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Faker
02-26-2012, 02:01 PM
One day there was a man by the name of Gliscor. He was strolling around erboh.com DRFH companies and found Zoroark's. He walked in and he was kind of enough to dis Justin Bieber as a Pokemon for him. Now I'm going to help him change the world. I decided to start my own. You guys give me somebody you hate. It could be a celebrity or someone you know. Give me a description of him or her and I'll be happy to destroy them as your favorite video game character. It could be from any game. Mario Bros., Pokemon, Halo, Mortal Kombat, you name it. Now let's see who will be burned by me.

Episode 1: Introduction

[spoiler:3bjag97c]Gliscor was sitting at a desk in his house. He made a room for himself where he can work for DRFH. He created a generator which can bring forth anyone. They can even be from videogames.

Gliscor: I can't wait for my first task.

He clicked a button on his remote which sent a message to everybody he knew on erboh.com.

Gliscor: Hey there everyone. I started my own business called Dis Raps For Hire: Videogame Style. If anyone has problems with bullies or people they just hate contact me. I have a device that can spawn anyone from the real world, videogames, and more. I'd be happy to take down any punks you know![/spoiler:3bjag97c]

Cool-The-Renegade
02-26-2012, 07:42 PM
What games do you play? Or does that matter? Just wanted to know before I request anything.

Faker
02-26-2012, 07:46 PM
I play almost anything out there. Mostly Nintendo and Xbox 360. I'm willing to do research on a character I don't know, though.

Cool-The-Renegade
02-26-2012, 07:49 PM
Goign on a drive. I'll drop some info when I return.

Faker
02-26-2012, 07:53 PM
Cool. See ya later!

ZoroarkPKMN
02-26-2012, 08:01 PM
Ummm....thanks? :)

Faker
02-26-2012, 08:11 PM
The only two Pokemon on the forum have to stick together. Have you ever thought of joining Underdog Incorporated?

Cool-The-Renegade
02-26-2012, 09:23 PM
I'm not one to complain, but there's this guy Ankish. He is of Middle Eastern descent,a nd DOES have family in India. He's usually cool, but can be a douchebag. Whenever someone comes up with a comeback that he doesn't have a response to, he just says "F*ck you." and laughs. He thinks he's a master metal worker, but all he's ever made is two metal boxes. He always fights with our friend, Mario. He makes jokes about himself being a terrorist. He is tallish, has light brown skin and has short, spiky black hair. I'd like to give you a shot and lyrically burning him. Are you up to it?

If so... Do it as... Solid Snake.

Faker
02-26-2012, 09:36 PM
John F Kennedy? Alright, I'll see what I can do.

Cool-The-Renegade
02-26-2012, 09:48 PM
Thanks, gliscor. Looking forward to it. Oh, wait! I totally lost my head there! I don't know why I said JFK! Video game character, duh, Ren. XD

How about Solid Snake?

Faker
02-26-2012, 09:55 PM
Even better! You got it.

ZeHooligan
02-27-2012, 10:04 AM
hey ren! what games do you own?... i wanted to know since we both have ps3

Cool-The-Renegade
02-27-2012, 10:06 AM
@Hooligun PM me! Sorry, dont wanna clog up gliscor's thread. XD

ZeHooligan
02-27-2012, 10:09 AM
@Hooligun PM me! Sorry, dont wanna clog up gliscor's thread. XD
yeah ... sorry gliscor!!! cool thread though!!!
and gliscor is one of my favourite pokemon :)

Faker
02-27-2012, 04:03 PM
Cool.

Faker
02-27-2012, 04:49 PM
Episode 2: Ankish The Douche

[spoiler:3cljsadc]Gliscor was at a Bridgeport parking lot helping his grandmother load her car with groceries.

Grandma: Thanks for helping Gliscor. You're so sweet.
Gliscor: Sure thing Grandma. Anything for my favorite family member.

Gliscor was having a fun time talking to his grandmother when his phone rang.

Gliscor: Yeah, what is it. Hey Ren, I can't talk. I'm helping my gran-

I'm not one to complain, but there's this guy Ankish. He is of Middle Eastern descent,a nd DOES have family in India. He's usually cool, but can be a douchebag. Whenever someone comes up with a comeback that he doesn't have a response to, he just says "F*ck you." and laughs. He thinks he's a master metal worker, but all he's ever made is two metal boxes. He always fights with our friend, Mario. He makes jokes about himself being a terrorist. He is tallish, has light brown skin and has short, spiky black hair. I'd like to give you a shot and lyrically burning him. Are you up to it?

