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ZoroarkPKMN
11-07-2012, 06:41 PM
*Zoroark is browsing the web*

Zoroark: Oooh! New Dis Raps for Hire by EpicLloyd!

*The video takes a long time to load*

Zoroark: UGH! Might as well browse the comments.

*Zoroark skims through the comments*

Zoroark: HUH?!



EpicLloyd, i have brother named Dion. He is always hurting me and younger brother for absolute no reason. He is bigger than both of us, and has three years on me. He is always teasing me and calling? me a nerd and calling me fat. He is even dick to my parents and shows no respect to any of us, but demands loads of respect himself. He has lowered my self-esteem low enough, now it's your turn to lower his.

xFaiizeKatemo 3 days ago


Zoroark: PUNK-ASS...STUPID...BULLIES! GRAAARRGGHH!

[spoiler:it2o0ic9]I...spit...RHYMES!
The greatest you'll experience in your life
Against Dion, no, NOT THIS GUY
Another brother who's a dick and he makes me sick
He has 3 years on xFaiizeKatemo 'cause he's a prick
EpicLloyd, I know you're busy 24/7 with dem real Dis Raps
But Imma step in and help you with this old sap
He thinks he's tough and big, but now I'm in!
He hurt Katemo's self-esteem, now I gotta hurt his!
Dion wants respect but shows none towards others!
How you gonna get a decent smile from your brother, mothafucka?
My turn to diss, not yours! Be grateful, you cold---bitch!
Your parents work their asses off for your life, but you can't take ahold--dick!
You don't have a chance when Zoro enters with rhymes!
You got an absolute no reason to be bullying your this nice guy!
Don't think you're getting recognition, bitch'll probably die alone!
Because he doesn't give respect, he only demands loads!
And Dion's younger brother can't take it, ask him yourself!
I'm gonna make you fall to your knees and cry for help!
It's just sad how I'm mad that you're a dickbag!
And you're making Katemo's life a drag!
No teasing goes on in my dome! You better run back home!
And no calling people fat nerds, you better hold the phone!
And write this down for me will ya, or I'll make you regret it:
Your ass had been dissed low enough, so just lay off Katemo! GET IT?
(Said it!)[/spoiler:it2o0ic9]

*Zoroark goes back to computer*

Zoroark: Ah! Well the video just finished loading!

*Computer displays message that says [INTERNET CONNECTION NOT AVAILABLE]*

Zoroark: FUUUUUUU!!

RLYoshi
11-08-2012, 10:10 AM
This isn't a request for a dis, but I'm just offering my assistance if you ever want help with the raps. I can write and/or record, so if you need help, just let me know.

MajesticSearawr
11-08-2012, 10:17 AM
Seriously thought it was DION THE GLOBAL MOD at first :p

GOD DAMNIT DION WHY YOU HAVE SAME NAME!

ZoroarkPKMN
11-08-2012, 10:27 AM
Seriously thought it was DION THE GLOBAL MOD at first :p

GOD DAMNIT DION WHY YOU HAVE SAME NAME!

There was a request about this guy's roommate, but no name was given. I had to do this one.

Oh, and I'm typing this on my phone. Stupid snow made our power go out. Won't have power for the ERB. :(

ZoroarkPKMN
11-11-2012, 08:05 AM
New DRFH coming soon. This one is pretty long. With a special guest. ;)

YellowNerd
11-12-2012, 05:55 AM
where do you take your requests xD

Erblover98
11-13-2012, 07:32 PM
Dear Zoroark, i go to grand ridge school . The other day in my physical education class somebody bent the basketball rim and coach granger told coach tyler (a woman) the co-coach to make all of the BOYS sit out for the whole school year. By the way they replace the rim at the end of the school year anyways .Then i told mr ward , our principle about the situation . He said he would take care of it. But he still didnt do anything. This is why I HATE Grand Ridge .PLEASE diss either mr ward,coach tyler, or the whole school PLEASE! I'm counting on you Bro.Thank You

ZoroarkPKMN
11-13-2012, 08:25 PM
Dear Zoroark, i go to grand ridge school . The other day in my physical education class somebody bent the basketball rim and coach granger told coach tyler (a woman) the co-coach to make all of the BOYS sit out for the whole school year. By the way they replace the rim at the end of the school year anyways .Then i told mr ward , our principle about the situation . He said he would take care of it. But he still didnt do anything. This is why I HATE Grand Ridge .PLEASE diss either mr ward,coach tyler, or the whole school PLEASE! I'm counting on you Bro.Thank You

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Dion
11-13-2012, 10:42 PM
I almost cried.