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aDONIS
07-11-2012, 10:44 PM
Give me some info and watch him/her/it Get pwned. Kinda... I guess. XD

My dis list.



1. Doctor of Thuganomics/Requested By SaneButStrange (finished)
2.Brian M./ ChrisRocks (finished)
3.Chris Brown./Roy49 (finished)
4.Rebecca Black/General Gliscor (finished)
5. SaneButStrange/SaneButStrange(finished)
6.Everett/SaneButStrange (finished)
7. Moneybags/SuperWorldJumper(finished)
8. Sawyer/ RedNightWing(finished)

WWEFan
07-12-2012, 09:36 PM
First of all, welcome to the forum! If you're a good rapper, you can make a name for yourself here, so what I wanna do is see how good you are. I would like you to dis rap Justin Bieber.

aDONIS
07-12-2012, 10:50 PM
Justin Bieber cant you see? Your not a famous singer, more like a reject from glee.

Screw you man, Im not a "belieber" Better back up before your head meats my cleaver.

Forget that. My lyrics are enough. Youve got about 5 fans. so stop acting so tough.

Like I just said, you only have a couple fans in the world.For the rest of us, your music makes us wanna hurl.

We all know you use autotune, kid you a phoney. You know what happened to the last kid who got a dis rap from Adoni?

Now im saying it one time. So get it through your head. You never really had one but ur careers still gonna end.


Kinda Rushed this. Started as soon as i saw the message. Still hope its good. :/

WWEFan
07-13-2012, 08:03 AM
For a rushed rap, it's good. But raps shouldn't be rushed. You should put time and effort into them and you will be very pleased with the result.

aDONIS
07-13-2012, 12:19 PM
Yea I know what ya mean.

aDONIS
07-17-2012, 11:05 AM
Anyone Else need a dis rap?

07-17-2012, 03:40 PM
Diss Doctor of Thuganomics

aDONIS
07-17-2012, 05:57 PM
I know he's a fourmer. but im new here so do you have like any info whatsoever? I'll do it either way. but info would make it alot better

07-17-2012, 06:01 PM
He was only Posting In the You Vs. The Person Above Topic.
He was a total Dick.
His raps were stupid.. Just a bunch of curse words.
He would gang up on everyone else.
He had 2 warnings for doing something.
He left the other day.

aDONIS
07-17-2012, 06:02 PM
Im on it!!!!

Faker
07-17-2012, 06:05 PM
I know he's a fourmer. but im new here so do you have like any info whatsoever? I'll do it either way. but info would make it alot better

Holy, shit! Where do we start?

His original name was Doctor of Thuganomics. He is a fan of wrestling, and he likes to rap. His raps lack originality, and he insults people OUTSIDE of rap! He was known to hurt feelings, and he hated a forumer named Beat, and changed his signature and Avatar to insulting things against Beat. He got 2 wiarnings because of this. He particularly hates the group Underdog Incorporated. Ren, Top, and I schooled him in epic raps! Eventually he started causing problems in other topics, and hated being the source of hate. So he made a second account (Which is against Forum Rules,) by the name of ZESSION! His ZESSION account used capital letters all the time and an unnecessary amount of exclamation points. ZESSION would trash the whole forum, and was worse than Doc's regular account. He also kept advertising another rapping website, saying the people there are actually GOOD rappers. He insulted the whole forum and insulted each and every forumer. We all hated him, and eventually we found out it was another account for Doc. Before he could get banned, he made a topic saying "Goodbye." All he said was goodbye, then never came back. Everyone made fun of him, because we thought he was a coward for leaving before he could get banned. Eventually he changed his username to DI-Z, and claimed he wouldn't cause anymore trouble. Now he never insults people, and only raps against people. He hasn't caused another incident since then.

aDONIS
07-18-2012, 07:50 PM
Episode 1: Doctor of Thuganomics

[spoiler:1moihocm]*Adoni was watching Jersey Shore when...*
Adoni: Go Snooki!!!!! Man, I love this show.
*News report breaks in*
News guy: We interrupt your scheduled program to bring you breaking news
Adoni: WHATS MORE FUCKING IMPORTANT THEN JERSEY SHORE?!
News Guy: The user Adoni23 from erboh.com Has been asked to write a dis rap for Doctor of Thuganomics.
Adoni: OMG THATS ME! *picks up phone*
Adoni: Oh my god Ashley! Did you see that on the news? THATS ME!
Person on the phone: Who the hell is ashley? Who the hell are you?
Adoni: Sorry wrong number. *hangs up*
News Guy: We have quotes from 2 people about Doctor Of Thuganomics.


Holy, shit! Where do we start?

His original name was Doctor of Thuganomics. He is a fan of wrestling, and he likes to rap. His raps lack originality, and he insults people OUTSIDE of rap! He was known to hurt feelings, and he hated a forumer named Beat, and changed his signature and Avatar to insulting things against Beat. He got 2 wiarnings because of this. He particularly hates the group Underdog Incorporated. Ren, Top, and I schooled him in epic raps! Eventually he started causing problems in other topics, and hated being the source of hate. So he made a second account (Which is against Forum Rules,) by the name of ZESSION! His ZESSION account used capital letters all the time and an unnecessary amount of exclamation points. ZESSION would trash the whole forum, and was worse than Doc's regular account. He also kept advertising another rapping website, saying the people there are actually GOOD rappers. He insulted the whole forum and insulted each and every forumer. We all hated him, and eventually we found out it was another account for Doc. Before he could get banned, he made a topic saying "Goodbye." All he said was goodbye, then never came back. Everyone made fun of him, because we thought he was a coward for leaving before he could get banned. Eventually he changed his username to DI-Z, and claimed he wouldn't cause anymore trouble. Now he never insults people, and only raps against people. He hasn't caused another incident since then.
And here's the other one

He was only Posting In the You Vs. The Person Above Topic.
He was a total Dick.
His raps were stupid.. Just a bunch of curse words.
He would gang up on everyone else.
He had 2 warnings for doing something.
He left the other day.

Adoni: Well, better get to it! Snooki's gonna have to wait. LET'S GO![/spoiler:1moihocm]

[spoiler:1moihocm]Adoni's Here to dis a bitch named Doc
Who sucks cock, Man you get lyrically shot.
Cuz my rhymes are bullets. Trigger finger gettin itchy guess i'll pull it.
Just close your eyes I'll be surprised if you survive all these rhymes. Cause you dont deserve to be alive.
Now just leave dont come back. Cuz your rhymes are whack. Stop thinking your cool cuz u only use curses in your raps.
And stop only posting in the "you vs the person above you" topic. cuz we're all better. So man just drop it.
and what ive heard about you, is really just great.
You made a new account cuz you didnt like being the source of hate.
it was called ZESSION... man just stop messing. Because now your the target of this dis rap session.
And i know SBS wrote a dis rap about you too Just take a clue! Nobody here even fucking likes you![/spoiler:1moihocm]

07-18-2012, 08:43 PM
Hey,This is ChrisRocks and I want you to dis rap Brian M. ,The kid that lives near you . :poke:

aDONIS
07-18-2012, 08:47 PM
Alright. He's getting dissed.

And since you guys dont know who he is. he's an annoying kid who always wears Fedoras and Plays YuGiOh. He's addicted to Doctor Who, Spiderman,and Harry potter. He buys stuff based on them and goes on and on about them. He also lovesZelda and plays the ocarina just cuz of that.

Roy49
07-18-2012, 09:44 PM
Can you do a dis rap on Chris Brown? I honestly hate the guy's guts.

aDONIS
07-18-2012, 10:37 PM
Episode 2: Brian

[spoiler:27270nju]*Adoni was at a renaissance fair when...*
Adoni: Cmon MissPinkyHorse! we're gonna be late for the joust!
*Horse Neighs*
Adoni: Shut up... your not the one wearing armor with hearts on them.
*Horse neighs again*
Adoni: Well... Yea,I know i chose to wear them but still...
*Pigeon Drops letter in Adoni's lap*


Hey,This is ChrisRocks and I want you to dis rap Brian M. ,The kid that lives near you .

