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Leo Leonardo III
01-04-2012, 09:37 PM
*sigh* So I just got news from a friend that he is gonna get jumped by about 10 people. I can't do anything, since he lives farther away from me. Chances are that he won't win the fight. (10 vs 1, duh.) What I ask of you guys is that when he tells me of these individuals, details and all, I want you guys to dis them so hard, they will be speechless. Then I'll post this to him, he'll post this to everyone in his school, then chaos of awesome dissing will unravel. I just hope he won't get that hurt, and you guys would help me out with a bit of vengeance. :|

Leo Leonardo III
01-04-2012, 10:07 PM
I just want at least one guy to help me out, I mean it's the least I could do for him :(

ERBoH
01-04-2012, 11:39 PM
Just get some info on them and we'll have some disses.

But I must warn you, dissing people may instigate an altercation!

Cool-The-Renegade
01-05-2012, 04:29 PM
I'm in. I promise this to you. Only cowards need 10 people, and they DESERVE the diss.
I'll make it my best yet. I mean, 10 people... That's a lot of people... and a LOT of dis points. >:)

Leo Leonardo III
01-05-2012, 05:10 PM
I got my friend, who miraculously survived, to gather a BUNCH of information on these punks, here you go.

All 10 of these guys are gang members, they use drugs, they always outnumber their victims, they get high off of Sharpie markers, they think they are popular, they cannot use proper grammer, they fail at getting both good grades and girls, they are hispanics, they are major bullies, they have been deprived of a good childhood, they make fun of "nerds" that play videogames, they think of nothing at all, they are major douche-bags because they always say whore or slut to girls, they :boxing: with smaller kids just for fun, and to top it off, they hate animals! Their leader, Vincent, has a shitty haircut, he ENCOURAGED violence on little people, and he punched my friend really hard in the gut, AND he always WANTS to fight. Their 2nd in command, Adam, is all brawn and no brains, he works out all day yet still couldn't attract any girls, he is always ridiculing people in the most hypocritical way, and he cannot dance even if he had the best dancing teacher in the world. The rest of the people aren't even worth talking about. About my friend..... He got pulled to the side and they all beat him up after P.E. :explode:

Cool-The-Renegade
01-05-2012, 10:17 PM
"Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!"
ER: Dude, look! There's a fight going on! It's totally fine to settle your differences how you have to, as long as it's a fair fight. That's how real men- HUH?!
COWARDS.
*Get's on phone*
Yo, Fachini. Hey, I need to know what you know about these guys. They're...
*A few minutes later...*
Alright, alright, this fight is over. Besides, you won't be able to throw a single PUNCH when I'm done with you. Listen:

I'm sick and tired of dicks like these who think they're tough,
You all think you're bad-ass? Let me be the first to call your bluff.
I count ten spineless pussies who have to gang up to win,
You're not cool 'cause you have slightly darker pigmented skin.
Ten on one? f*ck no, we don't play that way in America, listen to what I say.
Can't speak english? Seems like you just jumped the border yesterday, compadres!
You're in a gang? What's it called? The "Penisless Friends"?
Take a few hundred grammar classes and come back when you've failed all of em.
You don't look all that smart with that sharpie up your nose,
You don't scare me, You're finally getting served, assholes.
You're not bad-asses, you're bullies, you pick on the small kids,
Pick on someone your own size, what, are you scared of me, b*tch?
Don't be bitter and belligerent because you lacked a good childhood,
Have you considered therapy? In my opinion, you really should.
Calling chicks sluts and whores wont EVER get you laid,
Good luck in prison, amigos, I hope you like shower ass-raids!

Alright, which one is Adam? All you douchebags look the same,
I'll beat his head in so bad that he'll forget his own name!
But he's so dumb, he could do it himself, he's all brawn and no brain,
Ese, you're a rhythmless b*tch who can't dance, and you're about to get slain!
You're a LOSER, a hypocrite, you work out all day,
But chicks STILL don't like you, Hey, they probably think you're gay!
What, am I hurting your poor ego? Feel free to cry,
You hate nerds who play videogames? I think I know why:
You can't get get good grades OR girls, your life is going nowhere,
Maybe it's because your leader has the world's shittiest hair!

Speaking of Vincent... that's your name, right, chico?
Um, hello? f*ck it, this guy is mentally slow!
You may have punched Fachini's friend in the gut, but that won't get by me,
You're gonna regret that, I'm about to beat you fatally!
You're always up for a fight? I'd be glad to put you in a hospital bed,
You better thank me, b*tch, you'll be lucky you're not dead!
You're just a druggie punk, you stand no chance,
I dare you to take me on without shitting in your pants!
Run away while you still can, Vince, you and your gang are both weak,
Fachini, pick up your friend while I knock these asses into next week!

01-05-2012, 10:20 PM
Not only was that awesome ER, I just read it with the beat of PAWN. and it was cash.

Cool-The-Renegade
01-05-2012, 10:25 PM
Thanks! I love PAWN! I hadn't thought of that, but now that I have, I love this Dis Rap even more! Thanks for the feedback! :)

Leo Leonardo III
01-05-2012, 10:41 PM
Oh... My... God... :o Thank you so much for doing this, me and my friend thank you SO MUCH.

Cool-The-Renegade
01-05-2012, 10:42 PM
No problem, Fachini! Any time!

SuperRapz
01-10-2012, 12:24 AM
I got my friend, who miraculously survived, to gather a BUNCH of information on these punks, here you go.

