEO of Underdog Incorperated, and the host of Battle Rap Arena. I have a ton of work to do, but I would like to give the opening statement for the BRA Broadcast.

This program will keep you up to date on the happenings of the BRA, and make sure everyone gets their share of the attention they deserve. Your host, Stephen King, will be here shortly.

It's been great talking to you all, and I'll sh back whenever I can to check up on things!

Until then, this is Ren, signing off!

Cool-The-Renegade
04-20-2012, 08:02 PM
Stephen King:
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Oh, hey there. I'm going to be rappign a bit less, but in the spare time that I gain, my friends and I will be sharing many Battle Rap Arena updates, and we'll make sure to keep you all entertained. I'm very honored that Renegade would choose me for this position, and you can bet that as soon as Round 3 starts, you'll have every update you need.

Can't wait,
SK

Faker
04-21-2012, 06:04 PM
Sounds cool.

Cool-The-Renegade
04-24-2012, 12:44 AM
ROUND 3 --- DAY 1

Stephen King:
Well then, it is FANTASTIC to be here, but I must admit, this isn't about me, it's about US. This is about Battle Rap Arena, or BRA. God, I hate acronyms, don't you? Anyways, I'm straying off topic. How about we get to this edition of the Battle Rap Arena Bradcast, huh?

Round three kicked off with a speech from the Ace Prosecutors, who did a fine job. The first rap of the round was given to us by Max Damage, isn't that great? It's wonderful that we are gaining mor combatants here at the Arena. Enough with introductions, I think it's about time for Day One highlights!

[spoiler:dbykp3c2]
Sax (@Edgeworth):
Ill Go Berserk, And Crush This Fool With My Weapon,
Your In Danger, Edgeworth, You Better Watch Your Steppin'.



Miles Edgeworth (@Sax):
Luna Divider? That sounds like a porn star
Go home kid, you won't go far



Stewie Griffin (@Everyone):
Every rap you've left here is worse than the other,
you fools are as dumb as my blasted mother!




Stewie Griffin (@Edgeworth):
Who allowed you to talk? I didn't ask what's on your mind!
And i'm not a damn baby! I'm not playing kind!




Miles Edgeworth (@Screwie Lewie):
Carmageddon? What kind of name is that?
Go take your orange mustache and step off the mat




Adolf Hitler (@Stewie Griffin):
Blow zat idea out your a**, thinking about entering zis
just run to your blanky, and give your teddy a kiss



Marco Smurf (@Jack Sparrow):
Im about to Take you Broadside! Send You Back to the Locker!
Captain Dreamys not the Only Danger Lurking these Waters!




Adolf Hitler (@Kirby):
vhat are you? Und are you a boy or a girl?
get back to your star, b*tch, I take over worlds
King DeeDeeDee has a smarter name zan you
by ze vay, it's called Vorld Var-muthaf*ckin'-TWO!


Ip Man (@Hitler):
The Allies defeated you back in the past,
I'll take your Sieg Heils and shove them up your ass!



Richard Bachman (@Ip Man):
We're serving up hot rhymes until you've had your fill,
You'd best run off to Chow Ching-chuen's cotton mill!



Ip Man (@King and Bachman):
I'll beat you and lock you in your own Dark Tower,
'Cause I'm Asian, b***h, and we've got the power!


John Shooter (@Ip Man):
I ain't losin' to a chink, now that much I know,
You yellow motherf*ckers need more laws than Jim crow!
I come from Mississippi, and you don't wanna mess with us,
I'll fit into your wife like the long block in Tet-er-us (Tetris).



Top Man (@Kristoph)
Wily made me the worst, yet you're the worst rapper to be found;
Call me Flo Rida, 'cause I just spun you Right Round.


Screwie and Max (@Kristoph):
We'll repel every attack, We don't need your defence
I'll forge a coffin for you like you forge evidence


Stephen King (@Kristoph):
You're calling ME a crook? you're a lawer and liar,
You spoke smoothly in court while your pants were on fire!
I'm the critically acclaimed King, the best in the world,
Oh, and by the way, sh*t head, DS is for little girls![/spoiler:dbykp3c2]

Richard Bachman:
Isn't that splendid?

Stephen:
Richard, nice of you to show up. What have you got for us, this evening?

Richard:
Today, I'd just like tp present all of the competitors for day one.

Stephen:
By all means!

Richard;
Alright, then!

[spoiler:dbykp3c2]

Max Damage
Ip Man
Jack Sparrow
Bubble Man
Miles Edgeworth
Kristoph Gavin
Sax
Stewie Griffin
Adolf Hitler
Kirby
Marco Smurf
Meta Knight
Apollo Justice
Stephen King
Richard Bachman
John Shooter
Top Man[/spoiler:dbykp3c2]

Stephen: That's just great. Well, It's been awesome opening up the new channel, but I think it's time to close up for the night. What do you say?

Richard: Most DEFINITELY.

Stephen:
Alright, it's settled! We'll have even more features in the next installment! Until next time, stay scared, everyone.

Signing off,
Stephen King

Ultamite Blowup
04-24-2012, 06:19 AM
Ketchum:
Round 3 kicked off of ME FIRST!

Kubby
04-24-2012, 07:13 AM
You did not mention about Screwie in the contestants list.

YellowNerd
04-24-2012, 08:31 AM
Ketchum:
Round 3 kicked off of ME FIRST!

He meant the opening speech not the first rap.

Cool-The-Renegade
04-24-2012, 11:12 PM
Ren:

Hello, all! I'd like to let you know that because od busy schedules, the BRA broadcast will run every OTHER day. There will be a new installment tomorrow, my friends. :)

SuperWorldJumper
04-25-2012, 11:40 PM
I don't like change. You changed your name. I don't like change. :(

Cool-The-Renegade
04-26-2012, 12:00 AM
I don't like change. You changed your name. I don't like change. :(

I'm really sorry you feel that way, SWJ. If I recieve too much negative feedback, I guess I'll change it back, but this is the ONLY change I EVER planned to make. I've been thinking about it for a while now, and am trying it out. It really seems... Me. I'm more than just an "Erboh" Renegade, and this is who I am. Like I said, if everybody freaks out, I'll change back.

Ultamite Blowup
04-26-2012, 06:41 AM
I don't like change. You changed your name. I don't like change. :(

I'm really sorry you feel that way, SWJ. If I recieve too much negative feedback, I guess I'll change it back, but this is the ONLY change I EVER planned to make. I've been thinking about it for a while now, and am trying it out. It really seems... Me. I'm more than just an "Erboh" Renegade, and this is who I am. Like I said, if everybody freaks out, I'll change back.
Don't change it back. It explains your inner self

YellowNerd
04-26-2012, 09:47 AM
[quote=SuperWorldJumper]I don't like change. You changed your name. I don't like change. :(

I'm really sorry you feel that way, SWJ. If I recieve too much negative feedback, I guess I'll change it back, but this is the ONLY change I EVER planned to make. I've been thinking about it for a while now, and am trying it out. It really seems... Me. I'm more than just an "Erboh" Renegade, and this is who I am. Like I said, if everybody freaks out, I'll change back.
Don't change it back. It explains your inner self[/quote:2e2uvf7m]


It feels...so.. w-weird... maybe ... i don't know..

At least i still know it's the same 'Gade i know ;)

Top-Hattington
04-26-2012, 07:52 PM
[quote=SuperWorldJumper]I don't like change. You changed your name. I don't like change. :(

I'm really sorry you feel that way, SWJ. If I recieve too much negative feedback, I guess I'll change it back, but this is the ONLY change I EVER planned to make. I've been thinking about it for a while now, and am trying it out. It really seems... Me. I'm more than just an "Erboh" Renegade, and this is who I am. Like I said, if everybody freaks out, I'll change back.
Don't change it back. It explains your inner self


It feels...so.. w-weird... maybe ... i don't know..

At least i still know it's the same 'Gade i know ;)[/quote:1p2th0fw]

You may be the first person in the history of erboh.com to refer to Ren as 'Gade :laugh: Maybe it'll stick

SuperRapz
04-26-2012, 10:32 PM
I don't like change. You changed your name. I don't like change. :(

I'm really sorry you feel that way, SWJ. If I recieve too much negative feedback, I guess I'll change it back, but this is the ONLY change I EVER planned to make. I've been thinking about it for a while now, and am trying it out. It really seems... Me. I'm more than just an "Erboh" Renegade, and this is who I am. Like I said, if everybody freaks out, I'll change back.
It IS A Little Different. But Your Still The Same Old Ren. I Can get Used To It :p

Cool-The-Renegade
04-27-2012, 12:00 AM
Thanks, guys. :)

Kubby
04-27-2012, 09:48 AM
No BRA Boadcast?

Cool-The-Renegade
04-27-2012, 10:38 AM
Sorry everyone, I had some trouble with my account yesterday. I'll compensate today. :)

YellowNerd
04-27-2012, 10:41 AM
Sorry everyone, I had some trouble with my account yesterday. I'll compensate today. :)


Let me guess... You forgot that you changed your username :P

Cool-The-Renegade
04-27-2012, 10:47 AM
No, I changed the email associated with m account, and I had to reset I from the email. I had to find the email... Which was in m spam folder. Brilliant. By that time, I had to leave the house. Anyways... New Broadcast tonight!

agent619
04-29-2012, 08:30 AM
So.....still no broadcast? Huh.

- agent619

Cool-The-Renegade
04-29-2012, 03:06 PM
I'm gonna level and be honest with you guys. I've got too much going on in my life to write a huge report every day. I'm selling puppies, working, and preparing for a trip. I'm truly sorry, everyone. A fantastic news source for the arena is ran by SuperWorldJumper, and I fully believe in his abilities as a. Writer and Forumer.

YellowNerd
04-29-2012, 03:09 PM
puppies


Forgiven

SuperWorldJumper
04-30-2012, 05:17 PM
I'm gonna level and be honest with you guys. I've got too much going on in my life to write a huge report every day. I'm selling puppies, working, and preparing for a trip. I'm truly sorry, everyone. A fantastic news source for the arena is ran by SuperWorldJumper, and I fully believe in his abilities as a. Writer and Forumer.

Thank You. I'll try to do my best. But I'm pretty busy at the moment too. I've got exams this week and next, but after that I'll have more free time, so that means more time for rap battles and BRA News.