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Faker
07-11-2012, 02:30 PM
Here, I'll dis rap any forumer who wants me too! Just tell me the Pokemon you want me to dis rap you as!

07-11-2012, 02:32 PM
Diss me. As Gliscor

Faker
07-11-2012, 02:33 PM
You got it!

Spars
07-11-2012, 02:34 PM
*sniff* Smell that? Its deja vu.

07-11-2012, 02:34 PM
Lol. But zoroark didnt diss forumers.. But yea the pokemon thing is just like Zoroark

Spars
07-11-2012, 02:39 PM
Either way,I still want a diss,can you diss me as the pokemon of the forum? So,diss me as a Zoroark,Gliscor,Dragonite,Shellos, and Lucario?

Faker
07-11-2012, 02:39 PM
(After Zoroark quit I asked him if I could use Pokemon in Dis Raps and he said yes.)

Episode 1: FLuffee

Gliscor:
Alright, Sane, oops I mean FLuffee!
Time to see these rhymes, read em' and weep!
You're about to be as deas as your old group Lighting Asylum!
But these Dis Raps aren;t free, motherfucker, you gotta buy em'!
In exchange, just let me give the Le Guillotine.
Cut you up with an X-Scissor, bitch, cuz I get real mean!
You changed your fucking name, to something that describes you perfectly.
You're so FLufee you "Harden" slower than Justin Bieber hit puberty!
I'm a predator. You're prey. Call me BK, cuz I'm having it MY way!
The hard way, no homo bro. I know you got excited cuz you hoped I was gay!
You're so annoying, even RBM ignored ya!
But I'll Dis Rap any fool with your amount of problems!
My rhymes drop like bombs, I'm the next Bin Laden.
After your ass whupping, I'll be out, pimpin' and flyin'!

Faker
07-11-2012, 02:40 PM
Either way,I still want a diss,can you diss me as the pokemon of the forum? So,diss me as a Zoroark,Gliscor,Dragonite,Shellos, and Lucario?

Do you want Salamence too?

Spars
07-11-2012, 02:43 PM
Oh,Yes. I forgot about him.

Faker
07-11-2012, 02:43 PM
:P Alright. One hot Dis Rap, coming up!

B.S.B
07-11-2012, 03:16 PM
dis Do-- Whoops, I Mean DI-T as Hitmon (whichever you want, even both)

Faker
07-11-2012, 03:17 PM
Who's DI-T? Also, what about Hitmontop?

Spars
07-11-2012, 03:23 PM
Doc of thugs?

Faker
07-11-2012, 03:32 PM
Episode 2: Spartica4Real

Gliscor, ready, and CHECK!
Lucario's here to damn you to heck!
Salamence, present! Prepare for destruction!
Volcarona, check and prepared for Eruption!
Zoroark, and Dragonite will show YOU who's boss!
Don't forget the Shellos here to give ya a toss!


Gliscor:
Aw man again, and another fucking pussy?
And this scorpion thought FLuffee was a wussy!
Prepare to be BOMBED by piles of mud!
I'll suck you life away, while you're in a pile of blood!
This is too 4Real, go back to hiding?
Mess with Glisc, and he'll start biting!
You always ask the Gliscor for Heart Gold tips!
Tip: Go and suck all the trainers you lost to's dicks!

Lucario:
I sense your Aura, and your showing fear.
No fear, dear, Lucario's here!
TO show you the error of your ways.
Swinging on poles like you're swinging on gays!
You turned into a Tyranitar, only to turn back.
Shows you stupidity, you wack hack!
Suck these Aura Spheres, and suck my Aura Beam!
This isn't your lucky day, but it ain't a dream!

Salamence:
My turn Spartan, lemme beat on you, Doc, and Zession!
Triple threats, but neither learns their lesson!
Hyper Beam, bitches, lemme show you what I mean.
You like to troll Finales? I like to troll asshoes like these!
I had a dream, but no I ain't no Martin Luther.
I dreamed to fly and that dream became truer!
TROLOLOLOLOLO, bitch straight from the heart!
Now, go kill yourself, and do your part!

Volcarona:
Time to burn in Hell, time to burn right now.
Shoot you with A flamethrower and just go "Wow!"
Is that all you got, a sucky attitude?
How come your never angry when your BF finds you nude?
I'm going to Bug you, and then tell you, "YOU'RE FIRED!"
And there's no quitting, cuz your chance has expired.
Call yourself Black. And call me White.
Cuz I mastered you before it's even night!

Zoroark:
My turn to go, face this hoe, put on a show!
Show this mofo, an Illusion to behold!
That Illusion is you alive, I'll cripple you like Joe!
And your clam your mouth shut as if you were Moe!
Shadow Claw, straight to your face.
Representin' every single Pokemon race!
649 long periods of terror.
But wait till you meet Dragonite, your true horror!

Dragonite:
Yo there, Sparty, you're facing the Hero, just think!
I'm the hero of all time, and I' not even Link!
You think I'm overrated? At least I ain't underrated.
And at least I'm the result of the father who masturbated!
My Dragonbreath stinks, much like your philosophy of life.
If you think I'm bad now, wait till I ride off with your wife!
I serve the best, and the best is Mewtwo!
I upload this dis rap and put it on YouTube!

Shellos:
Time to ride the pain train, Vroom vroom!
I like explosions, Sludge Bomb makes you go boom!
I'm highly edible, so don't try to suck my dick!
You're in quite a pickle, so take your pick!
Run off like a pussy, or stay and prove yourself worthy,
to fight against Pokemon, or run off know knowing you're dirty!
I'll push you off a cliff, watch you transform into a bloody mess.
I got PK(Pokemon Kick Ass) syndrome, so why don't you call me Ness?