All 10 of these guys are gang members, they use drugs, they always outnumber their victims, they get high off of Sharpie markers, they think they are popular, they cannot use proper grammer, they fail at getting both good grades and girls, they are hispanics, they are major bullies, they have been deprived of a good childhood, they make fun of "nerds" that play videogames, they think of nothing at all, they are major douche-bags because they always say whore or slut to girls, they :boxing: with smaller kids just for fun, and to top it off, they hate animals! Their leader, Vincent, has a shitty haircut, he ENCOURAGED violence on little people, and he punched my friend really hard in the gut, AND he always WANTS to fight. Their 2nd in command, Adam, is all brawn and no brains, he works out all day yet still couldn't attract any girls, he is always ridiculing people in the most hypocritical way, and he cannot dance even if he had the best dancing teacher in the world. The rest of the people aren't even worth talking about. About my friend..... He got pulled to the side and they all beat him up after P.E. :explode:
Alright, Fachini! Here Goes:

Adam! Pull One Punch And Your Done!
You Mexicans Beat Guys Up For Fun?
What A Bunch Of Pricks!
A Couple Of Fags That Suck Each other's Dicks!
Thats All You Are!
By The Way, Vince, That Haircut Wont Get You Far!
All Of Your Are Simply Bullshit!
When Im Done You'll All Need A First Aid Kit!
Not Even Smooth Could Teach You How To Dougie,
Why Dont You Get Back To Mexico In Your Buggie?
All You Haters Better Back Off!
You Ghetto Bitches Make Me Scoff!
You Hate Animals? SHIT Is That A Tiger?
NOPE! Chuck Testa! Do You Worship Geiger?
Get Back Your Bong, Dont Pick A Fight You Cant Finish!
Its Not Just Vincent, Nope, Its ALL Of You I'll Diminish!
You Piss Me Off Too Much For Me To Stop!
Hey By The Way, My Girlfriends Fathers A Cop!
Ill Have All Of You Locked Up!
And Have You Shipped To Europe!
Your All Pussies, Every One Of You!
You Have The Brains Of A Shoe!
Not Two! Just One!
Scratch That, What Brain?
All That Getting High Fucks With Your Head,
And Will Even Slow You In Bed!
Not That You'll Get That Far,
Considering Your Smell Could Leave A Scar!
Ill Punch You In The Gut If I Ever See You,
Ill Make Your Nose Swell Up Like A Jew!
Im Not Done Yet, This Is Far From Over!
Roll Over Red Rover!
Ill Bring Your Snapped Bones Over!
Ive Got Friends Too,
Whupping Your Ass Is As Easy As Counting To 2!
Ill Snap Your Neck,
And Make Sure Your Back's Erect!
You Mother Fuckers Have Got No Life,
Making Little Kids Fight? I Oughta Pull Out My Knife!
Ill Crush Your Asses!
Your As Slow As Molasses!
Not One Of You Could Win Over Me,
Ill Break Your Face With Just My Knee!
Ill Paint My Name Out In Your Blood,
As You All Fall To Th Floor With A Thud!

NiceTyler
01-10-2012, 06:13 AM
I would have been nice, but i figure you don't deserve it,
you 10 idiots couldn't stand against 10 from the forums!
Adam, your such an idiot,
your buffing up your muscles... they probably aren't legit,
Vincent, your a disgrace to all leaders,
I'm gonna be a really bad driver and you can be the parking meter!
You think your cool, allowing violence on little people?
I'll say it to your face cause your a pussy not because I'm like Evel Knievel!
I was on drugs for a good 4 years,
bullied for most of my life yet i wipe away my tears,
and now I'm NiceTyler, I'm happy your here,
you've gone down the wrong road, and too dumb to retrace your steps oh dear!
People have died of bullying get it through your head before this bullet!
getting girls is the least of your problems your full of it!
How would you like it if Jake5600 punched your guts?
And to top it off, the rest of us forumers will keep your mouths shut!
You claim you've been deprived of a childhood? WHOOP DEE DEE!
It's not your parents or anyone else who controls who you want to be!
Calling girls whores is not the way to go,
I'll laugh my ass off when your asses gets chewed off by a leo!
you fight with little kids? I'll teach you how to box!
Then Jake5600 will throw you in a heapload of locks!
You always wanna fight? You won't know left to right!
Lawl will put fluttershy in, she'll kick your ass so bad you'll see a white light!
You can't dance? I can dance like MJ!
Your so bad, you'll beat Justin Bieber with great shame!
Your gang members? or people we won't remember?
the guy you beat KNOWS he will live to see 100 more decembers!
What kind of people beat up people after P.E?
Whats the bet you lost that game against he?
We don't need to have stealth to kill you 10 in the night,
come to erboh.com, and we all will pull you to the side!

Leo Leonardo III
01-10-2012, 04:35 PM
Wow, I'm glad I have friends on the forum, you 3 all deserve a medal :drinking: :drinking: :drinking:

SkylarErnest
02-12-2012, 07:26 PM
Skylar's Probably Not So Good Dis Rap:

When going against Skylar,
you whole gang will go down,
With that Bieber-wannabe haircut,
you look like a clown,
I don't get high off of sharpies,
I feel bad for you son,
of course your gonna win,
it's 10 vs. 1!
"Nurdz on computors, man thay can't be smart"
Ha the last job you had,
was at Wal-Mart.
How you can you be popular?
When you sound like an ape,
9 out of the 10,
have been in a gang-rap.
Vincent your a d-bag,
who is hiding in his closet,
Quick! Find a hot guy,
he has to make a deposit,
Brains over bronze,
I got both!
Adam is an idiot,
just a big oath.
Fachini I want you to know,
I always got your back,
When ever your in trouble,
Here I come with a rap!!!

Peace.

SkylarErnest
02-12-2012, 07:29 PM
Also SuperRapz, I happen to be Jewish and that kind of offended me. So can you keep that to yourself? Don't mean to be mean but yah... kind of offensive.

Leo Leonardo III
02-12-2012, 07:49 PM
Awesome bro :D