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sane
02-08-2013, 06:40 PM
For when the new rap comes out. Any speculations?

Umbreon
02-08-2013, 11:42 PM
Nope. Dis Raps never has Speculation because we never have hints for them.

sane
02-08-2013, 11:43 PM
Actually, he posts pictures sometimes, and he will comment on the actual person's comment.

ZoroarkPKMN
02-09-2013, 01:01 PM
He said in his 2000 and 13 Vlog that there would be special guests. My dream of seeing Pete dis rap will finally come true!

Shakespearean Superstar
02-10-2013, 05:03 PM
He said in his 2000 and 13 Vlog that there would be special guests. My dream of seeing Pete dis rap will finally come true!

If that happened, it would be so epic!! :D

Froggy
02-10-2013, 08:35 PM
I think it'd be funny if Peter came in to dis-rap Lloyd. xD

obergfellja
03-06-2013, 03:15 AM
he also mentioned Japan and Australia

ZoroarkPKMN
03-06-2013, 06:43 AM
Lloyd tweeted that DRFH Season 2 will premiere next week. ERB AND DRFH TOGETHAA

sane
03-06-2013, 10:20 AM
Nice.

obergfellja
03-08-2013, 11:51 AM
Anyone see the iTunes Link for DRFH or ERBoH?

RedHead2J
03-08-2013, 09:49 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/302512_465078296894132_654675658_n.jpg

Umbreon
03-08-2013, 09:58 PM
https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/302512_465078296894132_654675658_n.jpg


His name.....it is glasscock....XD

Spars
03-08-2013, 10:01 PM
What's glasscock?

Umbreon
03-08-2013, 10:10 PM
What's glasscock?

The name of the guy/girl Lloyd is Dis Rapping

Spars
03-08-2013, 10:16 PM
What's glasscock?

The name of the guy/girl Lloyd is Dis Rapping

Who the f*** names their kid glasscock? Or is it a YT name?

Umbreon
03-08-2013, 10:17 PM
I HOPE that it is a nickname....if his real name is glasscock....that would be fuckin hilarious

sane
03-08-2013, 10:20 PM
I feel this is relevant to so many things.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Glasscock

Umbreon
03-08-2013, 10:22 PM
So....do you think Lloyd'll make a joke about his name or do you think he wont because it is too obvious of a joke

Froggy
03-09-2013, 12:14 AM
Glasscock wtf? Well, this will certainly be interesting, haha. And i hate how he's starting from episode 1 again! I wish he'd just call it episode 11.

Umbreon
03-09-2013, 12:24 AM
Glasscock wtf? Well, this will certainly be interesting, haha. And i hate how he's starting from episode 1 again! I wish he'd just call it episode 11.

wow. i didnt even notice he was starting at 1 again.

WWEFan
03-09-2013, 09:25 AM
He's probably not named Glasscock, cause it's not capitalized. Most likely a YouTube name.

obergfellja
03-09-2013, 12:58 PM
glasscock... probably because it is transparent that he is a dick...

AccordionChick
03-09-2013, 02:10 PM
Coming out on Monday :D

YellowNerd
03-09-2013, 02:13 PM
Someone search glasscock on the comments

Umbreon
03-10-2013, 04:04 AM
Someone search glasscock on the comments

We know the commenter's name is BlinD21

WWEFan
03-10-2013, 08:52 AM
It's two I's, right? BliinD21?

RedHead2J
03-10-2013, 11:49 AM
Does Mr. Glasscock know Mr. Woodcock? *Waits for somebody to get it...*

B.S.B
03-10-2013, 12:10 PM
it must be from the internet or his mother hates him. :p

Umbreon
03-10-2013, 12:28 PM
It's two I's, right? BliinD21?