All:
NEVER FUCKING MESS WITH THE BEST!!!

Spars
07-11-2012, 03:52 PM
Lol,you made Dragonite make fun of himself.

"At least I'm the result of a father who masturbated"

Faker
07-11-2012, 03:53 PM
I know, I was bored and wanted to make myself laugh. XD

Spars
07-11-2012, 03:56 PM
And I only asked you those things about HeartGold because I hadn't played it in like 2 years -.-

Faker
07-11-2012, 03:57 PM
You know I don't mean those things, right?

Spars
07-11-2012, 04:02 PM
I know..which is why can you diss Beat as a magikarp?

Faker
07-11-2012, 04:03 PM
Yeah.

ZoroarkPKMN
07-11-2012, 05:00 PM
There's this kid at my school named Matt.
Him and a kid named Anthony are always fooling around in class
It brightens my day when my teacher yells at them
Matt looks at the teacher with a face behind her back and is a total douche
He once called my sister fat.
He's tall and his face is demented. He is annoying as f**k
He thinks we're friends because in 3rd grade we hung out
In 4th grade he got me a detention >:(
He's a fruit and he thinks he's cool, although no one likes him except for a few kids.
He's annoying, did I mention that?
He deserves to get punched (and dis rapped)
I hate his guts.
His hair is WAY too long, he walks very slow, and he always says "HOY!", "Yessir", and "EXCUSE ME" really loud.
Him and Anthony actually got lunch detention at the end of the year (and ditched it once)
They are troublemakers and I hate their guts.
Diss them as ZOROARK and MEWTWO. :explode:

Moonjik
07-12-2012, 10:07 AM
Dis me as a Gardevoir.

B.S.B
07-12-2012, 06:48 PM
Who's DI-T? Also, what about Hitmontop?
doc of thugs

aDONIS
07-12-2012, 07:14 PM
Dis me as..... Charzard? Lol

Spars
07-12-2012, 07:18 PM
You should also diss Redbugman as a Charizard when you get a chance since he hates them so much -evil laugh-

LAWLzoR
07-12-2012, 07:28 PM
There's this kid at my school named Matt.
Him and a kid named Anthony are always fooling around in class
It brightens my day when my teacher yells at them
Matt looks at the teacher with a face behind her back and is a total douche
He once called my sister fat.
He's tall and his face is demented. He is annoying as f**k
He thinks we're friends because in 3rd grade we hung out
In 4th grade he got me a detention >:(
He's a fruit and he thinks he's cool, although no one likes him except for a few kids.
He's annoying, did I mention that?
He deserves to get punched (and dis rapped)
I hate his guts.
His hair is WAY too long, he walks very slow, and he always says "HOY!", "Yessir", and "EXCUSE ME" really loud.
Him and Anthony actually got lunch detention at the end of the year (and ditched it once)
They are troublemakers and I hate their guts.
Diss them as ZOROARK and MEWTWO. :explode:

I don't mean to burst your bubble, but this is Forumer dis raps. As in, the person only disses forumers.

Roy49
07-12-2012, 07:43 PM
Will you diss me as a Croagunk? :)

Rocket
07-12-2012, 09:35 PM
You made an error.
Shellos are inedible.

YellowNerd
07-13-2012, 07:16 AM
Dis http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4h49uvqf51rwcc6bo1_250.gif

Using Zapdos

07-13-2012, 11:19 AM
There's this kid at my school named Matt.
Him and a kid named Anthony are always fooling around in class
It brightens my day when my teacher yells at them
Matt looks at the teacher with a face behind her back and is a total douche
He once called my sister fat.
He's tall and his face is demented. He is annoying as f**k
He thinks we're friends because in 3rd grade we hung out
In 4th grade he got me a detention >:(
He's a fruit and he thinks he's cool, although no one likes him except for a few kids.
He's annoying, did I mention that?
He deserves to get punched (and dis rapped)
I hate his guts.
His hair is WAY too long, he walks very slow, and he always says "HOY!", "Yessir", and "EXCUSE ME" really loud.
Him and Anthony actually got lunch detention at the end of the year (and ditched it once)
They are troublemakers and I hate their guts.
Diss them as ZOROARK and MEWTWO. :explode:


I can do this if thats allright

ZoroarkPKMN
07-13-2012, 11:20 AM
There's this kid at my school named Matt.
Him and a kid named Anthony are always fooling around in class
It brightens my day when my teacher yells at them
Matt looks at the teacher with a face behind her back and is a total douche
He once called my sister fat.
He's tall and his face is demented. He is annoying as f**k
He thinks we're friends because in 3rd grade we hung out
In 4th grade he got me a detention >:(
He's a fruit and he thinks he's cool, although no one likes him except for a few kids.
He's annoying, did I mention that?
He deserves to get punched (and dis rapped)
I hate his guts.
His hair is WAY too long, he walks very slow, and he always says "HOY!", "Yessir", and "EXCUSE ME" really loud.
Him and Anthony actually got lunch detention at the end of the year (and ditched it once)
They are troublemakers and I hate their guts.
Diss them as ZOROARK and MEWTWO. :explode:


I can do this if thats allright

Thank you. :D

Spars
07-15-2012, 03:27 PM
How's your stuff going?

ZeMasked
07-16-2012, 09:52 AM
Diss General Gliscor as a Gligar! :stomp: