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LAWLzoR
12-29-2011, 09:05 PM
There's this d*ck that I've known for a while
He turned everyone insane!
He even made one person think, and act, like he was a dog!
He made famous friends almost non-friends forever!
He made those friends do a useless treasure hunt, which caused the friends themselves to become insane
He LITERALLY a mix up of different animals
He made chocolate milk EXPLODE
and caused the clouds to turn into cotton candy
He has a weird voice
and he's a cocky son of a b*tch

To do you know who I'm talking about? If you do, FIRE AT WILL!

SuperRapz
12-29-2011, 11:20 PM
Discord? What Kind Of Backwards Ass Bitch You Think You Are?
When Im Done Here You'll Have About 100 Scars!
Really? Disrupting These 6 Best Friends?
If I See You At All, You're Agony Will Never END!
As If Turning Fluttershy Into A Bitch Wasn't Enough,
You Made Spike Say Ruff?
Ill Rip Off Your Beard,
And Use It To Clean All The Blood I Smeared!
You Pedophilistic Dragon!
Ill Leave Your Severed Remains In A Wagon,
Ill Destroy With The Elements Of Harmony,
Now Get The Hell Out Of Here Before I Give you DISHARMONY!

LAWLzoR
12-29-2011, 11:22 PM
Discord? What Kind Of Backwards Ass b***h You Think You Are?
When Im Done Here You'll Have About 100 Scars!
Really? Disrupting These 6 Best Friends?
If I See You At All, You're Agony Will Never END!
As If Turning Fluttershy Into A b***h Wasn't Enough,
You Made Spike Say Ruff?
Ill Rip Off Your Beard,
And Use It To Clean All The Blood I Smeared!
You Pedophilistic Dragon!
Ill Leave Your Severed Remains In A Wagon,
Ill Destroy With The Elements Of Harmony,
Now Get The Hell Out Of Here Before I Give you DISHARMONY!

:laugh: awesome /][\

SuperRapz
12-30-2011, 12:26 AM
/][\ it was fun to write!

ERBoH
12-30-2011, 12:55 AM
Evil dragon from MLP?
Haven't seen the show, but let me see.
Meet dovahkiin, dragon slayer.
Meet ERBoH, enter my lair.
Rap the forumers, meet despair.
Can't take the pain? I don't care.
If you meet BSB, you'll die from his stare.
Never heard of our forum? Then you'll die from no where.

LAWLzoR
12-30-2011, 12:58 AM
LAWL, nice one ERBoH
but, he's not a dragon, he is PART dragon, but he's also part deer, part lion, part horse, part.... yeah, you get the point. Look him up on Google Images, and you'll see he is not a dragon alone. And, I'd hate to see BSB KILL him, he doesn't deserve to die, but he is a BIG, DUMB, MEANIE!

ERBoH
12-30-2011, 01:03 AM
I know he's not really a dragon but that's what he kind of looks like from a non fully blooded brony's point of view lol

6578910a
12-30-2011, 05:50 AM
Ladies and gentleman look who just came by/an idiot who thinks he has the skills to play a bad guy/lemme recall becuz I have a bad memory/werent u owned by a noob named neo that handed u an as*whuppin properly?/ I mean really you're the second worst of them right after willy wonka/ after the nazi idiot who's name I don't remember nor do I wanna!!/ homie plz walk away you're not part of resident evil/ at least the other guy has the nuts to scare the shit outta people!!! so go away before I punch u and give you one black eye for free/ the other boy u better mother****in pay me !! Or I'll knock your teeth out and punch your eyes harder/ you're gonna need thick glasses but at least you'll look smarter.....

6578910a
12-30-2011, 05:54 AM
Mind u this is just a rap

LAWLzoR
12-30-2011, 11:15 AM
Ladies and gentleman look who just came by/an idiot who thinks he has the skills to play a bad guy/lemme recall becuz I have a bad memory/werent u owned by a noob named neo that handed u an as*whuppin properly?/ I mean really you're the second worst of them right after willy wonka/ after the nazi idiot who's name I don't remember nor do I wanna!!/ homie plz walk away you're not part of resident evil/ at least the other guy has the nuts to scare the shit outta people!!! so go away before I punch u and give you one black eye for free/ the other boy u better mother****in pay me !! Or I'll knock your teeth out and punch your eyes harder/ you're gonna need thick glasses but at least you'll look smarter.....

interesting, but why do you make video game and other movie references to a my little pony: friendship is magic villain?

Cool-The-Renegade
01-02-2012, 02:33 AM
ER:
Perfect, yet another punk *ss b*tch,
You're gonna... What now? Defeat me? Oh, that's rich.
You think you're a tough guy, huh? What are you gonna do?
I'm not only a dragon slayer, I'll kill off EVERY part of you!
I'll toss a chocalate milk bomb in your face, see how YOU like it,
I'll teach you a little lesson on what happens when you start sh*t.
Why don't you go on a treasure hunt and look for you lost pride?
You not only LOOK like a loser, you're a bigger one on the inside!
I'll take your cotton candy clouds and shove 'em straight down your throat,
Just to shut your annoying voice the f*ck up, I don't give a damn if you choke!
You're a cocky son of a b*tch who doesn't know when to quit,
You should just give up, it's better than watching you throw a fit!
I'll skin the dragon part of you and make a purse for Pinkie Pie,
You're just a clusterf*ck of animals, One that only exists in sucky sci-fi!

LAWLzoR
01-02-2012, 02:30 PM
Nice one ErbohRenegade

"Why don't you go on a treasure hunt for your lost pride?"

"I'll toss the chocolate milk bomb at your face, see how YOU like it,"

PRICELESS!!!! :laugh: