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WoodenHornets
07-19-2012, 02:15 AM
here you can discuss about my audio series and if you wanna be in one or just suggest a good fanmade rap battle on here. http://soundcloud.com/sunkistluva
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The Godfather
07-19-2012, 04:23 AM
Noice! It's nice to see some talent here! Do you think you could do one of my battles?

WoodenHornets
07-19-2012, 05:45 AM
Noice! It's nice to see some talent here! Do you think you could do one of my battles?
sure. whatever one you would like me to do. :)

The Godfather
07-19-2012, 11:22 AM
This one!


(Point out errors please, I know there are some)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRRY
MUFASA VS. TIGER WOODS
BEGIN!

Tiger Woods:
Hey, arenít you supposed to be dead
Just to tell your son to go to bed
So he doesnít have to see me obliterate you
Honestly, who taught you to rap? Your raps are poo.
You just suck at rapping, and life too.
Tell James Earl Jones to go back voicing Darth Vader
And also tell him not to just say (Darth Vader comes in) NOOOOOOOOOO!
I only cheated on my wife cause sheís an ugly b*tch
I know that sounds rude but she was such a witch
While I was playing golf with Jack Nicholas
We watched The Lion King and I think I almost became dickless
While you were out hunting hyenas
I was screwing your wife in that cave of yours.
It was quite roomy in there.
Not in the cave, if you know what I mean.
Honestly, Iíd suggest you to leave before you start crying
I donít care if youíre the king of the jungle
Cause to me, your just the king of damned.


Mufasa:
MY NAME IS MUFASA
Iím apart of the Mensa
I was voiced by the motherf***king James Earl Jones
Iíll turn you into bones
What do you do now?
Freaking cheat on your wife
Nothing can cool my strife.
Just get the hell out of my life.
Your stupid,
Like Cupid
I know that was random, but I donít care
At least, I know Iíll have better raps than you.
You used to be the best golfer around,
But know it takes you 6 freaking tries in mini golf course
People only know you cause you play golf and cheat on your wife,
People know me from the greatest Disney film of your life.
I died the most epic death of them all,
You probably die of AIDS from your scrawny little balls


Tiger Woods:
Well, thatís great that youíre a part of something
But, you suck more than the Things
Youíre going to end up like Billy Mays, dead in the middle of the battle.
At least, I did something in my life instead of waiting for my wife to fetch my food.
You know your being very rude dude.
You were popular in the 90ís
Know youíre just a part of the stuff when the mind flees
Even if my raps arenít good.
Iíll always know your raps suck more than the Little Engine that Could.
Iíll call my homeboy Scar
And weíll probably push you off the cliff again.

(Scar and Tiger Woods push Mufasa off the cliff and the same thing that happens in Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays)
Announcer: Is there anyone out there? Anyone.
(Simba pushes Scar in a fire)
Simba:
You know Tiger?
Youíre as lame as the freaking Liger
From Napoleon Dynamite.
Your wife is always getting a fight
Cause your light
I know that didnít make sense
But, everyone knows that itís common sense
Imma win this battle
This wonít end up like Things 1 and 2
Simbaís the best
And you said you screwed my mom
These days, bestiality isnít cool you homo
You killed my father
Drove me out of my kingdom
You stupid pile of s*it
You may be a good golfer,
But you suck Chris Colferjfkís dick

WHO WON
WHOíS NEXT
YOU DECIDE (actually)

EPIC RAP BATTLESSSSSSSSS OF HISSSSSSSTORY

L
07-19-2012, 01:18 PM
This one!


(Point out errors please, I know there are some)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORRRRRY
MUFASA VS. TIGER WOODS
BEGIN!

Tiger Woods:
Hey, arenít you supposed to be dead
Just to tell your son to go to bed
So he doesnít have to see me obliterate you
Honestly, who taught you to rap? Your raps are poo.
You just suck at rapping, and life too.
Tell James Earl Jones to go back voicing Darth Vader
And also tell him not to just say (Darth Vader comes in) NOOOOOOOOOO!
I only cheated on my wife cause sheís an ugly b*tch
I know that sounds rude but she was such a witch
While I was playing golf with Jack Nicholas
We watched The Lion King and I think I almost became dickless
While you were out hunting hyenas
I was screwing your wife in that cave of yours.
It was quite roomy in there.
Not in the cave, if you know what I mean.
Honestly, Iíd suggest you to leave before you start crying
I donít care if youíre the king of the jungle
Cause to me, your just the king of damned.


Mufasa:
MY NAME IS MUFASA
Iím apart of the Mensa
I was voiced by the motherf***king James Earl Jones
Iíll turn you into bones
What do you do now?
Freaking cheat on your wife
Nothing can cool my strife.
Just get the hell out of my life.
Your stupid,
Like Cupid
I know that was random, but I donít care
At least, I know Iíll have better raps than you.
You used to be the best golfer around,
But know it takes you 6 freaking tries in mini golf course
People only know you cause you play golf and cheat on your wife,
People know me from the greatest Disney film of your life.
I died the most epic death of them all,
You probably die of AIDS from your scrawny little balls


Tiger Woods:
Well, thatís great that youíre a part of something
But, you suck more than the Things
Youíre going to end up like Billy Mays, dead in the middle of the battle.
At least, I did something in my life instead of waiting for my wife to fetch my food.
You know your being very rude dude.
You were popular in the 90ís
Know youíre just a part of the stuff when the mind flees
Even if my raps arenít good.
Iíll always know your raps suck more than the Little Engine that Could.
Iíll call my homeboy Scar
And weíll probably push you off the cliff again.

(Scar and Tiger Woods push Mufasa off the cliff and the same thing that happens in Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays)
Announcer: Is there anyone out there? Anyone.
(Simba pushes Scar in a fire)
Simba:
You know Tiger?
Youíre as lame as the freaking Liger
From Napoleon Dynamite.
Your wife is always getting a fight
Cause your light
I know that didnít make sense
But, everyone knows that itís common sense
Imma win this battle
This wonít end up like Things 1 and 2
Simbaís the best
And you said you screwed my mom
These days, bestiality isnít cool you homo
You killed my father
Drove me out of my kingdom
You stupid pile of s*it
You may be a good golfer,
But you suck Chris Colferjfkís dick

WHO WON
WHOíS NEXT
YOU DECIDE (actually)

EPIC RAP BATTLESSSSSSSSS OF HISSSSSSSTORY
i like it.

The Godfather
07-19-2012, 09:35 PM
Thank you!

L
07-19-2012, 10:07 PM
Thank you!
your welcome comrade

The Godfather
07-19-2012, 10:09 PM
Thank you!
your welcome comrade
For your sign Brickman, make it like this!

Join S.T.A.R.S (then put a reason here)

L
07-19-2012, 10:09 PM
Thank you!
your welcome comrade
For your sign Brickman, make it like this!

Join S.T.A.R.S (then put a reason here)
thank you.

The Godfather
07-19-2012, 10:13 PM
Your welcome comrade! :p

WoodenHornets
07-20-2012, 04:33 AM
the stars group get a sneak peak on which rap i am gonna write next.

?????? ???????? ??????????: You should tag your video's as mind raping thriller!
?????: Well at least my face don't look like Jeff the Killer (see the creepypasta jeff the killer for a pic)

TRY TO GUESS! IF YOU DO I WILL EXPLAIN THE MATCHUP!

^_^

The Godfather
07-20-2012, 11:40 AM
the stars group get a sneak peak on which rap i am gonna write next.

?????? ???????? ??????????: You should tag your video's as mind raping thriller!
?????: Well at least my face don't look like Jeff the Killer (see the creepypasta jeff the killer for a pic)

TRY TO GUESS! IF YOU DO I WILL EXPLAIN THE MATCHUP!

^_^
Michael Jackson vs. Marilyn Manson?

WoodenHornets
07-20-2012, 11:42 AM
the stars group get a sneak peak on which rap i am gonna write next.

?????? ???????? ??????????: You should tag your video's as mind raping thriller!
?????: Well at least my face don't look like Jeff the Killer (see the creepypasta jeff the killer for a pic)

TRY TO GUESS! IF YOU DO I WILL EXPLAIN THE MATCHUP!

^_^
Michael Jackson vs. Marilyn Manson?
nope... hint: the question marks replace the letters of the names. ;)

The Godfather
07-28-2012, 01:40 PM
the stars group get a sneak peak on which rap i am gonna write next.

?????? ???????? ??????????: You should tag your video's as mind raping thriller!
?????: Well at least my face don't look like Jeff the Killer (see the creepypasta jeff the killer for a pic)

TRY TO GUESS! IF YOU DO I WILL EXPLAIN THE MATCHUP!

^_^
Michael Jackson vs. Marilyn Manson?
nope... hint: the question marks replace the letters of the names. ;)
I have no idea.