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ZoroarkPKMN
07-25-2012, 03:08 PM
Welcome to Channel 12: Dis Raps for Hire by ZoroarkPKMN, Pokemon-Style, or Regular Version.

Leave suggestions for who you want to be dissed

NOTE: I do not do forumer disses! New episodes every week!


UPCOMING DRFH -- Grandpa Will
[spoiler:xxsrf1rt]Granny's handy dandy
Spit rhymes sweet as sour candy
Tellin' grankids their fat and lazy
I'm sure that Willy here is crazy![/spoiler:xxsrf1rt]

Faker
07-25-2012, 03:15 PM
Dis Rap Kony as Mewtwo

07-25-2012, 03:17 PM
Diss Conan O Brien as Yourself.

Roy49
07-25-2012, 03:21 PM
Dis rap the "Joker" theater shooter as a Croagunk

07-25-2012, 03:24 PM
.... have u read the first post?

Faker
07-25-2012, 03:28 PM
.... have u read the first post?

Yeah, Leave suggestions for who you want to be dissed

Duh

ZoroarkPKMN
07-25-2012, 03:32 PM
Dis rap the "Joker" theater shooter as a Croagunk

I'm doing the shooter as myself. It's not really an official Dis Rap though, just a warm-up later today.

ZoroarkPKMN
07-25-2012, 03:47 PM
Episode 0 -- James Holmes

[spoiler:3268szkj]Welcome to Channel 12 Dis Raps for Hire. My name is ZoroarkPKMN and here we will talk about the Dis Raps for Hire. Now...umm, what's going on with the telepropter? No, no, it's not showing anything. Okay I can wait....okay, it's back. Wait...HUH?!

*telepropter reads:

There's this dickbag named James Holmes who recently walked into a theater during the midnight premiere of Batman: The Dark Knight Rises and shot the place up. 70 people were wounded and 12 people were killed. A woman even got half of her face blown off! When the guy was caught by the police, he said that he was the "Joker". The cops tried to invade his apartment, but the place was boobytrapped. He is currently under trial for his actions and I think he should be executed. This happened in Colorado. The good part about it is that Christian Bale visited all of the victims of the shooting recently. He even died his hair orange! This guy is a total jerk! DISS HIM HARD.*

Grr! Criminal bastard! RAAARRRGGGH![/spoiler:3268szkj]

[spoiler:3268szkj]Whoa! Fear my return!
I'm 'bout to make James Holmes get verbally burned
I mean god damn, someone throw this f**king a**hole a bone!
So that he makes sure never again to boobytrap is own home
And although I'm not a fan of Batman, I'll still verbally hit him!
But because of you, Christian Bale even visited your victims
I'm not gonna f**k with a dude who called himself the Joker
But if that's so, I would never use you in poker
I got requested by common sense to diss you hard
But with your orange hair, you look like a retard!
At least I'm not some dipshit who's life is so lame
That James has to walk into theaters and kill people like Bane
Federal arrest, bitch! You got pwned by the Union!
And every person on Earth thinks that you should be executed
Your crimes were so harsh, they're gonna deport you to Mexico
That'll teach ya for shooting down innocent people in Colorado
Oh no, you've got a gun! You think you're so tough?
Tell that to the chick who got half her face blown off
70 wounded people wanna tell you to go to hell
But at least while you're down there you won't meet the other twelve!
You're a total jerk! You dickbag criminals should die!
So let this "Dark Knight Rise", you just faced my rhymes!

(Goodnight!)[/spoiler:3268szkj]

07-25-2012, 03:50 PM
YOU'RE BACK!

Roy49
07-25-2012, 06:23 PM
Dis rap Chris Brown as a Croagunk

ZoroarkPKMN
07-25-2012, 07:11 PM
NOTE: For those who want a diss rap, leave info on the person you want diss-rapped. I don't know much about Kony or Chris Brown, so post some info on why you think they should be dissed. :p

Roy49
07-25-2012, 07:25 PM
This post explains the reasons WHY I HATE CHRIS BROWN'S EXISTENCE:

viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1976&start=135#p102089 (http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1976&start=135#p102089)

You can also use it as part of the request, if you're interested.

ZoroarkPKMN
07-25-2012, 07:49 PM
This post explains the reasons WHY I HATE CHRIS BROWN'S EXISTENCE:

viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1976&start=135#p102089 (http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1976&start=135#p102089)

You can also use it as part of the request, if you're interested.

A lot of info. I guess Chris Brown is the next episode...

Spars
07-25-2012, 07:56 PM
Yay your back! I always felt bad when you stopped and I didnt even mean to piss you off..but yay!

ZoroarkPKMN
07-26-2012, 04:19 PM
COMING SOON...

[spoiler:3frb1xie]I've had enough of you beating down innocent whores
And to add to that, didn't even show Rihanna remorse!
Your probably the only dude around here who does coreographed dance
At least I'm not f**king around with a guy who's got no dick in his pants!
Although your music's not as infuriating as JB or Rebecca Black
You still act like a douche, so why don't ya cut the crap?[/spoiler:3frb1xie]

Roy49
07-26-2012, 04:36 PM
COMING SOON...

[spoiler:3flu397d]I've had enough of you beating down innocent whores
And to add to that, didn't even show Rihanna remorse!
Your probably the only dude around here who does coreographed dance
At least I'm not f**king around with a guy who's got no dick in his pants!
Although your music's not as infuriating as JB or Rebecca Black
You still act like a douche, so why don't ya cut the crap?[/spoiler:3flu397d]
This is going to be good.

ZoroarkPKMN
07-26-2012, 04:39 PM
COMING SOON...

[spoiler:2q7albn7]I've had enough of you beating down innocent whores
And to add to that, didn't even show Rihanna remorse!
Your probably the only dude around here who does coreographed dance
At least I'm not f**king around with a guy who's got no dick in his pants!
Although your music's not as infuriating as JB or Rebecca Black
You still act like a douche, so why don't ya cut the crap?[/spoiler:2q7albn7]
This is going to be good.

It's actually coming today...

Roy49
07-26-2012, 04:45 PM
COMING SOON...

[spoiler:3e4850x6]I've had enough of you beating down innocent whores
And to add to that, didn't even show Rihanna remorse!
Your probably the only dude around here who does coreographed dance
At least I'm not f**king around with a guy who's got no dick in his pants!
Although your music's not as infuriating as JB or Rebecca Black
You still act like a douche, so why don't ya cut the crap?[/spoiler:3e4850x6]
This is going to be good.

It's actually coming today...

I cannot wait. :D

ZoroarkPKMN
07-26-2012, 05:52 PM
Episode 1 -- Chris Brown

[spoiler:sjbyvuaw]Zoroark is on the internet.

Hmm...I should check my e-mails.

Zoroark goes on yahoo and logs into his e-mail account. He sees that he has 1 message.

What's this?

Zoroark sees the sender is Roy49. He opens up the letter.

HUH?!


Dis rap Chris Brown as a Croagunk

For Chris Brown, in terms of music, I think he is an OK musician. He doesn't have really infuriatingly bad music (like Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black) but he has had some songs that made him look like a total douche (Like "Dueces"). He has made some bad songs in his career, though. (I don't like "Kiss Kiss" or "Yeah (3x)" that much at all).

What pisses me off about him is that he is an truly awful human being. He was infamously known for brutally abusing Rihanna that has forever stained his career. He has shown in later incidents (such as screaming at paparazzi and smashing a chair through his window) that he is a beast with uncontrollable anger issues. That aside, what REALLY makes me hate this guy is how he shows NO REMORSE for abusing Rihanna. Sure, he has done some things to try and look in for his career but he has been show to not have ANY idea how horrible of a thing he has done. Worse there are MANY people who think that Chris Brown deserve forgiveness for this act, despite himself not showing any true signs of guilt or grief. In fact, many of the music industry seems to have forgiven him as well. He is still making SUCCESSFUL singles and albums and has EVEN WON a Grammy after this, as well as performing 2 TIMES in the Award Ceremony. However, despite this I hate his fans even more, while Chris doesn't deserve the good stuff he has been getting. His fans don't help, either. They believe that Chris was an innocent angel throughout the entire situation, thinking things like "Rihanna deserved to get punched for being such a b***h" and "Rihanna should have defended herself, that whore" or even "Rihanna started it all, so it wasn't Chris's fault". Even though, Rihanna was only reported to have done minor attacks on Chris compared to the awful injures that responded from Chris abusing her. His fans praise Chris for how wonderful a person he is and how he never deserved ANY (despite it being not that much) punishment for his actions.

Also, he relies on autotune and lip synching to hide his average talent... which is awful, too.

So, is this a good enough explanation why I hate this man's guts and want him to be dis rapped TO OBLIVION?

Grrr...phony, cheap douchebags!! RAAAARRRRGGGHH![/spoiler:sjbyvuaw]

[spoiler:sjbyvuaw]Zoroark DIS RAPPING like a a boss, now listen
I'm not here to mock ALL about your anger ambitions.
Let's kick it!
Kiss kiss? Fuck Chris! I'm representing Roy49!
You punched a chick in the face and your career declined!
You autotuned little poser, who's got no average talent
Lip syncing isn't gonna keep your carerr balanced
You think you derserve high praise for being more famous than an Olympian?
Well I'm 'bout to diss rap Chris INTO OBLIVION!
I've had enough of you beating down innocent whores
And to add to that, didn't even show Rihanna remorse!
Your probably the only dude around here who does coreographed dance
At least I'm not f**king around with a guy who's got no dick in his pants!
Although your music's not as infuriating as JB or Rebecca Black
You still act like a douche, so why don't ya cut the crap?
I haven't seen a bigger fag than Liberacci
Smashing chairs through windows and screaming at paparazzi? (Oh!)
RAAARRRGGHH! Fans respect you Brown, believe yer an innocent angel
Your music may be okay, but your life is unstable
Roy pities your existence, but I'm here to destroy it!
And success with your singles? Bullshit, I'll break all of your awards, bitch!
You guilty-ass dickbag cunt, you're a truly awful human being
I hope you know that you ain't what your fans are seeing
What really makes me hate this guy is that your fans are obsessive
Believing Rihanna deserved a beating, I call that possessive.
I'm 'bout to diss Chris, show him why he's a bitch
You'll get punished once and for all, finished, because I'M SUPER-PISSED!
Why don't you go back on your concert stage and sing Deuces you douche
It hurts to see girls who actually think you're cute
Well when they see your face covered in blood after I smash in your teeth
They'll realize that Mr. Brown is just a freaking creep!
But that's the end of this story! Pokemon Dis Raps are back!
Tune in next time, when we give a certain show host a rap
And take my advice Chris, before you go off and beat more ladies
Girls may like badboys, but your behavior's a maybe.

(Your crazy!)[/spoiler:sjbyvuaw]

07-26-2012, 06:25 PM
Umm... Damn it. I thought i finally was gonna win the DR4H contest.. Then the pro came back.

ZoroarkPKMN
07-26-2012, 06:29 PM
Umm... Damn it. I thought i finally was gonna win the DR4H contest.. Then the pro came back.

Lol. Thanks SBS. ;)

Roy49
07-27-2012, 12:09 AM
Episode 1 -- Chris Brown

[spoiler:34jpmukr]Zoroark is on the internet.

Hmm...I should check my e-mails.

Zoroark goes on yahoo and logs into his e-mail account. He sees that he has 1 message.

What's this?

Zoroark sees the sender is Roy49. He opens up the letter.

HUH?!


Dis rap Chris Brown as a Croagunk

For Chris Brown, in terms of music, I think he is an OK musician. He doesn't have really infuriatingly bad music (like Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black) but he has had some songs that made him look like a total douche (Like "Dueces"). He has made some bad songs in his career, though. (I don't like "Kiss Kiss" or "Yeah (3x)" that much at all).

What pisses me off about him is that he is an truly awful human being. He was infamously known for brutally abusing Rihanna that has forever stained his career. He has shown in later incidents (such as screaming at paparazzi and smashing a chair through his window) that he is a beast with uncontrollable anger issues. That aside, what REALLY makes me hate this guy is how he shows NO REMORSE for abusing Rihanna. Sure, he has done some things to try and look in for his career but he has been show to not have ANY idea how horrible of a thing he has done. Worse there are MANY people who think that Chris Brown deserve forgiveness for this act, despite himself not showing any true signs of guilt or grief. In fact, many of the music industry seems to have forgiven him as well. He is still making SUCCESSFUL singles and albums and has EVEN WON a Grammy after this, as well as performing 2 TIMES in the Award Ceremony. However, despite this I hate his fans even more, while Chris doesn't deserve the good stuff he has been getting. His fans don't help, either. They believe that Chris was an innocent angel throughout the entire situation, thinking things like "Rihanna deserved to get punched for being such a b***h" and "Rihanna should have defended herself, that whore" or even "Rihanna started it all, so it wasn't Chris's fault". Even though, Rihanna was only reported to have done minor attacks on Chris compared to the awful injures that responded from Chris abusing her. His fans praise Chris for how wonderful a person he is and how he never deserved ANY (despite it being not that much) punishment for his actions.

Also, he relies on autotune and lip synching to hide his average talent... which is awful, too.

So, is this a good enough explanation why I hate this man's guts and want him to be dis rapped TO OBLIVION?

Grrr...phony, cheap douchebags!! RAAAARRRRGGGHH![/spoiler:34jpmukr]

[spoiler:34jpmukr]Zoroark DIS RAPPING like a a boss, now listen
I'm not here to mock ALL about your anger ambitions.
Let's kick it!
Kiss kiss? f**k Chris! I'm representing Roy49!
You punched a chick in the face and your career declined!
You autotuned little poser, who's got no average talent
Lip syncing isn't gonna keep your carerr balanced
You think you derserve high praise for being more famous than an Olympian?
Well I'm 'bout to diss rap Chris INTO OBLIVION!
I've had enough of you beating down innocent whores
And to add to that, didn't even show Rihanna remorse!
Your probably the only dude around here who does coreographed dance
At least I'm not f**king around with a guy who's got no dick in his pants!
Although your music's not as infuriating as JB or Rebecca Black
You still act like a douche, so why don't ya cut the crap?
I haven't seen a bigger fag than Liberacci
Smashing chairs through windows and screaming at paparazzi? (Oh!)
RAAARRRGGHH! Fans respect you Brown, believe yer an innocent angel
Your music may be okay, but your life is unstable
Roy pities your existence, but I'm here to destroy it!
And success with your singles? Bullshit, I'll break all of your awards, b***h!
You guilty-ass c**t, you're a truly awful human being
I hope you know that you ain't what your fans are seeing
What really makes me hate this guy is that your fans are obsessive
Believing Rihanna deserved a beating, I call that possessive.
I'm 'bout to diss Chris, show him why he's a b***h
You'll get punished once and for all, finished, because I'M SUPER-PISSED!
Why don't you go back on your concert stage and sing Deuces you douche
It hurts to see girls who actually think you're cute
Well when they see your face covered in blood after I smash in your teeth
They'll realize that Mr. Brown is just a freaking creep!
But that's the end of this story! Pokemon Dis Raps are back!
Tune in next time, when we give a certain show host a rap
And take my advice Chris, before you go off and beat more ladies
Girls may like badboys, but your behavior's a maybe.

(Your crazy!)[/spoiler:34jpmukr]

THAT WAS EPIC! SERIOUSLY, I love this battle. It may be one of my favorite dis raps I've seen on this forum. You really are great!

L
07-27-2012, 12:26 AM
Can dis rap the syrian regime? y know, for killing many innocent civilians?

ZoroarkPKMN
07-27-2012, 07:27 AM
Can dis rap the syrian regime? y know, for killing many innocent civilians?

Can you give me more of an explanation?

Everyone who requested a Dis Rap give me more info! I need it to write the battle!

ZoroarkPKMN
07-27-2012, 04:15 PM
ATTENTION PEOPLE: If you requested someone to be Dis-Rapped, please post more info about them. I don't know much about Kony, the Syrian Regime, or Conan O'Brian. :p

L
07-27-2012, 05:52 PM
Can dis rap the syrian regime? y know, for killing many innocent civilians?

Can you give me more of an explanation?

Everyone who requested a Dis Rap give me more info! I need it to write the battle!
the Syrian conflict, which has been going on for a little over a year, started when an opposition group wanted to overthrow the current leader. This led to fighting that has claimed 7000 lives, most of which is from the governmental forces killing a) civilians who are trying to flee the country,b) anyone who leaves the military, and c) the opposing forces.
The regime has resorted to bombing their own suburbs because opposition groups have taken over that area.
Several massacres have taken place since then, which is really bad.

ZoroarkPKMN
07-27-2012, 07:37 PM
[quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":2mvvirxn]Can dis rap the syrian regime? y know, for killing many innocent civilians?

Can you give me more of an explanation?

Everyone who requested a Dis Rap give me more info! I need it to write the battle!
the Syrian conflict, which has been going on for a little over a year, started when an opposition group wanted to overthrow the current leader. This led to fighting that has claimed 7000 lives, most of which is from the governmental forces killing a) civilians who are trying to flee the country,b) anyone who leaves the military, and c) the opposing forces.
The regime has resorted to bombing their own suburbs because opposition groups have taken over that area.
Several massacres have taken place since then, which is really bad.[/quote:2mvvirxn]

Coming right up! It should be up by tomorrow. Early tomorrow. I'm seeing Spider-man for the second time with my friends. :D

L
07-27-2012, 07:44 PM
thanks bro

ZoroarkPKMN
07-27-2012, 09:11 PM
TOMORROW...

[spoiler:74n75bbc]I'm a striaght-up disser to worthless countries like Syria
With how your business is, I'd rather be in Libya
Here's some trivia: What country started fights that ended lives?
The Syrian regime killed 7000 of their kind! No lie![/spoiler:74n75bbc]

L
07-27-2012, 10:56 PM
Hell yeah

Spars
07-27-2012, 11:16 PM
Can you diss my stepfather George? He thinks he can come in my family and do whatever he wants to me. He doesnt do it to me or my sister or brother,but my 2 stepsisters (his kids) he hits alot. He always makes them cry. He screams at us nonstop calling us lazy. When he doesnt even have a job and just sits around watching TV all day. He leeches off my mom and does nothing to help this family and he gets treated like a God by my mom. He has stole money from her once and threatened to kill her then stormed off making us think we'd never see him again but he came back later. REALLY DRUNK. PLEASE DESTROY HIM! As a Mewtwo

ZoroarkPKMN
07-28-2012, 06:23 AM
Can you diss my stepfather George? He thinks he can come in my family and do whatever he wants to me. He doesnt do it to me or my sister or brother,but my 2 stepsisters (his kids) he hits alot. He always makes them cry. He screams at us nonstop calling us lazy. When he doesnt even have a job and just sits around watching TV all day. He leeches off my mom and does nothing to help this family and he gets treated like a God by my mom. He has stole money from her once and threatened to kill her then stormed off making us think we'd never see him again but he came back later. REALLY DRUNK. PLEASE DESTROY HIM! As a Mewtwo

I'll have it done in a couple of days! ;p

ZoroarkPKMN
07-28-2012, 06:43 AM
Episode 2 -- Syrian Regime

[spoiler:32v6jgyv](Zoroark is watching the news)

Zoroark: Ugh. The news is SOOO boring...

Newscaster: In other news, the Syrian Regime has been killing many innocent people.

Zoroark: HUH?

(Zoroark walks over to his computer and checks his messages on erboh.com)

(1 New Message. Zoroark opens it and reads a message from Toa Tahu the Brickman

Zoroark: HUH?!


Can dis rap the syrian regime? y know, for killing many innocent civilians?

the Syrian conflict, which has been going on for a little over a year, started when an opposition group wanted to overthrow the current leader. This led to fighting that has claimed 7000 lives, most of which is from the governmental forces killing a) civilians who are trying to flee the country,b) anyone who leaves the military, and c) the opposing forces.
The regime has resorted to bombing their own suburbs because opposition groups have taken over that area.
Several massacres have taken place since then, which is really bad.

Zoroark: Grrr...evil, murderous TRAITORS!! RAAARRRGGHH![/spoiler:32v6jgyv]

[spoiler:32v6jgyv]I'm a striaght-up disser to worthless countries like Syria
With how your business is, I'd rather be in Libya
Here's some trivia: What country started fights that ended lives?
The Syrian regime killed 7000 of their kind! No lie!
Now I write these rhymes for Toa Tahu the Brickman
So act quick man, this empire acts like such a bitch, man!
And I'm not trying to diss the whole country, I mean, that's wrong!
But when several massacres take places, I'm obligated to write this song!
I'll wipe the Syrian Regime off of the face of the planet
Then shit on all your faces, which is really bad, man!
I drop lyrical bombs, but not on my own country!
I drop 'em on Syria's dumbass, shit-stained armies
Ya know, if you're gonna bomb the suburbs, don't let that be your last resort
Because if diss rappings involved, then you're gonna be thwarted!
You wanna overthrow your leader, and start a huge conflict, so bad
I think this shit is cryptic, so suck my dickbag!
With this attitude, your country's gonna hit the floor
But most of my disses are like government forces
I'd kill you three ways, lemme name them right now:
A) I'd slit your throats, B) I'll diss you out
And C) I diss bitches more than I have ever before
Before you leave the military, let's hear this opposing force
I.....................
Diss quick
Don't quit
Diss armies throwing a fit
Don't mess with this dude
Before I bomb your suburbs with my shit
You don't even let your civilians leave, that's crap
Just let them leave, because some people can't handle a DISS RAP, RAP, RAAAAAAAPPP!
Like that!
I can diss you all day, I can go a little over a year
Don't matter, just remember Zoroark's your greatest fear
But if not, I'm not gonna diss you 'till you die
I'll get Navy SEAL Team 6 to come and drop by

(Goodbye!)[/spoiler:32v6jgyv]

L
07-28-2012, 11:16 AM
Badass. that was fucking awesome

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 11:18 AM
You called my country worthless? :(

L
07-28-2012, 11:25 AM
You called my country worthless? :(
dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 11:29 AM
[quote="God of Bronies":1727jahm]You called my country worthless? :(
dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:1727jahm]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.

L
07-28-2012, 11:30 AM
[quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":2gfoqd0v][quote="God of Bronies":2gfoqd0v]You called my country worthless? :(
dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:2gfoqd0v]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.[/quote:2gfoqd0v]
those people deserve to be dissed. diss all the Soldiers...

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 11:31 AM
[quote="God of Bronies":3cn2sjb4][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":3cn2sjb4][quote="God of Bronies":3cn2sjb4]You called my country worthless? :(
dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:3cn2sjb4]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.[/quote:3cn2sjb4]
those people deserve to be dissed. diss all the Soldiers...[/quote:3cn2sjb4]
Still, I don't call America a worthless country, do I? The Syrian Regime killed Syrians, and if they are so worthless, why take the time to write the diss rap?

L
07-28-2012, 11:33 AM
[quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":gaaz4j7z][quote="God of Bronies":gaaz4j7z][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":gaaz4j7z][quote="God of Bronies":gaaz4j7z]You called my country worthless? :(
dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
those people deserve to be dissed. diss all the Soldiers...[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
Still, I don't call America a worthless country, do I? The Syrian Regime killed Syrians, and if they are so worthless, why take the time to write the diss rap?[/quote:gaaz4j7z]
i meant the soldiers you mentioned... take it up with Zoroark...

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 11:34 AM
[quote="God of Bronies":384nevv1][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":384nevv1][quote="God of Bronies":384nevv1][quote="Toa Tahu the Brickman":384nevv1][quote="God of Bronies":384nevv1]You called my country worthless? :(
dont think he did it intentionally towards you...
He dissed the regime bro[/quote:384nevv1]
Don't fucking care, worthless countries like Syria? I think you should diss rap the American soldiers who committed war crimes in Iraq, the American soldiers who taunted Iraqi children with water, and threw puppies from cliffs. The soldiers who tortured prisoners of war in Abu Ghraib and urinated on dead bodies. Please diss those men and women who claim to fight for freedom but in the end just commit such atrocities.[/quote:384nevv1]
those people deserve to be dissed. diss all the Soldiers...[/quote:384nevv1]
Still, I don't call America a worthless country, do I? The Syrian Regime killed Syrians, and if they are so worthless, why take the time to write the diss rap?[/quote:384nevv1]
i meant the soldiers you mentioned... take it up with Zoroark...[/quote:384nevv1]
Whatever.

L
07-28-2012, 11:35 AM
lets get :backtotopic:

Spars
07-28-2012, 01:46 PM
GoB...your from the UK though..how is Syria your country?

Spars
07-28-2012, 01:47 PM
GoB...your from the UK though..how is Syria your country?

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 01:57 PM
Same way you double-posted. Yes, I was born and bred in UK, my family is from the UK, I never stepped foot on Syrian soil, I hardly know much about Syria but...

ZoroarkPKMN
07-28-2012, 02:23 PM
Guys, guys, guys! I was given a request, and I did it. GOB, I'm sorry if it offended you.

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 02:25 PM
Guys, guys, guys! I was given a request, and I did it. GOB, I'm sorry if it offended you.
Then do my suggestion and diss the worthless country America, who goes off and pokes its nose into others countries businesses.

L
07-28-2012, 02:27 PM
Guys, guys, guys! I was given a request, and I did it. GOB, I'm sorry if it offended you.
Then do my suggestion and diss the worthless country America, who goes off and pokes its nose into others countries businesses.
This...
that is why i plan to leave America...
i sound like a hypocrite
i dont give a shit

ZoroarkPKMN
07-28-2012, 02:29 PM
[quote=ZoroarkPKMN]Guys, guys, guys! I was given a request, and I did it. GOB, I'm sorry if it offended you.
Then do my suggestion and diss the worthless country America, who goes off and pokes its nose into others countries businesses.
This...
that is why i plan to leave America...
i sound like a hypocrite
i dont give a shit[/quote:1ijw3v8k]

Okay, seriously, let's stop being silly. I'm not gonna diss America. I'm very sorry GOB, can we just drop this?

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 02:29 PM
[quote=ZoroarkPKMN]Guys, guys, guys! I was given a request, and I did it. GOB, I'm sorry if it offended you.
Then do my suggestion and diss the worthless country America, who goes off and pokes its nose into others countries businesses.
This...
that is why i plan to leave America...
i sound like a hypocrite
i dont give a shit

Okay, seriously, let's stop being silly. I'm not gonna diss America. I'm very sorry GOB, can we just drop this?[/quote:1cihra8w]
You dissed Syria.

L
07-28-2012, 02:30 PM
[quote=ZoroarkPKMN]Guys, guys, guys! I was given a request, and I did it. GOB, I'm sorry if it offended you.
Then do my suggestion and diss the worthless country America, who goes off and pokes its nose into others countries businesses.
This...
that is why i plan to leave America...
i sound like a hypocrite
i dont give a shit

Okay, seriously, let's stop being silly. I'm not gonna diss America. I'm very sorry GOB, can we just drop this?[/quote:3k32odaf]
agreed.

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 02:30 PM
[quote="God of Bronies":2m4vcww3][quote=ZoroarkPKMN]Guys, guys, guys! I was given a request, and I did it. GOB, I'm sorry if it offended you.
Then do my suggestion and diss the worthless country America, who goes off and pokes its nose into others countries businesses.
This...
that is why i plan to leave America...
i sound like a hypocrite
i dont give a shit

Okay, seriously, let's stop being silly. I'm not gonna diss America. I'm very sorry GOB, can we just drop this?[/quote:2m4vcww3]
agreed.[/quote:2m4vcww3]
See, this is why I don't like being French. :(

ZoroarkPKMN
07-28-2012, 02:33 PM
COMING TOMORROW
THE FIRST REVIVAL OF POKEMON DISSING...

[spoiler:23rcrpz8]A big douche who leeches off of Larvitar's mom
I've destroyed a whole mansion, so I can't be topped
I make scientists cower in fear when they see me!
This stupid stepfather who thinks he's the bee's knees?
Please![/spoiler:23rcrpz8]

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 02:43 PM
Meh.

So, you diss Syria because you get a request but not America. *sigh* I knew this would come.

At least I'm not Syrian, then I'd take it seriously.

Although, I don't like being Canadian, it's not that fun.

You know what IS fun? Canoeing.

I hope Syrians have canoeing.

Does America have canoeing?

Does America have anything?

It has Beiber.

I like pie, do you?

So, when is the diss rap coming out?

L
07-28-2012, 02:46 PM
Meh.

So, you diss Syria because you get a request but not America. *sigh* I knew this would come.

At least I'm not Syrian, then I'd take it seriously.

Although, I don't like being Canadian, it's not that fun.

You know what IS fun? Canoeing.

I hope Syrians have canoeing.

Does America have canoeing?

Does America have anything?

It has Beiber.

I like pie, do you?

So, when is the diss rap coming out?
we americans have canoeing

ZoroarkPKMN
07-28-2012, 02:49 PM
So, when is the diss rap coming out?

Hopefully either tomorrow or Monday.

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 02:50 PM
[quote="God of Bronies":l4k5a5te]Meh.

So, you diss Syria because you get a request but not America. *sigh* I knew this would come.

At least I'm not Syrian, then I'd take it seriously.

Although, I don't like being Canadian, it's not that fun.

You know what IS fun? Canoeing.

I hope Syrians have canoeing.

Does America have canoeing?

Does America have anything?

It has Beiber.

I like pie, do you?

So, when is the diss rap coming out?
we americans have canoeing[/quote:l4k5a5te]
Can I write a diss rap against you Americans?

Moonjik
07-28-2012, 02:50 PM
So, when is the diss rap coming out?

Hopefully either tomorrow or Monday.
But Monday is AGES away! :(

Spars
07-28-2012, 03:37 PM
Looks amazing!

ZoroarkPKMN
07-29-2012, 01:29 PM
Episode 3 -- George

[spoiler:4kgzoa8d]Zoroark is drinking coffee with his friend Mewtwo.

buzz, buzzz

Oh! That's my phone, I got a text.

Zoroark checks the text.

HUH?!

What does it say?


Can you diss my stepfather George? He thinks he can come in my family and do whatever he wants to me. He doesnt do it to me or my sister or brother,but my 2 stepsisters (his kids) he hits alot. He always makes them cry. He screams at us nonstop calling us lazy. When he doesnt even have a job and just sits around watching TV all day. He leeches off my mom and does nothing to help this family and he gets treated like a God by my mom. He has stole money from her once and threatened to kill her then stormed off making us think we'd never see him again but he came back later. REALLY DRUNK. PLEASE DESTROY HIM!

Grrr...dumb, abusing DICKS!! RAAARRGGHH!

Count me in![/spoiler:4kgzoa8d]

[spoiler:4kgzoa8d]I diss dickbags who beat their own kids so bad
I'm 'bout to lyrically explode all over Larv's dad!
You sit down watching TV all day, what the hell is your problem?
He'll keep messin' with your stepsisters if he's really that dumb
Beating kids black and blue until they're excessively bleeding
I mean I'd rather sit down and hear your nonstop screaming
Seriously, go out and get a mothaf**king job!
Life's not so easy, ya can't do whatever you want
You ain't so Zeus or no Jesus, so George, don't be treated like a god
Why don't you get a real life instead of f**king with this lieutenant's mom?
And Larv, with your stepdad and all, I gotta say, that sucks
But if he doesn't shape up, your whole fam will be fuu...fuuu..ffuuuuuuuuccckkked!
I'm Mewtwo, best of 'em all, can't be caught, HELLZ YEAH!
This dickbag George beats his kids and screams a lot, goddamn!
A big douche who leeches off of Larvitar's mom
I've destroyed a whole mansion, so I can't be topped
I make scientists cower in fear when they see me!
This stupid stepfather who thinks he's the bee's knees?
Please!
You call your kids lazy, when it's actually you
This family supports themselves, but what do you do?
I'll make you cry, and although I use Psystrike, bro
I'm pretty sure that you are definitely more psycho!
You think you can step into this family and act like a total dickwad?
God! And I'm not referring to you, but you hit a lot
Well now it's MY TURN to leave you burned
Threats don't have effect against Larvitar's mom, sir!
C'mon! You ain't that kid's real dad, give him a little respect
Before you show up late at night after leaving them!
So storm off, I don't care. I've got my Thunderbolt, George
Man, don't FUCK WITH A KID WHO ASKS FOR DISSES BY ONE WHO POUNDS DICKS TO THE FLOOR!
FLOOR, FLO-FLO-FLOOOOOOOORRRRRR
That's right! I'll pound you ass into the middle of the night
Don't question me, homie, or else I'll put a Dark fight!
So before you call your own kids lazy you channel surfer, PUNK
You'll never again show up at home really drunk!
Stealing money from a mom? Wow, you must be really cheap
Next thing you know, your gonna rape Larv's mom while she's asleep
I'm not gonna bother asking 'bout Larvitar's old dad, you probably drove him the fuck crazy!
Crazier than you telling your kids they're lazy!
Next time you try to give your kids bruises or at least make them bleed
REMEMBER, you just ran out of the PP on your Leech Seed!

(See?)[/spoiler:4kgzoa8d]

L
07-29-2012, 01:38 PM
Episode 3 -- George

[spoiler:19or3oi4]Zoroark is drinking coffee with his friend Mewtwo.

buzz, buzzz

Oh! That's my phone, I got a text.

Zoroark checks the text.

HUH?!

What does it say?


Can you diss my stepfather George? He thinks he can come in my family and do whatever he wants to me. He doesnt do it to me or my sister or brother,but my 2 stepsisters (his kids) he hits alot. He always makes them cry. He screams at us nonstop calling us lazy. When he doesnt even have a job and just sits around watching TV all day. He leeches off my mom and does nothing to help this family and he gets treated like a God by my mom. He has stole money from her once and threatened to kill her then stormed off making us think we'd never see him again but he came back later. REALLY DRUNK. PLEASE DESTROY HIM!

Grrr...dumb, abusing DICKS!! RAAARRGGHH!

Count me in![/spoiler:19or3oi4]

