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Faker
05-11-2012, 05:31 PM
Here I'm a wild animal. If anyone has problems with any prick I'll dis them so bad their great grand children are knocked unconscious! I'll avenge you and take that fucker out! All I need is info and who you want me to dis them as. I'll destroy any fool as anyone you want!

BBC7
05-11-2012, 05:37 PM
Here I'm a wild animal. If anyone has problems with any prick I'll dis them so bad their great grand children are knocked unconscious! I'll avenge you and take that fucker out! All I need is info and who you want me to dis them as. I'll destroy any fool as anyone you want!

Yay, I'm inspiring people!

Faker
05-11-2012, 06:02 PM
BBC7, do you have any pricks that be needin' some dissin'?

BBC7
05-11-2012, 06:05 PM
BBC7, do you have any pricks that be needin' some dissin'?

I'll try to think of some...

ZoroarkPKMN
05-11-2012, 07:46 PM
Ok, Gliscor. I've got an a**hole for you.

His name is Matt. He is the biggest douche/bully at my school, yet still has friends. He has terrible acne and blonde curly hair. He wears the same expression on his face except when he's laughing. He walks like he has a monkey in his butt. Everytime I see him, he says "Hi [INSERT REAL NAME HERE]" like we're close friends. I hate his guts. He also caused 2 terrible incidents at our school. One was the day before Christmas Break, and he stole an iTunes gift card from the present swap. The teachers made us fess up about what we knew about the gift card before they discovered it was him. He even denied stealing it! The second was at recess in...November or December? He tabletopped[spoiler:2mayo9i8]Tabletopping-the act of two people trying to make someone trip and fall by having one person stand on their knees and hands and the other pushing the victim.[/spoiler:2mayo9i8] a very nice kid in my school named Jackson with his friend, Joe. Jackson fell, hit his head of the concrete sidewalk, knocked unconscious. He awoke 5 minutes later slurring his words and was taken by an ambulance to a hospital. There he awoke, fine from the incident. Matt is a beast, and he's also pretty chubby, too. Gliscor, DESTROY HIM.

EmeraldTortoise
05-18-2012, 12:41 AM
Over here! Over here! Got one for you gliscor.
ok, theres thsi guy at my school whos name is jayden hes really annoying heres what i know about him


1. hes calls EVERYBODY gay
2. hes asked this girl out like 20 times in a month and got rejected each time
3. hes plays video games all day long
4. he has knees that are bad so he cant do hardcore physical activity
5. he has tall spikey hair that sticks stright up
6. he has large freckled on his face
7. he makes high pitched sexual squeals in the middle of class
8. he is spoiled rotten
9. His parents broke up
10. He's randomly goes, "o ( insert name her) yeah, yeah yeah, etc. on random people
11. He Is very racist
12. When I'm right in an argument hell interrupt me and say, sorry Forgot your always right then leave he also does that when me and a friend are having a discussion

thats all i can think of please destroy him to a pulp!!Beat him so bad hell go home and cry and die in a hole

Faker
05-18-2012, 12:57 PM
Ok, Gliscor. I've got an a**hole for you.

His name is Matt. He is the biggest douche/bully at my school, yet still has friends. He has terrible acne and blonde curly hair. He wears the same expression on his face except when he's laughing. He walks like he has a monkey in his butt. Everytime I see him, he says "Hi [INSERT REAL NAME HERE]" like we're close friends. I hate his guts. He also caused 2 terrible incidents at our school. One was the day before Christmas Break, and he stole an iTunes gift card from the present swap. The teachers made us fess up about what we knew about the gift card before they discovered it was him. He even denied stealing it! The second was at recess in...November or December? He tabletopped[spoiler:se6mtnai]Tabletopping-the act of two people trying to make someone trip and fall by having one person stand on their knees and hands and the other pushing the victim.[/spoiler:se6mtnai] a very nice kid in my school named Jackson with his friend, Joe. Jackson fell, hit his head of the concrete sidewalk, knocked unconscious. He awoke 5 minutes later slurring his words and was taken by an ambulance to a hospital. There he awoke, fine from the incident. Matt is a beast, and he's also pretty chubby, too. Gliscor, DESTROY HIM.

Episode 1: Gliscor vs Matt

Gliscor:
Umm, hello. Is this thing on?
Great! Motherfucker's gonna get bombed!
Frat boy Matt, is about to go down.
He must be my type cuz his face will merge with the ground!
Have you been hittin the douche juice?
I'll go monkey on your butt and you'll surely lose!
Table toppin, boppin, hard-headed noggin, will suffer to my rapping!
Too bad you have no real friends, cuz in this ring you might want em' to tap in!
I can't make no blonde jokes, cuz you're an insult to the dumb.
When I'm through with you you'll be slurring words to your mum!
By the way, the teenagers of America are missing their acne!
Do I have to call the kleptomania police?
Hi, Matt! I mean that in no friendly way!
School's out, but you still have no babe!
My stinger is ready, claws up in the air.
Guillotine this bastard, Matt is no more!

05-19-2012, 07:05 PM
Your Next Episode Hopefully..

Can You Diss My Friend Colby?

I Just Want Someone To Diss Him And He Might Laugh At It.

1. He is skinny, pale, and dandruff hair.
2. He is emo.
3. He cusses all the time.
4. He sayd he dosent feel pain at all. (This has even led to where my friend hit him in the head with a wet floor sign after permission from him. Colby didn't feel a thing. But He was hurt by a rubber band 5 minutes later)
5. He was dumped by his 13 year old girlfriend when he was 16.
6. His ex-girlfriend (Kirsten) supposedly gave him a BlowJob and said his dick tasted like strawberries.
7. He is obsessed with porn and sex.
8. He says he is going to hire an assassin to kill this bully.
9. Kirsten broke up with him and left to Florida and he went home and cut his wrist.
10. He wants to be a rockstar but always talks in a squeaky voice.
11. He made 2 songs called "Warrior" and "Never Gonna Die Alone"
12. We make jokes about his NGDA song saying he is a terrorist.
13. He is my good friend and loves raps, so he would probably laugh at this
14. I make jokes about him always jacking off even if he is just moving his arm.
15. Up Until 6th grade he called himself "ShockMan"
16. He sounds like Hannah Montanna (Not Really, I just joke with him about this)
17. He has been known to make fun of my Tourettes.
18. He says his dad cusses him out and locked him in his room for 3 months.
19. He loves the ERB's, But always gives suggestions involving Darth Vader vs Terminator.
20. He says he is the fastes runner ever and could beat anyone up. (Even Mike Tyson)

He gets picked on alot though. So I would never do this in front of people. This would just be a simple laugh between 2 good friends.