If so... Do it as... Solid Snake.



Gliscor: ARRGH!! DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!

Gliscor quickly hung up and pushed his grandmother out the way. He ran all the way to his house and booted up his generator. He punched in the coordinates for Solid Snake who popped out of the machine. Gliscor gave him the info to Ren's house and he was on his way. Snake slithered, I mean walked to the location and kicked the door down just as Ankish and Ren were about to fight.

Snake:
It's show time!
Your ancestry's a crime!
Your of Middle Eastern descent?
Well you're about to lament!
I'm the kick ass Solid Snake.
Let me bake you a sniper cake!
Your family's in India, man!
I'll get Otacon to bomb that whole land.
ErbohRenegade decided to call you a douchebag,
I disagree, you're worse than Foxhound, those fags.
I guess you're response is, "Fuck you!"
Well I have a special mission taking out Cindy Lou!
You think you're a master metal worker?
Well I'm from Metal Gear Solid, fucker!
I'm gonna kill a "terrorist" with the Patriot!
I got more moves then Matrix!
Man don't mess with your, pal Mario.
Or with me you cracker, you Oreo!
I'm gonna take your fucking spiky hair
and use the points to knock down Python's lair!
Don't mess with Ren no fucking more
and go back to your country, you Indian whore.[/spoiler:3cljsadc]

Faker
02-27-2012, 04:49 PM
I'll make ep 3 as soon as I get another request.

Cool-The-Renegade
02-27-2012, 06:33 PM
Epic, Gliscor! great one! XD

SuperRapz
02-27-2012, 06:52 PM
The only two Pokemon on the forum have to stick together. Have you ever thought of joining Underdog Incorporated?
You Guys May Not See It In My Name. Not My Avatar, But Deep Down, I. Am. Riolu.

YellowNerd
02-28-2012, 12:54 AM
The only two Pokemon on the forum have to stick together. Have you ever thought of joining Underdog Incorporated?
You Guys May Not See It In My Name. Not My Avatar, But Deep Down, I. Am. Riolu.

you may not see my true form also, I. Am. Electrode.

SuperRapz
02-28-2012, 12:57 AM
The only two Pokemon on the forum have to stick together. Have you ever thought of joining Underdog Incorporated?
You Guys May Not See It In My Name. Not My Avatar, But Deep Down, I. Am. Riolu.

you may not see my true form also, I. Am. Electrode.
:omgrd: I. Love. Electrode.

ZoroarkPKMN
02-28-2012, 06:04 PM
The only two Pokemon on the forum have to stick together. Have you ever thought of joining Underdog Incorporated?

I'm in Epicz.

Faker
02-28-2012, 06:19 PM
I'll admit, I was trying to get you to change sides. Didn't work. Anyway, do you have a request?

ZoroarkPKMN
02-28-2012, 06:23 PM
I'll admit, I was trying to get you to change sides. Didn't work. Anyway, do you have a request?

No.

Faker
02-28-2012, 06:31 PM
Not to be rude to anyone, but I think this section is getting filled with off topic posts fast.

SuperRapz
02-28-2012, 07:34 PM
Your Right, Gliscor. Sorry. I Have A Request From My Friend :p

So, My Friends Brother Is A Pretty Big Douche. He ALWAYS Wears A Big, Stupid, Red Hat! He Is Pretty Immature, And ALWAYS Yells When He Loses! He's Always Pushing My Friend Into The Shadows, Even Though My Friend Is WAY Cooler Than This Italian Ass! His Girlfriend Gets Around WAY Too Much, She's Blonde (And Pretty Dumb) But He Doesn't Even Care! Please Take This Jerk Down!

Faker
02-28-2012, 07:37 PM
I'll do that! I just need to know, what video game character do you want rapping?

SuperRapz
02-28-2012, 07:40 PM
Hmm.... I Guess Luigi :p

Faker
02-28-2012, 07:50 PM
Alright, I'll work on that right away.

Faker
02-28-2012, 08:58 PM
Episode 3: Mystery Dickhead

[spoiler:9kyy5mw7]Gliscor was playing catch with his neighbor's son, Cal.

Cal: Thanks for babysitting me. You're so cool.

Gliscor: Anytime kiddo!

The baseball whizzed past Gliscor and landed in the grass so Gliscor ran over to it. He picked up the ball and was about to return when he got a message from SuperRapz

Hmm.... I Guess Luigi :p
So, My Friends Brother Is A Pretty Big Douche. He ALWAYS Wears A Big, Stupid, Red Hat! He Is Pretty Immature, And ALWAYS Yells When He Loses! He's Always Pushing My Friend Into The Shadows, Even Though My Friend Is WAY Cooler Than This Italian Ass! His Girlfriend Gets Around WAY Too Much, She's Blonde (And Pretty Dumb) But He Doesn't Even Care! Please Take This Jerk Down!

Gliscor: Argh! Dickheads.

Gliscor threw the ball which caught fire and started burning a park bench.

He ran back to his house and started up his multidimensional transporter. After a few seconds Luigi appeared.

Gliscor: Go help out SuperRapz and his friend.

Luigi: Okeydokey.

He jumped into the air with confidence and found SuperRapz with his friend and his friend's brother.

Friend's Brother: Hey isn't that Luigi?

SuperRapz: Prepare yourself.

Luigi:
Its-a-me Luigi. I'm back.
and here to defeat Dr. Quack.
No one messes with my homie, SuperRapz.
I'm a veteran, I defeated the Wright Brothers.
Now I'm taking down Justin Bieber's mother!
Hey, my brother has a hat like that.
The only difference is he ain't a pussy cat.
I'm going to stick it to you, smooth as butter.
Shut the fuck up and get your mind out the gutter!
Your gonna yell so bad your petite throat goes hoarse,
Cuz' your gonna lose every one of this plumber's epic wars.
I have a Mushroom, Fireflower, and a Starman.
But I ain't gonna need em' this fuzzy faced lamb.
stop leaving your brother in fucking shadows.
I have fifty gold coins so I'm hitting the lotto!
Let your retarded girlfriend take a spin for a jackpot,
Whoops, you lost. Now give Michael Jackson his looks back.

Brother's Friend: Fuck this!

He pulls a sniper out of nowhere and shoots Luigi to death.

Brother's Friend: What now punk!

All of a sudden a figure appears hidden by shadows. He steps into the light. Its Bowser!

Bowser:
what the hell dick! Only I kill Luigi.
Your under arrest for public nudity.
Wait, that's the color you always wear? Sorry.
You and your GF should stick to watching Barney.
I have the Koopa Troop on your tail now.
You better get your Italian ass to a bodyguard, you cow![/spoiler:9kyy5mw7]

SuperRapz
02-28-2012, 09:04 PM
Awesome, Gliscor!

Faker
02-29-2012, 04:51 PM
who's next? The next one is a special. You may choose two characters.

ZoroarkPKMN
02-29-2012, 04:57 PM
ME.

There's this kid at my school who HATES pokemon. In sixth grade he claimed that call of duty is better, which i disagree. He sat near me at lunch and laughed when me and redrhino talked about it. Show him who's boss. Ash Ketchum and Mario style.

Faker
02-29-2012, 05:06 PM
Alright! I'm preparing yours right now.

Faker
02-29-2012, 05:43 PM
Episode 4: Pokehater

[spoiler:2mkhtran]Gliscor was having a playful boxing match with his friend, Tom. Gliscor isn't the most athletic so he was taking a huge beating, but he kept trying. He tried jabs, uppercuts, and sucker punches, but couldn't land a single punch! He was black and blue all over. Just than he got an E-mail.

Gliscor: One second, tom. I have an E-mail.

Tom: Well hurry up! I'm having a great time whupping you.

Gliscor ignored the comment and opened it up. It was Zoroark

There's this kid at my school who HATES pokemon. In sixth grade he claimed that call of duty is better, which i disagree. He sat near me at lunch and laughed when me and redrhino talked about it. Show him who's boss. Ash Ketchum and Mario style.

Gliscor: HATERS!!!

Gliscor: Tom, put your fists up.

Gliscor landed thirty punches on his face and knocked him out. He walked over to his machine and spawned Mario and Ash Ketchum. As usual he gave them the information. They quickly traveled to Zoroark's and RR's school. They convinced the principal to help them.

