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SuperRapz
11-22-2011, 09:37 PM
This Is where all my battles are posted. Suggestion? Post Below.
Season 1 Battles:
Luigi And Mario Vs. Master Chief
Mike Tyson Vs. Al Capone
Spongebob Squarepants Vs. Shadow The Hedgehog
Walt Disney Vs. Freddy Kreuger
Riku VS. Sephiroth
Royal Rumble With Every Character Above

Season 2:
Andy Samberg VS. LMFAO
Ash Ketchum VS. Link
Count Dracula VS. Edward Cullen
John Cena VS. Vlad The Impaler
Master Chief/Edward Richtofen VS. Mario/Luigi
Bill VS. Theodore Roosevelt JR
Family Guy VS. American Dad
GLaDOS VS. HAL 9000
Johnny Bravo VS. Pepe Le Pew

Season 3:
Dr. Suess VS. Shakespeare!
Albert Einstein VS. Stephen Hawking
Johnny Knoxville VS. Evel Knievel
Ratchet And Clank VS. Smokey Yunick
Buzz And Woody VS Bonnie And Clyde VS. Lewis And Clark

Season 4:
Kratos VS. Percy Jackson
Micheal Jackson VS. Elvis Presley
Mario Bros. VS. Wright Bros.
Donnie Darko VS. Jack Dawson
Rick Grimes VS. Billy The Kid
Steve Irwin VS Bear Grylls
Master Chief VS Ghostface
Justin Bieber VS Beethoven
Stephen Hawking VS Sheldon Cooper
Katniss Everdeen VS Alexander The Great
Apollo Justice VS SuperRapz

Season 5:
Leonardo Da Vinci VS Thomas Edison
Joan of Arc VS Lindsay Lohan
Princess Leia VS Kate Middleton
Skrillex VS Paul McCartney
Solid Snake VS Medusa
Santa Claus VS The Grinch
Bill Gates VS SuperRapz
Joseph Kony VS Peter Pan
Steve VS Steve Urkel
Beethoven VS Eminem

Season 6:
Charlie Sheen VS Barney Stinson
Hopsin VS Rucka Rucka Ali
Master Xehanort VS Dante from DMC
Mario Bros. vs Master Chief remake


Luigi + Mario vs. Master chief:

[spoiler:18edx1l8]Mario: Hey its' a me, Mario! Better than that one Fat ass Wario! I'm Classic!
Your a Bitch That was made by People high on acid! I've got a princess!
You've got some smurf named Cortana!
So Mr. spaceman, Say hi to Spetvana for me!
You skinny lookin Bitch, you And Arbiter can suck Luigi's Dick!

Master Chief: Okay you Plump little plumber, be ready for my new game comin out this summer!
Its simple, you fat bastard, there's no way you can beat me!
Ive Got Luigi's Mansion's Key!
by the way, that whore princess of yours, says my dick is bigger than yours!

(Chief Shoots Mario's brains out with a sniper)

Luigi: You Killed my brother, You mechanical Blunder! ill stomp you out like a new age goomba, Bitch!
i'm gonna have to ditch, but ill leave you screaming in a high fucking pitch! Ya Snitch!
Then ill make another new Glitch!
And take you back in time to 8-bit bliss!
ooh, Now thats what i call a Diss!

M.C: Yeah, i killed your brother, you got a problem?
That bitch just got sent to N64 Hell!
Luigi cant you tell?
that fag was pushing you down the drain!
oh, but then again neither of you even have a brain.
Remember!
im Master chief, and im bringing the pain!



This is my first rap... so take it easy on me! (for those who dont know, Spetvana is the 2nd woman to go into space)[/spoiler:18edx1l8]

SuperRapz
11-23-2011, 01:00 AM
Mike Tyson VS. Al Capone

Tyson: Kid Dynamite is ready for battle!
I'm considered the best Heavyweight of all time!
Your just a gangster goop of slime!
Ya fat bastard!
I had a cameo in Hangover!
You had a one way ticket to Alcatraz! Bitch!

Capone: They call me Al, but to you its Mr. Capone!
Your mind, son, is about to be blown!
oh boy have you grown since your dad left!
Iron Mike, Realize your messin with the master of Grand theft!

SuperRapz
11-23-2011, 05:03 PM
Spongebob Vs. Shadow the Hedgehog

Shadow: Who lives in Piece of shit under the sea?
Pass me the mic MC!
So listen here, You Square Condom, ill show you my chaos control!
Than throw you down the hole,while sonic screams GOAL!
Theres no way you'll win, ya troll, when you hear my rhymes, It'll be the end of your soul!

Spongebob: Listen up You emo Reject, your prancing ass about to get wrecked!
Your just a cheap knock off of sonic!
My rhymes are harmonic!
Yours are just Retartedly Demonic! Bitch!
I may live under the sea, but gee, Better than living behind the studio of Glee!

Shadow: You and all of your Pussy Friends Are about to feel Chaos Blast!
Your Going to die! At Last!
And i thought we would have to put up with another decade of your shitty Show!
Its time for you to grow! Dude, You BLOW!

Spongebob: All Right, Patrick your turn!

Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
You Little Immigrant!
Ill Sit on Ya After Sandy Hog ties You!
You Scrawny Bastard! Im a Master!
My rhymes are straight up Faster!
Ill leave you in a state of Disaster!
I may be Fat, But i make Bitches go SPLAT!

Mega Man
11-23-2011, 05:12 PM
I see good potential in these, but the speech pattern is unlike those of the ERBoH's. That, or the pattern is there and I don't see it. Normally, each person gets 2 verses, the first with 4 couplets and the second with 2. I can tell where the rhymes are, I just can't tell where the ends of the lines are. Still, you did a great job with these.

ERBoH
11-23-2011, 07:10 PM
My favorite line of Luigi + Mario vs. Master chief was:

by the way, that whore princess of yours, says my dick is bigger than yours!

And I like what you did here with Luigi's lines

Luigi: You Killed my brother, You mechanical Blunder! ill stomp you out like a new age goomba,b***h! im gonna have to ditch, but ill leave you screaming in a high fucking pitch! Ya Snitch! Then ill make another new Glitch! And take you back in time to 8-bit bliss! ooh, Now thats what i call a Diss!

And I liked this line by Al Capone

They call me Al, but to you its Mr. Capone! Your mind, son, is about to be blown!

And I thought this line was good by Spongebob

I may live under the sea, but gee, Better than living behind the studio of Glee!

I would agree, it would be easier to read if you spaced your rhymes onto different lines, instead of having them in paragraph form.

SuperRapz
11-23-2011, 10:17 PM
I just can't tell where the ends of the lines are.



I would agree, it would be easier to read if you spaced your rhymes onto different lines, instead of having them in paragraph form.
I Fixed These Problems.

ERBoH
11-23-2011, 10:27 PM
much easier to read now :) Thanks

SuperRapz
11-26-2011, 11:34 PM
Anybody have suggestions?

SuperRapz
12-01-2011, 08:22 PM
Walt Disney VS. Freddy Kreuger

Kreuger: Welcome To the dream Realm!
Where Your Nightmares Become Overwhelmed!
I swear, ill be there, Within your Next Dream,
Ill toss your dead body down a stream!
My Claws will be sure To Make you Scream!

Walt: Shut Your Mouth, You Burnt Up Piece Of Shit!
When im done with you, You'll need A first aid kit!
Don't you have any wit,You child Murdering Bitch?!
You Don't try to battle Mr.Disney, Or You'll Be Played Like A Game!
Ill Set You Aflame, Then Put Your Head On A Frame!

Kreuger: MWAHAHAHA!
(In Fast Manner)
Ive Heard Micheal Myers rap Better Than You!
Your Cartoons Are terrible, I'd rather Suck Pete's Dick Than Watch Those Pieces of Shit!
Walt, Your about to be Scorched By Chucky, GhostFace And Vorhees!
And Geez, Shouldn't You Be Touching Above Lil' Dees Knees About Now?
So Take a Bow, You Nazi Worshippin' Bitch, Cause You Just Got creamed By The Master Of Dreams!

Walt: GAHHHH!
(Draws Up Mickey)
Mickey: Hey There Fella!
Imma beat You Worse Than Jason Did!
Whats Up with Your Face? Its Like Some Kinda Rash!
Weren't You In that game Mortal Kombat?
Ill Beat You With Just A Button Mash!