Yeah. it has to I's...i misspelled it

WoodenHornets
03-11-2013, 10:47 AM
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/glass ... d618142463 (https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/glasscock-dis-raps-for-hire/id618142463)

i think glassclock is meant to resemble how he is a swagfag.

sane
03-11-2013, 12:47 PM
lol wut if Glass is Mason. :p

WWEFan
03-11-2013, 02:14 PM
Until the video comes out.

[youtube:y6c8he26]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE_vzPobx94[/youtube:y6c8he26]

ZoroarkPKMN
03-11-2013, 02:30 PM
I like how Lloyd says "Booyaka" at the end. It's his new catchphrase! :laugh:

ZoroarkPKMN
03-11-2013, 02:51 PM
Lyrics:

[spoiler:37mai6gt]It makes me wanna scream, caps suck and break kids
Who trash-talk, Glasscock on a day-to-day basis
I vacation a few weeks and I come back to this?
It's the type of thing that only Dis Raps can fix
BliinD21, he ain't too keen to come to school with these dudes always offerin' condoms
I hear your pleas, pleas, pleas, and I'm here to help you tell some dude to keep his rubbers and go fuck himself
Say, you can take an art class and glassblow me homie
Last time I checked ya'll inspected my junk too closely
Doesn't break, doesn't hurt, you're so curious
Tell you what, stuff my balls into your mouth for some lunch
Give my reproductive organs a suck 'till they bust a nut
Then ask, but not directly, whether or not they're made of flesh and blood
Call me Glasscock, and when they clutch my crotch
I see your bling rock, so take 'em up a notch
Ya'll circle my style like vultures
'Cause when I drop my drawers I'm hung like an ice sculpture
Thick and solid, I'm clear and ballin', Ooo
Got a see-through tube like porn stars do
And plus, not for nothing, with the ladies I'm nice
I just utter my full name and I break the ice
That's right Glasscock, you fucking own that shit
There's a million boring pricks all named John Smith
And to you weiners and wangs and all you boys named Sue
Say your name with pride too, nothing else you can do
These folks makin' tire jokes, yo it's just sad
'Cause your cocks the size of a shotglass
Man, I get it, I mean it, I can see how they drink their self-esteem
To the size of your tiny little penis
And you think it's something takin' shots daily like that
That's the type of thing that drives that cat to grab a gat and shoot back
And that sucks, so ya'll keep your big traps shut
Dig down in your guts and man up for once
Just remember who the message is from, Glasscock
And the ragin' EpicLLOYD is the mascot, Booyaka![/spoiler:37mai6gt]

WWEFan
03-11-2013, 03:06 PM
CORRECTED LYRICS:

[spoiler:trvqkyx1]It makes me wanna scream, caps suck and break kids
Who trash talk Glasscock on a day-to-day basis
I vacation a few weeks, I gotta come back to this?
It's the type of thing that only Dis Raps can fix
BliinD21, he ain't too keen to come
To school with these dudes always offerin' condoms
I hear your pleas, pleas, pleas, and I'm here
To help you tell some dude to keep his rubbers and go fuck himself
Say, you can take an art class and glass-blow me homie
Last time I checked y'all inspected my junk too closely
Does it break? Does it hurt? You're so curious
Tell you what, stuff my balls into your mouth for some lunch
Give my reproductive organs a suck until they bust a nut
Then ask, but not directly, whether or not they're made of flesh and blood
Call me Glasscock, and when I clutch my crotch
I see your bling rocks and take 'em up a notch
Y'all circle my style like vultures
Cause when I drop my drawers I'm hung like an ice sculpture
Thick and solid, I'm clear and ballin', ooh
Got a see-through tube like porn stars use
And plus, not for nothing, with the ladies I'm nice
I just utter my full name and I break the ice
That's right Glasscock, you fucking own that shit
There's a million boring pricks all named John Smith
And to you weiners and wangs and all you boys named Sue
Say your name with pride too, nothing else you can do
These folks makin' tire jokes, yo it's just sad
Cause your cock's the size of a shot glass, man
I get it, I mean it, I can see how they drink their self-esteem
To the size of your tiny little penis
And you think it's something taking shots daily like that
But it's the type of thing that drives a cat to grab a gat and shoot back
And that sucks, so y'all keep your big traps shut
Dig down in your guts and man up for once
Just remember who the message is from, Glasscock!
And the ragin' EpicLLOYD is the mascot
Booyaka![/spoiler:trvqkyx1]

Umbreon
03-11-2013, 03:40 PM
Has anyone found the comment? Im curious as to what it says

ZoroarkPKMN
03-11-2013, 04:15 PM
I can't wait for it to come out!!

Froggy
03-11-2013, 04:31 PM
There are so many dick references in this! lol I really need to see the comment, because in the rap it sounds like glasscock is a good guy, but i may be misinterpreting it.

Spars
03-11-2013, 04:38 PM
That was a waste of $.99

Faker
03-11-2013, 04:39 PM
That was a waste of $.99
Well, I never bought it, but I agree. It's not as epic as his other ones.

Funnybone
03-11-2013, 04:47 PM
I like the instrumental, Sounds awesome!

WoodenHornets
03-11-2013, 04:48 PM
I like the instrumental, Sounds awesome!
did you find it???? :0

WWEFan
03-11-2013, 04:49 PM
I like the instrumental, Sounds awesome!
did you find it???? :0
I think he means he just likes the beat.

Funnybone
03-11-2013, 04:50 PM
I think he means he just likes the beat.

Exactly....

ZoroarkPKMN
03-11-2013, 04:52 PM
That was a waste of $.99

Not really.

Spars
03-11-2013, 04:59 PM
That was a waste of $.99

Not really.

Yeah it was. No disrespect to Lloyd but it sucked.

AND LET ME GIVE YOU A GODDAMN REASON ZOROARK SINCE APPARENTLY I HAVE TOO

It wasn't catchy, the lyrics were just a bunchy of freaking penis jokes, I mean isn't Lloyd a grown up? No to penis jokes. The beat was not that good IMO, and it was not a good way to start the season.

Froggy
03-11-2013, 05:00 PM
the lyrics were just a bunchy of freaking penis jokes, I mean isn't Lloyd a grown up? No to penis jokes.
ERB does alot of penis jokes though.

Faker
03-11-2013, 05:01 PM
the lyrics were just a bunchy of freaking penis jokes, I mean isn't Lloyd a grown up? No to penis jokes.
ERB does alot of penis jokes though.
Yeah, but this one had a lot more than your usual ERB or Dis Raps.

ZoroarkPKMN
03-11-2013, 05:02 PM
the lyrics were just a bunchy of freaking penis jokes, I mean isn't Lloyd a grown up? No to penis jokes.
ERB does alot of penis jokes though.

Plus, the guy's name IS Glasscock.

Spars
03-11-2013, 05:04 PM
the lyrics were just a bunchy of freaking penis jokes, I mean isn't Lloyd a grown up? No to penis jokes.
ERB does alot of penis jokes though.

There was like 10. And it's one, 2 minute dis rap. I am disappoint.

Umbreon
03-11-2013, 09:10 PM
It is out, my friends:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnsTE3hd97w

Lancer
03-12-2013, 03:19 PM
Song makes much more sense now.

And a Johnny Cash reference! YEAAH

sane
03-12-2013, 03:23 PM
That's exactly what I thought. I hope Cash is in a battle.

Lancer
03-12-2013, 03:49 PM
That's exactly what I thought. I hope Cash is in a battle.

That would be pretty swee

JOHNNY CASH VERSUS JOHNNY DEPP OMFG

sane
03-12-2013, 03:58 PM
I think Johnny Cash vs Andrew Jackson would be cool.

Faker
03-12-2013, 04:11 PM
Well, now we know what that costume Lloyd was wearing was for.

Umbreon
03-12-2013, 06:49 PM
Well, now we know what that costume Lloyd was wearing was for.

I didn't even think about that lol....but you are correct