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Froggy
09-14-2012, 02:38 PM
I thought I'd make a little topic to post some funny jokes. If anyone's down, they can read this and hear our jokes! I'll write a couple:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tad!
Tad who?
[spoiler:1rbaiq6a]Tad's all folks![/spoiler:1rbaiq6a]

Wanna hear a joke about my penis?
[spoiler:1rbaiq6a]Oh, nevermind. It's too long.[/spoiler:1rbaiq6a]

Yo Mamma:
[spoiler:1rbaiq6a]Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.

Yo Mamma's so poor, When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'[/spoiler:1rbaiq6a]

Now, you guys can add some. :)

Uprising
09-14-2012, 04:21 PM
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach she was carted off to Seaworld to live with the whales.

BobbyBobber
09-14-2012, 05:11 PM
Yo mamas sooo fat, that she signed for a Weight Watchers diet.
http://df4h2992h0mqq.cloudfront.net/images/the-absolute-best-of-the-anti-joke-chicken-meme.jpg

Adonis
09-14-2012, 05:23 PM
Yo Mommas so Stupid. she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Diogee
09-14-2012, 05:24 PM
Yo Mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground... and missed.

Adonis
09-14-2012, 05:28 PM
Wanna hear a joke about my penis?
[spoiler:1264zagw]Oh, nevermind. It's too long.[/spoiler:1264zagw]



You stole thaat from meh D: I Said it in chatzy lol

Diogee
09-14-2012, 05:28 PM
Wanna hear a joke about my penis?
[spoiler:2fnpvidn]Oh, nevermind. It's too long.[/spoiler:2fnpvidn]



You stole thaat from meh D: I Said it in chatzy lol
I've heard it elsewhere a bajillion times.

Adonis
09-14-2012, 05:30 PM
Wanna hear a joke about my penis?
[spoiler:mt6n8rbt]Oh, nevermind. It's too long.[/spoiler:mt6n8rbt]



You stole thaat from meh D: I Said it in chatzy lol
I've heard it elsewhere a bajillion times.



I Know. I just said it yesterday tho.

BobbyBobber
09-14-2012, 05:35 PM
Your mommas so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

SuperRapz
09-14-2012, 05:37 PM
Yo mama's so poor, i saw her kicking a can the other day, and I asked what she was doing.

She Said; "Moving."

Yo mama so poor, she had one shoe on. I asked her if she lost a shoe, and she said

"No, I found one."

Froggy
09-14-2012, 05:37 PM
Wanna hear a joke about my penis?
[spoiler:14ltdro8]Oh, nevermind. It's too long.[/spoiler:14ltdro8]



You stole thaat from meh D: I Said it in chatzy lol
Oh, yeah! Lol I actually heard it from a friend last week though. Sorry!

Froggy
09-15-2012, 01:10 PM
hmm, I need to find some more jokes! lol

Uprising
09-15-2012, 01:14 PM
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.
The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."
The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"
"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."

Froggy
09-15-2012, 01:19 PM
LOOOOL I love that!

BobbyBobber
09-15-2012, 01:46 PM
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.
The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."
The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"
"No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."
:lawl:

RBM
09-15-2012, 02:07 PM
A penguin decides to take a vacation to New York, because he's sick of living in the cold all the time. He catches a plane to New York and goes to the front desk to see if he could rent a car to cruise the streets in the heat. He rents a car and drives around the city, but the car stops! Something was wrong with the car! So, he takes the car to a repair shop. A man takes the car in and tells the penguin that it would take a couple of hours to figure out what was wrong with the car. In the meantime, the penguin takes a walk outside, only to notice an ice cream truck nearby! The penguin decides to pass the time by eating a Huge Super Deluxe Vanilla Cone. The penguin devours the ice cream cone, getting vanilla ice cream all over his beak. It was delicious! By the time the penguin finished the cone, it was time to go check on the car the repair man was inspecting. Once the penguin arrived at the repair shop, the man inspecting the vehicle says, "Looks like you blew a seal." Then the penguin shouts, "NO! IT'S VANILLA ICE CREAM! I SWEAR!"

It's kinda dirty once you get it. :p

Adonis
09-15-2012, 02:09 PM
Had to read it again... but i gettit. Looooool



Yo mammas so fat she sat on the rainbow and the skittles fell out

SuperRapz
09-15-2012, 03:03 PM
A penguin decides to take a vacation to New York, because he's sick of living in the cold all the time. He catches a plane to New York and goes to the front desk to see if he could rent a car to cruise the streets in the heat. He rents a car and drives around the city, but the car stops! Something was wrong with the car! So, he takes the car to a repair shop. A man takes the car in and tells the penguin that it would take a couple of hours to figure out what was wrong with the car. In the meantime, the penguin takes a walk outside, only to notice an ice cream truck nearby! The penguin decides to pass the time by eating a Huge Super Deluxe Vanilla Cone. The penguin devours the ice cream cone, getting vanilla ice cream all over his beak. It was delicious! By the time the penguin finished the cone, it was time to go check on the car the repair man was inspecting. Once the penguin arrived at the repair shop, the man inspecting the vehicle says, "Looks like you blew a seal." Then the penguin shouts, "NO! IT'S VANILLA ICE CREAM! I SWEAR!"

It's kinda dirty once you get it. :p
XD

RBM
09-15-2012, 03:25 PM
Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

Havok.

Havok who?

I Havok question!

:lawl:

Uprising
09-15-2012, 03:27 PM
What is the definition of wise?

A: It's what kids always say, as in "Wise the sky blue?" or "Wise mommy working on the streets at night?"

RBM
09-15-2012, 03:28 PM
What is the definition of wise?

A: It's what kids always say, as in "Wise the sky blue?" or "Wise mommy working on the streets at night?"
:lol:

Froggy
09-15-2012, 04:48 PM
LOL Nice one, Uprising!

Rainbowchibee
09-15-2012, 08:15 PM
:/ My momma ain't anything I don't have one

Froggy
09-15-2012, 08:18 PM
Shit! I'm sorry, Chi. Shouldn't have included those. Well, we still have the knock-knock jokes, the penis joke, and the thinking jokes!

Uprising
09-15-2012, 09:40 PM
Shit! I'm sorry, Chi. Shouldn't have included those. Well, we still have the knock-knock jokes, the penis joke, and the thinking jokes!
Not to mention redneck jokes!

Rainbowchibee
09-17-2012, 09:55 PM
Shit! I'm sorry, Chi. Shouldn't have included those. Well, we still have the knock-knock jokes, the penis joke, and the thinking jokes!
*smiles and kisses Forggy's cheek*
Don't worry you goof. You didn't know :)

09-18-2012, 12:25 AM
Fuck you thunder
You could suck my dick

-Ted

...Best Movie Ever...

Anyone seen it?

SuperRapz
09-18-2012, 05:43 PM
Fuck you thunder
You could suck my dick

-Ted

...Best Movie Ever...

Anyone seen it?
I wish.

Story:
So, today, I walked up to my friends, for some reason they were talking about the prices of prostitutes nowadays. I said "Some hookers cost more than the price of the treatment for the disease that you'll get from them." Everyone laughed.

I feel accomplished.

09-18-2012, 07:46 PM
f**k you thunder
You could suck my dick

-Ted

...Best Movie Ever...

Anyone seen it?
I wish.

Story:
So, today, I walked up to my friends, for some reason they were talking about the prices of prostitutes nowadays. I said "Some hookers cost more than the price of the treatment for the disease that you'll get from them." Everyone laughed.

I feel accomplished.
I had to read it twice until I got the joke,lol