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LAWLzoR
01-08-2012, 03:03 PM
There's this prick that I know, and she's annoying
She's mean to all of her friend's friends
She's a total jerk
a brute!
She thinks that whatever her friend DOESN'T do WITH HER (no, pervs) is uncool
She has no respect
She doesn't care if she hurts someone else's feelings
She made one person CRY, and run off
She made sure that her friend wasn't hanging out with her other friends (5 other friends, to be exact)
and her name is Gylda
and, she's a total animal *HINT HINT*

DESTROY HER!!!

Sanrio
01-09-2012, 08:55 PM
Hmmm... A griffin? Aw hell, might as well...

Dear Ms Gilda, I think you have a problem.
You're an annoying, egotistical, flying lion b*tch!
DO you really thing RD gives a F*ck about coolness?
If she did, then what made her start hanging out with those "losers"?
at least they can take pranks *gasp* yes, I said it!
You said you wanna race RD and injured pinkie pie,
And since that wasn't B*tchy enough you went and made Fluttershy Cry!
So really What the H*ll are you doing here?
I really hope you weren't really a queer...
They'd be so offended by the likes of you.
So to finish off your lame, its takes you years to get cooler,
DO RD A FAVOR AND GET THE F*CK OFF, YOU LOSER!

(good? meh.)

LAWLzoR
01-09-2012, 08:59 PM
Hmmm... A griffin? Aw hell, might as well...

Dear Ms Gilda, I think you have a problem.
You're an annoying, egotistical, flying lion b*tch!
DO you really thing RD gives a F*ck about coolness?
If she did, then what made her start hanging out with those "losers"?
at least they can take pranks *gasp* yes, I said it!
You said you wanna race RD and injured pinkie pie,
And since that wasn't B*tchy enough you went and made Fluttershy Cry!
So really What the H*ll are you doing here?
I really hope you weren't really a queer...
They'd be so offended by the likes of you.
So to finish off your lame, its takes you years to get cooler,
DO RD A FAVOR AND GET THE F*CK OFF, YOU LOSER!

(good? meh.)

That's pretty good!
"You're an egotistical flying b*tch"
yeah.... that pretty much sums here up :laugh:

Sanrio
01-09-2012, 09:01 PM
I figured it might.

ERBoH
01-09-2012, 10:49 PM
lol thats pretty good. you're a very nice rapper sanrino ;)

Sanrio
01-09-2012, 10:51 PM
Thanks Admin.

SuperRapz
01-09-2012, 10:59 PM
Gilda, Nobody Makes Fluttershy Cry!
And Gets Away With It? Now That Just Doesnt Fly!
Bitch, Ill Pluck Out All Of Your Feathers,
And Dip Them In Ink To Write Out A Letter,
Addressed To Rainbow Dash, Explaining Why Your A Bitch!
I Hope You Crash And Burn Into A Ditch!
Your Just A Bully, Gilda! Leave The Ponies Alone!
Or Else Ill Use A Sonic Rainbow So Your Blown
Away!
Why Do I Get The Feeling That Your Gay?
There's No Reason To Pick On Pinkie Pie,
I Think Your Jealous Because She's So Fly!
Ill Fry You To A Crisp,
Your Just A Wisp!
You Don't Even DESERVE Love And Toleration!
Ill Destroy You, In Front Of The Whole Griffon Nation!

LAWLzoR
01-09-2012, 11:01 PM
AWESOMENESS!

Sanrio
01-09-2012, 11:04 PM
SuperRapz...

YOu successfully ponified the disses. *claps*

FlameLordMatt
01-13-2012, 08:19 PM
Here goes mine...

You're jealousy of Pinkie Pie and everypony else amuses me to no end,
But you've got to stop with all these shenanigans.
It's obvious, and everypony knows it, that you're gay as sh*t!
I bet the only reason you were Rainbow Dash's friend was to get the chicks.
I'd rather have all the unicorns squish me with all their magic power than take another glance at your face,
So I'll just put your wings in my trophy case.
Yo, Ponyville's got my back, and you've got nothin'.
Stand back while my power be buffin'.
Not even your mom could stand to just be by your side.
I'mma burn you as fast as Twilight Sparkle snaps,
And then I'mma bust you with all my caps!
When I'm done with you you'll be nothing but a fried chicken,
So quit all your b*itchin'!

Meh, I didn't have enough creative juices flowing to make it any longer or better

LAWLzoR
01-13-2012, 08:26 PM
Are you kidding? That was awesome!
w00t :laugh:
"Not even your mom could stand to just be by your side."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ZoroarkPKMN
01-13-2012, 08:43 PM
Dear Gylda the B****...


GRAAAAGAAGAGAGAAGAGAAHAHHH!!!
People like you make me so angry!
Let people be people
You should never be happy!
Lawzlor's getting all us forumers
To step up to you!
You've gotta be a total jerk
If people call you a brute!
I'll pound your a** so hard
YOU'LL cry and run away!
Don't worry, Lawzlor
Us forumers are here to save the day!
I'll beat you down
Make you lie down, unconscious in your bed
Not only will you treat people better,
You'll literally respect the dead!
Let your friends have other friends
That what people do!
Mean to your friend's friends?
GOD!!!! I f***ing hate you!
GREWSUSWNAZDJSF
^That typing was out of complete anger!!!
If this was in medival times!
The king would shout, "Hang her!"
Speaking of medival
I'll wipe your arms off clean!
Let's see if you're still a b****
When you have an arrow in your knee!!

(Seriously, Lawzlor, just reading about what she does just gets me pissed off to the fullest. I remember someone like that in Pre-K, who told me to stay away from this kid I hung out with named Tyler just because he said to her that they were "best friends". Tyler had about 14 other best friends, me as well. F*** Gylda. Whore.)

LAWLzoR
01-13-2012, 08:48 PM
O.O
Okay dude, no need to go THAT far (at the end) I agree, she's a meanie, but you don't have to go THAT far.

ZoroarkPKMN
01-13-2012, 09:22 PM
O.O
Okay dude, no need to go THAT far (at the end) I agree, she's a meanie, but you don't have to go THAT far.

Sorry, I get angry at memories.