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Cool-The-Renegade
07-14-2012, 02:22 PM
Hey guys!

I'm working hard to make my battles the best they can be, but not even Pete does it alone! He works with Lloyd! I'll post match-ups, lines, and verses from time to time (OBVIOUS SPOILERS INVOLVED). I would appreciate any and all feedback on all of the above! I trust my fellow Underdogs with this, and trust that you will be very helpful!

DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU WANT TO AVOID SPOILERS.

Cool-The-Renegade
07-14-2012, 02:33 PM
So, I've been looking for someone to verse General Custer. Any ideas?

Spars
07-14-2012, 02:57 PM
Hm....General Custer vs Colonel Cluster? Or vs ??// I don't have a clue for someone he could face lol!

Cool-The-Renegade
07-14-2012, 03:04 PM
I HAD someone perfect, but forgot. I'm thinking of a guy who got a bad rap.

Spars
07-14-2012, 03:08 PM
Bad Rep.Hmm........I'm not good at coming up with opponents for someone I know nothing about XD I looked up Custer's Wikipedia...didn't help much. I'm trying to think of one....I'll get back to you if I think of someone. OH WAIT! Barack Obama? XD

Cool-The-Renegade
07-14-2012, 03:14 PM
I've got two ideas:

General Custer vs. John Proctor

General Custer vs. Benedict Arnold

Either sound good?

Spars
07-14-2012, 03:19 PM
I like Benedict Arnold.

Cool-The-Renegade
07-14-2012, 03:34 PM
Agreed. Two American generals who got bad reputations! Sweet! I'll see what I can do.

In the meantime, remember that battle I hinted at?

Spars
07-14-2012, 03:41 PM
Which One? The one in Thumb's thread here in this section? Then Yes.

Cool-The-Renegade
07-14-2012, 04:33 PM
Yep. I'm gonna reveal that one here and post a verse or two. I can't seem to get this character perfect.

Cool-The-Renegade
07-14-2012, 04:37 PM
Spoiler!

[spoiler:1hk1e83e]Father Damien Karras (The Exorcist) vs. Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice)

Betelgeuse:
Betelgeuse:
Uh, Bless me father, for I have sinnedÖ
A lot in fact, where do you want me to begin?
I sin for a living, well, an afterliving, I guess,
But thatís how it is when you get to be the best!
You really think that possessed brat is scary?
I make her sideshow act look like a night in the library!
Iíll beat you so bad, youíll still be crying on our bi-centennial,
Go on ahead; Make my millennium![/spoiler:1hk1e83e]

To be honest, I only LOVE the last line.

Spars
07-16-2012, 12:47 AM
I like them! And,I just released my Tosh.0 vs Bill Cosby if you wanna check it out?

Cool-The-Renegade
07-17-2012, 01:16 PM
Thanks! And I did, and it was your best so far!

Cool-The-Renegade
01-11-2013, 12:43 AM
This is just a little thank you to you guys who stuck by UI in its hardest times. So without further ado...

[spoiler:13lh1iwh]EEEEEEEEEEEPIC FAN-MADE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT...
VS!
JOHN F. KENNEDYYY!
BEEEEGIN!

*FDR's background is that of nuclear explosions, etc... He manages to stand using steel braces on his legs.*
FDR:
They see me rolliní, they hatiní Ďcause they jelly,
Of my style, the way I win wars is straight deadly!
Let me tell you what YOU can do for America,
Pack up and GET OUT! You let the RUSSIANS scare yaí!
You didnít even fight in Russia! Viet Nam? Thatís cute.
Ever hear of World War 2? How Ďbout nukes? Try Ďem sometime, dude!
You donít deserve the seat you were assigned, so beat it, you chunky chump,
Looks like somebody had one too many jelly donuts!

*JFK cuts back and forth from a normal camera angle, being behind a podium, and rapping while riding in his Lincoln automobile*
JFK:
Polio-no! Whereíd all the GOOD presidents go?
Please, you didnít even live long enough to see your nukes blow!
Born in Hyde park; That would make sense, youíre two-faced,
Who the fuck would lie their country into a war, anyways?
You collected a million stamps? Iíll admit thatís weird, kid,
But I wouldnít put it past a man who married his own cousin!
We can all see what this battle is leading to,
The only thing you have to fear isÖ Wait for it... How bad Iím beating you!

*JFK kicks FDR in the chest, and he falls backwards into his wheelchair. This wheelchair, of course, has spinning rims.*

FDR:
Physical binds hide a greater mind, your raps will never stop this,
I got elected four times and no one tried to kill ME in office!
Happy birthday, Mr. President, hereís a beating, I (w)rapped it,
I wouldíve liked to see YOU try to take on the fascists!
Space race? More like space CASE, you canít handle these rhymes,
In fact, youíre only fit for hand-me-down chicks who have been done a dozen times!
You canít stop bitching Ďbout the commies long enough to pull troops from Nam,
Forgive me and remember my face, but Iíll still beat you by a long shot!

*At the word 'shot', a gunshot is heard, and JFK falls back in his Lincoln. The car stops, and the medics run onto the scene. As they pronounce him dead, the announcer grimaces, and opens the ERB rule book.*

IN THE EVENT OF AN ASSASSINATION OF A PRESIDENT DURING THE COURSE OF A BATTLE, HE IS TO BE SUCCEEDED BY HIS VICE PRESIDENT. SO, MR. JOHNSON, WOULD YOU KINDLY-

*Lyndon B. Johnson steps out of the shadows...*

Johnson: Gladly.

LBJ:
Let me tell you something: The end of this is imminent,
You suck so much, you couldnít keep a vice president!
Hang on, Iím serving up rhymes hotter than napalm,
Just stay calm, America, let me take this fake on!
Youíre way gone, Miss Roosevelt, you donít know whether to bow or courtesy,
Your ma wanted a girl, so what? Is your masculinity hurting?
When it comes to debates, there IS no below the belt,
How can you save the US? You canít even stand up for yourself!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEPIC...
(Too Soon! Too soon! Booooooooo-)
FAN-MADE RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY![/spoiler:13lh1iwh]

Remember that this is a VERY early version, and there is editing to be done, not to mention finding a beat. Thanks again for sticking with UI, guys. this is my gift to you. Let me know what you think!

YellowNerd
01-11-2013, 07:49 AM
Holy fuck nuts, that is godly