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01-16-2012, 06:59 AM
Jack Sparrow vs. Harry Potter

Jack Sparrow: Yo, check it. My name is Jack Sparrow
You wouldn't find love if Cupid shot you with an arrow
I find gold in treasure chests
But you're just too busy looking at Hermione's breasts
I use a sword, making every battle tragic
You fight wars with just a little wand of magic
Like seriously Potter, who do you think you are?
I'll leave bigger marks than Lord Voldemort's scar
Your dick is small and round, just like a penny
If you don't believe me, then go and ask Ginny
You wanna battle me? Please be my guest
I'll run over you as if I was the Hogwarts Express

Harry Potter: When I enter battles, you know I'll never fail
Just go jump of your ship Jack and get eaten by a whale
I'll dis you so hard, you'll have a rapping seizure
And last time I checked, you don't have a girlfriend either
With my wand, you will never get bored
And the funniest thing is it can kill faster than your sword
All I have to do is wave my wrist
No need for swords or punching with fists

Jack Sparrow: Oh Harry Potter, stop causing so much commotion
Just shut up and go drink your stupid magic potion
Your disses are terrible and your rhymes are bad
At least I actually have a mom and a dad
This is your first rap battle I assume
So do us all a favor and fly away on your broom
Listen to me Harry, it's time to focus
Enough of your silly, little Hocus Pocus

Harry Potter: Jack Sparrow it doesn't seem like you have a clue
I don't need magic to win a battle over you
Your hideous face just makes me wanna hurl
More so than the ship you call the Black Pearl
My disses are so cold, you'll be asking for a coat
And I'll throw you overboard, so I hope that you can float
You're just like a twig, so easy to bend
I'll show you what it's like to be at World's End!

Who Won? You decide!

Credit goes to: EpicRapBattles10