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Uprising
11-18-2012, 11:47 PM
I have a dis rap request. This guys name is Kyle. He is one of the popular kids at my school, but I don't have a damn clue why. He thinks he's an awesome rapper but his "raps" are all exactly the same, and all absolutely suck. They sound like he's breathing into a microphone as he's rapping. It's honesty pitiful. And get this: his favorite rapper is Mac Miller. He wears Blue Slide Park shirts and NBA jerseys with shorts even if its 20 degrees outside. His rapper name is Big Mac, and when asked if he would get sued by McDonalds, his answer? YOLO. He is covered in acne, gets maybe a 2.0 each semester and is overall a jackass to anybody who isn't popular. I need as many people as I can get to dis the living shit out of this asshole. Consider this a request to everybody. Thanks! Uprising

Incinirmatt
11-19-2012, 11:23 AM
You hear that, guys? :D We all get to make our own dis raps for this douchebag! He's such a prick, he gets more than one!

Let's throw a party!

Uprising
11-19-2012, 06:56 PM
It would be awesome if you guys could. I plan on actually showing it to him if they're good enough.

Dr. Stein
11-23-2012, 09:01 PM
hells yeah ill do it!

rangernumberx
11-24-2012, 02:56 PM
Challenge accepted. Give me a while, first non-ERBOH.

rangernumberx
11-24-2012, 03:43 PM
Done. What do you think?
[spoiler:1fqfbgye]So, Kyle, you think you're pretty cool?
Having a rap name while you're still in school?
Your raps all suck bad, and why are you popular?
You're appear a complete bitch, to this guy and others.
Your raps are the same, your raps are all lame,
I blame your fame you claim for driving people insane!
Your name's Big Mac, and YOLO's not accepted in courts,
So enjoy it, before McDonalds cut your signing short.
You sound like breathing into a microphone,
Nothing's good about you, you're bad to the bone.
It's twenty degrees, so why the jersey?
A jackass like you, you're driving me crazy!
You're covered in acne, you're a complete a-hole,
We've never met, yet I know you lack a soul.[/spoiler:1fqfbgye]

Uprising
11-24-2012, 05:49 PM
Awesome job! I'm putting it in with the rest of them that have been made so far.

Incinirmatt
11-24-2012, 07:00 PM
I have a dis rap request. This guys name is Kyle. He is one of the popular kids at my school, but I don't have a damn clue why. He thinks he's an awesome rapper but his "raps" are all exactly the same, and all absolutely suck. They sound like he's breathing into a microphone as he's rapping. It's honesty pitiful. And get this: his favorite rapper is Mac Miller. He wears Blue Slide Park shirts and NBA jerseys with shorts even if its 20 degrees outside. His rapper name is Big Mac, and when asked if he would get sued by McDonalds, his answer? YOLO. He is covered in acne, gets maybe a 2.0 each semester and is overall a jackass to anybody who isn't popular. I need as many people as I can get to dis the living shit out of this a**hole. Consider this a request to everybody. Thanks! Uprising

YOLO, bitch! That's why I'm not getting my ass in jail.
Big Mac is setting himself up only for a terrible fail.
Spitting out raps that only suck, lookin' like one ugly-ass fuck;
Kyle, lemme tell ya: You're just out of luck. I'm about to hit you hard like a hockey puck!
Your music career is terrible.
You sound like you're breathing in a fucking mic, and that's just unbearable.
I would diss your GPA, but it's honestly not surprising.
Only morons would ever wear jerseys and shorts when it's below freezing.
Learn how to rap for real, because I'm a lyrical killer.
I'm better than Lil' Wayne, Eminem and your hero Mac Miller!
So pass me the mic; you're only making Uprising's ears bleed.
Learn how to not suck and maybe one day, you'll be in the lead.
But, for now, I'mma just let you drown in my fire
And cry because you couldn't handle my Dis Raps For Hire.

Uprising
11-24-2012, 07:19 PM
Awesome job! Thanks, it's going in the archives with the rest of them.

rangernumberx
11-25-2012, 03:30 AM
Great!



Wait, you have an archive?

Uprising
11-25-2012, 10:58 AM
Great!



Wait, you have an archive?
It's just a PM draft with all the raps combined. I call it my archive.