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PeterDan
04-22-2012, 07:15 PM
Girls all of my life Girls just wants to be friends. I'm tired of Cupid miss me with his arrows. All the girls I'd have secret crush on. They don't know it but I'd know they just wants to be friends.

Cool-The-Renegade
04-22-2012, 07:45 PM
*Ren walks into the Underdog Inc studio, returned from his vacation.*

Ren: I see Top has held the place up well! I knew I chose the right Co-CEO.

*He walks into his office, and browses the recent posts on the Forum.*

Ren: The Hell...?


Girls all of my life Girls just wants to be friends. I'm tired of Cupid miss me with his arrows. All the girls I'd have secret crush on. They don't know it but I'd know they just wants to be friends.

Ren: Ahh, I see how it is... Didn't have enough when Saint Patrick whupped you? Alright, well in that case, you... ARROGANT LITTLE SON OF A B*TCH... Lemme show you what happens when you mess with an innocent Forumer!!

*Ren charges into the studio, only to find that Rob Zombie isn't present, but a portly man is.*

Man: Welcome back, Mr. Renegade!

Ren: What...?

Vince Offer: New guy, boss. Great director. Meet Alfred Hitchcock.

Ren: I'm a huge fan, but we have no time. Get the camera rolling and we'll talk after.

Hitchcock: Of course, Mr. Renegade. Lights... Camera... ACTION!

*Ren jumps in front of the camera.*
[spoiler:240kz48g]Ren's back from break, and he's got the rage,
Aimed at a little son of a b*tch who deserves the pain!
See, Cupid ain't got aim, he's missing my good man,
hey buddy, ever heard of this guy, Dan?
I think you missed him once or twice, and that's a mistake,
You better get him out of the friend zone before it's too late!
You're killin' me here, Cupid, I'm tryin' to play nice,
Just take my advice and put the cruelty on ice!
Stupid Cupid, you better knock this sh*t off,
Before I knock your block off and make your heart stop!
I'll break your arrows in half and send you back home
Once I'm done with you, you'll never leave Rome!
Just take aim one more time before I beat your *ss
And if it don't hit PeterDan, that arrow will be your last![/spoiler:240kz48g]

PeterDan
04-22-2012, 07:57 PM
*Ren walks into the Underdog Inc studio, returned from his vacation.*

Ren: I see Top has held the place up well! I knew I chose the right Co-CEO.

*He walks into his office, and browses the recent posts on the Forum.*

Ren: The Hell...?


Girls all of my life Girls just wants to be friends. I'm tired of Cupid miss me with his arrows. All the girls I'd have secret crush on. They don't know it but I'd know they just wants to be friends.

Ren: Ahh, I see how it is... Didn't have enough when Saint Patrick whupped you? Alright, well in that case, you... ARROGANT LITTLE SON OF A B*TCH... Lemme show you what happens when you mess with an innocent Forumer!!

*Ren charges into the studio, only to find that Rob Zombie isn't present, but a portly man is.*

Man: Welcome back, Mr. Renegade!

Ren: What...?

Vince Offer: New guy, boss. Great director. Meet Alfred Hitchcock.

Ren: I'm a huge fan, but we have no time. Get the camera rolling and we'll talk after.

Hitchcock: Of course, Mr. Renegade. Lights... Camera... ACTION!

*Ren jumps in front of the camera.*
[spoiler:vybpqdwe]Ren's back from break, and he's got the rage,
Aimed at a little son of a b*tch who deserves the pain!
See, Cupid ain't got aim, he's missing my good man,
hey buddy, ever heard of this guy, Dan?
I think you missed him once or twice, and that's a mistake,
You better get him out of the friend zone before it's too late!
You're killin' me here, Cupid, I'm tryin' to play nice,
Just take my advice and put the cruelty on ice!
Stupid Cupid, you better knock this sh*t off,
Before I knock your block off and make your heart stop!
I'll break your arrows in half and send you back home
Once I'm done with you, you'll never leave Rome!
Just take aim one more time before I beat your *ss
And if it don't hit PeterDan, that arrow will be your last![/spoiler:vybpqdwe]

Thanks.!

Cool-The-Renegade
04-22-2012, 07:57 PM
No problem, man.

PeterDan
04-22-2012, 10:01 PM
No problem, man.

Thanks again. ;)

Top-Hattington
04-22-2012, 10:04 PM
*Ren charges into the studio, only to find that Rob Zombie isn't present, but a portly man is.*

Man: Welcome back, Mr. Renegade!

Ren: What...?

Vince Offer: New guy, boss. Great director. Meet Alfred Hitchcock.

Ren: I'm a huge fan, but we have no time. Get the camera rolling and we'll talk after.

Hitchcock: Of course, Mr. Renegade. Lights... Camera... ACTION!

Uh oh, Rob Zombie's gone? Where is he? Filming a movie?

Cool-The-Renegade
04-22-2012, 10:19 PM
@PeterDan Again, I'm glad I could help. That's who I am. :D

@Top Don't worry, he's just out for lunch. I wanted to introduce another new friend (and director) Mr. Alfred Hitchcock.

04-30-2012, 10:20 PM
There is an Anti Cupid he shot my girlfriend :explode:

I was in 3 rd grade :laugh: