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WWEFan
08-10-2012, 08:16 PM
1) Her name is Charlotte. She hates her name, and her father. She smokes plastic cigarettes even though she is 3 years old. One time, a snake bit her in the butt, but she didn't cry. Instead, she picked the snake up, walked over to her friend's house, and told the snake to eat her friend's family.

[spoiler:2rrd9von]Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Doesn't like the name Charlotte, but what do you know? YOU'RE THREE!
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Got a fucking snake and made it eat her friends's family,
Motherfucking Charlotte's got a snake up in her diaper,
It sank its teeth right into her butt cheeks but she didn't make a whimper,
What is up with this girl? It must be something to do,
With the fact that she smoked plastic cigarettes from the age of two,
I can't believe this b***h has friends, man, she's the loner in kindergarten,
She hates her dad so much she might as well be a Spartan,
But don't feel sorry for this toddler, she tears no pain,
I hope she'll cry when I stick a hand grenade in her brain,
BAM![/spoiler:2rrd9von]

2) Its name is Ryan. It is a cat-dog. It chews on Everlasting Gobstoppers while watching chick flicks. It gnaws on it's owner's middle finger and thinks about naked giraffes all day long.

COMING SOON

3) His name is Lubatachim. He is Anglo-Korean with a hint of Irish-American blood. He gets mad at cashiers for "not looking at him properly". He is 8 feet tall and brags about his height to every child he can find. He once scared the crap out of a kid so badly the kid wet his pants and had to go through a whole school day like that.

[spoiler:2rrd9von]My next victim
Name is Lubatachim
'Bout to spit fire when I spit rhymes aimin' towards him
Anglo, Korean, Irish, American
You're like a rainbow of douche, but not even a man
I'm gonna slice you up, Lube, a hint of multi-cultural blood!
Then stomp your fucking face straight into the mud!
The f**k? Do you really care about how cashiers stare at ya'?
Thinkin' that this Korean, drunk f**k really belongs in America?
NO! I'll diss Lube! Dead soon!
You may be a giant, but I can still lyrically stomp on you!
Scaring kids 'till they pee their pants, that's really mature!
Going through a day of school with wet underwear, that hurts
I'll destroy your self-esteem! FEAR MY LASER BEAM!
I don't got one? Well that beam is beam of disses seen by the A-Team!
Cleaning crap outta kids! Diss to Lubatachim!
I won't look at you properly untill you BE LESS OF A b***h!
Bragging about height to kids? No shit you're bigger than 'em!
You're a fucked-up-creepy-ass-dickbag! Suck my rectum!
I once dissed a mother fucker who needed to be taught a lesson
But WWEFan dissapproves, so here's REVENGE FOR MESSIN'!
No guessin'! I re-evaluate my stone cold rhymes!
Diss fuckers like you every motha-fucking time!
So next time, when Mr. Lubatachim thinks he's so cool!
I've got a diss rap, b***h, that'll throw you outta diss school!
(What a fool!)[/spoiler:2rrd9von]

4) His name is Uranus, because his parents love planets. He has a sister named Venus and a brother named Pokemon, and he annoys both of them by playing his guitar in the nude. He laughs like a teenager with arthritis, even though he's 21 years old.

[spoiler:2rrd9von]Yo, this epic diss rap will get lodged in your anus,
You use that guitar as a dick, too bad you don't know how to play it,
Your parents were on acid when they named you as an ass, it (get it "acid" - "ass it")
Pisses me off so much that I'll kick your out of this planet,
Don't panic, I got your sister orbiting my dick,
You must have the world on your shoulders to end up with that bad arthritis,
You're a gas giant yet you sound like you're a teen,
Tell this twenty-one year old virgin to put some cloths on, please[/spoiler:2rrd9von]

5) Her name is Panik. She is a 13-year-old girl who loves to show off her tits during class, which causes the boys to get aroused. And when a boy gets aroused, she kicks him in the junk. After she kicks him in the junk, she corners him, pulls out a feather duster and starts tickling him (that part was inspired by the picture GoB posted in the Pics please topic).

[spoiler:2rrd9von]It's time make Panik, panic! Lyrically b***h!
Call me Gob, cuz I'm gonna take a knife and make ya "itch!"
You arouse boys, but you can't arouse the men.
My dick ain't extending, but my middle finger is again!
Your a skanky 13 year old maid, but you'll never get laid.
I'm going to knock you and your breast implants back to first grade!
Twilight Sparkle, let me take a note, and send it to Celestia.
Never claim balloons are your tits. I'll give you an ass whupping from Equestria![/spoiler:2rrd9von]

BONUS - combination of all of the characters so far: a boygirl alien-cat-dog named Charyanabataurapanik, who smokes plastic cigarettes, thinks about naked giraffes all day long, is 8 feet tall and brags about his height to every child he can find, plays his guitar in the nude, and corners people and tickle tortures them with a feather duster.

COMING SOON

6) It is an alien named Flerpwerp. It comes from Mars, and whenever someone asks him why he came to Earth, he says "because I can, bitch". It is an expert on TNT, as it blows up 99 houses a week. It kills every iguana it sees right after barfing on it.

[spoiler:2rrd9von]Check this; I'm one of the best!
It's Incinirmatt, being put to the test!
Check this; I'm one of the best!
Now watch me take down this fucking pest!
Alien scumbag, get ready to feel some fucking FIRE!
I've come to flame you with a fan-made Dis Raps For Hire!
You think you can do what you want? Well, fat chance!
I'm the consequences of your actions, and I've come to dance!
I'll throw you in a pit of flames, make you hang your head in shame,
Then I'll do you like that maggot James and give you a horrible name!
Yeah, b***h, you can't mess with Earth.
Because those who do will only feel the hurt
That Incinirmatt brings, and I'm bringing a lot.
Dissin' scum like you with fire so hot.
And I'm sick of assholes like you who blow up homes.
You don't spare anyone--not even the fucking lawn gnomes!
Well that's it! Earth is done with your goddamn shit!
Come out and face me so I can kick your ass for a little bit.
Even Pinky was smarter than you when he said narf!
At least he didn't go around and cover iguanas with barf.
What the f**k is wrong with you? Is that some sick fetish?
If you want some goddamn condiments, try some fucking relish.
Don't think that you're some kind of special for getting a Dis Rap
Because Flerpwerp, you twerp, EpicLLOYD didn't give you the bitchslap.
I did, so get lost with your T N T
And remember who beat your ass. A guy named M A T T!
Leave![/spoiler:2rrd9von]

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 06:54 AM
1) Her name is Charlotte. She hates her name, and her father. She smokes plastic cigarettes even though she is 3 years old. One time, a snake bit her in the butt, but she didn't cry. Instead, she picked the snake up, walked over to her friend's house, and told the snake to eat her friend's family.

Motherfucking, snake-wrangling, plastic-cigar smking, BABIES!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Doesn't like the name Charlotte, but what do you know? YOU'RE THREE!
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Got a fucking snake and made it eat her friends's family,
Motherfucking Charlotte's got a snake up in her diaper,
It sank its teeth right into her butt cheeks but she didn't make a whimper,
What is up with this girl? It must be something to do,
With the fact that she smoked plastic cigarettes from the age of two,
I can't believe this bitch has friends, man, she's the loner in kindergarten,
She hates her dad so much she might as well be a Spartan,
But don't feel sorry for this toddler, she tears no pain,
I hope she'll cry when I stick a hand grenade in her brain,
BAM!

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:35 AM
[quote="ERBFan2875/WWEFan101":2xzlzvck]1) Her name is Charlotte. She hates her name, and her father. She smokes plastic cigarettes even though she is 3 years old. One time, a snake bit her in the butt, but she didn't cry. Instead, she picked the snake up, walked over to her friend's house, and told the snake to eat her friend's family.

Motherfucking, snake-wrangling, plastic-cigar smking, BABIES!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Doesn't like the name Charlotte, but what do you know? YOU'RE THREE!
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Got a fucking snake and made it eat her friends's family,
Motherfucking Charlotte's got a snake up in her diaper,
It sank its teeth right into her butt cheeks but she didn't make a whimper,
What is up with this girl? It must be something to do,
With the fact that she smoked plastic cigarettes from the age of two,
I can't believe this b***h has friends, man, she's the loner in kindergarten,
She hates her dad so much she might as well be a Spartan,
But don't feel sorry for this toddler, she tears no pain,
I hope she'll cry when I stick a hand grenade in her brain,
BAM![/quote:2xzlzvck]
XD

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 07:37 AM
[quote="God of Bronies":shbkqp7d][quote="ERBFan2875/WWEFan101":shbkqp7d]1) Her name is Charlotte. She hates her name, and her father. She smokes plastic cigarettes even though she is 3 years old. One time, a snake bit her in the butt, but she didn't cry. Instead, she picked the snake up, walked over to her friend's house, and told the snake to eat her friend's family.

Motherfucking, snake-wrangling, plastic-cigar smking, BABIES!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Doesn't like the name Charlotte, but what do you know? YOU'RE THREE!
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Got a fucking snake and made it eat her friends's family,
Motherfucking Charlotte's got a snake up in her diaper,
It sank its teeth right into her butt cheeks but she didn't make a whimper,
What is up with this girl? It must be something to do,
With the fact that she smoked plastic cigarettes from the age of two,
I can't believe this b***h has friends, man, she's the loner in kindergarten,
She hates her dad so much she might as well be a Spartan,
But don't feel sorry for this toddler, she tears no pain,
I hope she'll cry when I stick a hand grenade in her brain,
BAM![/quote:shbkqp7d]
XD[/quote:shbkqp7d]
I'll make the other ones soon.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:40 AM
[quote="ERBFan2875/WWEFan101":xftft9kr][quote="God of Bronies":xftft9kr][quote="ERBFan2875/WWEFan101":xftft9kr]1) Her name is Charlotte. She hates her name, and her father. She smokes plastic cigarettes even though she is 3 years old. One time, a snake bit her in the butt, but she didn't cry. Instead, she picked the snake up, walked over to her friend's house, and told the snake to eat her friend's family.

Motherfucking, snake-wrangling, plastic-cigar smking, BABIES!

Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Doesn't like the name Charlotte, but what do you know? YOU'RE THREE!
Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, Char, Char, Charlotte,
Got a fucking snake and made it eat her friends's family,
Motherfucking Charlotte's got a snake up in her diaper,
It sank its teeth right into her butt cheeks but she didn't make a whimper,
What is up with this girl? It must be something to do,
With the fact that she smoked plastic cigarettes from the age of two,
I can't believe this b***h has friends, man, she's the loner in kindergarten,
She hates her dad so much she might as well be a Spartan,
But don't feel sorry for this toddler, she tears no pain,
I hope she'll cry when I stick a hand grenade in her brain,
BAM![/quote:xftft9kr]
XD[/quote:xftft9kr]
I'll make the other ones soon.[/quote:xftft9kr]
Cool!

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 08:01 AM
Ryan will be feeling this in the morning.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 03:42 PM
I'm gonna add a #4

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 03:43 PM
Oh, cool.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 03:46 PM
Alright, added it.

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 03:49 PM
Motherfucking Uranus!

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 03:52 PM
No, a mother is not f***ing my anus. XD

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 03:54 PM
I thought she was...

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 03:55 PM
I thought she was...
And because of that, you are required to write a dis rap for Magma, Ryan, Lubatachim, AND Uranus!

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 03:58 PM
[quote="God of Bronies":15359mys]I thought she was...
And because of that, you are required to write a dis rap for Magma, Ryan, Lubatachim, AND Uranus![/quote:15359mys]
Run hippie, run hippie, I got twenty-one guns with me.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 03:58 PM
[quote="ERBFan2875/WWEFan101":3jd4yqvx][quote="God of Bronies":3jd4yqvx]I thought she was...
And because of that, you are required to write a dis rap for Magma, Ryan, Lubatachim, AND Uranus![/quote:3jd4yqvx]
Run hippie, run hippie, I got twenty-one guns with me.[/quote:3jd4yqvx]
I got twenty-two.

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 03:59 PM
I get drunk on a run and kill hippies for fun.

Funnybone
08-11-2012, 04:24 PM
"His name is Uranus, because his parents love planets. He has a sister named Venus and a brother named Pokemon, and he annoys both of them by playing his guitar in the nude. He laughs like a teenager with arthritis, even though he's 21 years old."

GRRRRRRRRR!, JUSTIN BIEBER COPYCATS!

Probe your arse because something's stuck in Uranus
On the scale of 1-10 your on 10 of lameness.
Everyone knows you are so god damn bad rude.
Yet you fuck your older sister while singin in the nude.
your bones may look deformed but more deformed is your brain.
so quit stripping off like your the singer lil wayne.
How does your family live with you?
Were you adopted when you were little
do us all a favour and suck on biebers whistle.

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 04:24 PM
"His name is Uranus, because his parents love planets. He has a sister named Venus and a brother named Pokemon, and he annoys both of them by playing his guitar in the nude. He laughs like a teenager with arthritis, even though he's 21 years old."

GRRRRRRRRR!, JUSTIN BIEBER COPYCATS!

Probe your arse because something's stuck in Uranus
On the scale of 1-10 your on 10 of lameness.
Everyone knows you are so god damn bad rude.
Yet you f**k your older sister while singin in the nude.
your bones may look deformed but more deformed is your brain.
so quit stripping off like your the singer lil wayne.
How does your family live with you?
Were you adopted when you were little
do us all a favour and suck on biebers whistle.
:laugh:

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 04:34 PM
Probe your arse because something's stuck in Uranus
On the scale of 1-10 your on 10 of lameness.
Everyone knows you are so god damn bad rude.
Yet you f**k your older sister while singin in the nude.
your bones may look deformed but more deformed is your brain.
so quit stripping off like your the singer lil wayne.
How does your family live with you?
Were you adopted when you were little
do us all a favour and suck on biebers whistle.
Good, but there's a few things: 1) I never said older or younger siblings, but I meant to say younger. 2) He doesn't sing, he plays guitar. 3) Lil Wayne's not a singer, he's a rapper, and I don't think he strips. GoB, please make your version!

Moonjik
08-11-2012, 04:39 PM
GRRR, LOUSY STINKIN' PLANETARY FREAKS!

Yo, this epic diss rap will get lodged in your anus,
You use that guitar as a dick, too bad you don't know how to play it,
Your parents were on acid when they named you as an ass, it (get it "acid" - "ass it")
Pisses me off so much that I'll kick your out of this planet,
Don't panic, I got your sister orbiting my dick,
You must have the world on your shoulders to end up with that bad arthritis,
You're a gas giant yet you sound like you're a teen,
Tell this twenty-one year old virgin to put some cloths on, please,

I had to rush it so it's not that good.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 04:54 PM
GRRR, LOUSY STINKIN' PLANETARY FREAKS!

Yo, this epic diss rap will get lodged in your anus,
You use that guitar as a dick, too bad you don't know how to play it,
Your parents were on acid when they named you as an ass, it (get it "acid" - "ass it")
Pisses me off so much that I'll kick your out of this planet,
Don't panic, I got your sister orbiting my dick,
You must have the world on your shoulders to end up with that bad arthritis,
You're a gas giant yet you sound like you're a teen,
Tell this twenty-one year old virgin to put some cloths on, please,

I had to rush it so it's not that good.
Are you kidding? It's f*cking great! I literally LOLed! Make the other ones!

ZoroarkPKMN
08-11-2012, 05:07 PM
His name is Lubatachim. He is Anglo-Korean with a hint of Irish-American blood. He gets mad at cashiers for "not looking at him properly". He is 8 feet tall and brags about his height to every child he can find. He once scared the crap out of a kid so badly the kid wet his pants and had to go through a whole school day like that.

Grrr...douchey...SNOBBY...BULLIES!!!RAAAARRRRGGGHH H!!

[spoiler:3imk2pab]My next victim
Name is Lubatachim
'Bout to spit fire when I spit rhymes aimin' towards him
Anglo, Korean, Irish, American
You're like a rainbow of douche, but not even a man
I'm gonna slice you up, Lube, a hint of multi-cultural blood!
Then stomp your fucking face straight into the mud!
The fuck? Do you really care about how cashiers stare at ya'?
Thinkin' that this Korean, drunk fuck really belongs in America?
NO! I'll diss Lube! Dead soon!
You may be a giant, but I can still lyrically stomp on you!
Scaring kids 'till they pee their pants, that's really mature!
Going through a day of school with wet underwear, that hurts
I'll destroy your self-esteem! FEAR MY LASER BEAM!
I don't got one? Well that beam is beam of disses seen by the A-Team!
Cleaning crap outta kids! Diss to Lubatachim!
I won't look at you properly untill you BE LESS OF A BITCH!
Bragging about height to kids? No shit you're bigger than 'em!
You're a fucked-up-creepy-ass-dickbag! Suck my rectum!
I once dissed a mother fucker who needed to be taught a lesson
But WWEFan dissapproves, so here's REVENGE FOR MESSIN'!
No guessin'! I re-evaluate my stone cold rhymes!
Diss fuckers like you every motha-fucking time!
So next time, when Mr. Lubatachim thinks he's so cool!
I've got a diss rap, bitch, that'll throw you outta diss school!

(What a fool!)[/spoiler:3imk2pab]

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 05:12 PM
His name is Lubatachim. He is Anglo-Korean with a hint of Irish-American blood. He gets mad at cashiers for "not looking at him properly". He is 8 feet tall and brags about his height to every child he can find. He once scared the crap out of a kid so badly the kid wet his pants and had to go through a whole school day like that.

Grrr...douchey...SNOBBY...BULLIES!!!RAAAARRRRGGGHH H!!

[spoiler:3jfvfyhx]My next victim
Name is Lubatachim
'Bout to spit fire when I spit rhymes aimin' towards him
Anglo, Korean, Irish, American
You're like a rainbow of douche, but not even a man
I'm gonna slice you up, Lube, a hint of multi-cultural blood!
Then stomp your fucking face straight into the mud!
The f**k? Do you really care about how cashiers stare at ya'?
Thinkin' that this Korean, drunk f**k really belongs in America?
NO! I'll diss Lube! Dead soon!
You may be a giant, but I can still lyrically stomp on you!
Scaring kids 'till they pee their pants, that's really mature!
Going through a day of school with wet underwear, that hurts
I'll destroy your self-esteem! FEAR MY LASER BEAM!
I don't got one? Well that beam is beam of disses seen by the A-Team!
Cleaning crap outta kids! Diss to Lubatachim!
I won't look at you properly untill you BE LESS OF A b***h!
Bragging about height to kids? No shit you're bigger than 'em!
You're a fucked-up-creepy-ass-dickbag! Suck my rectum!
I once dissed a mother fucker who needed to be taught a lesson
But WWEFan dissapproves, so here's REVENGE FOR MESSIN'!
No guessin'! I re-evaluate my stone cold rhymes!
Diss fuckers like you every motha-fucking time!
So next time, when Mr. Lubatachim thinks he's so cool!
I've got a diss rap, b***h, that'll throw you outta diss school!

(What a fool!)[/spoiler:3jfvfyhx]
HELL YES! I could not stop laughing! (but I hope you realize he doesn't exist)

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 05:15 PM
Somebody dis rap "Ryan". I'm gonna post a #5.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 05:59 PM
Somebody dis rap "Ryan". I'm gonna post a #5.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 05:59 PM
I still need dis raps for Ryan and Panik.

Faker
08-11-2012, 07:01 PM
5) Her name is Panik. She is a 13-year-old girl who loves to show off her tits during class, which causes the boys to get aroused. And when a boy gets aroused, she kicks him in the junk. After she kicks him in the junk, she corners him, pulls out a feather duster and starts tickling him (that part was inspired by the picture GoB posted in the Pics please topic).

It's time make Panik, panic! Lyrically bitch!
Call me Gob, cuz I'm gonna take a knife and make ya "itch!"
You arouse boys, but you can't arouse the men.
My dick ain't extending, but my middle finger is again!
Your a skanky 13 year old maid, but you'll never get laid.
I'm going to knock you and your breast implants back to first grade!
Twilight Sparkle, let me take a note, and send it to Celestia.
Never claim balloons are your tits. I'll give you an ass whupping from Equestria!

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:03 PM
5) Her name is Panik. She is a 13-year-old girl who loves to show off her tits during class, which causes the boys to get aroused. And when a boy gets aroused, she kicks him in the junk. After she kicks him in the junk, she corners him, pulls out a feather duster and starts tickling him (that part was inspired by the picture GoB posted in the Pics please topic).

It's time make Panik, panic! Lyrically b***h!
Call me Gob, cuz I'm gonna take a knife and make ya "itch!"
You arouse boys, but you can't arouse the men.
My dick ain't extending, but my middle finger is again!
Your a skanky 13 year old maid, but you'll never get laid.
I'm going to knock you and your breast implants back to first grade!
Twilight Sparkle, let me take a note, and send it to Celestia.
Never claim balloons are your tits. I'll give you an ass whupping from Equestria!
Awesome! Wanna make Ryan's dis rap?

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:11 PM
Okay, I added two entries. That leaves Ryan, Flerpwerp, and the bonus.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:15 PM
Anybody????

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:29 PM
...

Spars
08-11-2012, 07:31 PM
You can't rush these things so much..it's like every 5 seconds "ANYBODY!?!?!?!?!?!"..it takes alot longer than that to make a GOOD dis rap...

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:32 PM
You can't rush these things so much..it's like every 5 seconds "ANYBODY!?!?!?!?!?!"..it takes alot longer than that to make a GOOD dis rap...
I'm sorry. I'm impatient.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:52 PM
Okay, it's been like half an hour now. Seriously. I'm getting impatient.

Spars
08-11-2012, 07:56 PM
Sometimes it takes days....

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 07:57 PM
O.O

Spars
08-11-2012, 08:00 PM
If I want to make a purrfect dis rap, I spend days on it.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 08:02 PM
If I want to make a purrfect dis rap, I spend days on it.
I don't need perfect ones, I just need decent ones.

Spars
08-11-2012, 08:04 PM
Sometimes though, (like me), the creator wants to make it perfect. Not just decent. I'd do it, but I only dis rap real people, nothing personal, sorry.

WWEFan
08-11-2012, 08:15 PM
Sometimes though, (like me), the creator wants to make it perfect. Not just decent. I'd do it, but I only dis rap real people, nothing personal, sorry.
'k

Moonjik
08-12-2012, 03:11 AM
[quote="God of Bronies":q7h02lsu]GRRR, LOUSY STINKIN' PLANETARY FREAKS!

Yo, this epic diss rap will get lodged in your anus,
You use that guitar as a dick, too bad you don't know how to play it,
Your parents were on acid when they named you as an ass, it (get it "acid" - "ass it")
Pisses me off so much that I'll kick your out of this planet,
Don't panic, I got your sister orbiting my dick,
You must have the world on your shoulders to end up with that bad arthritis,
You're a gas giant yet you sound like you're a teen,
Tell this twenty-one year old virgin to put some cloths on, please,

I had to rush it so it's not that good.
Are you kidding? It's f*cking great! I literally LOLed! Make the other ones![/quote:q7h02lsu]
Okay, thanks.

WWEFan
08-12-2012, 06:27 PM
[quote="ERBFan2875/WWEFan101":zipde4gf][quote="God of Bronies":zipde4gf]GRRR, LOUSY STINKIN' PLANETARY FREAKS!

Yo, this epic diss rap will get lodged in your anus,
You use that guitar as a dick, too bad you don't know how to play it,
Your parents were on acid when they named you as an ass, it (get it "acid" - "ass it")
Pisses me off so much that I'll kick your out of this planet,
Don't panic, I got your sister orbiting my dick,
You must have the world on your shoulders to end up with that bad arthritis,
You're a gas giant yet you sound like you're a teen,
Tell this twenty-one year old virgin to put some cloths on, please,

I had to rush it so it's not that good.
Are you kidding? It's f*cking great! I literally LOLed! Make the other ones![/quote:zipde4gf]
Okay, thanks.[/quote:zipde4gf]
So make 'em!

Incinirmatt
08-16-2012, 08:44 PM
6) It is an alien named Flerpwerp. It comes from Mars, and whenever someone asks him why he came to Earth, he says "because I can, b***h". It is an expert on TNT, as it blows up 99 houses a week. It kills every iguana it sees right after barfing on it.
[quote="?":2t9pu5ha]COMING SOON[/quote:2t9pu5ha]

*playing with a stick* :D *sees an explosion not too far away* O_O What th--*a newspaper flies in my face* *takes it off and reads the headline and article, which, not surprisingly, is about Flerpwerp* *growls* :explode: Psychotic, trespassing, asshole! *runs off* *five minutes later, I'm being televised to every computer and TV screen*

Check this; I'm one of the best!
It's Incinirmatt, being put to the test!
Check this; I'm one of the best!
Now watch me take down this fucking pest!
Alien scumbag, get ready to feel some fucking FIRE!
I've come to flame you with a fan-made Dis Raps For Hire!
You think you can do what you want? Well, fat chance!
I'm the consequences of your actions, and I've come to dance!
I'll throw you in a pit of flames, make you hang your head in shame,
Then I'll do you like that maggot James and give you a horrible name!
Yeah, bitch, you can't mess with Earth.
Because those who do will only feel the hurt
That Incinirmatt brings, and I'm bringing a lot.
Dissin' scum like you with fire so hot.
And I'm sick of assholes like you who blow up homes.
You don't spare anyone--not even the fucking lawn gnomes!
Well that's it! Earth is done with your goddamn shit!
Come out and face me so I can kick your ass for a little bit.
Even Pinky was smarter than you when he said narf!
At least he didn't go around and cover iguanas with barf.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Is that some sick fetish?
If you want some goddamn condiments, try some fucking relish.
Don't think that you're some kind of special for getting a Dis Rap
Because Flerpwerp, you twerp, EpicLLOYD didn't give you the bitchslap.
I did, so get lost with your T N T
And remember who beat your ass. A guy named M A T T!
Leave!

WWEFan
08-20-2012, 02:35 PM
Anybody wanna make the bonus?

WoodenHornets
08-20-2012, 06:25 PM
Anybody wanna make the bonus?
i'll make one. i need a fake character though. :(

WWEFan
08-20-2012, 07:07 PM
Anybody wanna make the bonus?
i'll make one. i need a fake character though. :(

BONUS - combination of all of the characters so far: a boygirl alien-cat-dog named Charyanabataurapanik, who smokes plastic cigarettes, thinks about naked giraffes all day long, is 8 feet tall and brags about his height to every child he can find, plays his guitar in the nude, and corners people and tickle tortures them with a feather duster.