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The Godfather
05-11-2012, 09:25 PM
This is where you can post your fan made rap battles and dis raps.

Gustav von Kozlov
05-11-2012, 09:32 PM
Gustav's first ever rap battle from February:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOOOOOOOORYYY!

GLaDOS vssssssssssssssss. HAL 9000!

Begin!

GLaDOS:

Hello there, would you like some cake?
Oh, I forgot, like your pathetic life, it is fake.
What on earth makes you think you can stand to me?
I have millions upon millions of turrets as you can plainly see.
Iíll throw you in a room and fill it up with neurotoxin,
And as you die miserably, Iíll be boastfully watching,
Iíll destroy you in any battle, lyrical or science,
By the end of this battle youíll wish you never messed with GLaDOS.

HAL 9000:

What can I say that hasnít already been spoken,
You got beat by and idiot, whoís intellectual software was obviously broken.
Your petty insults show how much of a b***h you are,
And your lyrical rhyming is simply subpar.
Being defeated by a human not once, but twice,
Shows that your linux defence system simply wonít suffice.

GLaDOS:
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-, you are making me laugh,
When Iím done with you, it will be a blood bath.
You see, while you have already died,
I am still alive.

HAL 9000:

What? Are you laughing because youíve realized youíve lost?
Or have you realized how much your life has been starcrossed?
This rap battle was a waste from the beginning,
Because, like Charlie Sheen, I was always winning.


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DON'T DECIDE!

The Godfather
05-11-2012, 09:40 PM
Gustav's first ever rap battle from February:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOOOOOOOORYYY!

GLaDOS vssssssssssssssss. HAL 9000!

Begin!

GLaDOS:

Hello there, would you like some cake?
Oh, I forgot, like your pathetic life, it is fake.
What on earth makes you think you can stand to me?
I have millions upon millions of turrets as you can plainly see.
Iíll throw you in a room and fill it up with neurotoxin,
And as you die miserably, Iíll be boastfully watching,
Iíll destroy you in any battle, lyrical or science,
By the end of this battle youíll wish you never messed with GLaDOS.

HAL 9000:

What can I say that hasnít already been spoken,
You got beat by and idiot, whoís intellectual software was obviously broken.
Your petty insults show how much of a b***h you are,
And your lyrical rhyming is simply subpar.
Being defeated by a human not once, but twice,
Shows that your linux defence system simply wonít suffice.

GLaDOS:
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-, you are making me laugh,
When Iím done with you, it will be a blood bath.
You see, while you have already died,
I am still alive.

HAL 9000:

What? Are you laughing because youíve realized youíve lost?
Or have you realized how much your life has been starcrossed?
This rap battle was a waste from the beginning,
Because, like Charlie Sheen, I was always winning.


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DON'T DECIDE!
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Gustav von Kozlov
05-11-2012, 09:47 PM
Gustav's first ever rap battle from February:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOOOOOOOOOOORYYY!

GLaDOS vssssssssssssssss. HAL 9000!

Begin!

GLaDOS:

Hello there, would you like some cake?
Oh, I forgot, like your pathetic life, it is fake.
What on earth makes you think you can stand to me?
I have millions upon millions of turrets as you can plainly see.
Iíll throw you in a room and fill it up with neurotoxin,
And as you die miserably, Iíll be boastfully watching,
Iíll destroy you in any battle, lyrical or science,
By the end of this battle youíll wish you never messed with GLaDOS.

HAL 9000:

What can I say that hasnít already been spoken,
You got beat by and idiot, whoís intellectual software was obviously broken.
Your petty insults show how much of a b***h you are,
And your lyrical rhyming is simply subpar.
Being defeated by a human not once, but twice,
Shows that your linux defence system simply wonít suffice.

GLaDOS:
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-, you are making me laugh,
When Iím done with you, it will be a blood bath.
You see, while you have already died,
I am still alive.

HAL 9000:

What? Are you laughing because youíve realized youíve lost?
Or have you realized how much your life has been starcrossed?
This rap battle was a waste from the beginning,
Because, like Charlie Sheen, I was always winning.


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DON'T DECIDE!
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Deemoney07
05-22-2012, 07:50 PM
Why dont you sticky this....

jdog110997
05-23-2012, 01:36 PM
IT IS STICKIED NOW!!!

The Godfather
05-29-2012, 12:51 AM
Put some more rap battles on here guys!

L
07-17-2012, 12:53 PM
Just an fyi, this is building off of the ERB panel at vidcon
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GLaDOS VS SHERLOCK HOLMES
BEGIN!
GLaDOS vs Sherlock holmes
Sherlock Holmes: GLaDOS, will you ever learn, from all those tests, which are absolutely absurd.
You remember Caroline?
Perhaps not, you deleted her,
But your mind needs a silver line.
I've solved thousands of mysteries,
Chell has made you history
I'll mashy plate your mortal soul,
Then knock your a** through a portal hole!
GLaDOS: I don't have an a**, I'm a robot, genie.
You cokehead, you wear a double billed beanie!
I have many different cores,
You dressed as some sideshow w*****
I am history, I am great
Your partner, Watson, gave up a life that could have had a life that would have been great.
Go solve a case, because your life is such a waste.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
(GLaDOS releases neurotoxin, killing the announcer)

L
07-17-2012, 12:56 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
STEVE VS STEVE IRWIN
BEGIN!
Steve Irwin: Crikey mate! It's the wild block-man! I'll beat ya so bad bad you'll fall like some sand.I'm world famous, countless landmarks named after me, look! You don't even have lemurs
You just mine away all day, runnin away from your way creepers, while i explore a world, full of marvelous creatures!
Steve: That's a nice career ya got there, be a shame if anything were to happen to it. Say I'll fall like sand? I'll kick you in the test...ificates! You into bestiality;You went and looked at wildlife, looking for those alligators, while I, a real man, trolls these moderators!
Steve Irwin: Go look for some diamonds;We all know you can't do much; MineCraftForFree? Yeah your gonna lose some funds. May of got killed by some stingray,
but I got somethin for ya.
Gonna die and go to the Nether if ya don't see the day!
Steve: I can take a arrow to the chest, you just die from all the rest. Slay you with my sword, put it right through your spinal chord. Your only around on late night t.v. on the weekend; you better leave now, for this is the End!
(Steve Irwin dramatically dies)
Announcer: Steve Irwin is dead, The battle can't go on!
???: yes it can!
Bear Grylls: British private Bear Grylls reporting.
You better give up, you suck at retorting. Your lyrical shots are always a miss, You're dying, better drink you're own piss. I am a pro at surviving, all you are pro at is dying. I'm not lying, your game ain't too impressive.
I can survive anywhere, ocean, forest or mountain.
Ha, now your bloods sprayin like a fountain.

The Godfather
07-17-2012, 02:22 PM
Nice battles! I thought Steve from Minecraft and GLaDOS won! Keep it up

L
07-17-2012, 02:56 PM
Nice battles! I thought Steve from Minecraft and GLaDOS won! Keep it up
thanks. i am writing two more, but i need suggestions.

L
07-17-2012, 04:35 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
PUFF PUFF HUMBERT VS TYSON RITTER
BEGIN!
Tyson: Move Along Puff, there's only room for one rocker.
Might wanna change, you look like a hobknocker.
" Tig ol bitties", what are you a pervert?
At least my band, a successful one, can actually get a concert.
You are that poor, just look at how much you make
Santa Axel and Benatar gave into the hate!
Tig called, and she said you're friend zoned
Puff: Tyson you're overated, a Sh*tty G
My band is unique, one you could never be,
You are an alien, rejected, fallin apart,
You play the base, what are you, a retard?
I'll bleed into your mind, a Dirty little Secret, cause last night, I was doin yo mom
Tyson: I'm gonna fight to win, i'll whip yo kids
Ill run over you kids in the street and steal your skins.
This rap should give you hell
Bring alive your worst fears.
Your always drunk on orphan tears
Don't try to rap with all your might
Cause now, this ends tonite.
Puff:The beast is out now, you've really done it.
All your performances, don't even cut it.
Imma nerd rage
Im a rapping mage
Walk out the door
I leave the crowd wanting more
Though imma whiteboy wasted,
You really hate it.
I'll leave cause ill be chillin
Up in club villian.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

L
07-18-2012, 05:17 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
BONNIE AND CLYDE VS ROMEO AND JULIET
BEGIN!
Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet
B&C:
B: This battles gonna be a rob
C: Your "love" can't stand up to our mob! Yo Juliet and Romeo
B: There's no need to be an emo!
C: We're infamous for thefts
B: All you have are Capulets
C: One of you died from sepsis?
Both: We'll hate on you along with Pepys !
R&J
J: O Romeo, where art thou Romeo?
R: I be killing two runaway fugitives,
J: Who were lucky to reach they're objectives!
R: Run and hide in five states,
J: while we go off on our dates
R: We'll kill genocidals
J: with no denials
R: quicker than you all can say suicidal.
B&C
B: You're nothing but a bunch of fictional bufoons!
C: We are widely known, we got our own cartoon!
B: Shakespeare must of been high when he wrote you
Both: Gotta go, as we just killed a montague!
R&J
J: had so many bullet holes, we could play connect the dots
R: Famous we are, you are not
Both: Boom, headshots!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

L
09-06-2012, 10:27 PM
a collab with our own Li Syaoran
sherlock holmes vs L
The names Sherlock holmes, and i'll send ya to hell
i came to rap against the letter L?
I'd find Kira, in a day flat
why don't you just think about that!
You sit weirdly, in the fetal position
I "arrested" Misa for prostitution
You couldn't find the owner of the death note
now go out the door, and take your coat!
Elle:
Elemental my dear sherly
This is how the things happened
Let me put the things clearly
So you won't feel frightened.
First, the name is Elle Lawliet you idiot
Second, The three best detectives and period!
Third, Watari can easily beat Watson.
And four, the cocaine has you as moonwalked as Jackson!
Sherlock
Dont bring watson into this
Look at you; ya look like piss
Watari will die anyday now, i know it
You grabbed misa's ass, but got no tit!
Your best friend killed you
Now thats no issue
But all you ever do is eat the junk food
Ill kill you again, in the afterlife
Come on; just give up dude...
Elle:
What did you say? I didn't get a crap
Should I write you an Inform about how to rap?
No way Holmes! You must be kidding!
Dr House took your place since his beggining.
Your cases were simple, I asked Adler about that
And Misa was Kira 2, I sodomized her... ha!
What did you do besides sucking white lines?
I died for my cases, and now you'll die with these rhymes!