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Spars
05-12-2012, 07:42 PM
Need someone for me to diss? I'll do it here,


Episode 1 Colby:

[spoiler:1zlm69pz]Man you got dandruff and you cuss?
Parents are slipping these days not giving two fucks!
I also hear your emo, I'll refer to line 2
You were also dumped by your girlfriend who was too young for you
Got a blowjob and dont feel pain,
That wont happen for you until "Dick Tastes Like Strawberries Day"
Your obsessed with porn and sex, thats fine
I bet you have obsessions about 69
You need an assassin and a new hobby
So when your 13 year old girlfriend dumps you, you wont cut yourself Colby!
You need to stop squeaking to be a true "Warrior"
That way your "Never Gonna Die Alone" thinking your inferior
"Your A Terrorist" Just Kidding, Dont Get Stabbed!
Once you look at this rap you'll get a good laugh
You move your arm, which means your jacking off
Shockman! Compared to Mike Tyson Your Not That Tough
Your Not A Fast Runner! And you make fun of Tourettes!
Your skinny and pale, you get picked on I bet.
Did your dad lock you in your room for 3 months?
Darth Vader vs Terminator is a bad idea you dumb f**k![/spoiler:1zlm69pz]

Episdoe 2: Alena

[spoiler:1zlm69pz][spoiler:1zlm69pz]Spartica is making a new rap battle when Spanish Fyre approaches him.....

Dis Alena Hernandez For Those Who Don't Know Her,
She Cheated On My Friend WIth 4 Other Guys
Is A Total Whore If Youy Even Remotely Look DECENT She'll Try To f**k You
She Is A Low Life Who Steals
She Had Chlamydia A Week Ago
She Tryed To Make Me Smell Clorophorm On Her Rag
And She Used To Be Into Hardcore Drugs Now She's A Full On Tweeker

Grrrrrr......stupid whore! *Punches Agent* Let's start this![/spoiler:1zlm69pz]

Alena? Thats a knock off of Alana!
Cheating on people with 4 guys! Im surprised your not a momma!
Whatsup with you and fuking?
I bet you also prefer the activity of sucking!
You steal? Come on girl,I used to be there.
But being low isnt fun,but you really dont care!
You had chlamydia a week ago,proves my whore point,
Sooner or later,you'll be smoking on that jount
Tried to put spanish to sleep with a rag
Now thats not cool,dont be such a drag
Used to all the drugs now your a tweeker
Why doesnt that surprise me? You just got dissed by a singer![/spoiler:1zlm69pz]

Episode 3: Franklin

[spoiler:1zlm69pz]Introduction:

[spoiler:1zlm69pz]Spartica is bored browsing ERBoH.com when "1 New Message" pops up.
"From,ERBFan2875,hm? It's a dis rap request! I need to get angry for this fag!"
*Spartica then finds out SuperRapz is plotting against him in the game of TDF*
"GRRRRRRRR. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"[/spoiler:1zlm69pz]

Info:

[spoiler:1zlm69pz]There's this kid at my old school named Franklin and he made my life there a living hell. He would annoy me and diss me nonstop. Some of his signature annoyances were (1) constantly saying "You mad, bro?" and then getting other people to do so, and (2) calling me Thomas the Tank Engine. And on top of that he acted like I was his best friend which I obviously wasn't.

Here's some more info that I didn't have enough characters to tell EpicLLOYD: He was OBSESSED with his hair. He would flip it all the time, and sometimes he did it just to annoy me. My old school is called Harding Academy.[/spoiler:1zlm69pz]

Diss:

[spoiler:1zlm69pz]It's Time for the return diss
WHAT? You didn't know this?!
You diss poor ERBFan all the time
But guess what? Karma's a bitch mime
It's coming back to diss you for flipping your hair
I bet your getting "harding" with the way you stare
Looking at me like I give a fuck?
Your surely no Benjamin Franklin,cuz' your out of luck
U MAD BRO? Is what you like to say
But y'know that phrase is REALLY gay!
Thomas the Tank Engine? What kind of name is that?
Is it your way of feeling good? Then your just a rat's ass!
ERBFan isn't your best friend so just give up!
To be honest,he doesn't even give a FUCK![/spoiler:1zlm69pz][/spoiler:1zlm69pz]

Spars
05-20-2012, 09:16 PM
Anyone?

05-21-2012, 10:13 AM
Can You Diss My Friend Colby?

I Just Want Someone To Diss Him And He Might Laugh At It.