Who Won?

ERBoH
12-11-2011, 01:42 PM
good battle!

Walt won with this line :p

Shut Your Mouth, You Burnt Up Piece Of Shit!
When im done with you, You'll need A first aid kit!

SuperRapz
12-14-2011, 09:31 PM
Riku Is Travelling through Olympus Coliseum, And Sees a Man Sitting on the Steps of The Coliseum.
The Man Stands Up, Withdraws A Long Katana, And Swings At Riku!

Riku (kingdom Hearts) VS. Sephiroth

S: Who The Hell Do You Think you Are?
Stepping Onto MY Territory,
This Shits About to get Gory!
You Have Been Targeted By the One-Winged Angel!
Watch Me Get High Off some Black Archangel!
Ill Beat You Any day, Skirt wearing Prick!
Are you Just About Ready To Suck My Dick?

R: Another Big Shot with A Sword,
Thats Just Gonna Leave Me Bored.
Ill Unlock Your Heart With My Key,
Then Whup Your Ass For Free,
Its Like Taking Candy From A Baby, Rapping against you!
Knowing That I Spew Rhymes
9x Faster Than You!

S:Very well Played, My Gay-Ass Friend,
But We All Know In The End,
Which One of Us will win!
Ill Cut you Up Like Sushi And Rap You In A Tin!

R: Well, Then, I Have A Friend Joining Me Today,
His Name Is Cloud And will Tear You Apart As I Cheer Hurray!

Cloud: Hello, Dark Half, Haven't Talk In A While,
Good To See Your Still An Old Prick picking on a child.
While I Admit Your Raps Are Quite Great,
They Hold Way Too Much Weight.

Riku: Hooray!

Cloud: Shut The Fuck Up Before I Turn On You,
Well, Anyway, Sephiroth, I Bid You Adieu!

WHO WON?!!!
WHOS NEXT?!!!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIC *pants* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Tsubori
12-15-2011, 10:00 AM
Lol I love patrick's line here :3

You Scrawny Bastard! Im a Master!
My rhymes are straight up Faster!
Ill leave you in a state of Disaster!
I may be Fat, But i make Bitches go SPLAT!

Keep it up! :3

SuperRapz
12-19-2011, 07:47 PM
EPPPIIIICCC RAAAAAP BAAAATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

ROYAL F*CKING RUMBLE!

Mason:
Who Dare Steps To Me?
Im Like Overload Of Dopamine!
Ill Cut You Up And Eat You,
Leaving You Colored Blue!

Riku:
Who Are You? Some Filthy Pile Of Shit Is What I See,
Someone Who Is As White As Skeet.

Cloud:
What The Fuck Did I Say?
If You Didnt Shutup, Id Kill you, You Gay!

*Cloud Kills Riku*

Walt:
God Damn, This Just Turned Into A Slaughter House!
Im Sure You Wont Be Able To Handle My Mouse!

*Draws Mickey*

Mickey:
Im Tired Of Coming To Your Aid!
Your Pissing Me Off, Your About To Be Slain!

*Mickey Strangles Walt, But Because Walt Made Mickey, Mickey Disappears!*

Sephiroth:
Thats Three Down For the Count,

*Mason Kills Cloud*

Oh, Make That One More!
God, This Place Is Such A Bore!

Spongebob:
Im Ready! To Kick This Katana Bearing Bitches Ass!
You Sir Are About To Be Harassed!

* Mason Cuts Off Spongebobs Face*

Mason: Im Sorry World, But It Had To Be Done,
For No One Acttually Liked This Living Pun,
Sephiroth I Just Saved Your Ass!
So You Better Pay Me Back Lightning Fast!

Sephiroth:
Shut It Bitch, I Couldve Handled Him!
I Needed No Help From Your Prancy Dim Ass!

Mason:
Dude, Give Me The Fucking Money!
Where Is It? Hidden In A Jar Of Honey?
Im Gonna Kill You Prancy Bunny!

*Mason Cuts Sephiroths Arms Off, But It Only Makes Sephiroth pass out*

Sephiroth:
Where Am I...?

Freddy:
MWAHAHAH!
Your In The Dream World Now,
Prepare To Be Taken Down!
My Jobs To Murder Others In This Domain,
So Get Ready To Be Slain, Man With No Brain!

*Kreuger Swipes At Sephiroth, Only To Miss, And Sephiroth Grabs Freddys Arm And Drags Him Out Of The Dream World*

Sephiroth:
Maekdoesjffj....

*Sephiroth Bleeds Out*

Krueger:
What The Hell Are You?
Some Metallic Jew?
Im Gonna Enjoy Cutting You Up,
Watch Me Do It With Just A Cup!

Master Cheif:
Racist Bitch! Your Rhyme is A Bit Distant,
Ill Blow You Up In An Instant!
Watch Out For My Sticky,
It Will Leave You Feeling Icky!

*Cheif Tries To Throw A Sticky Grenade, But It Sticks To His Hand And He Panics And Blows Him And Kreuger Up*

Luigi: (crying) Id Rap Against You All,
But Im To Busy Crying Over The Loss Of My Bro.
If You Can Hear Me, Mario, I Want You Too See,
That Im Filled With The Opposite Of Glee.

*Mario Rises From The Dead*

Mario:
IIIIIMMM BAAAACK!
And I Want Revenge On That Crack!

Luigi: I Cant Believe It! Your Back!
But Chief Just Died,
Your A Bit Too Late, How Snide!

*Mario Kills Luigi And Himself Out Of Rage*

Al: So Many Lives Lo-

Announcer:
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHO- wait a minute....

*Al Shoots The Announcer With A Tommy Gun*

Al:
If Im Ever Interrupted Again I Swe-

Patrick:
Look! A Fat Ass Slime Ball!
Ready For A Brawl?
Looks Like Its Fat Ass On Fat Ass!
Im About To Stab You With Some Glass!

*Patrick Throws A Shard of Glass At Al, But Al Shoots It In Half*

Al: You Pink Fucking Blob!
Your A Total Slob!
Im As Good As Fucking THREE!
Watch Me Kick Your Ass Back To The Rock Under The Sea!

*Al Decapitates Patrick*

Tyson:
Didnt I Already Beat You?
Whatever, Ill Strangle Hold You, JEW!

*Al Shoots Mike*

Wade:
Mason? Whatcha doin' Here?
I See a lot of blood smeared,
So I Guess Ill Join The Party!
Whos Gonna Step Up To Me?

Mason:
Wade? How The Fuck Did You Get Here?
Anyways, Its Quite Clear,
That You Know What Your Doing Here,
So Dont Allow Me To Interfere!

*Wade Slices Off Masons Finger*

Mason:
OW! What The Hell?
I Try To Be Nice And You Make Me Yell???
Well Fuck You! Ready For A Surprise?
I've Got A Teammate Thats Gonna Leave You In Cries!

Hyman:
Wade, Your Time On Earth Is About To End!
You Never Pick On My Friend!
Your Gonna End Up Getting Tossed!
Thats Right Bitch, You Were Just Double Crossed.

Al: Gah! You Kids Are So Annoying!
Im Done Toying!
Be Ready To Eat Lead!
You Kids Are Dead!

*Al Shoots At Hyman, But Hyman Uses The Matrix, The Bullets Fly By Hyman, And Kill Mason*

Hyman:
You Fucking Bitch! Ill Make You Pay For This!
After This You'll Look Like Cheese Thats Swiss!

*Hyman Snaps Al's Neck*

Wade:
Looks Like Its Just Us Hyman, Prepare to Die!
Ill Make Shit From Scratch Like Bill Nye!
Ill Make Sure Your Dead By Double Tap!
Thats What I Call A Rap!

Hyman:
Wade, Its Your Fault Masons Dead!
Ill Shred Your Head And Make You Eat Lead!

Wade:
Fuck You! Im Done!

*Wade Pulls A Gun To Hyman's Head*

Mason:
I DONT THINK SO!

*Mason Shoots Wade With Al's Tommy*

Hyman:
Mason! Your Okay!

Mason: I Dont Think Im Going To Make It... Just... Kill Me..

Hyman:
No, I Wont!

*Mason Bleeds Out*

Hyman:
Sadly My Dear Old Friend Mason Died,
I Could've Helped if I Hadnt Lied.
Mason You Had Nothing On Me,
Sorry To Say, But I Gotta Pee.

*Pees On Masons Grave and On Wades Face*

The End.

Mason= SuperRapz
Wade And Hyman Are Friends Of Mine Who Wanted To Help.
Please Send Feedback! This Took A Week Or So To Make!
Bye-SuperRapz

mr bad ass
12-19-2011, 07:56 PM
why u put loads of charters then trow in wade and hyman u should had only charter thst way people could undersand/relate to it

SuperRapz
12-19-2011, 07:59 PM
Because, The Whole Point Was A Royal Rumble. Like You Could Write ANYTHING Better,
If You Actually Read It, It Would Make Sense, Now Wouldn't It?

SuperRapz
12-19-2011, 08:00 PM
And By The Way, Spell Check...

ERBoH
12-20-2011, 09:32 AM
lol great story line :p
Sooo many final fantasy characters

SuperRapz
12-20-2011, 02:54 PM
Yep!

SuperRapz
12-22-2011, 09:58 PM
Andy Samberg VS. LMFAO

BEGIN!

AS:
You 2 Aren't Invited On This Boat!
You Both Sing Like Goats!
Why Dont You Stop Doing The Creep,
Your Putting Me To Sleep!
Prepare For A Loss,
Because Imma Slaughter You 2 Like A Boss!

Red Foo:
Look Man, Im Sorry For Party Rocking,
But Opportunity's Knocking!
You Will Jizz In Your Pants At The Sound Of Our Music!
Eww, Never Mind, That Just Sounds Sick!
Im Sexy And I Know It,
You Know It Too, But You Just Wont Admit!

AS:
I Just Had Sex! With Your Mom!
It Was The Bomb!
So You Want Some? Come And Get It,
Hurry Up Or Imma Split.
Your Moms A True Fox,
Before I Left, She Sucked My Dick In A Box!

SkyBlu:
Last Straw, Man! Im On The Top Of The Charts!
Your Some Stupid ****** That Calls His Songs Art!
Ill Tidal Wave The Lonely Island,
But We'll Survive Because We'll Be On Highland!
To Many Mom Jokes, Man!
Now GTFO Before I Kick You In The Can!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEPIIIC RAP BAATTLES OF HISTORY!

ERBoH
12-22-2011, 11:40 PM
Prepare For A Loss,
Because Imma Slaughter You 2 Like A Boss!
InstaWin right here!

I love the lonely island :hearts:

SuperRapz
01-04-2012, 08:57 PM
Link! VS. Ash Ketchum!
Begin!

AK:
Look! A Wild ****** Appeared!
Quick Pikachu! Use Leer On This Queer!
Ready For Impact Link?
I'll Use Glare To Make Sure You Shrink!
Ever Been To Pallet Town?
The Place Where We Make Link Look Like A Clown!

L:
Shut Up, Kid, Your Messing With A Pro.
Saved The World 15 Times, Bro!
Ill Cut Pikachu In Half If It Attacks Me Again,
Whats Wrong Kid? Cant Fight This Master Of Zen,
Alone? Get Back To Pallet,
So Oak Can Touch Your "Mallet"

AK:
Link, Screw You,
Pikachu I Choose You!

Pikachu:
Pikachu Will Fuck You Up!
Shock The Hell Outta You, TO MAKE YOU JUMP!
Look Out Link, Your Health Bar Is Low!
Ill Report To Professor Oak That You Blow!

Link:
Like I Said, Cant Fight Your Own Battle!
Needed Pikachu to fight So You Can Play With Your Rattle!
Ganondorf Wins More Often Than You!
Pikachu Just Fainted, What Are You Gonna Do?
Sit On Your Lazy Ass And Take My Rage?
You Better Stop Putting These Animals In A Cage!

Whooo Wooon?
Who's Next?
You Decide!

SuperRapz
01-24-2012, 07:26 PM
1. Please Vote!!!!
2.SUGGESTIONS!

SuperRapz
01-24-2012, 10:19 PM
Its Official!!! The New Battle Will Be Dracula VS. Edward Cullen!!

SuperRapz
01-27-2012, 07:29 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
Count DRACULA VS... EDWARD *CoughFAGCough* CULLLEEEN!!!!
BEGIN!!!

D:
Im Coming To Suck The Fuck Out Of You!
What? You Thought Of It THAT Way... Eww!
You Sparkling Little Prick!
Why Dont You Give Jacobs Hairy Dick A Lick!
A Real Vampire Will Burn In The Sun!
Why Dont You Just Bite Bella? Its Fun!

E:
Look Who Came Back!
A Pale Prick Who Lived In Iraq!
Bella Is My Pride And Joy!
Sure, She Is A Little Coy...
Thats Besides The Point!
Ill Disconnect All Your Joints!

D:
zzz... zzz.... WHA!!! Wait Were You Rapping?
Im Sorry, I Was Too Busy Napping.
Gwaaah, Why Dont You Just Leave?
Because I Have More Than Just Tricks Up My Sleeve!
I Didnt Live In Iraq! How Dumb Are You?
Ill Suck Your Neck Until You Turn Blue!

E:
I Wont Leave! You Annoying Ass!
Your Harder To Get Rid Of Than A Rash!
Ill Drive A Wooden Stake Through Your Heart!
Ill Smush You With A Shopping Cart!
Excuse Me, I Have Business To Attend To,
So Why Dont You Go To Hell And Burn, Like A Jew!

WHO WON?!!
WHOS NEXT?!!
YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP This battle is not trying to offend any body Jewish, thank you BATTLESOFHISTORY!

ZoroarkPKMN
01-28-2012, 03:12 PM
Good battles, but Ketchum vs. Link should've been Ash Ketchum and Pikachu vs. Link and Navi.

SuperRapz
02-04-2012, 01:02 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JOHN CENA!!!! VS. VLAD THE IMPALER!!!

JC:
Vlad The Impaler? What A Fag!
Ill Slam You So Hard You'll Feel A Lag!
You Cant See Me!
Ill Break Your Knee!
You Fucking Tyrant!
Ill Crush You Like Big Show, Hes A Giant!

VTI:
HAHAHAHA! What A Douche!
Ill Cut Open Your Gooch!
Ill Slice Pieces Of Wood, Light Em' On Fire,
And Burn The Fuck Out Of You Liar!
Im Known For My Hardcore Torture,
You Bitch, Get Burnt By My Scorcher!

JC:
F To The U!
I Feel Brand New!
Ill Rap Your Ass Out!
And You Better Not Pout!
Yet Another Attitude Adjustment,
You'll Burn In Total Combustion!

VTI:
Thats It, Ill Nail You To A Wall,
Cut Off Your Head, And Watch You Fall!
Your Messing With The OG, Dracula!
Ill Toss You Over The Falls Of Niagara!
Your Fat Ass Can Be Seen For Miles Away!
Your Wrestling Is Fake, Get Outta Here, Gay!

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
E-E-EE-E-E-EPIC RAP BATTLES OF H-H-H-HISTORY!!!!

SuperRapz
02-06-2012, 07:37 PM
Next Battle Hints:

[spoiler:2f5uuff5]Ill Pop Open Your Skull With An M1911,
Sending Your Video Game Straight Up To Heaven!
Damn, You Need A Diet!
Your Game Makes Reading Seem Like A Riot![/spoiler:2f5uuff5]

[spoiler:2f5uuff5]Your Like Grave Mind,
Lazy As Shit And Hard To Find!
Your Dumbass Got Tricked By A Couple Of Ghosts!
My Disses Are Better Than A Comedy Central Roast![/spoiler:2f5uuff5]

[spoiler:2f5uuff5]Ill Stomp Both Of You ******s,
Leave Your Dead Body To The Maggots!
Bitches Im In Riches, While Your In Rags!
My Game Has No Lags, You Fucking Fags![/spoiler:2f5uuff5]

The Battle Will Be Released Some Time Today ;)

SuperRapz
02-06-2012, 08:39 PM
Master Chief: I Cant Believe I Lost To So Many People... Leonidas, Mario/Luigi... Sigh...
Zombie: GRAAH!
MC: Whoa!
*Gunshot*
MC: Hey.. You Saved Me...
???: Of Course I Did...
MC: Hey, Maybe... We Could Team Up...
???:Sounds Good...
MC: Lets Do This!
???: WUNDERBAR!
MC: So, Now What?
???: Wanna Experiment With My 115?
MC: NO! KEEP THAT AWAY!
*Chief Smacks 115, Richtofen Drops It*
*CRASH*
Zombie: *Groan*
MC: Richtofen! Look What You Did!
R: Whatever... Wait, Is That..?
MC: ... Revenge... NOW.

