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DumplingMaster
02-07-2012, 10:58 PM
Even though I just joined, I've been planning my own ERBoH's for quite a while now. These are a few of my ideas and some of my actual rap battles. So far, my verses aren't very long. I'm working on that.

Ideas: (You can use these for your own rap battles, I don't mind)
[spoiler:2i4i37tf]1. Kratos (God of War) VS Percy Jackson
2. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z) VS Albert Wesker (Resident Evil)
3. Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda) VS Captain Falcon
4. N!ggas In Paris VS Bad Meets Evil[/spoiler:2i4i37tf]

My first fan-made ERBOH, here I go:

Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) VS The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

[spoiler:2i4i37tf]TMNT:
We are the TMNT,
You are a monstrosity.
I'll beat you up
With your so called brutality.
You gotta admit,
You're ugly as fuck,
Not to mention you're dressed like a duck.
You came from underground,
Weighing 6,000 pounds.
You had to lose weight
By running around campgrounds.
Honestly, I don't know why they call you a ninja.
You couldn't even fight Chuck Norris, could'ja?


Scorpion:
GET OVER HERE,
You dare to challenge me?
I am Scorpion,
You are a gang of pricks!
I burn metal with my own eyes,
But you can't break sticks!
Why are you battleing me anyway?
You are not worthy of the Shirai Ryu,
A rat is your teacher,
So fuck you!
You think that armor can protect your flesh?
I'll burn your intestines, nice and fresh!
Your voice sounds like constipated Adele,
So quit rapping, and fall into Hell!

*He slashes Leonardo's chest (blue one) with a sword*

TMNT:
Because one of our members are dead,
Does not mean that we will not
Slice off your head.
We can take you out 1 vs 1.
Let's give this one to Michealangelo,
'Cause we already won.

Michealangelo:
You ain't gonna win against the king of rappin'
I could outmatch you while I'm crappin!
While my pizza's cooking,
Why don't we have some fun?
Hey Donetello, go get me my gun.

*Attempts to shoot Scorpion but misses*

Scorpion:
I made short work of Shredder,
Just like Arnold Shwarchnegger.
It took you three seasons to kill that guy?
Honestly, it was easy as pie!
I'll throw my chains at you with the spear point's end,
And then I'll go slaughter your friends.
I'll beat the crap out of you
For the fuck of it,
And I'll slice your body parts off,
Bit by bit.
Wake up turtles, this is reality
I'll finish you off
With a fatality.

*He pulls off his mask and burns up Donetello*

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOOOU DECIDEEE!!! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.....[/spoiler:2i4i37tf]

Coming next is.....
[spoiler:2i4i37tf]P_ _ e _ G_ _ f _ _ _
VS
H_ m _ _ S_ _ _ s _ _[/spoiler:2i4i37tf]

YellowNerd
02-08-2012, 08:33 AM
Bravo! That was awesome.


'll throw my chains at you with the spear point's end,
And then I'll go slaughter your friends.

Won.

Cool-The-Renegade
02-08-2012, 12:40 PM
"GET OVER HERE" FTW.

DumplingMaster
02-09-2012, 06:42 PM
Thanks guys. I'm glad you liked my rap battles! I might add a new one soon.

Leo Leonardo III
02-09-2012, 07:24 PM
I know your next one.
[spoiler:21eoy84o]Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson[/spoiler:21eoy84o]
Great work man, keep it up :blah: