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LAWLzoR
02-02-2012, 10:45 PM
I'm here to take any b*tch down that deserves it
because they act, and talk all sh*t
So tell me who you want destroyed, and I'll do my best
to make sure that their wasn't even a contest!

Top-Hattington
02-02-2012, 10:52 PM
(Going off of ERBoH's request for a dis rap against that Evil Pothole) I'd like to request a dis rap against the rock that I tripped on and broke my toe in October... It was DURING a cross country meet ON Columbus Day. So not only did that little son of a b*tch put me out for the rest of the season, but I had to watch Columbus vs. Captain Kirk for the first time in pain.

- He lives on a dirt trail in the woods.
- Him and his rock-friends are everywhere, just waiting to trip people
- He's no bigger than a computer mouse
- He juts out of the dirt in the most problematic way possible

LAWLzoR
02-02-2012, 10:59 PM
You call yourself a rock, but I'm harder than you
buck you, and you little rock friends too
Get back to your dirt trail, after you kiss Top's a**
just shut up, rock, you're not even close to fast
This is the end of your season, Mr. Rock, after I break you apart
You may be durable, but man I have a heart
I'll run you over with my brother's go-kart
Just look at yourself! You're just a small a** old fart
I'll make sure your nothingness juts out of your body after I kick your... bottom?
You can't ricochet these lyrical bullets after I've shot'em!

Top-Hattington
02-02-2012, 11:04 PM
Thank you LAWL, vengeance has been served XD

SuperRapz
02-02-2012, 11:25 PM
Please, Oh Please Almighty One! Take This Girl Group Down!

There Names Are Emma, Karyna, And Mackenzie!

Emma Is A Brown Haired, Pudgy, Sarcastic Bitch. Shes Always Downing Me For No Reason!

Karyna Is The Leader Of The Group, She Tends To Utter The Words "Oh Wow" In A Very Annoying Fashion, She's Mexican, Will Put Anybody Down ALL The Time, And She Led One Of My Best Friends On To Believe She Liked Him!
Mackenzie... Well... Shes Not THAT Bad... In Fact, She Sticks Up For Me... SCRATCH HER OUT OF THE REQUEST!

Edit: AND, Karyna And Emma Pushed My Girlfriend Around... She Almost Fell Down The School Staircase...
DESTROY THEM!

LAWLzoR
02-03-2012, 05:14 PM
Please, Oh Please Almighty One! Take This Girl Group Down!
There Names Are Emma, Karyna, And Mackenzie!
Emma Is A Brown Haired, Pudgy, Sarcastic b***h. Shes Always Downing Me For No Reason!
Karyna Is The Leader Of The Group, She Tends To Utter The Words "Oh Wow" In A Very Annoying Fashion, She's Mexican, Will Put Anybody Down ALL The Time, And She Led One Of My Best Friends On To Believe She Liked Him! Mackenzie... Well... Shes Not THAT Bad... In Fact, She Sticks Up For Me... SCRATCH HER OUT OF THE REQUEST!

Edit: AND, Karyna And Emma Pushed My Girlfriend Around... She Almost Fell Down The School Staircase...
DESTROY THEM!
Could you actually edit that post. Sorry, but with a bunch of information there, and only about half of it to use, it looks like a mish-mosh of rocks and twigs :P

SuperRapz
02-03-2012, 07:01 PM
Better?

LAWLzoR
02-03-2012, 11:04 PM
*is going home after a busy day at school*
*le walks the dogs*
*gets back home, and the laptop is mysteriously powered up, and has a request seen*
*reads request*

LAWL: Wha? UGGGHHHH, not one, but TWO b*tches to smother!

*runs outside, and heads to the school (using his awesome flying skills)*

Emma: Yeah, like totally, and I was all like 'ew, gross!' and she was all like 'I know, right?'

*runs up to Emma & Karyna, and knocks them down*

It's about time someone knocked you two down
Now get your a**es back up, you're in the presence of the crown!
oh wow You guys are actually still standing here
usually pathetic b*tches are by now quivering in fear
I'll be putting you down every time you breathe
and no one will give a buck when you grieve
Emma? You'll be SOOO successful in your life, after you drop that attitude
and after you stop being bucking rude!
Karyna? You couldn't even lead a dog to do what you want
I'm about to lyrically abuse you, like the use of this LARGE FONT!
You're gonna think you're in love with my raps, because of how awesome they are
But then you'll hate 'em, because they b*tch slap you harder than a car
I'll take over your bucking like a Russian Tzar
This dis rap will stick to you more than hot tar
You think you're powerful? You're leader of the person who likes who you hate
Your egocentric a** doesn't really know who's great!
You NEVER hurt my friends, or their feelings, unless you want the wrath of LAWLzoR!
These lines be so epic, you'd die if you heard even one line more!

*b*tch slaps Emma and Karyna, but hugs Mackenzie*
You don't hurt feelings for no reason... keep doing that
*smiles, and flies away*

SuperRapz
02-04-2012, 12:17 AM
Whoo! JUSTICE! Best Part ~ Mackenzie Pretty Hot, Too, Lol ~