[spoiler:19or3oi4]I diss dickbags who beat their own kids so bad
I'm 'bout to lyrically explode all over Larv's dad!
You sit down watching TV all day, what the hell is your problem?
He'll keep messin' with your stepsisters if he's really that dumb
Beating kids black and blue until they're excessively bleeding
I mean I'd rather sit down and hear your nonstop screaming
Seriously, go out and get a mothaf**king job!
Life's not so easy, ya can't do whatever you want
You ain't so Zeus or no Jesus, so George, don't be treated like a god
Why don't you get a real life instead of f**king with this lieutenant's mom?
And Larv, with your stepdad and all, I gotta say, that sucks
But if he doesn't shape up, your whole fam will be fuu...fuuu..ffuuuuuuuuccckkked!
I'm Mewtwo, best of 'em all, can't be caught, HELLZ YEAH!
This dickbag George beats his kids and screams a lot, goddamn!
A big douche who leeches off of Larvitar's mom
I've destroyed a whole mansion, so I can't be topped
I make scientists cower in fear when they see me!
This stupid stepfather who thinks he's the bee's knees?
Please!
You call your kids lazy, when it's actually you
This family supports themselves, but what do you do?
I'll make you cry, and although I use Psystrike, bro
I'm pretty sure that you are definitely more psycho!
You think you can step into this family and act like a total dickwad?
God! And I'm not referring to you, but you hit a lot
Well now it's MY TURN to leave you burned
Threats don't have effect against Larvitar's mom, sir!
C'mon! You ain't that kid's real dad, give him a little respect
Before you show up late at night after leaving them!
So storm off, I don't care. I've got my Thunderbolt, George
Man, don't f**k WITH A KID WHO ASKS FOR DISSES BY ONE WHO POUNDS DICKS TO THE FLOOR!
FLOOR, FLO-FLO-FLOOOOOOOORRRRRR
That's right! I'll pound you ass into the middle of the night
Don't question me, homie, or else I'll put a Dark fight!
So before you call your own kids lazy you channel surfer, PUNK
You'll never again show up at home really drunk!
Stealing money from a mom? Wow, you must be really cheap
Next thing you know, your gonna rape Larv's mom while she's asleep
I'm not gonna bother asking 'bout Larvitar's old dad, you probably drove him the f**k crazy!
Crazier than you telling your kids they're lazy!
Next time you try to give your kids bruises or at least make them bleed
REMEMBER, you just ran out of the PP on your Leech Seed!

(See?)[/spoiler:19or3oi4]
thats sick bro

Spars
07-29-2012, 01:56 PM
Amazing thanks

ZoroarkPKMN
07-31-2012, 05:32 PM
Any new disses?

ZoroarkPKMN
07-31-2012, 09:31 PM
New Dis Rap tomorrow!
[spoiler:20ot06ih]Remember when you got cancelled? You just didn't quit
But I don't even watch your show, so I don't give a shit
And you suck, dude! Honestly, I must confess
That I can't even watch your dumb talk show on TBS![/spoiler:20ot06ih]

07-31-2012, 10:41 PM
YESSS!

ZoroarkPKMN
08-01-2012, 08:49 AM
Actually, can you give me some info on why you hate Conan O'Brian? I need some more lines for the DRFH. :p

ZoroarkPKMN
08-01-2012, 02:01 PM
Episode 4 -- Epicness

[spoiler:jvi8c22i]*Zoroark is on the computer.*

Zoroark: I should check my e-mails.

*Zoroark goes to Yahoo and logs in. He checks his mail. No messages.*

Zoroark: Hm. I don't have any messages. Weird.

*Zoroark sees that his Spam Box has 1 message in it*

Zoroark: Who's been sending me spam mail?

*Zoroark checks the e-mail*

Zoroark: HUH?!


Diss Conan O Brien as Yourself.

Zoroark: CONAN O'BRIAN?

*Zoroark's TV mysterious turns on. Channel 39, TBS, is on. Conan is playing*

Zoroark: Stupid...non...funny...DOUCHEBAGG!![/spoiler:jvi8c22i]

[spoiler:jvi8c22i]It's a late night Dis Rap that I'm sending out to jerk
You may be a celeb, but you about to be BURNED!
This TV show host is about to slayed!
You show just got worse ever since you shaved
And I'll give you credit, you may have been the ones to reveal Anchorman 2
I'll assassinate the former president of the Harvard Lampoon!
So get this: this douche wrote for the Simpsons and SNL
And so you think that those jobs won't send you to hell?
Sit down son, and I'll make this red-haired dickbag be cryin'!
All of your fans will be like "OH!" as in O'Brian!
Remember when you got cancelled? You just didn't quit
But I don't even watch your show, so I don't give a shit
And you suck, dude! Honestly, I must confess
That I can't even watch your dumb talk show on TBS!
Instead I chill out watching Family Guy and Big Bang Theory!
You've been doin' shows since '93, and man, you lookin' weary
Tin asked me to do this, because he's SanE!
And with your hairstyle, look at you dude, you gay!
TIME TO DIE! Hey, Conan! Where you be goin'?
When I lyrically bust you up, you can say I'm pwning!
And now that this diss is done, I don't know what to do!
But read my lips, Conan! FUCK. YOU.[/spoiler:jvi8c22i]

[spoiler:jvi8c22i]Zoroark: That should take care of it. Grrr...

Computer: YOU GOT MAIL.

Zoroark: HUH?!

*Zoroark opens mail.*


Dis Rap Kony

Zoroark: Grrr....Joseph Kony? That deadbeat, homeless, KIDNAPPER!! RAAARRRGGHHH![/spoiler:jvi8c22i]

[spoiler:jvi8c22i]I'll lyrically beat you down! Watch out, Kony!
I'm dissin' you by the request of a brony!
Joe, can I call you that? Too bad, I will
Train this bitch! You're gonna get a Dis Rap kill!
You African DICK. Go back to Uganda, you perv!
Kidnapping little boys? I say you went from straight to curved!
BURN! You call yourself a spokesperson of GOD!
Taking boys' assholes and cloggin' them with your rod
And Sergeant Spike thinks that you need Zoroark to beat you down
That's why I got my friend Mewtwo to show you around
Around, around! AROUND!
Dickwad, dickbag, shortstop, kidnap
Islam, war crimes, South Sudan
I'll psychically throw you up into the sky
Those kids you stole will finally say goodbye
I know you love God, but the 10 Commandments say "DON'T KILL"
Kony 2012 hasn't had his fill
I'll rip you in half, bitch! OW! That's gonna leave a mark!
You may be going guerilla, but you won't go that far!
I'll kick your ass! That's what you get when you cause pain!
It's time Mr. Joseph Kony has met his fate
No playing! I'll diss you so hard you'll be blinded by my EPICNESS!
LRA?! FUCK THAT! Kony's gettin' dissed!
And I'm not playin', but you can't be training kids all the time
That's why Mewtwo is here to stop you and your crimes!
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Not like that, you dick!
Kidnappers like you really make me sick
And I'm not joking around, this isn't for fun
But how does it feel when the US Army points the guns?
I diss this terrorist, 'cause you know I'm pissed
And when Kony dies, you won't be missed

So next time this Top 10 Most Wanted wants to be a total jerk
Bitch, I hope you know that you just got burned!

(That hurt!)[/spoiler:jvi8c22i]

ZoroarkPKMN
08-04-2012, 09:25 PM
Any new requests? I'm in a dissy mood!

Rocket
08-04-2012, 09:27 PM
Diss One Direction as the Kami Trio. I'm feeling random.

ZoroarkPKMN
08-04-2012, 09:28 PM
Diss One Direction as the Kami Trio. I'm feeling random.

Hmm...
I need some more info. WHY do you want One Direction dissed?

Rocket
08-04-2012, 09:29 PM
They make crappy music, and refused to be sued by me for earbleed.

ZoroarkPKMN
08-04-2012, 09:31 PM
They make crappy music, and refused to be sued by me for earbleed.

More info! I need some juicy stuff to work with and base my rhymes off! Give me a paragraph of info!!!

Rocket
08-04-2012, 09:34 PM
Dear ZoroarkPKMN,
There's these girls going around by the name of One Direction! I FREAKING HATE THEIR GUTS!
They are always on the radio, and I wasn't allowed to sue them for earbleed.
All the other girls love them for their crappy music and think they are boys.
Someone needs to freaking teach them a lesson.
(I changed my mind about the Pokemon) Diss them as Shellos, Scraggy, Infernape, Sneasel and Oshawott.

