View Full Version : Mario, the Chubby A**hole

12-20-2011, 09:44 PM
Got bored and wanted some dis raps... No one wants help right now, and I usually don't ask for help... But I DO want to see some hilarious dis raps, and I have plenty of irritating people in my life, so... Here, guys: A gift to you. He deserves it:

There's this guy Mario.
He's a dick, and he always says he's gonna kill people, usually me.
He has a short attention span.
He's in an ROTC program.
He's fat and has a shaved head.
He's a Mexican (and his name is Italian. XD)
He always falls asleep in class.
He doesn't study for ANTHING, and he pushes the work onto others.
He thinks that all Indians make curry, that's all they eat, and that every Indian house smells like curry.
He always argues with this Indian Guy: Ankish (Who you will all be dissing soon enough).

Have at him.

12-20-2011, 09:54 PM
Next time you fall asleep in class, I'll wring your neck
And just make sure your ROTC program is in check
You're like a fat a** bouncer
You should lay off the double cheese triple pounders!
This brony will Sonic Rainboom your stomach
and you'll pop like a balloon, you bald f*ck
You say you're gonna kill this guy, but you can't even hurt a fly
In fact, you're weaker than Fluttershy
Why don't you go back to arguing to that guy about everything
You seem faint, here, take a trip on my wing
I'll cut you up into curry, and see how you taste
Now stop making stereotypes based on race
How's that double chin of yours? Even Yellow Pages can't put up a fight
compared to how many folds you have, it seems like my Phone Book is really light
If you wear a red shirt, and blue overalls, you'd be Nintendo's property
You think you can battle against me?
PAY ATTENTION! I'll be giving you another rap beating later
but I have other opponents, who are greater

12-20-2011, 10:24 PM
Made me laugh! Nice, LAWL.

12-21-2011, 11:06 AM

Stop putting that color in an insult :P

12-21-2011, 04:15 PM

12-21-2011, 05:57 PM
:? i thought this was for mario.

12-21-2011, 06:44 PM
:? i thought this was for mario.
me too at first,
[spoiler:10rm2pvr]but then I took an arrow to the knee /)^3^(\[/spoiler:10rm2pvr]

12-22-2011, 03:38 AM
:? i thought this was for mario.

Me too, Me too...