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Faker
04-28-2012, 11:57 AM
Here's how this works. You name two video game characters that would fight eachother and the next person chooses a winner and how the losing character dies. Then that person names two more characters.

Example:
Person 1: Mario vs Sonic

Person 2: Sonic, Mario gets cut in half by a Sonic Spin

Scorpion vs Link

And so on.

Let's start with Bowser vs King Dedede.

SuperWorldJumper
04-28-2012, 12:08 PM
King Dedede, He Smashed Bowser with a Hammer!

(Actually, I have no idea who King Dedede is, I just wanted to use this YouTube clip)

[youtube:3am4gqi0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cx7jzq2Bx4[/youtube:3am4gqi0]

SuperWorldJumper
04-28-2012, 12:09 PM
Next, a battle between old rivals:

Ratchet vs Jak

Faker
04-28-2012, 12:14 PM
King Dedede, He Smashed Bowser with a Hammer!

(Actually, I have no idea who King Dedede is, I just wanted to use this YouTube clip)

[youtube:2nltdtfn]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cx7jzq2Bx4[/youtube:2nltdtfn]

That was pretty accurate. He does use a hammer.

Samos
04-29-2012, 09:28 AM
Next, a battle between old rivals:

Ratchet vs Jak
I don't know much about either, but I want this thing to keep going, so I'll just say that Ratchet wins because he has more guns.

Samus vs. Master Chief

ZoroarkPKMN
04-29-2012, 09:45 AM
Next, a battle between old rivals:

Ratchet vs Jak
I don't know much about either, but I want this thing to keep going, so I'll just say that Ratchet wins because he has more guns.

Samus vs. Master Chief

Master Chief gives more teabags than Lipton. He wins.

NEXT:

Link vs. Cloud (Final Fantasy)

Faker
04-29-2012, 10:46 AM
Link. He slices up Cloud and blows the dust away with his Gale Boomerang.

Magikarp vs Pac Man.

B.S.B
04-29-2012, 11:16 AM
Link. He slices up Cloud and blows the dust away with his Gale Boomerang.

Magikarp vs Pac Man.
Magikarp.



Gyrados. One Word.

Samos
04-29-2012, 01:59 PM
Wario vs. Shadow

Straw Hats
04-29-2012, 02:42 PM
Wario, he has deadly farts.

Voltorb vs Bob-omb

Samos
04-29-2012, 03:27 PM
Wario, he has deadly farts.

Voltorb vs Bob-omb
Voltorb wins by using Thundershock on Bob-omb, causing it to explode.

Diddy Kong vs. Luigi

Straw Hats
04-29-2012, 03:45 PM
Diddy Kong, he just has more fighting skills.

Mr. Game and Watch vs Mega Man

04-29-2012, 03:52 PM
Mega Man.. He rapes him..

Soap(MW3) vs Batman

ZoroarkPKMN
04-29-2012, 07:43 PM
Mega Man.. He rapes him..

Soap(MW3) vs Batman

Batman. Guns ain't got nuttin on superheroes.


Kirby vs. Bomberman

A Decent Roman
04-29-2012, 08:19 PM
Kirby. He sucks bomberman in and gets his powers.

Bowser vs Arceus

BBC7
04-29-2012, 08:23 PM
Kirby. He sucks bomberman in and gets his powers.

Bowser vs Arceus

Arceus.

He goes over to the Mushroom Kingdom, and makes a Blissey. The Blissey was born to protect Mario with eggs while fighting Bowser. They go over to Bowser's castle, and Blissey keeps on healing Mario but the power is really going to Arceus. Just as Bowser is defeating Mario, Mario restores all his health and it turns out...Mario was actually Arceus. Arceus was holding a Water Plate to defeat Bowser's fire and then Arceus uses Judgement. He then grabs the hammer, and takes Princess Peach back to the castle to give Mario a day off.

Samos
04-30-2012, 04:06 PM
Meta Knight vs. Marth

Faker
04-30-2012, 05:10 PM
Meta Knight

Marth was at his castle rooftop looking at everything. While he was sitting Meta Knight challenged him to a battle. They both fought, but Meta Knight used Mach Tornado and sliced Marth into thin strips of meat.

Straw Hats
04-30-2012, 07:51 PM
King Boo vs Stay Puff Marshmallow Man