Adoni: UGHHHHH I HATE THAT KID!

he's an annoying kid who always wears Fedoras and Plays YuGiOh. He's addicted to Doctor Who, Spiderman,and Harry potter. He buys stuff based on them and goes on and on about them. He also lovesZelda and plays the ocarina just cuz of that.

*Adoni takes Jousting lance and puts it through the knight next to him*[/spoiler:27270nju]


[spoiler:27270nju]Its Adoni here for episode 2
Here to beat this bitch thats in love with doctor who!
Ill take your fedora, and shove it up your ass.
I know you like lord of the rings, SO YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Fucking walk away and go Sonic Screw yourself!
You have a twisted up face, you resemble a house elf!
I dis you so bad you fall down hard!
Dont be pissed cuz your only friends are your YuGiOh cards[/spoiler:27270nju]

aDONIS
07-19-2012, 12:53 AM
Any more requests? Or Comments about the dis rAps?

aDONIS
07-20-2012, 01:33 PM
Episode 3: Chris Brown


[spoiler:3srdfonz]*Adoni was checking the ERBOH forums when...*

A: Hmm... Im gonna put on some music.
*Adoni's mom Starts yelling*
Mom: STOP TALKING TO YOURSLF ADONI, NO ONE CARES, GET OFF THAT COMPUTER AND
GO OUTSIDE AND STUFF.
A: No mom.....
*Adoni Puts on Look at me Now*
A: I hate the beginning, I only like Busta's part.
Mom: ADONI!!!!!
A: SHUT UP!
*Goes back to forum*
A: ooh a new dis rap request

Can you do a dis rap on Chris Brown? I honestly hate the guy's guts.
*Then the song freezes and keeps rewinding to Chris Brown.*
A: AHHHHHHHH STUPID WANNABE MUSIC ARTISTS!!!!
*Rips speakers out and throws them out the window*
A: LETS DIS THIS BITCH![/spoiler:3srdfonz]




[spoiler:3srdfonz]ITS EPISODE 3 AND IM STANDING TALL!
Gonna dis chris brown so bad he'll be flying "wall to wall"
How bout i get Rihanna, and have her attack you back?
After im finished with Brown, all he'll be seeing is black.
Your a hit music artist? Really? How?
Be dissing you so hard, bitch "look at me now"
You've only had 1 good song, Because of Busta Rhymes!
I bet you even had somebody write all your lines!
Bitch. Your number 1 on my shit list.
Dont be pissed cuz you just got dissed Chris![/spoiler:3srdfonz]

Faker
07-20-2012, 01:36 PM
Can you do a Dis Rap on Rebecca Black?

aDONIS
07-21-2012, 10:24 PM
Episode 4: Rebbeca Black

[spoiler:339j62o0]*Adoni and ChrisRocks were at the arcade when...*

A: Hey Chris, you got a quarter?
CR: For What?
A: I wanna play dance dance revolution.
CR: Fine, I'll play too. Prepare to lose.
A:Yea right, lets go.
*Machine starts*
Machine: Pick a song.
*Machine is on Friday*
A: Definently not this song.
*Adoni presses right*
A:Wtf? friday again? is this all the machine has? Right, Right, Right
Machine:You have selected: Friday by Rebecca Black
A: I guess we have to deal with it
*Music Starts*
A: I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT!
CR: Well, while your pissed,theres a dis rap request for you.

Can you do a Dis Rap on Rebecca Black?
A: OH, ITS FUCKING ON.[/spoiler:339j62o0]

[spoiler:339j62o0]Adoni's Here to commit a lyrical crime.
I'll die if i here Friday one more time.
This dis right heres for my bro Gliscor.
Here to destroy this little kid bitch whore.
We all know use use autotune Black
And we all know skills is something you lack.
Dont try to mess. my rhymes are unstoppable.
Ill burn you so bad, you'll be begging for a hospital
Can you try to make a good song next?
Just kidding, Its impossible, you know youll never see success
Thats the end of it for now rebbecca.
Remember you just got owned by this dis rapping Wrecka.[/spoiler:339j62o0]


Sorry these are short. Im trying to extend the length more.

07-21-2012, 10:25 PM
Epic! Diss me!

aDONIS
07-21-2012, 10:34 PM
k

aDONIS
07-21-2012, 11:01 PM
Episode 5: SaneButStrange

[spoiler:29a0nrhr]*Adoni was playing XBox when*
A: Yo guys. I just reached level 7. What now noobs?
*1 New message pops up in the corner*
From SaneButStrange.

Diss me!
How the fuck did he get my gamertag?
*another message pops up*

Diss me!
*and another*

Diss me!
Fine... Fine...
*Another message pops up*

Diss me!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/spoiler:29a0nrhr]

[spoiler:29a0nrhr]Its Adoni here to mess with the brain,
Of a little bitch who goes by the name.
Of sanebutstrange, I think he's deranged
You best walk away before you see me rage.
Time to turn the page.
Its the next chapter of this story.
Close your eyes. cuz this might get gory
And I know that your the dis raps mod.
But to me, your more like a dis rap fraud.
You asked me to dis you, and it made my day.
You just got owned by Adoni, what else can I say?[/spoiler:29a0nrhr]

No offense xD

07-21-2012, 11:06 PM
lol nice. Ironic since I play wii..
One more request!

Diss this dude named Everett. He is a fat-ass who is fucking retarded. He always says random facts that annoy me and my friends. He is always dissing my friend colby (Shockman, newest member to the forum) and we fucking despise Everett. Please diss him.

aDONIS
07-21-2012, 11:31 PM
Episode 6: Everett


[spoiler:3t82ey5f]*Adoni was about to fall asleep when*
A: Damn, 2 dis raps in one day. A lot of work.
*closes eyes*
*has a dream of a letter flying in his face*

Diss this dude named Everett. He is a fat-ass who is fucking retarded. He always says random facts that annoy me and my friends. He is always dissing my friend colby (Shockman, newest member to the forum) and we fucking despise Everett. Please diss him


*Adoni wakes up*

A: About to be 3! :explode:[/spoiler:3t82ey5f]

[spoiler:3t82ey5f]Third dis rap in a day. Holy shit better yet.
This ones about a fat bitch named Everett
Your life was over, as soon as i started.
From what ive heard, your fucking retarted.
No one gives a shit about your random facts.
Adoni's been hired and he's about to attack.
Its not a surprise that your fucking despised.
Ive been told your a fatass, so just go eat some fries
Its the ugly truth bitch, and i dont mean to offend.
But if you dis ANYONE one more time I'll be back again.
And I know you dont want that cuz u just got destroyed.
And Im 100% sure that your not even a boy.[/spoiler:3t82ey5f]

07-21-2012, 11:32 PM
Epic!! Thanks man! You work fuckin fast! :)

aDONIS
07-21-2012, 11:35 PM
Lol thanks. :)

zyroda
07-23-2012, 12:51 AM
[spoiler:2vsxrzxu]
Adoni23
That verse dissin' me got me shakin' my fuckin' head
Next time I see this possum he better be playin' dead
The b*tch that wrote that sh*t about me was too scared to face me
He got someone who's name rhymes with muthaf*ckin' "lonely"
I'll be swingin' his "A" like the 70's Oakland A's
I should stick an "Explicit Content" sticker over your face
His diss on Rebecca Black has more typos than iPhone's autocorrecting
Adoni's chance of getting a b*tch is unreal like the engine of Mass Effect 3
Getting EpicLloyd to diss you would take a long time
Cause' there's a lot sh*t wrong with you, one sentence is a long-ass line[/spoiler:2vsxrzxu]

SuperWorldJumper
07-23-2012, 06:34 PM
Have you ever played the original Spyro games? Could you do a dis rap against MoneyBags?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2009/251/4/b/Moneybags_is_Glorious_by_Pentamerone.jpg

aDONIS
07-23-2012, 06:40 PM
Have you ever played the original Spyro games? Could you do a rap against MoneyBags?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2009/251/4/b/Moneybags_is_Glorious_by_Pentamerone.jpg


I Havent, but if you give me some info, ill stll dis him. Lol

SuperWorldJumper
07-23-2012, 06:47 PM
Have you ever played the original Spyro games? Could you do a rap against MoneyBags?

