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Thumb
02-03-2012, 02:31 PM
so me and some friends want to make an own dis raps for hire video for a rap project at school
i won't rap since i'm not able to (my lungs-_-) but can you help give some ideas for lines?

YellowNerd
02-03-2012, 02:34 PM
First, You need someone to dis.

Also include this line:
"Dis Rap Bitch Slap Straight in the face" :D

Thumb
02-03-2012, 02:35 PM
here's some information about the ass we thought about

he's very tall and slim
he says the word 'eh' alot when he talks
he always comes in wen there's a fight
he has one eyebrow
he's very nice to the teachers so they won't believe he would bully anyone
his father works at the dump
his grades are very low

Thumb
02-03-2012, 02:36 PM
First, You need someone to dis.

Also include this line:
"Dis Rap b***h Slap Straight in the face" :D

hell yeah i will:p

YellowNerd
02-03-2012, 02:36 PM
here's some information about the ass we thought about

he's very tall and slim
he says the word 'eh' alot when he talks
he always comes in wen there's a fight
he has one eyebrow
he's very nice to the teachers so they won't believe he would bully anyone
his father works at the dump
his grades are very low


Um.. Name?

Thumb
02-03-2012, 02:38 PM
here's some information about the ass we thought about

he's very tall and slim
he says the word 'eh' alot when he talks
he always comes in wen there's a fight
he has one eyebrow
he's very nice to the teachers so they won't believe he would bully anyone
his father works at the dump
his grades are very low


Um.. Name?
darwin scharlisin

YellowNerd
02-03-2012, 02:39 PM
here's some information about the ass we thought about

he's very tall and slim
he says the word 'eh' alot when he talks
he always comes in wen there's a fight
he has one eyebrow
he's very nice to the teachers so they won't believe he would bully anyone
his father works at the dump
his grades are very low


Um.. Name?
darwin scharlisin

scharlisin? CharlieScene? Seen or Sheen?

Damn that name is fucked up

Thumb
02-03-2012, 02:46 PM
here's some information about the ass we thought about

he's very tall and slim
he says the word 'eh' alot when he talks
he always comes in wen there's a fight
he has one eyebrow
he's very nice to the teachers so they won't believe he would bully anyone
his father works at the dump
his grades are very low


Um.. Name?
darwin scharlisin

scharlisin? CharlieScene? Seen or Sheen?

Damn that name is fucked up

lol yeah, its pronounced like chharlieseen (yes double H)

YellowNerd
02-03-2012, 02:55 PM
here's some information about the ass we thought about

he's very tall and slim
he says the word 'eh' alot when he talks
he always comes in wen there's a fight
he has one eyebrow
he's very nice to the teachers so they won't believe he would bully anyone
his father works at the dump
his grades are very low

darwin scharlisin


Alright, Listen up here slim shady,
The dis haven't started yet,
Why are you cryin' like a baby?
I'm here for a fight, so don't fret!
Listen here Mr. Scharlisin,
Dem Puppy dog eyes won't work on me
This dis is gonna be so hurtful, It's Mean.
Followers of epiclloyd, trying to continue the dis
You don't deserve a father, you deserved to be pissed.
Let me guess, Darwin, Evolution stopped on you?
having only 1 eyebrow, Evolution hates you too!
If you're canadian, Eh is acceptable!
If not, you can go kiss my royal ass!
This is a fight, No stopping nor a pass!
Come here, you always join, Like chicken in a fable.
Almost time to end this dis, Before you run, fix your lace!
You just got "Dis Rap b***h Slap"
http://gifsoup.com/view5/3381655/eppic-o.gif

Thumb
02-04-2012, 11:17 AM
the version of my friend:

alricht, listen up slim shady
you got me really pissed
so watch everyone
and see this prick getting dissed
because this is gonna be hurtful, mean
you gonna lose so bad, like the opposite of charlie sheen
aint no way to escape this epic rap rape
there's a reason people call you the unibrow ape
but yeah, your dad had no money for two, i see
u still standing there? well, expected you to flee
Followers of epiclloyd, trying to continue the dis
You don't deserve a father, you deserved to be pissed.
you can kiss my ass, at last, if you want it or not
i don't care, you allready lost, god!
acting nice to the teachers? well the teachers must suck
but dem puppy eyes, won't work on me you don't see that fuck?
i'll re-build your face and make you a new race
then dis slap that unibrow
right in your face!

YellowNerd
02-04-2012, 12:38 PM
the version of my friend:

alricht, listen up slim shady
you got me really pissed
so watch everyone
and see this prick getting dissed
because this is gonna be hurtful, mean
you gonna lose so bad, like the opposite of charlie sheen
aint no way to escape this epic rap rape
there's a reason people call you the unibrow ape
but yeah, your dad had no money for two, i see
LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE A DIS RAPS FROM ME!
Followers of epiclloyd, trying to continue the dis
You don't deserve a father, you deserved to be pissed.
you can kiss my ass, at last, if you want it or not
i don't care, you allready lost, god!
acting nice to the teachers? well the teachers must suck
but dem puppy eyes, won't work on me you don't see that f**k?
i'll re-build your face and make you a new race
then dis slap that unibrow
right in your face!

Edited something

Thumb
02-04-2012, 12:44 PM
the version of my friend:

alricht, listen up slim shady
you got me really pissed
so watch everyone
and see this prick getting dissed
because this is gonna be hurtful, mean
you gonna lose so bad, like the opposite of charlie sheen
aint no way to escape this epic rap rape
there's a reason people call you the unibrow ape
but yeah, your dad had no money for two, i see
LET'S SEE HOW YOU HANDLE A DIS RAPS FROM ME!
Followers of epiclloyd, trying to continue the dis
You don't deserve a father, you deserved to be pissed.
you can kiss my ass, at last, if you want it or not
i don't care, you allready lost, god!
acting nice to the teachers? well the teachers must suck
but dem puppy eyes, won't work on me you don't see that f**k?
i'll re-build your face and make you a new race
then dis slap that unibrow
right in your face!

Edited something
yeah my friend wanted it like this:p