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Dion
09-11-2012, 06:00 PM
THIS IS THE FIRST ROUND OF THE CELEB RAP OFF!

SIR ISAAC NEWTON!

VS

SPIDERMAN!










Sir Isaac Newton...



BEGIN!

BobbyBobber
09-11-2012, 07:59 PM
So... Three days starting tomorrow is deadline, right?

Faker
09-11-2012, 08:02 PM
So... Three days starting tomorrow is deadline, right?
So, you're Mr Newton?

BobbyBobber
09-11-2012, 08:04 PM
So... Three days starting tomorrow is deadline, right?
So, you're Mr Newton?
Yup.

Faker
09-11-2012, 08:04 PM
So... Three days starting tomorrow is deadline, right?
So, you're Mr Newton?
Yup.
This is gonna be good. I'm Spider-Man. Alright, enough talking. I don't want to spam anymore.

Dion
09-11-2012, 08:19 PM
So... Three days starting tomorrow is deadline, right?

Yes!
And remember, it goes 8 bars for you, 8 bars for Spike, 4 bars for you, and then 4 bars for Spike.

Faker
09-14-2012, 06:04 PM
And I wait... Dion how much longer do we have? BB hasn't put anything.

Dion
09-14-2012, 06:07 PM
And I wait... Dion how much longer do we have? BB hasn't put anything.

He has until Midnight EST.

BobbyBobber
09-14-2012, 07:43 PM
Guess who's finally finished?

Newton:
I'll teach dis bug gravity when your smashed by my shoe,
Sad you weren't in Avengers, 'cause all I hear is boo-hoo!
Imma sci mind, kick a nerds ass, 100% sure you won't get a spouse,
How do you call yourself a badass, when your owned by Mickey Mouse?
Ouch! What in blazes was Stan Lee thinking?
Some nerdy bastard that dresses daily for Halloween!
Im starting mad hassle, dropping mad apples, beating sad assholes,
Showing Spidey how to lose a battle, I wrote the laws and it's time for you to follow!

Faker
09-15-2012, 08:54 AM
Spiderman:
Spidey senses are tingling, you having another nervous breakdown? Do tell.
I'd love to hear it, Sir. Just kidding, I'll spin a web for you to Hell!
You were a mathematician? Well how about solving this equation?
Why were you such a cold bastard, and complained bout it in England's Parliament?
Go mask your shame, the world never ended. Want to borrow my mask?
I defy gravity with my webs. Your laws are nothing but balderdash!
They say an Apple a day keeps the doctor away, and that, I say, is true!
I mean, you did die of mercury poisoning from your hair. you know you're screwed!

Faker
09-16-2012, 09:15 PM
... Waiting.

Faker
09-17-2012, 09:36 PM
Dion, it's almost been 3 days again.

Dion
09-17-2012, 09:54 PM
Almost. :rolleyes:

Dion
09-20-2012, 06:03 PM
Sergeant Spike (Spiderman) wins by default.