ZoroarkPKMN
08-04-2012, 09:36 PM
Dear ZoroarkPKMN,
There's these girls going around by the name of One Direction! I FREAKING HATE THEIR GUTS!
They are always on the radio, and I wasn't allowed to sue them for earbleed.
All the other girls love them for their crappy music and think they are boys.
Someone needs to freaking teach them a lesson.
(I changed my mind about the Pokemon) Diss them as Shellos, Scraggy, Infernape, Sneasel and Oshawott.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'll do with Scraggy, not all at once! That's way to many for me!

Rocket
08-04-2012, 09:37 PM
Sure.

Rocket
08-04-2012, 09:38 PM
I said 5 cuz then it's 5 on 5 lol

Beat
08-04-2012, 10:08 PM
Okay. There is this bitch named Tepig. He runs around and shoots fire at everyone, calling us noobs. He is a freaking PIG. Literally! Please diss him, Torterra?

ZoroarkPKMN
08-05-2012, 09:50 AM
Okay. There is this b***h named Tepig. He runs around and shoots fire at everyone, calling us noobs. He is a freaking PIG. Literally! Please diss him, Torterra?

I don't diss Pokemon. I diss AS Pokemon. :laugh:

Moonjik
08-05-2012, 09:51 AM
Okay. There is this b***h named Tepig. He runs around and shoots fire at everyone, calling us noobs. He is a freaking PIG. Literally! Please diss him, Torterra?

I don't diss Pokemon. I diss AS Pokemon. :laugh:
Shabing, yo! Dis Michaelangelo (Renaissance artist) as Smeargle, yo.

ZoroarkPKMN
08-05-2012, 09:53 AM
[quote="Admiral Beat":1hjza8mz]Okay. There is this b***h named Tepig. He runs around and shoots fire at everyone, calling us noobs. He is a freaking PIG. Literally! Please diss him, Torterra?

I don't diss Pokemon. I diss AS Pokemon. :laugh:
Shabing, yo! Dis Michaelangelo (Renaissance artist) as Smeargle, yo.[/quote:1hjza8mz]

Info on why you want him dissed?

Moonjik
08-05-2012, 09:55 AM
Well, yo, sha-Smeargle is a better sha-artist than Michaelangelo and Mike hated Leonardo da Vinci, best artist of all time, yo. Michaelangelo painted the famous Sistine Ceiling which looked like an anatomically correct human brain, yo. He sculpted the famous David statue and was most like gay, yo. SHA-BAM!

ZoroarkPKMN
08-05-2012, 09:56 AM
Well, yo, sha-Smeargle is a better sha-artist than Michaelangelo and Mike hated Leonardo da Vinci, best artist of all time, yo. Michaelangelo painted the famous Sistine Ceiling which looked like an anatomically correct human brain, yo. He sculpted the famous David statue and was most like gay, yo. SHA-BAM!

Good enough for me. And what's with the "yos" and the "shas"?

Moonjik
08-05-2012, 09:56 AM
Well, yo, sha-Smeargle is a better sha-artist than Michaelangelo and Mike hated Leonardo da Vinci, best artist of all time, yo. Michaelangelo painted the famous Sistine Ceiling which looked like an anatomically correct human brain, yo. He sculpted the famous David statue and was most like gay, yo. SHA-BAM!

Good enough for me. And what's with the "yos" and the "shas"?
I shunno, yo.

ZoroarkPKMN
08-05-2012, 02:07 PM
Episode 5 -- One Direction

[spoiler:2im2na3w]*Zoroark is opening a pack of Pokemon cards*

Zoroark: I hope I get good pulls!

*Zoroark pulls out the code card and looks at it. There is strange writing on it*

Zoroark: HUH?!


Dear ZoroarkPKMN,
There's these girls going around by the name of One Direction! I FREAKING HATE THEIR GUTS!
They are always on the radio, and I wasn't allowed to sue them for earbleed.
All the other girls love them for their crappy music and think they are boys.
Someone needs to freaking teach them a lesson.
Diss them as Scraggy!

Zoroark: Grrr....lip-syncing, poppy FAGS!! RAAAARRRRGGGHHH![/spoiler:2im2na3w]

[spoiler:2im2na3w]Dear One Direction, listen up!
I don't want to have to brag
But I'm gonna diss dudes who aren't like me, you dickbags!
Why don't you actually make some music for once?
You guys are one-hit wonders, talk about bunce!
Fuck it! I set fire to my rhymes that I'm spittin'
I could diss all three of you in just one sitting!
And I'm not trying to act like a douche, I'm just tryin' to teach you a lesson
Because ROCKET-MAN BELIEVES THAT YOU GUYS ARE MESSIN'
(Scraggy in the house)
Rocket-Man
Requests disses for fags who have nostalgiafans
Rocket-Man
I'll headbutt all of you into a giant fan
You'll be messed up, no joke, so you betta surrenda
Make you crash like Vista, your music don't renda
I bust up 5 douches who sing like pussies, aw yeah
You three are just girls who dress like men!
And I'm not trying to be a total jerk but listen to my rhymes
You don't know how much I'm dissing you and how in less time
My swift disses are the best things you've ever seen in your life
Now there are 2 bi-guys in the house, YOU EACH OTHER'S WIFE?
(That's enough of Scraggy)
Rocket hates your guts, and that's not an exaggeration
I hear you on the radio, and I have to change the station
Couldn't let Rocket sue you for EARBLEED!
I live by the rhymes, I live by a creed
"All those who need to be dissed must have a reason to be dissed"
And with One Direction, I get kinda pissed
YOU AIN'T DUDES! DON'T LIE!
The girls are mistaking you for being guys!
YOU'RE CHICKS, FUGLY!
Why you all acting so pimp and smugly?
Someone needed to teach you guys a freaking lesson
So let me ask you this pretty kind question
How do 5 guys walk together? In One Direction
You can SUCK MY DICK! In one direction!
Goin' around and making shitty music, not on my watch!
Got it? BRO! WHAT?! I'M DA BOSS!
What's the matter?! Girlies gonna cry along back home?
Although if you do run, that only means that you got owned!
So take that! 5 guys just got dissed by Zoroark
Because me and Scraggy's rhymes just got berserk!

(That went far!)[/spoiler:2im2na3w]

Moonjik
08-05-2012, 02:10 PM
:laugh:

ZoroarkPKMN
08-07-2012, 10:46 AM
Episode 6 -- Michaelangelo

[spoiler:l7sm3zwd]*Zoroark is reading a book about the Renaissance*

Zoroark: Hey, it looks like someone left a small note in this book.

*Zoroark picks up the note. It says on it: "To ZoroarkPKMN"*

Zoroark: Huh. That's weird.

*Zoroark opens the note*

Zoroark: HUH?!


Shabing, yo! Dis Michaelangelo (Renaissance artist) as Smeargle, yo.
Well, yo, sha-Smeargle is a better sha-artist than Michaelangelo and Mike hated Leonardo da Vinci, best artist of all time, yo. Michaelangelo painted the famous Sistine Ceiling which looked like an anatomically correct human brain, yo. He sculpted the famous David statue and was most like gay, yo. SHA-BAM!
I shunno, yo.
Diss his ass for me! Yo!


Zoroark: Grrr.....CRAPPY....GAY...PAAAAAIIINNTEEEERRRSS!!

*Zoroark marches into Big Town and grabs Smeargle. He whispers something in his ear, and Smeargle is angry. The two proceed into Zoroark's Dis Rap Room*[/spoiler:l7sm3zwd]'

[spoiler:l7sm3zwd]Yo!
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO OVERLOAD!
I spit diss raps that make petty artists crap!
You think you can avoid my flaming rhymes, well they're coming back!
Sha, bro! I spit shit, you think you're such a good artist?
I'm pretty sure this da Vinci rip-off was majorly retarded!
Yo! I'll bust up your brain and your paintings
Because my dis raps aren't for waiting
You've brought trouble that no one else can see!
And now I'm broadcasting to you Dis Raps 3+3!
FAG! Your whole life was revolved around religion!
And I'm not one to judge, I'm also a Christian!
But I'm not as hardcore as you, sculpting a dude with a small dick!
Your statues and your painting make ME AND SMEARGLE SICK!
(Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Siiiiiiick!)
Ouch! Shablam! This artist will fall
The Sistine Chapel looks like someone jizzed on the wall!
But it wasn't God, it was this god awful painter from the 1300s!
Living in a land of assassins and abundance
But I live in BIG TOWN! Going all AROUND!
Can you hear the SOUND?! Of Mikey going DOWN?
I'm a better artist than you, and all I do is paint my feelings!
You are just a fucked-up douche who was paid to paint a ceiling!
Well, yo, those were some pretty pimpin' rhymes!
You painted a ceiling of fucked-up guys!
A dickbag who paints an anatomically correct human brain!
Well it's time Michaelangelo felt lyrical pain!
You sculpted a famous statue of David, far out!
But it would've been better if you didn't have his dick hanging out!
Everyone knows Leo's the best artist of all time
And everyone knows I spit the best rhymes
So that's it, but listen, you big, sloppy dick
You don't fuck with my bros, because I quit!

(Fuck it!)[/spoiler:l7sm3zwd]

Moonjik
08-07-2012, 12:42 PM
Episode 6 -- Michaelangelo

[spoiler:2ea6iuxx]*Zoroark is reading a book about the Renaissance*

Zoroark: Hey, it looks like someone left a small note in this book.

*Zoroark picks up the note. It says on it: "To ZoroarkPKMN"*

Zoroark: Huh. That's weird.

*Zoroark opens the note*

Zoroark: HUH?!


Shabing, yo! Dis Michaelangelo (Renaissance artist) as Smeargle, yo.
Well, yo, sha-Smeargle is a better sha-artist than Michaelangelo and Mike hated Leonardo da Vinci, best artist of all time, yo. Michaelangelo painted the famous Sistine Ceiling which looked like an anatomically correct human brain, yo. He sculpted the famous David statue and was most like gay, yo. SHA-BAM!
I shunno, yo.
Diss his ass for me! Yo!


Zoroark: Grrr.....CRAPPY....GAY...PAAAAAIIINNTEEEERRRSS!!

*Zoroark marches into Big Town and grabs Smeargle. He whispers something in his ear, and Smeargle is angry. The two proceed into Zoroark's Dis Rap Room*[/spoiler:2ea6iuxx]'

[spoiler:2ea6iuxx]Yo!
Yo!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, YO OVERLOAD!
I spit diss raps that make petty artists crap!
You think you can avoid my flaming rhymes, well they're coming back!
Sha, bro! I spit shit, you think you're such a good artist?
I'm pretty sure this da Vinci rip-off was majorly retarded!
Yo! I'll bust up your brain and your paintings
Because my dis raps aren't for waiting
You've brought trouble that no one else can see!
And now I'm broadcasting to you Dis Raps 3+3!
FAG! Your whole life was revolved around religion!
And I'm not one to judge, I'm also a Christian!
But I'm not as hardcore as you, sculpting a dude with a small dick!
Your statues and your painting make ME AND SMEARGLE SICK!
(Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Sick! Siiiiiiick!)
Ouch! Shablam! This artist will fall
The Sistine Chapel looks like someone jizzed on the wall!
But it wasn't God, it was this god awful painter from the 1300s!
Living in a land of assassins and abundance
But I live in BIG TOWN! Going all AROUND!
Can you hear the SOUND?! Of Mikey going DOWN?
I'm a better artist than you, and all I do is paint my feelings!
You are just a fucked-up douche who was paid to paint a ceiling!
Well, yo, those were some pretty pimpin' rhymes!
You painted a ceiling of fucked-up guys!
A dickbag who paints an anatomically correct human brain!
Well it's time Michaelangelo felt lyrical pain!
You sculpted a famous statue of David, far out!
But it would've been better if you didn't have his dick hanging out!
Everyone knows Leo's the best artist of all time
And everyone knows I spit the best rhymes
So that's it, but listen, you big, sloppy dick
You don't f**k with my bros, because I quit!

(f**k it!)[/spoiler:2ea6iuxx]
I love it, I love it, I love it, I LOVE IT! :D :D :D :D

Rocket
08-07-2012, 04:10 PM
One Direction died! Yay!

Moonjik
08-07-2012, 04:13 PM
:pimp:

Beat
08-07-2012, 08:55 PM
:pimp:

ZoroarkPKMN
08-10-2012, 07:37 PM
I am accepting new dis Raps!

Spars
08-10-2012, 07:46 PM
Can you dis my grandpa Will? He always calls me lazy and fat (when Im not fat..maybe lazy :ashamed: ) And, he wears glasses (I don't know if you want to make a glasses joke or not.. that's up to you.) He is a redneck, and is bald. He always says I'm a nerd, (again, which Im not), and wants to be mean to me. He always addresses me as "Boy" or something. And, when you ask him something to do with time, example:

"Hey when are we going to school"
He replies"Right Now In A Minute" or something weird...

Anyways, as Charizard, Blastoise, and Venasaur?

ZoroarkPKMN
08-11-2012, 08:51 AM
Can you dis my grandpa Will? He always calls me lazy and fat (when Im not fat..maybe lazy :ashamed: ) And, he wears glasses (I don't know if you want to make a glasses joke or not.. that's up to you.) He is a redneck, and is bald. He always says I'm a nerd, (again, which Im not), and wants to be mean to me. He always addresses me as "Boy" or something. And, when you ask him something to do with time, example:

"Hey when are we going to school"
He replies"Right Now In A Minute" or something weird...

Anyways, as Charizard, Blastoise, and Venasaur?

You've got it! ;)

ZoroarkPKMN
08-12-2012, 07:13 AM
I will now be passing on the mic to my good friend Sergeant Spike. I will be retiring from the DRFHPKMN......

I'LL BE BACK!

This is good, because I need to recharge my batteries and get more focused on my ERBs. :p

I need some time off.

Moonjik
08-12-2012, 07:17 AM
So long.

Spars
08-12-2012, 05:02 PM
:'(