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WoodenHornets
02-12-2013, 09:55 PM
HERE WE GO!

starting with John vs Bill

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

John Lennon

VS

Bill o' Reilly

BEGIN!

John Lennon:
HELP!
dude pipe down you just woke up my dogs!!!
You are making my ears bleed,
well you are making my dogs ears bleed asshole!
You need a muzzle!
you are the one who is waking up my dogs and making their ears bleed dumb shit!!!!
Why are you pissed off all the time?
why are you being a hypocrite all the time fucktard????
Didn't your mom give you a cuddle?
yes she did, and it felt sexy as fuck!!!
You are the type of guy who could die of a heart attack, just in the shower!
you are the type of guy that i wanna slap in the face with my slendy penis!
You need to chill out for a minute,
you first asshole!
And smoke weed for an hour!
:ashamed: *walks over* what kinda shit you got man? $$$
Everytime i watch your show, all you do is scream at me!
umm 1. i dont have a show and 2. you are the one screaming HELP!!!
And your face looks like a shit i took,
... ,-= :sad:
High on LSD!
REALLY? freaking awesome!!! :rock:
I'm John Lennon!
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbs2GEvTu4I3AGOpNxSvVNUIhz1NYiv nhJxlL0kDYIKzyh_76v
I'm a Legend!
Legend of Stink!!
I can see through all your tricks,
OH FUCK! *puts on invisibility cloak* http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01466/cloak_1466279c.jpg
I wonder...
:o
How much...
... :shrug:
George Bush payed you...
:o :o :o
TO SUCK HIS DICK!!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9p34cbanm1ro7opk.gif

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I will write the rest later.

Sparrowhelper
02-12-2013, 10:04 PM
Lol I thought this was funny as hell.

WoodenHornets
02-12-2013, 10:10 PM
Lol I thought this was funny as hell.
yay! thanks :)

should i continue this?

Uprising
02-12-2013, 10:11 PM
Lol I thought this was funny as hell.
yay! thanks :)

should i continue this?
Of coarse you shood.

WoodenHornets
02-12-2013, 10:14 PM
Lol I thought this was funny as hell.
yay! thanks :)

should i continue this?
Of coarse you shood.
time to think up some WHORE retardid chokes!