Principal: *Over the school's speakers.* Will Zoroark, RR, and their "friend" please come to the principal's office?

The three were confused, but obeyed.

Zoroark: Yes principal?

Principal: I have two people that I want your pal to meet. Ash Ketchum and The Super Mario. They would like to speak to you.

The Pokehater: What?

Ash Ketchum:
It's time for a battle. With me!
Buddy,you have a lot of nerve to fuck with the MC.
I'm the master of war. And you? You're a whiny ass whore
I have millions of badass Pokemon and their Pokeballs.
Fuck you! You're always searching for tampons at the mall!
My boy Mario will take it from here, you goose ass dick.
Cuz, If I ever see you laugh again. I'll use your bones as a toothpick!

Mario:
Let's-a-go,
you hoe!
You crummy ass foe!
Good call, being a fan of Call of Duty.
I'm gonna demote you to "The one cheeked booty."
My foe is Bowser and all his sons and daughter.
I'm-a-gonna wreck you and your homeless father
I'll eat this shroom. Look I'm bigger.
How bout you', nope. You-a-still-a-nigga!

Pokehater: Now I hate Super Mario Bros. too!

Ash Ketchum:
That's it! I'm gettin tired' of your ass.
You better retreat. Ima bust this retarded lass.
You wanna see my Pokemon? Meet em'.
Pikachu, Charizard, and Totodile. My prized gems.

Pikachu:
Pika-Pika, Pikachu!
I'm gonna shove my ball up you!
I have complete control over electricity.
You only have the power of belated puberty.
Justin Bieber looks tougher than you.
This is a shock. Israel doesn't accept wannabe Jews.

Charizard:
Roar, roar! I'm a kickass dragon of fire.
You're life of raping is now expired.
I'll roast you, eat you, but that''s not all!
I'm gonna show this hoochie, who's boss!
My little man, Totodile is coming up next.
You better have the decency to show him respect!

Totodile:
Hello, let me make it clear. I'm a crocodile, not a fucking alligator.
Yo Ash, is this it? I guess I'm battling Tom Cruise's assistant masturbator.
I can't wait to rip off this fool's testicles.
I'm sad, he has nothin.' Though that not's mystical.
You better think twice before you insult us again because,
We'll be watching you closer than the Secret Service.[/spoiler:2mkhtran]

ZoroarkPKMN
02-29-2012, 06:06 PM
Episode 4: Pokehater

[spoiler:3b96ltms]Gliscor was having a playful boxing match with his friend, Tom. Gliscor isn't the most athletic so he was taking a huge beating, but he kept trying. He tried jabs, uppercuts, and sucker punches, but couldn't land a single punch! He was black and blue all over. Just than he got an E-mail.

Gliscor: One second, tom. I have an E-mail.

Tom: Well hurry up! I'm having a great time whupping you.

Gliscor ignored the comment and opened it up. It was Zoroark

There's this kid at my school who HATES pokemon. In sixth grade he claimed that call of duty is better, which i disagree. He sat near me at lunch and laughed when me and redrhino talked about it. Show him who's boss. Ash Ketchum and Mario style.

Gliscor: HATERS!!!

Gliscor: Tom, put your fists up.

Gliscor landed thirty punches on his face and knocked him out. He walked over to his machine and spawned Mario and Ash Ketchum. As usual he gave them the information. They quickly traveled to Zoroark's and RR's school. They convinced the principal to help them.

Principal: *Over the school's speakers.* Will Zoroark, RR, and their "friend" please come to the principal's office?

The three were confused, but obeyed.

Zoroark: Yes principal?

Principal: I have two people that I want your pal to meet. Ash Ketchum and The Super Mario. They would like to speak to you.

The Pokehater: What?

Ash Ketchum:
It's time for a battle. With me!
Buddy,you have a lot of nerve to f**k with the MC.
I'm the master of war. And you? You're a whiny ass whore
I have millions of badass Pokemon and their Pokeballs.
f**k you! You're always searching for tampons at the mall!
My boy Mario will take it from here, you goose ass dick.
Cuz, If I ever see you laugh again. I'll use your bones as a toothpick!

Mario:
Let's-a-go,
you hoe!
You crummy ass foe!
Good call, being a fan of Call of Duty.
I'm gonna demote you to "The one cheeked booty."
My foe is Bowser and all his sons and daughter.
I'm-a-gonna wreck you and your homeless father
I'll eat this shroom. Look I'm bigger.
How bout you', nope. You-a-still-a-nigga!

Pokehater: Now I hate Super Mario Bros. too!

Ash Ketchum:
That's it! I'm gettin tired' of your ass.
You better retreat. Ima bust this retarded lass.
You wanna see my Pokemon? Meet em'.
Pikachu, Charizard, and Totodile. My prized gems.

Pikachu:
Pika-Pika, Pikachu!
I'm gonna shove my ball up you!
I have complete control over electricity.
You only have the power of belated puberty.
Justin Bieber looks tougher than you.
This is a shock. Israel doesn't accept wannabe Jews.

Charizard:
Roar, roar! I'm a kickass dragon of fire.
You're life of raping is now expired.
I'll roast you, eat you, but that''s not all!
I'm gonna show this hoochie, who's boss!
My little man, Totodile is coming up next.
You better have the decency to show him respect!

Totodile:
Hello, let me make it clear. I'm a crocodile, not a fucking alligator.
Yo Ash, is this it? I guess I'm battling Tom Cruise's assistant masturbator.
I can't wait to rip off this fool's testicles.
I'm sad, he has nothin.' Though that not's mystical.
You better think twice before you insult us again because,
We'll be watching you closer than the Secret Service.[/spoiler:3b96ltms]

:lawl: I feel victorious.

Faker
03-01-2012, 02:55 PM
Who's next. It's gonna be a regular ep, but if I make it to ep 7 there will be another special

B.S.B
03-02-2012, 08:09 AM
I Kinda Want Lots Of People Doing David.

Rapper: Carl Johnson (GTA: SA) (Show His Dis Rap With One Of His Fav Game Chars.)

Faker
03-02-2012, 01:49 PM
Sure. Just give me some time.

Faker
03-02-2012, 02:16 PM
Episode 5: Dave and Carl

[spoiler:37oq78n2]Gliscor was at a late night party with his friends. He was drinking, listening to concerts, and dating the girl of his dreams, Tasha.

Tasha: You're such a good dancer.

Gliscor: Thanks! I was kinda hoping we cou-

She kisses Gliscor leaving him flustered.

Tasha: Here's another one.

As she leaned in Gliscor's cell phone went off and he got a text.

I Kinda Want Lots Of People Doing David.

Rapper: Carl Johnson (GTA: SA) (Show His Dis Rap With One Of His Fav Game Chars.)

Gliscor: I'm in the middle of a date!

He pushed his girlfriend into the punch bowl and stormed off to his house. He spawned Carl Jackson.

Carl Johnson: Sup'. What do you need, man?

Gliscor explained.

CJ: You got it, bro.

He armed himself with some weapons just in case anything happened and arrived at the scene.

CJ: Yo, Dave. here's a special gift from your friend, B.S.B.

CJ:
Sup', Dave. You're looking quite wack.
I'll murder you like the Men in Black.
Do you know who I am? I'm CJ the mighty!
I'm gonna steal your car and all of your ladies.
Ima playa. That's all you need to know.
FInd shelter, a hurricane's bout' to blow.
I was the mother fucking leader of the Grove street Family.
I'll tell ya right now dawg, I caused millions and millions of casualties.
I killed Big Poppa for a mansion and some respect.
You, you're just some retarded Maraichi band reject.
Here's some other kills: Marco, Eddie, Ryder and Benny.
Next up on this list is let's see........ David and your daddy.
How about I come get C.R.A.S.H. to arrest you, fool!
Watch, everybody, as I make this fat bastard go boom![/spoiler:37oq78n2]

03-07-2012, 09:41 AM
Ummm....thanks? :)

Zoroark can you believe this guy. He thinks he can just walk in and do what you do. Your okay with this.

03-07-2012, 09:46 AM
You haven'wrote one dis rap yet. I dare you to do what Zoroark does. Make Exio dis rap Charlie Sheen. This is Dis Raps For Hire Videogame Style RIGHT.

Faker
03-07-2012, 04:43 PM
Actually, I've made 5, if you look.

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:42 PM
Yes, RedRhino, Chill Out. Everybody Does These Dis Raps, in Any Style They Prefer. And Last Time I Checked, Zoroark Has POKEMON Dis Raps. Gliscor Is Using Any Video Game Character. So Dont Jump On Him Like That.