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SuperRapz
02-22-2012, 08:48 PM
Here We Are:

T:
"I Pity the Fool Who Tries To Step To Clubber Lang"
I Pity The Fool Who Got A Whiff Of You.
"Call Me B.A Biceps, Cause Ill Crush Your Whole Gang!"
Not Havok!
"Bring Tuesday, Friday, And Little Trolley The Train"
But Those Are MY Toys...
"And Watch me Dip They Ass In Gold, And Wear Em Like My Neck Chain!"
Well, Like I Said, they're MY Toys, And I DONT Think You'll be Painting Them!
"Sucka!"
;_;
"Ill Choke You With Your OWN Sweater Sleeves!"
Harsh, Bro, Harsh.
"You Couldn't Even Beat Me In The Land Of Make Believe, Punk!"
Actually, Im Sure I Could Bribe The God (GoB) To Make Me Win.
"I Will Mr. Tbag You, In The Closest Cemetery!"
Gross.
"Nobodies Gonna Miss You, Cause All Your Friends Imaginary!"
I Have NO Friends! Not Even Imaginary Ones! JOKES ON YEWWW!

Rogers:
"Hi There Neighbor!"
Well, Hello!
"I Hope You Dont Mind If I Change My Shoes,"
Not A Problem! I Have To Go Change My Jeans. :ashamed:
"Ill Be Rocking Sneakers Til This Battles Over!"
Work Those SNEAKAS!
"So I Dont Get Blood From your Ugly Face On My Penny Loafers!"
Well, Your No Prize Your Self, A**hole!
"I Like You Just The Way You Are, One In A Million!"
Well, That Brightens My Spir-
"But It Looks Like the Barber Gave Your Head A Brazilian!"
D*ck.
*Epic Break Dancing* "I Pity Your Neck, Mr. Gold Chains, You Got To Many!"
Sir, Can You Please Stop Having A Seizure? Your Getting Foam on My Penny Loafers!
"The Only Gold I Keep Is On The Shelf, In My Emmys!"
You mean your Emmy?
"I Teach A Whole World Full Of Children, I Can Tell,"
You Know About My Problem With Bodily Fluids?
"You Call Yourself T Cause Your To Dumb To Spell!"
Shaniqua: OOH HEEEELLLL NO! WHUSHU GOIN DO, T?

T:
"Who You Calling Dumb Fool? Mista T Only Needs One Letter!"
Chuck Norris Only Needs One Fist.
"Hello? Its For You! Bill Cosby Wants His Sweater!"
Hello? Its For You! That Bird From Rio Wants His Hairdo!
"Your A 40 Year Old Virgin, In A Dumpy Ass House!"
Better Than Your Place.
"Ill Get Hannibal, Murdoch, And Face To Stomp You Out!"
Really? Ill Get Dion, Bobby, And Fyre To Stomp YOU Out.
"Th Only Pussy Cat You Ever Seen, Is On Henrietta, SUCKA!"
What is It With You And Improper Grammar?
"And Your Mr. Mcfeely Delivers A LOT More Than Letters!"
OOH! PRESENTS? HOPE MINES A FOOTBALL!
"So Before You Come To Battle, With Yo PBS Crap,"
...
"How 'Bout I Call Up CPS About Them Kids On Yo Lap, FOOL!?"
Well, What About Santa? That Guy Touches Scottish Boy's Under The Kilt.

R:
"Watch What You Say, Kids Love Me More Than Lunch!"
GIRLS Love Me More Than Lunch... ;)
"Im Not The One With My Face On Some Whack Ass Captain Crunch!"
Maybe Not, But He Doesnt Live In An Imaginary World That Amuses Small Children.
"When My Plan Comes Together, You Wont Even See Me Coming!"
Chuck Norris Will.
"Ill Chop You Into Four Black Dudes And Ill Remake Cool Runnings!"
Wasn't Cool Runnings 5 Black Guys?
"Ill Say This Once Lawrence, I Hope Its Understood"
Shits About To get Real.
"Get Right Back In Your Van And Get The Fuck Outta My Neighborhood!"
Shit Just Got Real.

ERBoH
02-22-2012, 11:23 PM
shts bout to get real.



sht just got real.

I never saw cool runnings..

Moonjik
02-23-2012, 02:03 PM
You win...you have bribed me.

Epic Doctor X
02-23-2012, 02:50 PM
Chuck Norris Only Needs One Finger.


Fixed that for you lol! Just joking, really good review tho!

stefanoistheking
02-23-2012, 08:21 PM
Nice review lol

SuperRapz
02-23-2012, 08:49 PM
Thanks :)

BobbyBobber
02-23-2012, 10:11 PM
Ha! That the single best review I've seen yet, (and not just 'cause it mentions me :D), keep it up!

Gustav von Kozlov
02-23-2012, 11:11 PM
Very good. Very.

Faker
02-26-2012, 02:33 PM
Chuck Norris only needs one fingernail.


Fixed the mistake for both of you. Great review.