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2009/251/4/b/Moneybags_is_Glorious_by_Pentamerone.jpg


I Havent, but if you give me some info, ill stll dis him. Lol

Here is some video documentation on how much of a douche he is:

[youtube:71cqul7k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiOJktqiuTw[/youtube:71cqul7k]
[youtube:71cqul7k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwLcsMRoCbU[/youtube:71cqul7k]

aDONIS
07-23-2012, 06:52 PM
Idk if i wanna do it about a game character, not to be rude or anything. I'll think about it tho :)
In the meantime... Any other requests?

Red NightWing
07-24-2012, 06:11 PM
I have one:

Theres a guy named Sawyer he is 15 and was born into a family that makes its living on farming. He has good looks and he uses it to his advantage and he uses people, he isnt the brightest as he couldnt even figure out 5x2 and he's in grade 9. He thinks all the girls are all over him because he has such a huge ego. He doesnt talk to girls, mostly in general, especially if they are only a YEAR younger! He talks like he's something special and he's sooo full of himself he is even losing some of his closest friends! He has tons of farmland with a bigger ego than ALL of it! Give him a wake up call for me!

aDONIS
07-24-2012, 06:17 PM
kk

aDONIS
07-25-2012, 05:25 PM
This ones gonna be short.
Episode 7: Moneybags.

[spoiler:1t7aqy3g]*Adoni was playing spyro when*

A: i hate Moneybags. what a douche.
*Game flashes*
Moneybags: Sorry spyro, you need to pay.
A: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler:1t7aqy3g]


[spoiler:1t7aqy3g]Adoni's here to dis Moneybags.
What a fag.
Your such a douchebag.
Stop making spyro pay.
Its just a fucking game.
Your a pointless character. what else cn i say?
Im out. Moneybag now knows his fate.
Ill be back to dis sawyer in Episode 8.[/spoiler:1t7aqy3g]

aDONIS
07-25-2012, 05:28 PM
Sawyer dis coming.

aDONIS
07-25-2012, 10:27 PM
Episode 8: Sawyer

No story this time. I think the rap makes up for it tho



[spoiler:na1ddkg9]HELL YEA! This is the end of Sawyer
convict me of lyrical slaughter.
Your gonna need a lawyer
Shut the fuck up. all youve got are your looks.
You dont know 5x2? you better hit the books
This is a wake up call. just for rednightwing.
Couldnt do basic math. Can you do anything?
Cmon man. You grew up on a farmland?
Go play in traffic, And get hit by a car man.
You were over as soon as i started to rhyme.
Thatll teach you to never step out of line.
Now i know that im now your worst nightmare.
Im a rapping monster. Yea bitch be scared.
Yea, redwingman and me know
That you think your so special cause you got a big ego.
Im out of here. You were just a waste of my time.
Ill see you guys back here in episode 9!.[/spoiler:na1ddkg9]

Roy49
07-25-2012, 10:37 PM
Could you dis rap the "Joker" theater gunner? That guy was a complete a$$hole and deserved a lot of horrible fates... including a good dis rap.

aDONIS
07-25-2012, 10:46 PM
Could you dis rap the "Joker" theater gunner? That gun was a complete a$$hole and deserved a lot of horrible fates... including a good dis rap.



Agreed. That douchebag does deserve a good dis rap.

Red NightWing
07-25-2012, 10:47 PM
Wow, thanks you can't imagine how happy I am!!!!

aDONIS
07-25-2012, 10:48 PM
No problem.

aDONIS
07-26-2012, 11:17 PM
Give me some info and watch him/her/it Get pwned. Kinda... I guess. XD

My dis list.



1. Doctor of Thuganomics/Requested By SaneButStrange (finished)
2.Brian M./ ChrisRocks (finished)
3.Chris Brown./Roy49 (finished)
4.Rebecca Black/General Gliscor (finished)
5. SaneButStrange/SaneButStrange(finished)
6.Everett/SaneButStrange (finished)
7. Moneybags
8.Sawyer

aDONIS
07-26-2012, 11:31 PM
Anymore?

07-26-2012, 11:40 PM
Dis scatman

aDONIS
07-26-2012, 11:52 PM
Episode 9: The "Joker" Colarado Shooter


[spoiler:1j4pm1r4]Adoni was watching the news....

TV: 12 Dead in colorado massacre...
A: Thats sickening, i cant watch anymore, imma go check the forums.
*Checks his dis raps forum*




Could you dis rap the "Joker" theater gunner? That guy was a complete a$$hole and deserved a lot of horrible fates... including a good dis rap.

A: WAY AHEAD OF YOU![/spoiler:1j4pm1r4]



[spoiler:1j4pm1r4]Adonis here, its episode 9
Time to dis this ass who commited the crime
In the theatre, bitch, Are you fucking high?
Either way your in jail now, hope your satisfied.
Why would you do that? whats wrong with colarado?
You Joker-Summoned dick, hope ya dont wake up tomarrow.
Ha, like you think your actually the joker.
How bout you meet me in an alley?and you can watch as i choke ya.
Have fun in jail you idiotic little prick.
What you just did is really fucking sick.
Have fun in jail! Hope the rest of your life is swell!
But ill be laughing my fucking ass off when your burning in hell.[/spoiler:1j4pm1r4]

Roy49
07-27-2012, 12:03 AM
Episode 9: The "Joker" Chicago Shooter


[spoiler:uynothem]Adoni was watching the news....

TV: 12 Dead in chicago massacre...
A: Thats sickening, i cant watch anymore, imma go check the forums.
*Checks his dis raps forum*




Could you dis rap the "Joker" theater gunner? That guy was a complete a$$hole and deserved a lot of horrible fates... including a good dis rap.

A: WAY AHEAD OF YOU![/spoiler:uynothem]



[spoiler:uynothem]Adonis here, its episode 9
Time to dis this ass who commited the crime
In the theatre, b***h, Are you fucking high?
Either way your in jail now, hope your satisfied.
Why would you do that? whats wrong with chicago.
You Joker-Summoned dick, hope ya dont wake up tomarrow.
Ha, like you think your actually the joker.
How bout you meet me in an alley?and you can watch as i choke ya.
Have fun in jail you idiotic little prick.
What you just did is really fucking sick.
Have fun in jail! Hope the rest of your life is swell!
But ill be laughing my fucking ass off when your burning in hell.[/spoiler:uynothem]

That was great. I hope that Shooter gets the electric chair for what he did. I will laugh when I realize he'll be rotting hell. Anyway, another great dis rap.

L
07-27-2012, 01:19 PM
Episode 9: The "Joker" Chicago Shooter


[spoiler:3ldbak7n]Adoni was watching the news....

TV: 12 Dead in chicago massacre...
A: Thats sickening, i cant watch anymore, imma go check the forums.
*Checks his dis raps forum*




Could you dis rap the "Joker" theater gunner? That guy was a complete a$$hole and deserved a lot of horrible fates... including a good dis rap.

A: WAY AHEAD OF YOU![/spoiler:3ldbak7n]



[spoiler:3ldbak7n]Adonis here, its episode 9
Time to dis this ass who commited the crime
In the theatre, b***h, Are you fucking high?
Either way your in jail now, hope your satisfied.
Why would you do that? whats wrong with chicago.
You Joker-Summoned dick, hope ya dont wake up tomarrow.
Ha, like you think your actually the joker.
How bout you meet me in an alley?and you can watch as i choke ya.
Have fun in jail you idiotic little prick.
What you just did is really fucking sick.
Have fun in jail! Hope the rest of your life is swell!
But ill be laughing my fucking ass off when your burning in hell.[/spoiler:3ldbak7n]
We are making a collab one on this guy. wanna join?
ggreat dis rap. although the shooting was in colorado
still rhymes tho

aDONIS
07-27-2012, 03:19 PM
Episode 9: The "Joker" Chicago Shooter


[spoiler:13qn40in]Adoni was watching the news....

TV: 12 Dead in chicago massacre...
A: Thats sickening, i cant watch anymore, imma go check the forums.
*Checks his dis raps forum*




Could you dis rap the "Joker" theater gunner? That guy was a complete a$$hole and deserved a lot of horrible fates... including a good dis rap.

Fail, i was half asleep when i wrote this xD... Ill fix it now.. And yea ill collab
A: WAY AHEAD OF YOU![/spoiler:13qn40in]



[spoiler:13qn40in]Adonis here, its episode 9
Time to dis this ass who commited the crime
In the theatre, b***h, Are you fucking high?
Either way your in jail now, hope your satisfied.
Why would you do that? whats wrong with chicago.
You Joker-Summoned dick, hope ya dont wake up tomarrow.
Ha, like you think your actually the joker.
How bout you meet me in an alley?and you can watch as i choke ya.
Have fun in jail you idiotic little prick.
What you just did is really fucking sick.
Have fun in jail! Hope the rest of your life is swell!
But ill be laughing my fucking ass off when your burning in hell.[/spoiler:13qn40in]
We are making a collab one on this guy. wanna join?
ggreat dis rap. although the shooting was in colorado
still rhymes tho

aDONIS
07-31-2012, 01:56 PM
ANYONE ELSE?

07-31-2012, 01:56 PM
Can You Diss My School? It's called Handley High School. I hate it. There is a bunch of people getting bullied, me and one of my best friends included. I get picked on because of my Tourettes. People will look at me and start schrunching their face up. They call me a Twitchin Bitch. My friends have joked about it a couple times but there my friends so it is ok. I know they dont mean it. My friend Colby has almost comitted suicide because he was being picked on so much. The Worst people are these guys.

Todrick(Petey)- I HATE THIS GUY! In The Middle of Class he will say Luke quit Twitching and everyone laughs. It hurts. He always pushes me and I try to ignore him but he keeps coming after me. He is really skinny, black, and bald.

Jason- He was kind of my friend.. But he fucked with my friend Colby alot. Jason was actually cool to me and said for nobody to say noting to me. But I'd like you to diss him for Colby. He would call Colby a fag, hit him, punch him in the face, and worse.

Jadarian- I never liked him. He would crack about my Twitches and when we disected stuff he slapped me in the face with worms, fish, and frogs. He was always popular for no fucking reason. He sent a picture of his dick to this guy named Damion's GF. He was gonna fight Jadarian after school but Jadarian called him Mom to come get him right when they were about to fight! He punched my friend Colby square in the face and NEVER got in trouble for it! They actually blamed Jason, and this is what made Jason dislike Colby, (because he got in trouble). Black with a mohawk.

Aqauvious- Skinny, Black, Tall, AND GAY! But he has a girlfriend.. He sounds and walks so fucking gay! He makes fun of my for being chubby, and makes fun of Colby for no reason. He would tell this slow retarded kid named Luis (Fat Mexican) To Hit me. And He WOULD! Please diss Aquavious!

aDONIS
07-31-2012, 02:05 PM
Can You Diss My School? It's called Handley High School. I hate it. There is a bunch of people getting bullied, me and one of my best friends included. I get picked on because of my Tourettes. People will look at me and start schrunching their face up. They call me a Twitchin b***h. My friends have joked about it a couple times but there my friends so it is ok. I know they dont mean it. My friend Colby has almost comitted suicide because he was being picked on so much. The Worst people are these guys.

Todrick(Petey)- I HATE THIS GUY! In The Middle of Class he will say Luke quit Twitching and everyone laughs. It hurts. He always pushes me and I try to ignore him but he keeps coming after me. He is really skinny, black, and bald.

Jason- He was kind of my friend.. But he fucked with my friend Colby alot. Jason was actually cool to me and said for nobody to say noting to me. But I'd like you to diss him for Colby. He would call Colby a fag, hit him, punch him in the face, and worse.


IM ON IT!
Jadarian- I never liked him. He would crack about my Twitches and when we disected stuff he slapped me in the face with worms, fish, and frogs. He was always popular for no fucking reason. He sent a picture of his dick to this guy named Damion's GF. He was gonna fight Jadarian after school but Jadarian called him Mom to come get him right when they were about to fight! He punched my friend Colby square in the face and NEVER got in trouble for it! They actually blamed Jason, and this is what made Jason dislike Colby, (because he got in trouble). Black with a mohawk.

Aqauvious- Skinny, Black, Tall, AND GAY! But he has a girlfriend.. He sounds and walks so fucking gay! He makes fun of my for being chubby, and makes fun of Colby for no reason. He would tell this slow retarded kid named Luis (Fat Mexican) To Hit me. And He WOULD! Please diss Aquavious!

L
07-31-2012, 07:46 PM
Can ya dis rap the fags known as one direction? they make shitty music and 2 of them are bi. they are way overated, but deserve to be hated. their fan base pollutes youtube, memebase, and every good website.

aDONIS
07-31-2012, 08:40 PM
Episode 10: Handley High School

[spoiler:3uw9js2z]*Adoni was eating breakfast when...*

A: Heh heh... My Cereal spells out Cat.
*mixes around cereal.*
A: I wonder what is spells out now.....
*looks down*


Can You Diss My School? It's called Handley High School. I hate it. There is a bunch of people getting bullied, me and one of my best friends included. I get picked on because of my Tourettes. People will look at me and start schrunching their face up. They call me a Twitchin b***h. My friends have joked about it a couple times but there my friends so it is ok. I know they dont mean it. My friend Colby has almost comitted suicide because he was being picked on so much. The Worst people are these guys.

Todrick(Petey)- I HATE THIS GUY! In The Middle of Class he will say Luke quit Twitching and everyone laughs. It hurts. He always pushes me and I try to ignore him but he keeps coming after me. He is really skinny, black, and bald.

Jason- He was kind of my friend.. But he fucked with my friend Colby alot. Jason was actually cool to me and said for nobody to say noting to me. But I'd like you to diss him for Colby. He would call Colby a fag, hit him, punch him in the face, and worse.

Jadarian- I never liked him. He would crack about my Twitches and when we disected stuff he slapped me in the face with worms, fish, and frogs. He was always popular for no fucking reason. He sent a picture of his dick to this guy named Damion's GF. He was gonna fight Jadarian after school but Jadarian called him Mom to come get him right when they were about to fight! He punched my friend Colby square in the face and NEVER got in trouble for it! They actually blamed Jason, and this is what made Jason dislike Colby, (because he got in trouble). Black with a mohawk.

Aqauvious- Skinny, Black, Tall, AND GAY! But he has a girlfriend.. He sounds and walks so fucking gay! He makes fun of my for being chubby, and makes fun of Colby for no reason. He would tell this slow retarded kid named Luis (Fat Mexican) To Hit me. And He WOULD! Please diss Aquavious!


A: THE CEREAL HAS SPOKEN....[/spoiler:3uw9js2z]




[spoiler:3uw9js2z]Adonis here to Dis the fuck outta these fools
these douchebags Bitches at Handley Highschool!
Stop calling my boy Luke a twitchin bitch
If you do it again ur gonna need Some stichin' Dicks!
First off is Petey, Who shouts in the middle of class
How bout i shout back? COME FUCKING KISS MY ASS!
Making fun of people isnt cool at all.
Especially When your in highschool, And your fucking bald!
Next up is Jason. Who makes fun of colby.
Wanted to dis this bitch as soon as SBS told me.
Ive been told u called colby a fag.
cut it out u raging douchebag!
And then theres Jadarian.
You resemble a barbarian.
You think your cool showing chicks your "small one"?
Then pussying out and calling your mom? Thats wrong son.
Last and certainly least, theres Aquavious.
You your certainly gay, or you have an anus.
Better run away, cuz my rhymes arent painless.
Get a bag over your head, cuz after this you wont be shameless.[/spoiler:3uw9js2z]

07-31-2012, 10:23 PM
Lol thx dude! Musta had alot of cereal!

aDONIS
07-31-2012, 10:45 PM
Lol thx dude! Musta had alot of cereal!


Its an addiction of mine.

aDONIS
08-03-2012, 06:10 PM
Episode 11: ONE DIRECTION



[spoiler:3drqc4mg]Adoni and Spartica were invited to a party..*
Spartica: Yo! This party is gonna be sick!
Adoni: I know right! I can't wait!
Spartica: Leggo!!!!
*They arrive at party*
Spartica; Oh yeah! Let's go in!
Adoni: PUMPED! Maybe I'll get laid!
*They enter...terrible music is playing*
Spartica: GAHHHHHHH MY EARS!!!! KILL IT
Adoni: I was asked to dis rap them lets go!
*They leave the party*
Spartica: We're both underaged and drunk but we don't care!
*They drive off a cliff..*
Words appear on the screen..they say "PUT AN END TO TEEN/DRUNK DRIVING. HELP SUPPORT. AT STOPDRINKING.ORG"[/spoiler:3drqc4mg]

[spoiler:3drqc4mg]Adonis and Spartica here to dis the fuck outta one direction
The one band that looks at the other members, and gets an erection.
I Would rather die than listen to "One thing"
Your a bunch of ugly boys whos music is damn disgusting.
My raps are amazing, my flow is what "makes them beautiful"
I Wish I could put these stupid dicks right into there funerals
Your band sucks bad, i cant stress this enough!
Now ill let Spartica come in and Lyrically light these bitches up.

Yo, it's Spartica here, collabing with Adonis
One Direction's real gay and you know this
5 dudes who play with eachother every night
Me and Adonis coming for you, lyrical fight
I'm not gonna make this verse long as it takes very little
To say how gay you are, taste the rainbow, like Skittles.[/spoiler:3drqc4mg]


Thanks
[spoiler:3drqc4mg]Thanks to Spartica4Real for the insane story and awesome collab. Thanks to Toa Tahu The Brickman for the suggestion and thanks to everyone whos reading this...... :)[/spoiler:3drqc4mg]

aDONIS
08-03-2012, 08:58 PM
Comments? Requests?

Moonjik
08-05-2012, 10:26 AM
That was cool, yo, please dis...I got nothing...

L
08-05-2012, 02:38 PM
Comments? Requests?
That was fucking awesome!

Beat
08-05-2012, 04:43 PM
There is this bro named bro. He is like, a bro. Please dis him!

aDONIS
08-07-2012, 12:53 AM
Yo bro.
Do you have a fro?
i dont know.
Bro.

aDONIS
08-07-2012, 12:54 AM
Someone has to have a bitch who needs a A Good dis!

Moonjik
08-07-2012, 04:58 AM
Erm...diss...Christopher Columbus. He took all the credit for discovering America when the first Europeans (Vikings) got there five-hundred years before him. Plus, he thought he landed in India. He also treated the natives with cruelty, committing genocide against them and making them slaves. He was a greedy bastard and his price for his voyage was incredibly high. He was a terrible governor and was sent back to Spain in chains.

aDONIS
08-09-2012, 12:39 AM
...

aDONIS
08-12-2012, 10:12 PM
Anyone?

Spars
08-12-2012, 10:12 PM
DIS COLUMBUS

L
08-12-2012, 10:13 PM
i had 2 Shih Tzu's for most of my life. They were really good pets, and were great with people.
Miley, the mother, was sweet and very, very loving. She had Parvo when she was little, so she was a bit slow. Roxy, the daughter, was highly smart. No matter what she was always acting like a queen. She was very nice as well.
When my dad moved, we had to get rid of them. i was depressed.
So my mother gets a call yesterday that Roxy and Miley were returned to an animal shelter. The thing was, we didnt own them. Turns out, they had been surviving on the street for a few months. The owners of them intentionally let them go. I am raging right now, and it would really help if someone could diss rap the "owners" that let them go.

aDONIS
08-13-2012, 06:45 PM
DIS COLUMBUS


I shall not dis historical Figures....Lol. Really, I wanna do People. That arent.... yknow. HISTORICAL

aDONIS
08-13-2012, 06:55 PM
Episode 12: Roxy and Miley's owners



[spoiler:s4oxqm5i]i had 2 Shih Tzu's for most of my life. They were really good pets, and were great with people.
Miley, the mother, was sweet and very, very loving. She had Parvo when she was little, so she was a bit slow. Roxy, the daughter, was highly smart. No matter what she was always acting like a queen. She was very nice as well.
When my dad moved, we had to get rid of them. i was depressed.
So my mother gets a call yesterday that Roxy and Miley were returned to an animal shelter. The thing was, we didnt own them. Turns out, they had been surviving on the street for a few months. The owners of them intentionally let them go. I am raging right now, and it would really help if someone could diss rap the "owners" that let them go.[/spoiler:s4oxqm5i]



[spoiler:s4oxqm5i]Oh really? You fucking let dogs go?
I wanna choke ya'll to death and slam your heads too the flo'
Thats messed up. Making animals Live on the street.
The only people who deserve that, is you you deadbeats.
And to do it intentionally , thats just wrong.
Youve gone and pissed me off, Now im dropping bombs.
Im gonna hurt you guys so bad, Your gonna need stitches
Roxy and Miley may be female dogs, But you guys are the bitches.[/spoiler:s4oxqm5i]

Spars
08-13-2012, 07:03 PM
I'm gonna riot until I see a Columbus dis rap...

aDONIS
08-13-2012, 07:09 PM
you make one...

Spars
08-13-2012, 07:15 PM
Let me Rephrase: I'm gonna riot until I see Adonis make a Columbus dis rap.

L
08-13-2012, 07:42 PM
Episode 12: Roxy and Miley's owners



[spoiler:yxe2h5ee]i had 2 Shih Tzu's for most of my life. They were really good pets, and were great with people.
Miley, the mother, was sweet and very, very loving. She had Parvo when she was little, so she was a bit slow. Roxy, the daughter, was highly smart. No matter what she was always acting like a queen. She was very nice as well.
When my dad moved, we had to get rid of them. i was depressed.
So my mother gets a call yesterday that Roxy and Miley were returned to an animal shelter. The thing was, we didnt own them. Turns out, they had been surviving on the street for a few months. The owners of them intentionally let them go. I am raging right now, and it would really help if someone could diss rap the "owners" that let them go.[/spoiler:yxe2h5ee]



[spoiler:yxe2h5ee]Oh really? You fucking let dogs go?
I wanna choke ya'll to death and slam your heads too the flo'
Thats messed up. Making animals Live on the street.
The only people who deserve that, is you you deadbeats.
And to do it intentionally , thats just wrong.
Youve gone and pissed me off, Now im dropping bombs.
Im gonna hurt you guys so bad, Your gonna need stitches
Roxy and Miley may be female dogs, But you guys are the bitches.[/spoiler:yxe2h5ee]
you are a beast Adonis!
thanks bro!

aDONIS
08-19-2012, 06:50 PM
I REFUSE TO LET MY DR4H DIE. REQUESTS? COMMENTS?

08-19-2012, 07:06 PM
Diss my Diss Raps.

aDONIS
08-25-2012, 02:37 PM
Out of respect, i cant do that sane. yours are better. so everything i dissed yours with, Id be double dissing my self.

Spars
08-25-2012, 02:45 PM
Dis this dude in my class named Christopher. He is always talking about how he discovered the school and town. But, really, our ancestors were there 500 years earlier. He claims he was going to go to a different school, called Indian Precise School, but stumbled upon a different one, (my school), America's Own School. Dis this prick!

aDONIS
08-25-2012, 02:48 PM
Dis this dude in my class named Christopher. He is always talking about how he discovered the school and town. But, really, our ancestors were there 500 years earlier. He claims he was going to go to a different school, called Indian Precise School, but stumbled upon a different one, (my school), America's Own School. Dis this prick!


Spartica. Im doing the columbus rap... SHUSH.

Roy49
08-25-2012, 02:49 PM
Diss Rap The Hunger Game Fans...

Not ALL of the Hunger Game fans... but these ones:

The ones who hate on the live-action Katniss because SHE WASN'T BLACK
The ones who hate on the live-action Rue BECAUSE SHE WAS BLACK
The ones who hate on live-action Katniss BECAUSE SHE WASN'T SCRAWNY, ENOUGH!!!

They hated on the film (not because of the actor's performances) but SOLELY because of their skin color and size... they write angry threatening letters to the film crew and actors because OF THESE F**KING MINOR CHANGES!!! (Not even really changes, they hinted in the books about Katniss's not-really scrawny body and both Katniss and Rue's skin color)

They ESPECIALLY went all out calling the filmmakers "racist" because they made Rue black and Katniss white... even though, it was mentioned in the book!

I just want to discuss my thoughts on the Hunger Games movie (IT WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE, BTW... seriously, one of my favorite films this year.) and these fans are like "THE FILM RUINED THESE CHARACTERS", "THE FILM SUCKS FOREVER BECAUSE OF BLAH BLAH BLAH", "THOSE PEOPLE WERE RACIST ASSHOLES AND YOU'RE A RACIST ASSHOLE FOR LIKE IT"... GOD!

These are the fans that deserve to get dis-rapped... will you do it?

Spars
08-25-2012, 02:53 PM
....um,..... I like Hunger Games to.

Roy49
08-25-2012, 02:55 PM
....um,..... I like Hunger Games to.

Yeah, I like the Hunger Games, too. I JUST HATE THOSE FANS... not all fans, JUST THOSE FANS I LISTED ABOVE...

aDONIS
08-25-2012, 09:43 PM
Episode 13: Christopher Columbus

Adonis was doing home work when...
TDFE Hiding Place stoopid

A: Christopher columbus sailed the ocean blue
in 1492. You know, i really hate this guy. he's so selfish


Ladies gentleman and children Who are faint in the heart.
May wanna leave now, cuz im dissing this bitch Who claims he was the start
Of America Bitch, your such a liar.
Ive been asked to dis, And now im on fire.
Youve been pissing me off since 1492.
I wish your ship sunk in the ocean blue.
Ill sink all 3 of your ships, With My pro dis rap.
You Lying, credit stealing, Ugly crap.
You went On a trip to prove the worlds not flat.
Really. Man... how stupid is that?
TDFE Hiding Place

aDONIS
09-06-2012, 08:06 PM
Ok. Sorry for not doing this. Computer has a virus. And i dont like typing stuff up on my sisters laptop.

aDONIS
09-06-2012, 08:19 PM
Episode 14: HUNGER GAMES FANS

Adonis was on his laptop when.

A: What the fuck? whats going on with this thing?
NO! IT HAS A VIRUS! DAMMIT!
*Adonis manages to read the following before his computer Breaks*


Diss Rap The Hunger Game Fans...

Not ALL of the Hunger Game fans... but these ones:

The ones who hate on the live-action Katniss because SHE WASN'T BLACK
The ones who hate on the live-action Rue BECAUSE SHE WAS BLACK
The ones who hate on live-action Katniss BECAUSE SHE WASN'T SCRAWNY, ENOUGH!!!

They hated on the film (not because of the actor's performances) but SOLELY because of their skin color and size... they write angry threatening letters to the film crew and actors because OF THESE F**KING MINOR CHANGES!!! (Not even really changes, they hinted in the books about Katniss's not-really scrawny body and both Katniss and Rue's skin color)

They ESPECIALLY went all out calling the filmmakers "racist" because they made Rue black and Katniss white... even though, it was mentioned in the book!

I just want to discuss my thoughts on the Hunger Games movie (IT WAS AN AWESOME MOVIE, BTW... seriously, one of my favorite films this year.) and these fans are like "THE FILM RUINED THESE CHARACTERS", "THE FILM SUCKS FOREVER BECAUSE OF BLAH BLAH BLAH", "THOSE PEOPLE WERE RACIST ASSHOLES AND YOU'RE A RACIST a**hole FOR LIKE IT"... GOD!

These are the fans that deserve to get dis-rapped... will you do it?


A: I will... Eventually

*Adonis then blacked out from Shock and complete pissed off-ness*



*Adonis wakes up in The hospital*



A: W..W...What happened?
Doctor: Well, you fell into a coma.
A: How long have i been out?
Doctor: I Dunno. Bout a week? I Knew you were waking up soon. you were sleep rapping
A: Rap... I know i have to do something about rap...
Doctor: Well you did say something about hunger games....
A: Nope. Nothing.... OH WAIT.



[spoiler:wr69vm6h]If your fans, why you dissing the movie?
Honestly, i think its kinda n00by
To get mad cuz the main character wasnt black.
Im the 25th tribute. Special lyrical attack.
I honestly think you dont Have a clue.
Calling yourself fans. But you complain over Rue.
I agree with the people. your really annoying.
You should piss me off a little more. Right now im just toying.
Ive spit nasty flames, and my rhymes are way hotter.
if your gonna be a bunch of bitches then just stick with Harry Potter[/spoiler:wr69vm6h]

09-06-2012, 08:21 PM
Sweett man. One thing though.

You should make them a little longer.. Just a little bit!

Good rap bro!

aDONIS
09-06-2012, 08:24 PM
Sweett man. One thing though.

You should make them a little longer.. Just a little bit!

Good rap bro!


I Focus mainly on people, Specific people. which is why That aws short. Columbus was short. Sawyer Was long. etc.

09-06-2012, 08:36 PM
Sweett man. One thing though.

You should make them a little longer.. Just a little bit!

Good rap bro!


I Focus mainly on people, Specific people. which is why That aws short. Columbus was short. Sawyer Was long. etc.


Ok.. I got one!!

Can You diss my Trade School??

I HATE IT!

I took BTA.. Buisness class.

I was the only white kid/guy there by choice... Had to tell people I took it on accident.

My friends got switched from their classes. So now they have 2nd break. And I have 1st. Only me and people from other schools.

We get searched every week for Weed.

The people on the bus are loud and obnoxious.

I'm trying to listen to Skrillex but they wont STFU!!!

I have 1 friend from a diffrent school. Raymond. Don't diss him.

I know more about computers then my Teacher!!

Mrs. rivers (Teacher) coughs in my face alot. Treats me like I'm stupid. And keeps giving me stuff day after day for me to get signed. She's like 70.

My computer wont connect to the internet. So I'm sitting there doing hard work thats not even getting saved.

Please diss my school!!

aDONIS
09-06-2012, 08:40 PM
Sweett man. One thing though.

You should make them a little longer.. Just a little bit!

Good rap bro!


I Focus mainly on people, Specific people. which is why That aws short. Columbus was short. Sawyer Was long. etc.


Ok.. I got one!!

Can You diss my Trade School??

I HATE IT!

I took BTA.. Buisness class.

I was the only white kid/guy there by choice... Had to tell people I took it on accident.

My friends got switched from their classes. So now they have 2nd break. And I have 1st. Only me and people from other schools.

We get searched every week for Weed.

The people on the bus are loud and obnoxious.

I'm trying to listen to Skrillex but they wont STFU!!!

I have 1 friend from a diffrent school. Raymond. Don't diss him.

I know more about computers then my Teacher!!

Mrs. rivers (Teacher) coughs in my face alot. Treats me like I'm stupid. And keeps giving me stuff day after day for me to get signed. She's like 70.

My computer wont connect to the internet. So I'm sitting there doing hard work thats not even getting saved.

Please diss my school!!



Specifics?

09-06-2012, 08:45 PM
Sweett man. One thing though.

You should make them a little longer.. Just a little bit!

Good rap bro!


I Focus mainly on people, Specific people. which is why That aws short. Columbus was short. Sawyer Was long. etc.


Ok.. I got one!!

Can You diss my Trade School??

I HATE IT!

I took BTA.. Buisness class.

I was the only white kid/guy there by choice... Had to tell people I took it on accident.

My friends got switched from their classes. So now they have 2nd break. And I have 1st. Only me and people from other schools.

We get searched every week for Weed.

The people on the bus are loud and obnoxious.

I'm trying to listen to Skrillex but they wont STFU!!!

I have 1 friend from a diffrent school. Raymond. Don't diss him.

I know more about computers then my Teacher!!

Mrs. rivers (Teacher) coughs in my face alot. Treats me like I'm stupid. And keeps giving me stuff day after day for me to get signed. She's like 70.

My computer wont connect to the internet. So I'm sitting there doing hard work thats not even getting saved.

Please diss my school!!



Specifics?


My Teacher
My Bus Drivers and Fellow Passengers.
The Principal for switching break.
My Computer. :brick:

Kurloz
09-09-2012, 06:00 PM
Dear,Andoni
I have a problem
There's a kid in my new school named Noah
He cries all the time
One time we told him to get markers
Guess what happend(He cried )
He turns a simple question into a nerdy question
Me:What is gravity
My answer: Something to keep you down
His answer:
Well depends where you are
If your on the moon zero gravity
If your on the dark si........ect......






Please dis him


Big Mac

09-09-2012, 07:59 PM
Dear,Andoni
I have a problem
There's a kid in my new school named Noah
He cries all the time
One time we told him to get markers
Guess what happend(He cried )
He turns a simple question into a nerdy question
Me:What is gravity
My answer: Something to keep you down
His answer:
Well depends where you are
If your on the moon zero gravity
If your on the dark si........ect......






Please dis him


Big Mac


I have a serious ethnical problem with this request.

It sounds if anything you should be dissed instead of him.

aDONIS
09-09-2012, 08:02 PM
^this

Uprising
09-09-2012, 09:55 PM
Can you diss the replacement NFL referees?

aDONIS
09-29-2012, 12:21 AM
Sorry bout not doing this in a while, Ive been working on recording some

aDONIS
10-02-2012, 06:39 PM
I Need A story writer

aDONIS
10-05-2012, 07:03 PM
Episode 15: Sane's Trade School



[spoiler:1sttre9d]*All of the Erboh.com people were talking...*

Spike: Oh Hey SuperRapz, whatsup?
SR: Nothing much. Just walking around.

Then Sane walks up to them.....
Sane: Have you guys seen Adonis? I Need him for a dis rap.

Spike: Nope
SR: Havent seen him.

Sane: Weird, he's like gone....



*Then there's a screaming noise coming from a cliff*

Sane: ITS ADONIS!!!!

*Spartica Smacks Sane across the face*

Spartica: Thats Not Adonis, its my cat.... *He turns around* But over there its Adonis.


Adonis: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Adonis hits the ground*

Adonis: Hey guys, what did i miss?

Sane: Nothing really, but i have a dis rap request for ya....












Can You diss my Trade School??

I HATE IT!

I took BTA.. Buisness class.

I was the only white kid/guy there by choice... Had to tell people I took it on accident.

My friends got switched from their classes. So now they have 2nd break. And I have 1st. Only me and people from other schools.

We get searched every week for Weed.

The people on the bus are loud and obnoxious.

I'm trying to listen to Skrillex but they wont STFU!!!

I have 1 friend from a diffrent school. Raymond. Don't diss him.

I know more about computers then my Teacher!!

Mrs. rivers (Teacher) coughs in my face alot. Treats me like I'm stupid. And keeps giving me stuff day after day for me to get signed. She's like 70.

My computer wont connect to the internet. So I'm sitting there doing hard work thats not even getting saved.

Please diss my school!!



Adonis: OHHH HEELLL TO THE NAHHHH! *Runs back up the clif, and backflips off. and lands.*
Adonis: Lets do this![/spoiler:1sttre9d]




[spoiler:1sttre9d]Lets go, Im back for hire.
Im about to light these BTA Bitches on fire.
your a bunch of idiots, morons, and fools.
you guys are all about to get trade SCHOOLED.
Cuz ive got skills, that kill, be afraid of my words.
Ive the best flow that anyone has ever heard.
But enough about me. How about this bus driver
I Hope that you crash, and your the only non survivor
And for this 70 year old teacher, thats spits in Lukes face,
I Have some fresh Ass whooping for ya heres a little taste...
And for the passangers, pray that me and you guys never meet.
Cuz if you all do, your in for one unpleasent treat.
PEACE![/spoiler:1sttre9d]

10-05-2012, 08:14 PM
epic man. escpecially the bus driver line. LOl we got a new driver too!

aDONIS
10-05-2012, 08:57 PM
Niicee! Lol.

aDONIS
10-06-2012, 06:14 PM
Next rap soon!! Any story writers???

aDONIS
10-06-2012, 06:17 PM
and requests? I thought i had a waiting list. nevermind. Lol

aDONIS
10-08-2012, 01:37 PM
Im now doing forumer disses, Only total bitches though. And you guys know who i have in mind

10-08-2012, 01:39 PM
Diss Zoroark

Faker
10-08-2012, 01:39 PM
Zoroark.

aDONIS
10-08-2012, 01:41 PM
DING DING DING, The gold medal goes to SPIKE AND SANE For correctly guessing the asshole I Had in mind

aDONIS
10-19-2012, 05:12 PM
Bump

gosick
10-26-2012, 11:11 PM
what happened w/ zoroark when i was absent from the fourm?

RLYoshi
10-26-2012, 11:42 PM
I can be a story writer.

Also, I request that you dis me. I'm autistic, 15 years old, wannabe rapper, brony, gamer, nerd, addicted to Minecraft, been single all my life and no luck of changing that anytime soon, shy and quiet, and I spend all my time on the computer when not struggling in school.

Have at me.

Faker
10-27-2012, 09:45 AM
I can be a story writer.

Also, I request that you dis me. I'm autistic, 15 years old, wannabe rapper, brony, gamer, nerd, addicted to Minecraft, been single all my life and no luck of changing that anytime soon, shy and quiet, and I spend all my time on the computer when not struggling in school.

Have at me.
GO BRONIES! :drinking:

aDONIS
11-10-2012, 04:19 PM
im not dissing ppl who want thereselves dissed



requests

aDONIS
11-19-2012, 07:25 PM
Requests?

Uprising
11-19-2012, 07:26 PM
http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=6863

This please?

aDONIS
11-21-2012, 10:19 PM
Episode 16: Kyle


[spoiler:36unqw1u]Adonis was at his school spelling bee when..

Announcer: Okay, Spell Car

Random Kid: K-A-R Kar.

Announcer: Correct! Oh wait, nevermind. get your ass off the stage.

Adonis steps up...

Okay Adoni, spell...
I have a dis rap request. This guys name is Kyle. He is one of the popular kids at my school, but I don't have a damn clue why. He thinks he's an awesome rapper but his "raps" are all exactly the same, and all absolutely suck. They sound like he's breathing into a microphone as he's rapping. It's honesty pitiful. And get this: his favorite rapper is Mac Miller. He wears Blue Slide Park shirts and NBA jerseys with shorts even if its 20 degrees outside. His rapper name is Big Mac, and when asked if he would get sued by McDonalds, his answer? YOLO. He is covered in acne, gets maybe a 2.0 each semester and is overall a jackass to anybody who isn't popular. I need as many people as I can get to dis the living shit out of this a**hole. Consider this a request to everybody. Thanks! Uprising



Adonis: I - H-A-V-E A D-I-S..... Wait a minute!!![/spoiler:36unqw1u]



[spoiler:36unqw1u]Fuck a Big Mac, id rather have a whopper.
Shooting Rhymes at you like an attack helicopter.
Yea we all know "You Only Live Once"
Maybe thats why you have a 2.0 Average Dunce!
Your favorite rapper is Fucking Mac Miller?
Ive been hired to dis, now im a Kyle Killer.
Im coming at you, so you better be scared.
Actually be terrified, cuz now im your worst nightmare.
And Im pretty sure anyone could stomp you in a battle , Ya heard me?
Fucking mess with Up again and ill rip your gay ass Jerseys.
People think your cool, but I Dont have a damn clue Why.
Infact, you should just fucking DIE.
Goodbye![/spoiler:36unqw1u]

Uprising
11-21-2012, 10:23 PM
Awesome job man! Thanks so much!

Dragonglue5
11-22-2012, 12:23 AM
Thought you were gonna do my dis raps for hire that i wanted Lloyd to do

aDONIS
11-22-2012, 11:12 PM
i was, i couldnt find the topic, ill try again tmw

aDONIS
12-13-2012, 10:50 PM
anyone?

aDONIS
12-13-2012, 10:52 PM
ill start with youtube requests also

BobbyBobber
12-14-2012, 04:48 PM
Dis Mac Miller. He sucks D, also I finished my verse for our recording, Im just waiting for you to PM me your email so I can send it.

aDONIS
12-16-2012, 09:27 AM
Special Request. Episode 17: Popular Jerks.

[spoiler:1yboywkg]I got this PM From Maria last night.



hey can you dis the popular jerks in my school? All of them are stuck up idiots
all of them are really rich and stuck up. they think they are the top people. they make fun of me and my friends.
Richard Mazza Gianna Sce Alyssa Barbera. they always say rude things give people looks that make them feel like shit. Richard is a football player and is a complete jock. Gianna is really rich and she is a complete b***h and she whines and complains about everything. She has her own little clique and if you are not in it you are a loser. Alyssa is a complete a**hole she makes everyone look like they are nothing compared to her she is really competitive and she is also a b***h.
Richard is really tall and he is a complete flirt. Alyssa has a really built body she is a really cold hearted person. Gianna is well ummm i guess fat and she thinks she is all that. she flirts it is disgusting and dusturbing
Gianna has given me the nastiest looks she comments on everything I do. Alyssa on "accident" smashed into my leg on accident. I saw Richard picking on one of the unpopular kids and he hits on my friends all the time[/spoiler:1yboywkg]


[spoiler:1yboywkg]-Adonis Walks into the Studio-

Ahem.. Why do you guys feel the need to be a bitch?
Thinking your dumbasses can talk shit because your rich.
But that comes with a price, and your all about to bleed.
Cuz your the targets of dis rap SEVENTEEN!
Lets start with Gianna, no one fucking cares about your "Clique"
In fact, how bout you take it and shove it up your dick?
And ive heard your fat, youve got a huge amount of flab.
And Alyssa, with that body you can be considered a MAN.
Your all a bunch of assholes, and you all know why.
Alyssa accidentally hurts Maria's leg but I on purpose make you die.
Next is Richard, a complete flirt.
Ill deck your ass to the ground, make you eat the dirt.
That'll teach you assholes to never mess with Maria
Now you can all go eat some lunch. Nevermind, Gianna just ate the pizzaria[/spoiler:1yboywkg]

L
12-16-2012, 11:15 AM
Diss the CN shooter

BobbyBobber
12-16-2012, 11:24 AM
Diss the CN shooter
DEW IT.

Uprising
12-16-2012, 12:36 PM
Diss the CN shooter
YES YES YES

aDONIS
12-20-2012, 08:26 PM
ASBFJDSBFJDSBFKSDJBFKDSJB

aDONIS
01-27-2013, 07:27 PM
Bringing these back

Wumbo
01-27-2013, 08:03 PM
I will collab with you if you want :D

aDONIS
01-28-2013, 08:37 PM
YUS

aDONIS
03-25-2013, 07:32 PM
anyone have a request?

aDONIS
04-22-2013, 07:26 PM
Anyone?

sane
04-22-2013, 07:31 PM
I want you to diss me. I could use the motivation. I've been told I was smart. But I don't apply myself. Truth is, I'm a lazy douche. I never do homework, and then get mad when I get grounded. I'm a condescending a-hole most of the time, and I always have to say something. I'm funny I've been told, but I don't know when to stop being funny. I make anti-jokes all the time about tragedies. I am a conspiracist, and a hypocrite.

aDONIS
04-26-2013, 10:24 PM
I want you to diss me. I could use the motivation. I've been told I was smart. But I don't apply myself. Truth is, I'm a lazy douche. I never do homework, and then get mad when I get grounded. I'm a condescending a-hole most of the time, and I always have to say something. I'm funny I've been told, but I don't know when to stop being funny. I make anti-jokes all the time about tragedies. I am a conspiracist, and a hypocrite.

I dissed u already

Uprising
04-26-2013, 10:26 PM
Diss me. I'm sure you've got plenty of things.

aDONIS
05-26-2013, 11:05 PM
Back in business

Umbreon
06-08-2013, 07:03 PM
Because you asked for a request....i'll leave the same one i gave Zoroark a while back:
Dear Adonis
I need your help. When i was a kid, my sister was living with us (She was 20 at the time). She never payed rent and always mooched off of us. One night, my father asked her to start paying rent and they got into an argument. Later that night, cops came to the door and took me away and put me in CPS. We later found out that she called CPS on us and got me taken away. I went through hell for a year because of it and i feel that it has ruined my life. She is currently in her mid to late 20's, always changes her hair color (It is blonde right now) and she has a daughter she barely pays attention to. She lives with her father in a small dirty 1 room apartment. She is also online 99% of the time. Her name is Heather. PLEASE diss her Lloyd....i need it.

Katz
06-09-2013, 04:08 AM
Glad to see ya back, 'cap'n!

aDONIS
07-02-2013, 07:24 PM
Episode 18: Heather

The Story:

*Adonis just arrived at his baseball game*
"Hey Coach, whats the batting line up for today"?
"Here you go."
"Yes! Im batting first!"
"You may want to check the other side"
Dear Adonis
I need your help. When i was a kid, my sister was living with us (She was 20 at the time). She never payed rent and always mooched off of us. One night, my father asked her to start paying rent and they got into an argument. Later that night, cops came to the door and took me away and put me in CPS. We later found out that she called CPS on us and got me taken away. I went through hell for a year because of it and i feel that it has ruined my life. She is currently in her mid to late 20's, always changes her hair color (It is blonde right now) and she has a daughter she barely pays attention to. She lives with her father in a small dirty 1 room apartment. She is also online 99% of the time. Her name is Heather.

"WHAT?"

Adonis went up to bat and slammed a homerun, when he was rounding third base, it began to morph into a recording studio, by time he reached home, it was a full studio, and he was ready.


The Rap:


*Taps Mic*
Hello? Excuse me, sorry for the slight delay.
But Adonis is back in business, and Im here to stay
Im sickened by this bitch, damn, she cant be serious
Are you messed up in the brain? Im extremely curious.
Heather doesnt wanna pay rent, would rather be a mooch
But the next part of this is what makes you a douche.
If you ever end up homeless on the streets, you earned it.
Cause you dumbass bitch called the Child Protection Service
Seriously, what the fuck were you doing?
Dragged your bro into it, and now his life is ruined.
Youve got your daughter and her father in a dirty one room apartment
Its a fact thats proven, your fucking Heartless
This is the end for now. And you know im not messing.
Heather needs to learn her damn lesson

aDONIS
07-31-2013, 12:38 AM
Okay really. its sad to see no one request anymore. this was my favorite part of the forum. Please, request. Im officially back in DRFH.

Uprising
07-31-2013, 12:58 AM
You should write a dis rap about Abraham Lincoln.

aDONIS
07-31-2013, 07:18 PM
Episode 19: Abe Lincoln?

I guess im dissing the ex-president, who always told the truth
So ill start off by thanking mr john wilkes booth.
Your an ass Mr Abe, so you better get ready
I'd throw in my two cents, but your face is on the penny.
Uprising requested this dis for no reason
But Imma dis you so hard that itll be considered treason
This Is Dis rap number Nineteen, dissing pres 16
Try to rap back but your dead, so bitch please.
My names flareon, im the abe lincoln defeater
Mr Lincoln, would you like to take a trip to Ford's theatre?

aDONIS
08-07-2013, 12:36 PM
Okay. Who has a suggestion for Episode 20?

aDONIS
08-31-2013, 02:20 AM
SOMEONE REQUEST.. WAHH