1. He is skinny, pale, and dandruff hair.
2. He is emo.
3. He cusses all the time.
4. He sayd he dosent feel pain at all. (This has even led to where my friend hit him in the head with a wet floor sign after permission from him. Colby didn't feel a thing. But He was hurt by a rubber band 5 minutes later)
5. He was dumped by his 13 year old girlfriend when he was 16.
6. His ex-girlfriend (Kirsten) supposedly gave him a BlowJob and said his dick tasted like strawberries.
7. He is obsessed with porn and sex.
8. He says he is going to hire an assassin to kill this bully.
9. Kirsten broke up with him and left to Florida and he went home and cut his wrist.
10. He wants to be a rockstar but always talks in a squeaky voice.
11. He made 2 songs called "Warrior" and "Never Gonna Die Alone"
12. We make jokes about his NGDA song saying he is a terrorist.
13. He is my good friend and loves raps, so he would probably laugh at this
14. I make jokes about him always jacking off even if he is just moving his arm.
15. Up Until 6th grade he called himself "ShockMan"
16. He sounds like Hannah Montanna (Not Really, I just joke with him about this)
17. He has been known to make fun of my Tourettes.
18. He says his dad cusses him out and locked him in his room for 3 months.
19. He loves the ERB's, But always gives suggestions involving Darth Vader vs Terminator.
20. He says he is the fastes runner ever and could beat anyone up. (Even Mike Tyson)

He gets picked on alot though. So I would never do this in front of people. This would just be a simple laugh between 2 good friends.

Spars
05-21-2012, 04:37 PM
Ok I'll do it

Spars
05-30-2012, 02:43 PM
*Spartica is sipping his coffe when he gets a letter which is a long list....*


Can You Diss My Friend Colby?

I Just Want Someone To Diss Him And He Might Laugh At It.

1. He is skinny, pale, and dandruff hair.
2. He is emo.
3. He cusses all the time.
4. He sayd he dosent feel pain at all. (This has even led to where my friend hit him in the head with a wet floor sign after permission from him. Colby didn't feel a thing. But He was hurt by a rubber band 5 minutes later)
5. He was dumped by his 13 year old girlfriend when he was 16.
6. His ex-girlfriend (Kirsten) supposedly gave him a BlowJob and said his dick tasted like strawberries.
7. He is obsessed with porn and sex.
8. He says he is going to hire an assassin to kill this bully.
9. Kirsten broke up with him and left to Florida and he went home and cut his wrist.
10. He wants to be a rockstar but always talks in a squeaky voice.
11. He made 2 songs called "Warrior" and "Never Gonna Die Alone"
12. We make jokes about his NGDA song saying he is a terrorist.
13. He is my good friend and loves raps, so he would probably laugh at this
14. I make jokes about him always jacking off even if he is just moving his arm.
15. Up Until 6th grade he called himself "ShockMan"
16. He sounds like Hannah Montanna (Not Really, I just joke with him about this)
17. He has been known to make fun of my Tourettes.
18. He says his dad cusses him out and locked him in his room for 3 months.
19. He loves the ERB's, But always gives suggestions involving Darth Vader vs Terminator.
20. He says he is the fastes runner ever and could beat anyone up. (Even Mike Tyson)

He gets picked on alot though. So I would never do this in front of people. This would just be a simple laugh between 2 good friends.

*OK,Sounds fun!*

Man you got dandruff and you cuss?
Parents are slipping these days not giving two fucks!
I also hear your emo, I'll refer to line 2
You were also dumped by your girlfriend who was too young for you
Got a blowjob and dont feel pain,
That wont happen for you until "Dick Tastes Like Strawberries Day"
Your obsessed with porn and sex, thats fine
I bet you have obsessions about 69
You need an assassin and a new hobby
So when your 13 year old girlfriend dumps you, you wont cut yourself Colby!
You need to stop squeaking to be a true "Warrior"
That way your "Never Gonna Die Alone" thinking your inferior
"Your A Terrorist" Just Kidding, Dont Get Stabbed!
Once you look at this rap you'll get a good laugh
You move your arm, which means your jacking off
Shockman! Compared to Mike Tyson Your Not That Tough
Your Not A Fast Runner! And you make fun of Tourettes!
Your skinny and pale, you get picked on I bet.
Did your dad lock you in your room for 3 months?
Darth Vader vs Terminator is a bad idea you dumb fuck!

(It wasmy first,I tried to include every bit of info you gave me, and if you dont get some of the references ask me and Ill tell you,)

YellowNerd
06-01-2012, 03:47 AM
That was awesome

Spars
06-01-2012, 07:29 AM
Thanks. Got A Dick For Me To Diss?

Equinox
06-03-2012, 01:30 PM
Dis Alena Hernandez For Those Who Don't Know Her,
She Cheated On My Friend WIth 4 Other Guys
Is A Total Whore If Youy Even Remotely Look DECENT She'll Try To f**k You
She Is A Low Life Who Steals
She Had Chlamydia A Week Ago
She Tryed To Make Me Smell Clorophorm On Her Rag
And She Used To Be Into Hardcore Drugs Now She's A Full On Tweeker

Spars
06-06-2012, 07:56 PM
Dis Alena Hernandez For Those Who Don't Know Her,
She Cheated On My Friend WIth 4 Other Guys
Is A Total Whore If Youy Even Remotely Look DECENT She'll Try To f**k You
She Is A Low Life Who Steals
She Had Chlamydia A Week Ago
She Tryed To Make Me Smell Clorophorm On Her Rag
And She Used To Be Into Hardcore Drugs Now She's A Full On Tweeker

[spoiler:dug3fd04]Spartica is making a new rap battle when Spanish Fyre approaches him.....

Dis Alena Hernandez For Those Who Don't Know Her,
She Cheated On My Friend WIth 4 Other Guys
Is A Total Whore If Youy Even Remotely Look DECENT She'll Try To f**k You
She Is A Low Life Who Steals
She Had Chlamydia A Week Ago
She Tryed To Make Me Smell Clorophorm On Her Rag
And She Used To Be Into Hardcore Drugs Now She's A Full On Tweeker

Grrrrrr......stupid whore! *Punches Agent* Let's start this![/spoiler:dug3fd04]

Alena? Thats a knock off of Alana!
Cheating on people with 4 guys! Im surprised your not a momma!
Whatsup with you and fuking?
I bet you also prefer the activity of sucking!
You steal? Come on girl,I used to be there.
But being low isnt fun,but you really dont care!
You had chlamydia a week ago,proves my whore point,
Sooner or later,you'll be smoking on that jount
Tried to put spanish to sleep with a rag
Now thats not cool,dont be such a drag
Used to all the drugs now your a tweeker
Why doesnt that surprise me? You just got dissed by a singer!

06-15-2012, 08:48 AM
Diss Franklin! Please! Go to "Dis Rap Request: Franklin" for info.

Spars
06-30-2012, 04:45 PM
Introduction:

[spoiler:1vbr91mg]Spartica is bored browsing ERBoH.com when "1 New Message" pops up.
"From,ERBFan2875,hm? It's a dis rap request! I need to get angry for this fag!"
*Spartica then finds out SuperRapz is plotting against him in the game of TDF*
"GRRRRRRRR. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"[/spoiler:1vbr91mg]

Info:

[spoiler:1vbr91mg]There's this kid at my old school named Franklin and he made my life there a living hell. He would annoy me and diss me nonstop. Some of his signature annoyances were (1) constantly saying "You mad, bro?" and then getting other people to do so, and (2) calling me Thomas the Tank Engine. And on top of that he acted like I was his best friend which I obviously wasn't.

Here's some more info that I didn't have enough characters to tell EpicLLOYD: He was OBSESSED with his hair. He would flip it all the time, and sometimes he did it just to annoy me. My old school is called Harding Academy.[/spoiler:1vbr91mg]

Diss:

[spoiler:1vbr91mg]It's Time for the return diss
WHAT? You didn't know this?!
You diss poor ERBFan all the time
But guess what? Karma's a bitch mime
It's coming back to diss you for flipping your hair
I bet your getting "harding" with the way you stare
Looking at me like I give a fuck?
Your surely no Benjamin Franklin,cuz' your out of luck
U MAD BRO? Is what you like to say
But y'know that phrase is REALLY gay!
Thomas the Tank Engine? What kind of name is that?
Is it your way of feeling good? Then your just a rat's ass!
ERBFan isn't your best friend so just give up!
To be honest,he doesn't even give a FUCK![/spoiler:1vbr91mg]

06-30-2012, 04:46 PM
Try dissing me if u do that.

Spars
06-30-2012, 05:02 PM
Sure.

06-30-2012, 08:07 PM
Will this be uploaded tonight?

Rocket
06-30-2012, 08:08 PM
Diss Humans.
Which mean he can't diss me, I'm a Shellos.

Spars
06-30-2012, 08:11 PM
Tomorrow,SBS.

