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02-26-2012, 01:09 AM
My name is Darth Vader and I'm the real dark lord.
I'll force choke you punk just ask Harrison Ford.
I'm not talking bout the guy who made the car,
I'm talking bout the professer with the whip that infiltrated my Death Star.
I'll hit you in the face with my robot arm,
And I'll throw you back to Chevy Chase's Funny Farm.
I got the very shocking raps just like my fingers so feel my wrath.
After I'm done dissing you I'll freeze you in a carbonite bath.
You can ask the Sith, do I spit shit, that feeds your shit to the Rancor Pit?
Everyone's scared of me, they call me Master Skywalker,
Stormtroopers follow me for my autograph, they aint no stalkers.
They build me back together cause they missed me so much.
I built robots when I was a child but you've never heard of sutch.
I gotta go see my twins Luke and Leia and my wife Padme.
She looking forward to the sequel cuze she gonna get laid.

LAWLzoR
02-26-2012, 09:38 AM
Everyone's scared of me, they call me Master Skywalker,

Not Hitler....