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LAWLzoR
05-01-2012, 03:25 PM
You give me a suggestion, and I dis rap that person as a scientist (even on that has already been in an ERB!)
From the Wright Bros. to Carl Sagan
Mendelev to even Bill Nye!
You suggest the scientist and victim, I make the rap :D

Faker
05-01-2012, 04:40 PM
Dis rap Wolverine as Reed Richards (Mr. Fantastic)

ZoroarkPKMN
05-01-2012, 04:48 PM
DIS RAP DORA THE EXPLORA AS STEVE JOBS

LAWLzoR
05-01-2012, 04:59 PM
DIS RAP DORA THE EXPLORA AS STEVE JOBS
T_T
1. He's... okay I'll accept that
2. I need ze info. Like how you would normally ask for a DR4H

Top-Hattington
05-01-2012, 05:11 PM
There's this little b*tch named Pluto who thinks he's a planet, when in fact he's a dwarf planet. To make things worse, many people in the world still believe that he is a planet, or even support his status as a planet. Obviously, he isn't, but this won't stop. He's located in the Kuiper Belt, composed primarily of rock and ice, as small as 1/3 of our moon and 1/6 of its mass, and has four moons. He likes to hang out around Uranus' turf, and sometimes even cuts in like he owns the place. The f*ckin' slowpoke takes 248 years to make one orbit, and he's really really cold (-390 degrees F to be exact)

I'm calling on you, Neil deGrasse Tyson

LAWLzoR
05-01-2012, 05:37 PM
There's this little b*tch named Pluto who thinks he's a planet, when in fact he's a dwarf planet. To make things worse, many people in the world still believe that he is a planet, or even support his status as a planet. Obviously, he isn't, but this won't stop. He's located in the Kuiper Belt, composed primarily of rock and ice, as small as 1/3 of our moon and 1/6 of its mass, and has four moons. He likes to hang out around Uranus' turf, and sometimes even cuts in like he owns the place. The f*ckin' slowpoke takes 248 years to make one orbit, and he's really really cold (-390 degrees F to be exact)

I'm calling on you, Neil deGrasse Tyson

N. Tyson:
Watch out! We got a not-so-bada** in here
you have no ears, but you can hear my rhymes loud and clear
freezing yo a** off in the Kepler Belt?
b*tch I'll toss you to the sun and watch the entire planet melt
I'll Astrophysically cap your a**, Pluto
are you a planet or not? Not even you know!
get back in your orbit and plant your frozen butt there
we would've already sent a satellite to take pics, but we just don't care
you better speed up dude, keep up with planet Earth
revolved around the sun ONCE since George Washington's birth!
the name's Neil deGrasse Tyson! Memorize it
cuz I just made you my lyrical b*tch!

Top-Hattington
05-01-2012, 05:49 PM
Thanks LAWL! My man Dr. T whupped some planetary *ss

Faker
05-01-2012, 06:46 PM
Use Mr. Fantastic.

There's a motherfucking idiot named Timmy Turner. He's just a ten year old with a pink cap and a pink shirt. (His parents wanted a girl.) Everytime someone steps up to him he relies on his fairies, Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof. They grant his every wish, but some can't be granted like death, love, and other stuff. His enemies are as followed: Crocker, his crazy teacher who is obsessed with catching his fairies. Vicky, a babysitter who tortures him with fire, chainsaws, and other dangerous weapons. There's many more. Please dis him.

LAWLzoR
05-01-2012, 06:59 PM
Use Mr. Fantastic.

There's a motherfucking idiot named Timmy Turner. He's just a ten year old with a pink cap and a pink shirt. (His parents wanted a girl.) Everytime someone steps up to him he relies on his fairies, Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof. They grant his every wish, but some can't be granted like death, love, and other stuff. His enemies are as followed: Crocker, his crazy teacher who is obsessed with catching his fairies. Vicky, a babysitter who tortures him with fire, chainsaws, and other dangerous weapons. There's many more. Please dis him.

Mr. Fantastic:
Hey there Timmy! I'm Mr. Fantastic
i'll stretch you like me, more than elastics
try usin' your fairies and I'll go Fantastic 4 on you
now I just KNOW you're gonna lose
you can't even fend off against Vicky the babysitter?
when you came out a boy, your parents' hopes went down the sh*tter!
how in f*cks world are you and your friends actually STUCK in 5th grade?
ain't no way you can wish away this lyrical raid
spittin' rhymes more than you could ever wish
I mean, your Oddparents disguise themselves as GOLD FISH?!
you know your weak when you use your lazy a** for wishing for everything
seriously, don't you get off your butt and do ANYTHING?

Faker
05-01-2012, 07:01 PM
Timmy got destroyed! Great job.

Kubby
05-02-2012, 12:47 AM
OK. So we have a guy, who haven't even got a name, but is referred as Pogostick Man. As the name indicates, he is equipped with pogo stick. It's useless on most of locations. He gets mutilated almost every time we see him. Oh, and he's hero of Happy Wheels. He's a coward - unlike other characters, he always wears knee pads and elbow pads. Most of levels featuring him are dump locations fearuring jumping over walls of increasing height. And he makes annoying noises everytime he gets injured.

Diss him as Robert Hoischen - little known guy, known also as Killrob, being photographer and NUCLEAR PHYSICIST!

YellowNerd
05-02-2012, 02:08 AM
Lawly, dis rap this guy named Epiclloyd. :P as the guy in the middle ( Einstein! )


http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/576649_446393302054571_284627124897857_1713133_167 2300891_n.jpg

LAWLzoR
05-02-2012, 05:01 PM
OK. So we have a guy, who haven't even got a name, but is referred as Pogostick Man. As the name indicates, he is equipped with pogo stick. It's useless on most of locations. He gets mutilated almost every time we see him. Oh, and he's hero of Happy Wheels. He's a coward - unlike other characters, he always wears knee pads and elbow pads. Most of levels featuring him are dump locations fearuring jumping over walls of increasing height. And he makes annoying noises everytime he gets injured.

Diss him as Robert Hoischen - little known guy, known also as Killrob, being photographer and NUCLEAR PHYSICIST!
(Sadly, I couldn't look up a lot of info about Robert Hoischen, not even on Wikipedia. Sorry bro :I )

LAWLzoR
05-02-2012, 05:02 PM
Lawly, dis rap this guy named Epiclloyd. :P as the guy in the middle ( Einstein! )
I'm not quite so sure about zis .-.
what will EpicLloyd say? :confused:

05-02-2012, 09:10 PM
there is this girl who's a leshbian

and is gay
Who sings terrible
with hint of stupidness

her name is

Justin Beiber



dis him as Albert Einstien

LAWLzoR
05-03-2012, 05:17 PM
there is this girl who's a leshbian
and is gay
Who sings terrible
with hint of stupidness
her name is
Justin Beiber
dis him as Albert Einstien

A. Einstein:
I'm back! Albert Einstein mutha-*BOOM!*-
the OG physicist, and there is none other
only girls like you, because you're one of them!
and you sound like you should be ten
I make Steve Jobs and Socrates look like morons
and I even doubt that you can bring this war on
my mustache is bigger than your penis
you don't have one? Sorry miss
even Canada is ashamed of you
they even sent a letter to the USA saying "Sorry, dude"
I'll be causing fusion so strong, it'll knock your stupid purple hat off
between concerts all you do is jack off!
scientists use E=mc˛ to calculate the energy my rhymes have
all your rhymes do is make everyone laugh
my rhymes are faster than light, try to keep pace
I'll smack you so hard there'll be a red leaf on your face!

05-03-2012, 05:20 PM
Diss Conan O Brien Plz. I hate him. Also, Can you do it as Hawking?

LAWLzoR
05-03-2012, 05:34 PM
Diss Conan O Brien Plz. I hate him. Also, Can you do it as Hawking?

S. Hawking:
Ooooooo! Look who we got here everyone
a white mannequin who's time is already done
you looked better with that beard on your chin
my work in science already gives me an epic win
sure, you may be a talk show host
but who here is famous the most?
That's me! Steven Hawking
by the end of this, you'll need that chair of yours cuz you won't be walking
your voice is bland. Coming from me that says a lot
the ladies consider me a star, I'm super hot
when it comes to rockin' scientists, I'm the best that is gets
now just broadcast your skinny a** back to Massachusetts
I'm this generation's Albert Einstein
now like the field of science, this rap is all mine!

05-03-2012, 05:37 PM
Thanks man. I got one more.

05-03-2012, 05:37 PM
Can u dis my sis?
1. Her name is weird. Chancy Reese Bennett
2. She loves, 0ne direction(GAY) Greyson Chance(GAY) and Christian Beadles(GAY).
3. She calls me and my dad gothic for listening to Metallica.
4. She is 2 years younger than me and acts like she is the boss.
5. She has been out with 2 guys and they both dumped her.
6. She gets annoyed when I try to show her something. Etc. My raps, videos, and music.
7. She is pale, freckles, and blonde hair.
8. She loves the lame-ass disney shows.
9. I CANNOT STAND HER!!!!

It dosent matter which scientist.

LAWLzoR
05-03-2012, 05:43 PM
Can u dis my sis?
1. Her name is weird. Chancy Reese Bennett
2. She loves, 0ne direction(GAY) Greyson Chance(GAY) and Christian Beadles(GAY).
3. She calls me and my dad gothic for listening to Metallica.
4. She is 2 years younger than me and acts like she is the boss.
5. She has been out with 2 guys and they both dumped her.
6. She gets annoyed when I try to show her something. Etc. My raps, videos, and music.
7. She is pale, freckles, and blonde hair.
8. She loves the lame-ass disney shows.
9. I CANNOT STAND HER!!!!

It dosent matter which scientist.
(I'll do it, but P.S. I'll also do reruns of scientists, because I know there isn't a whole bunch out there. And also I'll do Philosophers too)

05-03-2012, 05:45 PM
Then Socrates plz!

LAWLzoR
05-03-2012, 05:59 PM
Can u dis my sis?
1. Her name is weird. Chancy Reese Bennett
2. She loves, 0ne direction(GAY) Greyson Chance(GAY) and Christian Beadles(GAY).
3. She calls me and my dad gothic for listening to Metallica.
4. She is 2 years younger than me and acts like she is the boss.
5. She has been out with 2 guys and they both dumped her.
6. She gets annoyed when I try to show her something. Etc. My raps, videos, and music.
7. She is pale, freckles, and blonde hair.
8. She loves the lame-ass disney shows.
9. I CANNOT STAND HER!!!!

It dosent matter which scientist.

Dmitri Mendeleev:
The name's Mendeleev and I hope you can pronounce that
cuz I won't fall for any of your Disney crap
you went out with 2 guys and they dumped YOU?
your 3rd might not be so great and guess what gave me that clue
what's the matter Chancy? You seem a little pale
that's your natural skin tone? I guess you set the sun on "fail"
Metallica is better than any of your little Disney songs
thinking you can boss your older brother around? That's just wrong
do you even know who I am? Little f*cker
I'll cut you so much you'll be as small as an atom, sucker!
I created the Periodic Table, which you probably never heard of
by the way, all those bands majorly SUCK!

LAWLzoR
05-03-2012, 06:00 PM
Then Socrates plz!
To late, already made
sorry

Faker
05-03-2012, 06:12 PM
Can you dis the A-Team as Charles Darwin?

LAWLzoR
05-03-2012, 06:17 PM
Can you dis the A-Team as Charles Darwin?
Not at the moment, but I'll be sure to remember ;)

LAWLzoR
05-10-2012, 09:05 PM
Can you dis the A-Team as Charles Darwin?
(Long overdue, but here nonetheless!)

Charles Darwin:
It seems like 4 people DIDN'T go through evolution
knock you guys down, a scientific revolution
you guys are equivalent to vestigial organs
call you guys finches, cuz you guys will be soarin'!
From Bad Attitude, to Face, i'll knock you down
use the HMS Beagle to sail around
behavin' like animals, and i should know
Mr.T ...how should I put this? "I PITY YOU, FOO!"
you "men" are evidence that Darwinism exists
getting rid of you two is at the top of my wish list!

Moonjik
05-11-2012, 04:42 PM
There is a douche named Columbus who pisses everyone off. Not only is he claimed to have reached the Americas before everybody else (which he didn't), he is also stated to have proved that the Earth was round. The funny part is that his followers all revere him as the discoverer of the Americas when he didn't he know he had landed on a new continent! The fact that Earth was a sphere was known over a thousand years before Columbus. He also was shockingly cruel to the natives when he landed and was a terrible governor, destroy him Alan Turing.

BKTurner47
08-17-2012, 08:30 AM
Use Mr. Fantastic.

There's a motherfucking idiot named Timmy Turner. He's just a ten year old with a pink cap and a pink shirt. (His parents wanted a girl.) Everytime someone steps up to him he relies on his fairies, Wanda, Cosmo, and Poof. They grant his every wish, but some can't be granted like death, love, and other stuff. His enemies are as followed: Crocker, his crazy teacher who is obsessed with catching his fairies. Vicky, a babysitter who tortures him with fire, chainsaws, and other dangerous weapons. There's many more. Please dis him.

AHEM!