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Triangles
11-10-2011, 11:23 AM
Ed Wood vs Tommy Wiseau
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]I present to you the greatest rap battle of all time.
Making that Oscar is as good as mine.
Here's my ninth plan, take a bullet to your head
Learn to act, I don't understand what you said.
Eating cheesecake all day, your ass is silly putty
Watch out when playing football or your tux will get muddy
I will be the next Orson Wells because my movies are gold
Your film is rated below Uwe Boll's

Oh hi, Ed Wood, we have met at last
Watch me take off 3 of my belts and have me whip your ass
Your rhymes are bullshit, mine are unique you know
Let's have a Mortal Kombat on my Tommy Wi-show
I'll throw my spoons in your face till your brains are scooped out
Then you wont remember if you're Glen or Glenda
I will remember this battle when I make Lisa my wife
Now tell me Ed, how's your sex life

I had sex with Lisa on your kitchen table
She got tired of you sticking your dick in her navel
I'll let doggie loose in your room and have it leave you a turd
Then I'll pull the string and release the buffalo herd

Don't touch me mother fawker, get out of my room
Before my house starts dripping blood on you
Putting stock footage to your films doesn't make you Mozart
Listen up you tranny, YOU ARE TEARING ME APART!!![/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Jim Henson vs Jeff Dunham
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Round 1: Gobo Fraggle vs Walter

Gobo
I am Gobo the Fraggle and I have something to say
Why don't you just dance all your cares away?
We get it, you're an old fart, so stop complaining
Just die off already, and don't leave us hanging
Wait right here, and I'll get my Fraggle gang
We'll have your house cave in like we did to Pompeii
Don't you dare put your wrinkly hands on our rock
Before you'll have to suck Wembley's Fraggle cock

Walter
What the fuck's a Fraggle, is that what kids call it?
Get the hell out of my house before I go get the mallet
Try breaking onto my property, I'll tear you to shreds
I'll make sure your friend Mokey is really dead
You can't hide from me in my back yard grass
I'll stick my ass in your hole and I'll let out the gas
I may be old as fuck but at least I'm not ugly as sin
You're a God regected creature, that's it, I win

Round 2: Kermit the Frog vs Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Kermit
It's not easy being green but it's harder being bones
Because you have no body to help you cross the road
Why need virgins when I have all the flies I can eat
I'll break all of your limbs for I can't be beat
I have my own star on the Hollywood walk of fame
You had your funeral in the cemetery of lame
That's right, Achmed, I'm a pimp, I'll bitch slap you back to Iraq
And tell your friend Osama I've made a comeback

Achmed
Silence.... I kill you!!!
I'll blow you up from out of the blue
Don't like it, then you can suck my boner
Look at my license, I can't be your organ donor
So die infidel, things wont be alright
You're just a pig fucker, I wonder what your kid will look like
I'll hire the Swedish Chef and have him make a frog bread
Pronounce my name right, It's ACH ACH ACHmed

Round 3: Elmo vs Peanut

Elmo
Hi, I'm Elmo, and welcome to my world
My bright and colorful imagination will get you brain all twirled
What world are you from, the Planet of the Apes?
Your face looks like you choked on a million sour grapes
You're on my street, why don't you just skadoodle
Before I toss you into the closet and make you play with Mr. Noodle
Get out of my face you annoying prick
We all know where you shove Jose Jalapeno's stick

Peanut
I'm fine, how are you? that's good, that's good, that's good
Don't make me angry, or Achmed will blow up your hood
Your street is lame from letters A to Z
TMZ caught you cheating with Katy Perry
I'm the son of King Hippo, so I'll give you a punch out
I'll eat Dorothy the goldfish with a side order of brussels sprouts
Bring yourself to the vet and get yourself fixed
Because today's battle is brought to you by the number six six six[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Ash Ketchum vs Ash Williams
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Williams:
Groovy, the name's Ash, housewares
You want to be the very best, but no one seems to care
Don't even attempt to battle me and just select run
Good, Pokemon, I'm the guy with the gun
Come get some, I'll make your yellow rat drop dead
Now hail to the king you Poke Screwhead
The only things you'll win here is Jack and shit
But Jack left town so eat my Boomstick

Ketchum:
Oh look, a wild jackass has appeared
I was making out with Misty before your chin interfered
My Pokemon and I will beat you so hard
Let's see how your boomstick will face against my level 100 Charizard
Your shoe laces are untied, let me give you a hand
Whoops, my bad, I see yours got disband
There are thousands of different Pokemon, I got to collect them
All off my rhymes are super effective

Williams:
Klaatu, Barada, Nikto
The necronomicon will have me beat you like a rapid Mewtwo
Train your pets better, they are out of control
The only thing you can catch is a cold
You are Michael Vick's bitch, you better watch it Ash
I'm cooler than Chuck Norris, call me first class
You hit reverse puberty, your nuts will never fall
I got a chainsaw for a hand, you bitch be tripping balls

Ketchum:
Listen up, Ash, it's time to pay attention
Why don't you be like Team Rocket and blast off again
You're the kind of guy who should just step down and retire
Everyone has had it with your lame one liners
I got the chance to watch your sister get raped by a Sudowoodo
Your chainsaw is useless because the gas is running low
I'll critical hit you with Pikachu's thunder
Then I'll meet you in the world down under[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Will Smith vs Rosie O'Donnell
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Will:
This is a story all about how
I got into an Epic Rap Battle with a cow
So why don't you just go pick up your plate
Because you are one of God's biggest mistakes
I'm the Prince of Bel-Air, You're the Burger King
You're storing fat for the winter eating chicken wings
I have a personal limo, you have a dump truck
I nearly puked after I seen the episodes of Nip/Tuck

Rosie:
Your acting is going downhill, you're no longer fresh
I'm here to stomp your ass in the flesh
Prince of Bel-Air? More like Prince of Shit
We all know how you ruined the Karate Kid

Will:
At least I wasn't in the Flinstones movie
Consider my rhymes to be groovy
Ever heard of diet you giant dyke
How about you go outside and just ride a bike

Rosie:
I may be gay, but at least I don't bark
I'll shave Willow's hair and whip you back and forth
Your raps make you sound like a black New Kids on the Block
I rather watch The Flinstones than your Hancock
I'm after you Will, you better watch your back
Before I have you taken away by the real Men in Black
It may be unusual to be loved by anyone
Now please excuse me, I have a dance with Carlton[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Doc Brown vs The Ghost of Christmas Past
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Brown:
Great Scott, Can you really show my past?
I'll go 88 mph and I'll road kill your ass
Oh yeah, you're already dead, my mistake
I control the past, present, and future in one take
I'm a genius, I created something gods can only dream
My DeLorean is pimped out, it now runs on steam
I'll go back to 1812 and find Dickens' mother
And shock her with 1.21 gigawatts from my Flux Capacitor

Christmas Past:
I am the Ghost of Christmas Past
Let me show you when you were a young outcast
You're ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents
Every year for Christmas, you didn't get a single present
You may have ideas, but you're still dumb as a brick
They all came when you hit your head while taking a shit
You ripoff, your lies about the future is now ignored
It's almost 2012, now where the fuck is my hover board

Brown:
Do I have to remind you I'm the student of all sciences
I'll tear your spirit apart with my creative appliances
My inventions will make my future extemely sunny
Then I'll Scrooge McDuck right into my money

Past:
It's garbage day, I'll throw you into Mr. Fusion
and give Back to the Future a proper conclusion
Here's a lesson, I'm the ghost that can't be busted
I rather elect Biff for president, you can't be trusted[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Oscar Mayer vs Michael Myers(My personal favorite)
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Oscar:
My bologna has a first name, It's O S C A R
Now step aside before I hit you with my wiener car
You aint scaring anybody, so why don't you take off your mask
William Shatner called, he wants his face back
My meat is so delicious, Homie. I have a way with bologna
I'll slice you up, dice you up like you're pepperoni
You were once cool before Rob Zombie fucked you up
How are you gonna rap this battle when you're always shutting the fuck up

Michael:
How dare you make me break my vow of silence
Now it's time for me to bring all the violence
You think your wieners can help you win this lyrical fight
Just hope you don't cross me this Halloween night
Because tonight you're gonna die, I'll jam scissors in your eyes
Blood is gonna shed like the Forth of July
Run as fast as you can, you can't escape me
I'll catch up to you slowly and break both of your knees
I'm a murderous monster, I don't want to be nicer
I'll toss you face first in your own turkey slicer

Oscar:
Calm down Michael, come walk into my deli
I'll gut you open like a fish and make tripe from your belly
You're a souless hack, go get a life
Your story is more dull than the blade on your knife

Michael:
Trick or Treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat
Gonna slit you in the neck cause your cold cuts taste like shit
I'm beast, you got beef, I cannot be destroyed
Unlike your pepperoni which was eaten by The Noid[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Iron Man vs Tin Man
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Iron Man vs Tin Man

Begin

Tin Man:
If only I had a heart, then you would most likely survive
But sadly in the end, you wont be alive
Oil me up if you dare, and I'm ready for action
I'll axe your raps so badly making mine the main attraction
Seriously, I'm Iiterally a man that's made out of tin
You're suit isn't even iron, I'll sue for false advertising
You let Robert Downey Jr. play your life, big mistake
Everything you have ever earned was nothing but child's play

Iron Man:
I... am... Iron Man
Rapping against you made shit hit the fan
Stop rapping this instant, you're rhymes are getting rusty
Even with a dick made of tin, you still aren't very lucky
I'll get you caught in the rain, leaving you physically impaired
The only friends you ever have are too stupid and scared
Don't get to angry, how about you let out some steam
Now lets see you'll pull through this. Uni-Beam!!!

Tin Man:
You pay for your own booze with hundred dollar bills
I work for Uncle Jesse, I'm my own moonshine still
You know, I'm not completely tin, my knuckles are made of brass
I'll be like my cousin Bender, bite my shiny, metal ass

Iron Man
I create weapons of mass destruction, Oz will fear me bitch
We all know you hide pictures of the wicked tits of the witch
You're heart in nonexistent, mine can power the whole Earth
I'll bring your ass shape clock on eBay and see how much it's really worth[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Simon Belmont vs Link
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Simon Belmont vs Link

Simon:
Yo, green guy, Welcome to Castlevania
Better start talking before I gotta whip ya
Why are you quiet all the time? You call yourself a hero?
You have a sword and shield, but you don't know how to use em
Some skills you have with your ocarina
Sounds more annoying than Tatooine's Cantina
Zelda doesn't love you, she's all over me
Get over it dude and go on eHarmony

Link:
Well excuse me asshole, you didn't have to be so bleak
Now put your whip away you S&M freak
I don't need a Master Sword to win this rapping fight
Defeated Dracula? Come on, more like Edward from Twilight
My games are genius, yours are pretty dull
No one gives a shit that you have the power of Grayskull
After this, I'll be behind the curtains with Princess Zelda
While you are stuck in a gayer Transexual, Transylvania

Simon:
Hey, Listen, this battle isn't over yet
I'm going to beat you, how much rupees you wanna bet
I'll whip your candles out and burn the Great Deku Tree
I'm a badass, son, even Van Helsing envys me

Link:
Your raps are boring, I wonder what Ganon's up too
You call yourself Van Helsing but I call you Winnie the Pooh
We all saw how much of a gaywad you are on Captain N
Go ahead, hit restart, I'll beat you again[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

Samus Aran vs Megaman
[spoiler:3ejpmqn0]Samus Aran vs Mega Man

Mega Man:
What's up, I'm Mega Man, from the year 20XX
My games are too hard for you, maybe too complex
Dr. Light, my father, is the world's greatest nerd
You were raised by aliens that look like Big Bird
I'll blow you away like I'm Hurricane Katrina
You destroyed a whole species which angered PETA
Take off your helmet or is your face to heinous?
I'll Mega Blast your ass back to Uranus

Samus:
The name's Samus Aran and I stopped the Mother Brain
But this annoying blue bitch is giving me a migraine
You must be weak, here, let me just scan
Who are you kidding, you're not even a man
Your blaster and robotic mutt don't even scare me
I'll stick a metroid on your head and suck out all of your energy
Kid, something's wrong with you. You must be Mega high
I'll screw attack you like Dr. Wily and you'll niel down and cry


Mega Man:
Other M was disappointing, just like your raps
You're just like Bubble Man, death by bitch slap
Your cannon is weak, you need an upgrade
Let's see how your suit handles Metal Man's Metal Blade

Mega Man hits Samus with a metal blade which damages her suit. Her suit falls off.

Zero Suit Samus:
You look surprised. You didn't know I was a chick?
Looks like I made it hard on your puny mega dick
You're such a mega perv, you make me want to hurl
The sad truth is, Rock, you just lost to a girl[/spoiler:3ejpmqn0]

ERBoH
11-10-2011, 11:31 AM
Have you seen dunham's new special?
It was pretty good, not as good as his first one imo though.
I like the battle though, wouldn't it be crazy if dunham actually did a rap battle with the puppets on stage? lol.

Triangles
11-10-2011, 11:35 AM
I thought his new special was pretty funny. Still, his first two put me in tears.

It would be funny to actually see him trying to rap using his puppets.

Straw Hats
11-11-2011, 09:46 PM
Those were all pretty good, I give you props.

Triangles
11-11-2011, 10:40 PM
Thanks. Good to hear that. I would also like to point out that I suck at history so I'll do a lot of fictional vs fictional or famous person of this time. Any suggestions?

Straw Hats
11-11-2011, 11:38 PM
You should do Iron Man vs Tin Man

ERBoH
11-12-2011, 03:18 AM
You should do Iron Man vs Tin Man

THATS a really good idea!

Straw Hats
11-12-2011, 04:07 AM
You should do Iron Man vs Tin Man

THATS a really good idea!

I know right. lol

I would have done it, but I already did a comic character vs a wizard of oz character.

So I think Triangles should do it!

Also, I really like the Ash vs Ash and the Jeff Dunham one.

Moonjik
11-12-2011, 11:18 AM
These are all really epic. I'm not sure if I can pick a winner for any of them!

Triangles
11-12-2011, 01:56 PM
Ok, I'll think about Iron Man vs Tinman. Also, I might do a Link vs Simon Belmont. Might be a while sense I'm always busy. I also promised a Roger Ebert vs Nostalgia Critic a while back, but trying to think of insults for them to give each other is pretty hard. Just give it some time. Most of the stuff I come up with comes up while I'm at work where I have no pen or paper to write them down.

Straw Hats
11-12-2011, 02:35 PM
You should also do Scott Pilgrim vs 7 Dearfs!

Triangles
11-14-2011, 12:17 PM
I thought of this a while ago and I'm thinking of doing a Video Game ERBoH week. Not sure what week to do it on but I have who will rap. Just Monday through Saturday, no Sunday. Here are what they are.
Monday: Samus vs Mega Man
Tuesday: Link vs Simon Belmont
Wednesday: Like my Jim Henson vs Jeff Dunham, but with 4 rounds.
Thursday: Go watch the movie The Wizard.
Friday: ??? vs ???
Saturday: Make a Rap Battle between Optimus Prime vs The Terminator. Who ever wrote the best gets to choose two video game characters to face off on Saturday's Rap Battle.

Begin.

Slenderman.
11-15-2011, 08:57 PM
Hey triangles you don't know me but im a rapping sensation,
Whats that do you feel vibrations?
Thats my bro optimus prime always coming back from the dead...
What the fuck terminators giving him head!

Lol but ill try to find time for optimus prime vs. terminator

Triangles
11-16-2011, 11:14 AM
I'm Triangles, aka, the best shape on the planet
I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper, I take it for granted
Glad to see you trying Terminator vs Prime
Try to win all you want, you're not getting a single dime.

lol, Can't wait to see what you will come up with.

Triangles
11-18-2011, 03:20 PM
Yay, I have two raps done for Video Game Week, 4 more to go, well, three for now sense I have yet to see an Optimus Prime vs The Terminator.

ZoroarkPKMN
11-18-2011, 06:31 PM
Prime rap suggestion:

Autobots roll out
We've got to defeat this Decepticon
Wait, just a cyborg?
I'm going back to Cybertron..........
You think you can defeat a Prime?
You're easily mistaken
At least when I'm ressurected
I don't come back naked


Terminator rap suggestion:

I'll be back to defeat you
Along with Bumblebee and Ratchet
You're not that strong
I'll defeat you with a hatchet (sorry. Nothing rhymes with Ratchet)
You've only had one good movie
And that's Dark of the Moon
My rhymes are better than yours
So you can leave soon


Some lines might suck. I would be honored if you used some of those.

Triangles
12-17-2011, 03:27 PM
Iron Man vs Tin Man

Begin

Tin Man:
If only I had a heart, then you would most likely survive
But sadly in the end, you wont be alive
Oil me up if you dare, and I'm ready for action
I'll axe your raps so badly making mine the main attraction
Seriously, I'm Iiterally a man that's made out of tin
You're suit isn't even iron, I'll sue for false advertising
You let Robert Downey Jr. play your life, big mistake
Everything you have ever earned was nothing but child's play

Iron Man:
I... am... Iron Man
Rapping against you made shit hit the fan
Stop rapping this instant, you're rhymes are getting rusty
Even with a dick made of tin, you still aren't very lucky
I'll get you caught in the rain, leaving you physically impaired
The only friends you ever have are too stupid and scared
Don't get to angry, how about you let out some steam
Now lets see you'll pull through this. Uni-Beam!!!

Tin Man:
You pay for your own booze with hundred dollar bills
I work for Uncle Jesse, I'm my own moonshine still
You know, I'm not completely tin, my knuckles are made of brass
I'll be like my cousin Bender, bite my shiny, metal ass

Iron Man
I create weapons of mass destruction, Oz will fear me bitch
We all know you hide pictures of the wicked tits of the witch
You're heart in nonexistent, mine can power the whole Earth
I'll bring your ass shape clock on eBay and see how much it's really worth

Triangles
01-03-2012, 03:19 PM
Simon Belmont vs Link

Simon:
Welcome to Castlevania
Better start talking before I gotta whip ya
Why are you quiet all the time? You call yourself a hero?
You have a sword and sheild, come at me bro
I'll pluck the wings off your fairy and watch it hop on a rock
I defeated Dracula while you suck Tingle's Octocok
Zelda doesn't love you, she's all over me
Get over it dude and go on eHarmony

Link:
Well excuse me asshole, you didn't have to be so bleak
Now put your whip away you S&M freak
I don't need a Master Sword to win this rapping fight
Defeated Dracula? Come on, more like Edward from Twilight
My games are genius, yours are pretty dull
No one gives a shit that you have the power of Grayskull
After this, I'll be behind the curtains with Princess Zelda
While you are stuck in a gayer Transexual, Transylvania

Simon:
Hey, Listen, this battle isn't over yet
I'm going to beat you, how much rupees you wanna bet
I'll whip your candles out and burn the Great Deku Tree
I'm a badass, son, even Van Helsing envys me

Link:
Your raps are boring, I wonder what Ganon's up too
You call yourself Van Helsing but I call you Winnie the Pooh
We all saw how much of a gaywad you are on Captain N
Go ahead, hit restart, I'll beat you again

Triangles
01-07-2012, 02:50 PM
Samus Aran vs Mega Man

Mega Man:
What's up, I'm Mega Man, from the year 20XX
My games are too hard for you, maybe too complex
Dr. Light, my father, is the world's greatest nerd
You were raised by aliens that look like Big Bird
I'll blow you away like I'm Hurricane Katrina
You destroyed a whole species which angered PETA
Take off your helmet or is your face to heinous?
I'll Mega Blast your ass back to Uranus

Samus:
The name's Samus Aran and I stopped the Mother Brain
But this annoying blue bitch is giving me a migraine
You must be weak, here, let me just scan
Who are you kidding, you're not even a man
Your blaster and robotic mutt don't even scare me
I'll stick a metroid on your head and suck out all of your energy
Kid, something's wrong with you. You must be Mega high
I'll screw attack you like Dr. Wily and you'll niel down and cry


Mega Man:
Other M was disappointing, just like your raps
You're just like Bubble Man, death by bitch slap
Your cannon is weak, you need an upgrade
Let's see how your suit handles Metal Man's Metal Blade

Mega Man hits Samus with a metal blade which damages her suit. Her suit falls off.

Zero Suit Samus:
You look surprised. You didn't know I was a chick?
Looks like I made it hard on your dick
You're such a mega perv, you make me want to hurl
The sad truth is, Rock, you just lost to a girl

Tsubori
01-09-2012, 12:35 PM
Nice! I'd say Samus won

B.S.B
01-09-2012, 05:54 PM
Optimus Prime:
Im Optimus Prime,
But I Have No Time,
Because You Have Wastes Of Rhyme!

Triangles
01-09-2012, 06:22 PM
Upcoming possible battles.

Solid Snake vs a type of animal professor
Fighting Game vs Fighting Game
Duke Nukem vs ???

Yes, working on a lot of video game related Rap Battles because Video Game week didn't go so well. Oh well :drinking:

B.S.B
01-09-2012, 06:40 PM
Upcoming possible battles.

Solid Snake vs a type of animal professor
Fighting Game vs Fighting Game
Duke Nukem vs ???

Yes, working on a lot of video game related Rap Battles because Video Game week didn't go so well. Oh well :drinking:
SS VS That Animal Crossing Guy...
GAWDAMNIT MAKE IT SCORP/SUBBY VS RYU/KEN!
DN VS Mastuh Cheef

Triangles
01-11-2012, 02:54 PM
Upcoming possible battles.

Solid Snake vs a type of animal professor
Fighting Game vs Fighting Game
Duke Nukem vs ???

Yes, working on a lot of video game related Rap Battles because Video Game week didn't go so well. Oh well :drinking:
SS VS That Animal Crossing Guy...
GAWDAMNIT MAKE IT SCORP/SUBBY VS RYU/KEN!
DN VS Mastuh Cheef
1. Nope. Hint: The color red and the color blue
2. Scorpion, Subzero, and Ryu are in, but no Ken. It's going to be a 4vs4 battle.
Round 1: Subzero vs Ryu
Round 2: Chun-li vs Sonya Blade
Round 3: Scorpion vs ???
Round 4: M. Bison vs ???
3. Not Master Cheif. Duke's opponent has no relations with him. They are from two totally different genre of game. Bet you can't guess.

Triangles
04-14-2012, 09:40 AM
Been a while sense I've been back here. Sorry for not putting up any rap battles. I still come up with ideas when ever I'm working. I edited my Micheal Myers vs Oscar Mayer rap. If only I could turn it into an actual video because when I hear it in my own head, it just sounds so much better, especially making Micheal Myers rap in screamo. I don't care for screamo music, but just sounds so appropriate for Micheal. I can also picture what the music will sound like in the battle. Kind of sounds like the music from Killing in the Name from Rage Against the Machine.

Here's the new edited version of Micheal vs Oscar.
Oscar:
My bologna has a first name, It's O S C A R
Now step aside before I hit you with my wiener car
You aint scaring anybody, so why don't you take off your mask
William Shatner called, he wants his face back
My meat is so delicious, Homie. I have a way with bologna
I'll slice you up, dice you up like you're pepperoni
You were once cool before Rob Zombie fucked you up
How are you gonna rap this battle when you're always shutting the f**k up

Michael:
How dare you make me break my vow of silence
Now it's time for me to bring all the violence
You think your wieners can help you win this lyrical fight
Just hope you don't cross me this Halloween night
Because tonight you're gonna die, I'll jam scissors in your eyes
Blood is gonna shed like the Forth of July
Run as fast as you can, you can't escape me
I'll catch up to you slowly and break both of your knees
I'm a murderous monster, I don't want to be nicer
I'll toss you face first in your own turkey slicer

Oscar:
Calm down Michael, come walk into my deli
I'll gut you open like a fish and make tripe from your belly
You're a souless hack, go get a life
Your story is more dull than the blade on your knife

Michael:
Trick or Treat, smell my feet. Give me something good to eat
Gonna slit you in the neck cause your cold cuts taste like shit
I'm beast, you got beef, I cannot be destroyed
Unlike your pepperoni which was eaten by The Noid

YellowNerd
04-14-2012, 09:46 AM
Haha welcome back Triangles ^^

That was an epic battle, i say jason won.

B.S.B
04-14-2012, 10:30 AM
Upcoming possible battles.

Solid Snake vs a type of animal professor
Fighting Game vs Fighting Game
Duke Nukem vs ???

Yes, working on a lot of video game related Rap Battles because Video Game week didn't go so well. Oh well :drinking:
SS VS That Animal Crossing Guy...
GAWDAMNIT MAKE IT SCORP/SUBBY VS RYU/KEN!
DN VS Mastuh Cheef
1. Nope. Hint: The color red and the color blue
2. Scorpion, Subzero, and Ryu are in, but no Ken. It's going to be a 4vs4 battle.
Round 1: Subzero vs Ryu
Round 2: Chun-li vs Sonya Blade
Round 3: Scorpion vs ???
Round 4: M. Bison vs Shao Kahn
3. Not Master Cheif. Duke's opponent has no relations with him. They are from two totally different genre of game. Bet you can't guess.