View Full Version : Mega Man 11: Back and Rapping

Mega Man
02-03-2012, 07:32 PM
I am Mega Man, and I will rap for you. Just give me an opponent, and they will feel the pain of my raps before I even get to shoot them with my plasma gun.

Rainbow Dash
02-03-2012, 10:29 PM
your opponent is Capcom

because they really want you dead...

Mega Man
02-04-2012, 11:56 AM
Hmmm... Ok, then. Let's begin.


[spoiler:19kknv2z]Hey, Capcom, this rap's on,
Better get your thinking caps on,
'cause you getting Dis Crapped on;
You trash one Mega Man, then after that, you splat Tron Bonne,
What's gone wrong? Will Metal Gear be long gone?
Legends 3 and Universe, gone away? Ludicrous!
Not humorous! Close to Mario vs. PETA? Even worse!
You turds! And guess what? That's just the first verse, jerks! This is too absurd for words!
My mega buster will cut your mustard! Quote brentalfloss, my number one fan; now observe!
This cluster of rhymes'll assure that I Dis Rap you till you're done, sirs!
Inafune, what about that master plan? "Stick it to the man" doesn't mean make Plant Man!
I can't stand that man, or Jewel, Clown, Sheep, or Top Man, understand? Now gimme your pack of crayons!
Mega Man 1 only used red, gold, blue, black, and white; making Plug Man purple doesn't make him harder to fight;
And after Wood Man, your creations lost sight; now I have to beat Toad Man, Charge, and Bright!
Don't end a project as soon as you begin it;
That'll make it the third project you've diminished;
And no matter how you spin it;
RockBoard sucks compared to what Universe could've been;
I'm finished![/spoiler:19kknv2z]

02-04-2012, 12:11 PM
Up next...


Rainbow Dash
02-04-2012, 12:17 PM
episode 3 = marvel vs capcom 3, and how you were horribly represented in Street Fighter X Tekken

Mega Man
02-04-2012, 12:25 PM
Technically, I already fought Capcom. But I could fight Marvel. That would be cool.