Roy49
06-30-2012, 10:05 PM
This is pretty awesome. I might submit a person for you to diss. He's a person I REALLY DON'T LIKE in real life. Tommorow, I will submit him. Anyway, I can't wait for you to squash him like a bug.

Spars
06-30-2012, 10:16 PM
I can't wait to squish him either :D

Roy49
07-01-2012, 10:11 AM
His name is Lebron.
He is a complete egotist whom likes to put other down to make himself feel better about himself.
He likes mocking people for their "flaws" (being fat, being stupid, smelling), even to people who don't have said "flaws" (he likes to call one person an "idiot" even though he said an class average of 97 and is WAY smarter than him).
He also likes to hang out with a bunch of girls that are just as mean.
They all like to come to my class table (even though, they aren't in my class) and do things (like abusing each other or throwing food around) that causes MY CLASS to get in trouble for something they did.
Also, when it is gym period, Lebron would like to throw basketballs at the other student's heads (he almost got me a black-eye, once).

I want you to squish him like a cockroach with a good Dis Rap, Spartica.

07-01-2012, 11:02 AM
Introduction:

[spoiler:1qo0au81]Spartica is bored browsing ERBoH.com when "1 New Message" pops up.
"From,ERBFan2875,hm? It's a dis rap request! I need to get angry for this fag!"
*Spartica then finds out SuperRapz is plotting against him in the game of TDF*
"GRRRRRRRR. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?"[/spoiler:1qo0au81]

Info:

[spoiler:1qo0au81]There's this kid at my old school named Franklin and he made my life there a living hell. He would annoy me and diss me nonstop. Some of his signature annoyances were (1) constantly saying "You mad, bro?" and then getting other people to do so, and (2) calling me Thomas the Tank Engine. And on top of that he acted like I was his best friend which I obviously wasn't.

Here's some more info that I didn't have enough characters to tell EpicLLOYD: He was OBSESSED with his hair. He would flip it all the time, and sometimes he did it just to annoy me. My old school is called Harding Academy.[/spoiler:1qo0au81]

Diss:

[spoiler:1qo0au81]It's Time for the return diss
WHAT? You didn't know this?!
You diss poor ERBFan all the time
But guess what? Karma's a b***h mime
It's coming back to diss you for flipping your hair
I bet your getting "harding" with the way you stare
Looking at me like I give a f**k?
Your surely no Benjamin Franklin,cuz' your out of luck
U MAD BRO? Is what you like to say
But y'know that phrase is REALLY gay!
Thomas the Tank Engine? What kind of name is that?
Is it your way of feeling good? Then your just a rat's ass!
ERBFan isn't your best friend so just give up!
To be honest,he doesn't even give a f**k![/spoiler:1qo0au81]

Thanks!

07-13-2012, 07:45 PM
Tomorrow,SBS.


Riiiighttt.

Spars
07-13-2012, 07:53 PM
Tomorrow,SBS.

Roy49
07-13-2012, 10:58 PM
What about my Diss Rap suggestion?

07-13-2012, 11:00 PM
What about my Diss Rap suggestion?


I suggested that over 2 weeks ago.

Roy49
07-13-2012, 11:02 PM
What about my Diss Rap suggestion?


I suggested that over 2 weeks ago.

Me, too.

Spars
07-13-2012, 11:04 PM
Tomorrow,Roy. I just lost my inspiration to do these. I don't feel that I'm good at these. I think I suck at them.

07-13-2012, 11:09 PM
You're DR4h are good dude. Much better than mine.

Spars
07-13-2012, 11:17 PM
You made me laugh a little inside. My DR4H will never be as good as yours.

07-13-2012, 11:18 PM
Dude my DR4H suck.

Spars
07-13-2012, 11:22 PM
No they dont.

07-13-2012, 11:27 PM
yyyyeeeaaa they do.

Spars
07-15-2012, 03:40 PM
Episode 4: SaneButStrange

Intro:

[spoiler:33vwosnj]*Spartica is playing Pokemon When..*

"DAMNIT! Whitney your Miltank is fucking stupid! I hate it,I hate it,I hate it!"
*Turns game off then back on"
"Good thing I saved it before I fought you bitch!"
*Fights Whitney*
"GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID FUCKING MILTANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Spartica destroys his DSi with a hammer....he then pisses all over it*
"NOW IM ANGRY!!!!!!!"[/spoiler:33vwosnj]

Info:

[spoiler:33vwosnj]Can you just diss me?
-SBS[/spoiler:33vwosnj]

DR4H:

[spoiler:33vwosnj]Check 1,2
Spartica here to lyrically destroy you!
SBS? CHEDDAR? FluFfee? What the fuck should I call ya'?
How about "My Bitch" because that really fits ya'
You change groups so much to,whats going on in your head?
If I caught you on the street,I'd fill you full of lead
TRANSLATION: I'll murder you brutally
I thought I should tell you,you sit there stupidly
You told me you had Tourettes,I'm not going to make fun of that
Because I'm not an asshole,like you and I'm not fat
I don't know that much about you,so I'm going to end it here
No more bullies,Now I'm YOUR FEAR!![/spoiler:33vwosnj]

07-15-2012, 03:41 PM
lol

Spars
07-15-2012, 03:55 PM
lol what?

Roy49
07-15-2012, 04:23 PM
I can't wait for you to do my suggestion next. I've been waiting for a while, and I JUST CAN WAIT FOR YOU TO SQUASH HIM LIKE A COCKAROACH!

Spars
07-15-2012, 04:25 PM
How did you like the intro Roy?

Roy49
07-15-2012, 04:29 PM
How did you like the intro Roy?

It was hilarious. I always save before a gym just in cause I don't do well in it. I understand how you feel, I got the exact same reaction when fighting Tate & Liza in Pokemon Emerald. It took me over 10 tries to beat them. I had to catch a Carvanha (whom evolved into a Sharpedo) and train my other pokemon, in order to BARELY defeat those twin a****les.

Spars
07-15-2012, 04:33 PM
I actually beat Whitney on my first try,but it took forever for her Miltank to die. I just figured I'd make it funnier :lol:

Roy49
07-15-2012, 04:35 PM
I actually beat Whitney on my first try,but it took forever for her Miltank to die. I just figured I'd make it funnier :lol:

When will my battle be posted? I know you are PRETTY BUSY (with the Fan-Made Battles, The Reviews, The Pokemon Battles Reviews, and this... you are packed) I was just wondering... I've been waiting AWHILE.

Spars
07-15-2012, 04:40 PM
I'll do it today,just for you! XD And,I'm glad I took a little break with the FMRB. I NEED it. And,also,don't forget,I host a game show to,"Survivor: Forum Edition".

Roy49
07-15-2012, 04:42 PM
I'll do it today,just for you! XD And,I'm glad I took a little break with the FMRB. I NEED it. And,also,don't forget,I host a game show to,"Survivor: Forum Edition".

Thanks, man. :D SQUISH HIM! :explode:

Spars
07-15-2012, 04:44 PM
I will! :toilet:

Spars
07-16-2012, 02:16 AM
Episode 5: LeBron

Intro:

[spoiler:1jryixy1]*Spartica is taking a shit when..*
S4R: "Mom! We're out of toilet paper! I need to wipe my ass!
Mom: I didn't get any from the store,I forgot!
S4R: "Erm...can I use your dress?"
Mom: "WHAT? No,of course not!
S4R: *laughs* "Hehe,to late...."
Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOO,I will kill you when you get out of there!
S4R: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DONT KILL ME MOMMY! PLEASE MOMMY NO!
Mom: "Yeah,your dead to me!
*Spartica throws a fit..and falls in the toilet*
S4R: "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/spoiler:1jryixy1]

Info:

[spoiler:1jryixy1]His name is Lebron.
He is a complete egotist whom likes to put other down to make himself feel better about himself.
He likes mocking people for their "flaws" (being fat, being stupid, smelling), even to people who don't have said "flaws" (he likes to call one person an "idiot" even though he said an class average of 97 and is WAY smarter than him).
He also likes to hang out with a bunch of girls that are just as mean.
They all like to come to my class table (even though, they aren't in my class) and do things (like abusing each other or throwing food around) that causes MY CLASS to get in trouble for something they did.
Also, when it is gym period, Lebron would like to throw basketballs at the other student's heads (he almost got me a black-eye, once).

I want you to squish him like a cockroach with a good Dis Rap, Spartica.[/spoiler:1jryixy1]

DR4H:

[spoiler:1jryixy1]Your names LeBron,but your no Lebron James
By the way you sound,they should call you LeBron Shame
How about instead of throwing basketball's you play nice
Or else,I'll have to throw my army knives
Take your girls and take them away from Roy
Are they inflatable? Just your pleasure toy?
How about I make fun of you for your 'flaws" bitch?
I'll take your dead body,then throw it in a ditch
I'll down you to make myself feel better
That's your take on life,dont do that to her
I'm done dissing this bitch for Roy
And,I'll add a little note,you better aploigize to him boy![/spoiler:1jryixy1]

07-16-2012, 02:20 AM
Episode 5: LeBron

Intro:

[spoiler:2v71uhes]*Spartica is taking a shit when..*
S4R: "Mom! We're out of toilet paper! I need to wipe my ass!
Mom: I didn't get any from the store,I forgot!
S4R: "Erm...can I use your dress?"
Mom: "WHAT? No,of course not!
S4R: *laughs* "Hehe,to late...."
Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOO,I will kill you when you get out of there!
S4R: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DONT KILL ME MOMMY! PLEASE MOMMY NO!
Mom: "Yeah,your dead to me!
*Spartica throws a fit..and falls in the toilet*
S4R: "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/spoiler:2v71uhes]

Info:

[spoiler:2v71uhes]His name is Lebron.
He is a complete egotist whom likes to put other down to make himself feel better about himself.
He likes mocking people for their "flaws" (being fat, being stupid, smelling), even to people who don't have said "flaws" (he likes to call one person an "idiot" even though he said an class average of 97 and is WAY smarter than him).
He also likes to hang out with a bunch of girls that are just as mean.
They all like to come to my class table (even though, they aren't in my class) and do things (like abusing each other or throwing food around) that causes MY CLASS to get in trouble for something they did.
Also, when it is gym period, Lebron would like to throw basketballs at the other student's heads (he almost got me a black-eye, once).

I want you to squish him like a cockroach with a good Dis Rap, Spartica.[/spoiler:2v71uhes]

DR4H:

[spoiler:2v71uhes]Your names LeBron,but your no Lebron James
By the way you sound,they should call you LeBron Shame
How about instead of throwing basketball's you play nice
Or else,I'll have to throw my army knives
Take your girls and take them away from Roy
Are they inflatable? Just your pleasure toy?
How about I make fun of you for your 'flaws" bitch?
I'll take your dead body,then throw it in a ditch
I'll down you to make myself feel better
That's your take on life,dont do that to her
I'm done dissing this bitch for Roy
And,I'll add a little note,you better aploigize to him boy![/spoiler:2v71uhes]


EPIC! You make the best fucking stories dude.

Spars
07-16-2012, 02:29 AM
Lol :drinking: If you liked this story you'll like what I have in the next one!

Roy49
07-16-2012, 09:29 AM
Episode 5: LeBron

Intro:

[spoiler:1ies9ubn]*Spartica is taking a shit when..*
S4R: "Mom! We're out of toilet paper! I need to wipe my ass!
Mom: I didn't get any from the store,I forgot!
S4R: "Erm...can I use your dress?"
Mom: "WHAT? No,of course not!
S4R: *laughs* "Hehe,to late...."
Mom: "NOOOOOOOOOO,I will kill you when you get out of there!
S4R: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DONT KILL ME MOMMY! PLEASE MOMMY NO!
Mom: "Yeah,your dead to me!
*Spartica throws a fit..and falls in the toilet*
S4R: "GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/spoiler:1ies9ubn]

Info:

[spoiler:1ies9ubn]His name is Lebron.
He is a complete egotist whom likes to put other down to make himself feel better about himself.
He likes mocking people for their "flaws" (being fat, being stupid, smelling), even to people who don't have said "flaws" (he likes to call one person an "idiot" even though he said an class average of 97 and is WAY smarter than him).
He also likes to hang out with a bunch of girls that are just as mean.
They all like to come to my class table (even though, they aren't in my class) and do things (like abusing each other or throwing food around) that causes MY CLASS to get in trouble for something they did.
Also, when it is gym period, Lebron would like to throw basketballs at the other student's heads (he almost got me a black-eye, once).

I want you to squish him like a cockroach with a good Dis Rap, Spartica.[/spoiler:1ies9ubn]

DR4H:

[spoiler:1ies9ubn]Your names LeBron,but your no Lebron James
By the way you sound,they should call you LeBron Shame
How about instead of throwing basketball's you play nice
Or else,I'll have to throw my army knives
Take your girls and take them away from Roy
Are they inflatable? Just your pleasure toy?
How about I make fun of you for your 'flaws" b***h?
I'll take your dead body,then throw it in a ditch
I'll down you to make myself feel better
That's your take on life,dont do that to her
I'm done dissing this b***h for Roy
And,I'll add a little note,you better aploigize to him boy![/spoiler:1ies9ubn]

Thank you! That dis rap was epic. I admit I was kind of grossed out at the intro but still I REALLY liked this dis rap. Thanks for doing this man! :D

Spars
07-25-2012, 08:57 PM
Anyone? I have been working on an EPIC dis rap that was PM'd to me..its a surprise!

07-25-2012, 09:03 PM
Diss Scatman

Spars
07-25-2012, 09:07 PM
For Episode 7 I will. Episode 6 is going to be epic! Im going to diss someone almost all of know. Well,know OF him! Hint..?
D_ _ G _ N _ _ E's S_ _ O _ E _

07-25-2012, 09:11 PM
For Episode 7 I will. Episode 6 is going to be epic! Im going to diss someone almost all of know. Well,know OF him! Hint..?
D_ _ G _ N _ _ E's S_ _ O _ E _


One more hint?

Spars
07-25-2012, 09:17 PM
The first word is a forumer's name,and the second word is a title. The person Im dissing is NOT the forumer. Im dissing someone who did something to forumer or something. This is NOT it..but heres an example (SaneButStrange's Teacher)..thats not even close to it,but you get the point.

07-25-2012, 09:20 PM
Dragonit'es shooter.

Uprising
07-25-2012, 09:25 PM
Dragonite's shooter.
I was about to say that as I was reading this...you beat me.

Spars
07-25-2012, 09:26 PM
*Nods.* Ive been listening to Lloyd's DRFH over and over again to get a hang of the DR4H flows. I think this will be EPIC! This will be the TRUE start of my DR4H! I think all my others werent very good...as a matter of fact they werent good at all. But,now,Ive got the hang of this I think. Shooter,prepare to be destroyed!

07-25-2012, 09:26 PM
Aw Shucks.

Spars
07-25-2012, 09:41 PM
Its almost done to..and the intro IS NOT going to be funny. Its going to be a serious intro..this dis rap means alot to me because Dragonite is like my big bro. So,dont expect a funny intro.

Roy49
07-25-2012, 09:48 PM
I can't wait to see it, Spartica.

Spars
07-25-2012, 10:09 PM
Episode 6: Nate's Shooter

The Beat:
[spoiler:24glbhat]Use the DRFH 5 Beat Please[/spoiler:24glbhat]
The Story:
[spoiler:24glbhat]Castiel: Nate was shot today.
Spartica: Seriously,man? That dude who shot him deserves to die
Gliscor: You should dis rap him!
Spartica: Good Idea![/spoiler:24glbhat]
The DR4H:
[spoiler:24glbhat]Spartica back here, here to diss a coward,
Just thinking about what you did,just makes my mouth sour
Man, what was your name? You bring to much shame and man your really lame!
When it comes to playing life,you got no game!
I shouldnt even call you a man, taking little girls,
Whenever I Hear your story, I just wanna hurl
A man, scratch that, a disgrace like you
Doesnt deserve to live, and man thats true
Nate's the hero here, you are nothing but shit!
Better get ready, cuz' your ass is 'bout to get lit!
Stop taking little girls with a gun up to their head,
You dont even deserve jail, you deserve to be dead!
I speak the truth, hence the "4Real"
Now I'll spartan kick your ass back, straight to HELL
Thats where you belong, nothing else takes shit like this guy
Except the toilet, but Id rather see you die!
You almost killed my big bro, which wouldve brought lots of trouble,
This is Dis Rap Number 6, my skill just got triple doubled![/spoiler:24glbhat]

L
07-25-2012, 10:19 PM
Can you dis rap a youtuber by the name of IntelligentCODFanboy
He comments on every single gamingvideo praising call of duty, saying its the best game ever. He even went as far as making a video, and then to piss everyone off, he posted pictures of glitches. thing is, those are all from betas. he even went as far as saying a Call of duty character should have been in epic rap battles of history 17 instead of master chief.This dick deserves to be dissed, and you are just the guy to do it

Spars
07-25-2012, 10:24 PM
Sure. I like CoD,but this guy sounds like a dick. And,what do you mean by "Im just the guy" to diss him?

L
07-25-2012, 10:32 PM
Sure. I like CoD,but this guy sounds like a dick. And,what do you mean by "Im just the guy" to diss him?
no one else really seemed fit. your rapping style seemed like the best

07-25-2012, 10:54 PM
:wat:

L
07-25-2012, 10:59 PM
:wat:
you were a close second....

07-25-2012, 11:00 PM
Close Enough :twilightsparkle:

Spars
07-25-2012, 11:01 PM
Oh okay,thanks! And,SBS,you like the rap?

07-25-2012, 11:01 PM
To be honest it was kind of.. AWEEEESSSOMEE

Spars
07-25-2012, 11:04 PM
You had me scared there for a second lol

Uprising
07-25-2012, 11:05 PM
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/glee/images/5/54/Ryan_higa_gif_hell_yeah_by_redwolfmoon666-d45tz1e.gif

Awesome job, you did a tremendous job.

Spars
07-26-2012, 12:53 AM
After I do SBS Scatman_John122 dis rap,there will be no more forumer dis raps.

Erblover98
07-28-2012, 08:20 AM
i go to grand ridge school . The other day in my physical education class somebody bent the basketball rim and coach granger told coach tyler (a woman) the co-coach to make all of the BOYS sit out for the whole school year. By the way they replace the rim at the end of the school year anyways .Then i told mr ward , our principle about the situation . He said he would take care of it. But he still didnt do anything. This is why I HATE Grand Ridge .PLEASE diss either mr ward,coach tyler, or the whole school PLEASE! Diss grand ridge school this happened a while ago

Spars
08-01-2012, 01:44 PM
Will do!

Adonis
08-01-2012, 03:43 PM
:wat:
you were a close second....




o.O o.O o.O o.O o.O o.O

Spars
08-01-2012, 03:48 PM
*Toa Tahu The Brickman Comes Online*
"You were a close third!"

Adonis
08-01-2012, 03:49 PM
*Toa Tahu The Brickman Comes Online*
"You were a close third!"


Ahahaha

Spars
08-01-2012, 03:51 PM
Okay, well Scatman's in my group now, and he's actually pretty cool and funny! :D I cant diss him if I like him! So..IntelligentCODFanboy...coming tonight! The story should be rather..fitting.

L
08-01-2012, 04:29 PM
Okay, well Scatman's in my group now, and he's actually pretty cool and funny! :D I cant diss him if I like him! So..IntelligentCODFanboy...coming tonight! The story should be rather..fitting.
Heck yeah

Spars
08-01-2012, 04:34 PM
Yeah!

Spars
08-01-2012, 06:05 PM
Episode 7: IntelligentCODFanboy

Story:
[spoiler:1mfyun67]*Spartica is in Antartica*
S4R: OMG! Look at the penguin!
Brickman: Yeah...it's so cute!
S4R: Goochie Goochie Goo! Little Cute Penguin!
*The penguin bites S4R*
S4R: OW! IT BIT ME!
Brickman: Penguins don't bite...see,hey little cute peng..OW!
*The penguin kicks Brickman!*
Brickman: It kicked me!
S4R: Come on now! They may bite..but they don't kick!
*A body appears out...it reveals that it was just a penguin costume!*
???: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
S4R: Who are you?
IntelligentCODFanboy: My name's IntelligentCODFanboy!
Brickman: DIS HIM!
S4R: With Pleasure![/spoiler:1mfyun67]

Dis Rap:
[spoiler:1mfyun67]Brickman describes you well, a stupid lonely troll
It's people like you who bring disgrace to CoD, fool!
I like the game and all but I dont go TROLLIN'
"Spartan Kick Bitch!", thats my slogan!
Your not Intelligent, but your obviously a fanboy
Your so annoying, in Black Ops you probably use a decoy
Black Ops 2 is coming, you getting excited
I'm gonna burn all ya copies, make all us delighted
So you cant play that shitty game, yeah I know I said I liked it
I do, but its still pretty shitty, compared to Dead island!
I love killing zombies...which is why I like Blops!
Hurry motherfucker! He's making my ears bleed, call the cops!
Me and Brickman Gonna Get a crew, and go troll on you
Maybe you'll see this disrap..so a big F.U.!!!!![/spoiler:1mfyun67]

Spars
08-01-2012, 06:07 PM
To people who dont get the decoy line:
A decoy is an item you use in Black ops...it simulates fire on the mini map and annoys everyone. Like this fag does

L
08-01-2012, 06:16 PM
That was awesome!

Erblover98
08-14-2012, 01:49 AM
Diss this school because it aint cool i go to grand ridge school . The other day in my physical education class somebody bent the basketball rim and coach granger told coach tyler (a woman) the co-coach to make all of the BOYS sit out for the whole school year. By the way they replace the rim at the end of the school year anyways .Then i told mr ward , our principle about the situation . He said he would take care of it. But he still didnt do anything. This is why I HATE Grand Ridge .PLEASE diss either mr ward,coach tyler, or the whole school PLEASE!

Spars
08-14-2012, 01:58 AM
Consider it done. ;)

Erblover98
08-14-2012, 11:40 PM
Consider it done. ;)
So how long will it take