View Full Version : Gustav does Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers

Gustav von Kozlov
02-27-2012, 06:33 PM
Alright, Gustav is going to do Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers because it is his favorite.


Mr. T:
I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang

Gustav pitys the fact that you insult him.

Call me BA biceps, cause ill crush your whole gang

HA! You aren't even close to the muscle mass of him.

Bring Tuesday, Friday and little trolly the train

Don't touch Gustav's antiques.

and watch me dip their @ss in gold
And wear em like my neck chain Ė SUCKA!

Only gold you'll be wearing are those fake, cheap ass pyrite chains.

Iíll choke you with your own sweater sleeves

Gustav would like to see your try.

You couldnít even beat me in the land of make believe. PUNK!

Gustav could destroy you in a heartbeat.

I will Mr. T bag you, in the closest cemetery

You even touch Gustav and you will be on the ground. Dead.

Nobodyís gonna miss you cause all your friends imaginary

Gustav won't miss you either.

Mr. Rogers:
Hi there neighbor.


I hope you donít mind if I change my shoes

No problem, but please keep your mud off the floor.

Iíll be rocking sneakers till this battleís over

You think Gustav cares?

so I donít get blood from your ugly face on my penny loafers.

is that how it is? Using petty insults on Gustav...

like you just the way you are, one in a million,

But you just said..

but it looks like the barber gave your head a brazillian.


I pity your neck, Mr. Gold chains. Youíve got too many,

You have had a number of children in your house as well.

the only gold I keep is on the shelf in my Emmys.

What? Your whole ONE emmy?

I teach the whole world full of children. I can tell.

You obviously can't tell shit.

you call yourself T cause youíre too dumb to spell.

Have to agree with you on that one.

Mr. T:
Who you calling dumb fool?

You. Asshole...

Mr T. only needs one letter


Hello? Itís for you

What is?

Bill Cosby wants his sweater

Oh. A cheap one liner.

Youíre a 40 year old virgin in a dumpy ass house

Gustav wouldn't say that if he were you.

Iíll get Hannibal, Murdoch and Face to stomp you out

Three brainless military dicks?

The only pussy cat you ever seen is on Henrietta, SUCKA!

Erm, ok..

And your Mr. McFeely, delivers a lot more than letters

That is a good one.

So before you come to battle with your PBS crap

Your CRAP isn't much better..

How bout I call up CPS about them kids on your lap, FOOL!

How bout those 500 chains on your neck?

Mr. Rogers:
Watch what you say.

Why is that?

Kids love me more than lunch.

Is that so?

Iím not the one with my face on some whack ass Captain Crunch

Your no George Clooney yourself there, comrade.

When my plan comes together you wonít even see it coming.

What plan?

Iíll chop you into four black dudes and Iíll remake Cool Runnings.

Good one.

Iíll say this once, Laurence.

Or twice if you forget. You likely will..

I hope itís understood,

It is.

get right back in your van

Gustav doesn't have a van.

and get the fuck outta my neighborhood.

You sir, Win.

02-27-2012, 06:41 PM
haha gustav doesnt have a fan.
i like how you represented flight with the awesome orange!

02-27-2012, 06:58 PM
That was great! Keep it up!

02-28-2012, 04:18 PM
Gustav owned.

02-29-2012, 09:11 PM
Gustav Won. No Exceptions.