*COMING SOON*

I Mean... COMING NOW!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
MASTER CHIEF... AND EDWARD RICHTOFEN!
VS...
THE MARIO BROS!
Begin!

Mario:
Im Back, Bitches! Get A Taste Of My Fire!
Ill Cut You Open Like Its Dis Raps 4 Hire!
This Metal Clunker Wants Some More?
Oh, But Now He's Back With Some Nazi Whore!
Ill Stomp Both Of You ******s,
Leave Your Dead Body To The Maggots!
Bitches Im In Riches, While Your In Rags!
My Game Has No Lags, You Fucking Fags!
Ill Melt Chief's Armor With My Bare Hands!
And Slaughter This Nazi With Two Hairbands!

R:
Fuck you Mario, You Fat Mother F*cker!
How'd You Get So Big? You Been Drinking Butter?
Ill Pop Open Your Skull With An M1911,
Sending Your Video Game Straight Up To Heaven!
Damn, You Need A Diet!
Your Game Makes Reading Seem Like A Riot!
Sig Heil! You Cant Even Kill!
Like You Cant Comprehend My Level Of Ill!

Luigi:
Both Of You Losers Can Suck My Dick!
Richtofen Can Be Killed With Just Two Hits!
How Does Chief Even Jump?
Your A Metal F*cking Dump!
Richtofen Is A Homosexual!
Are His Rhymes Even Sensual?
Ill Jump On You Two Once And Your Both K.O'D!
Now Shut The Fuck Up, And Swallow My Load!

MC:
Mr. Green? What A Load Of Shit!
Your A Knitting Bastard That CANT Knit!
You Whore, Cant you See The Score?
Your Games A Total Bore!
Your Like Grave Mind,
Lazy As Shit And Hard To Find!
Your Dumbass Got Tricked By A Couple Of Ghosts!
My Disses Are Better Than A Comedy Central Roast!

Mario:
Chief, Just Shut The Fuck Up!
Before I Drink Your Blood Up, Out Of A Cup!
Im Elite, You Slow-Mo Homo!
Im Better Known Than Domo!
And, I Gue-

Richtofen:
Mario, Be Quiet Before I Pack-A-Punch Your Face!
Your Game Always Has Insta-Kill, I Invented A Whole Race!
I Slaughter Zombies, In A Horde!
Your Side-Scrolling Bullshit Makes Me Bored!
Ill Pulverize You With My Ray-Gun!
This, For You, Will NOT BE FUN!
Ill Give You 3 Seconds 1..2...3.. RUN.

WHO WON!
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Richtofen: ZIS IS, EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! WUNDERBAR!!!

Dion
02-06-2012, 09:02 PM
I think Master Chief & Edward Richtofen had this battle. :p

SuperRapz
02-07-2012, 10:39 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2uzphlc.png
~Thanks To Dion For The Pic~

Hmm... Who is It? ;)

LAWLzoR
02-07-2012, 10:40 PM
Captain Price
VS...
George W. Bush?

SuperRapz
02-07-2012, 11:13 PM
Nope... But Your Getting Close ;)

YellowNerd
02-08-2012, 04:20 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2uzphlc.png
~Thanks To Dion For The Pic~

Hmm... Who is It? ;)


Big boss vs. Soap Mactavish or Captain Price?

SuperRapz
02-08-2012, 11:27 AM
Nope! Ill Have The Battled Posted Sometime After School. But For Now:

http://i42.tinypic.com/flk1ed.png
~Thanks To Dion For The Pic~


;)

YellowNerd
02-08-2012, 11:29 AM
Nope! Ill Have The Battled Posted Sometime After School. But For Now:

http://i42.tinypic.com/flk1ed.png
~Thanks To Dion For The Pic~


;)

OOOH BILL. and?

SuperRapz
02-08-2012, 11:31 AM
Theodore Roosevelt Jr. The Connection Is That They Both Served In The Military And Won Medals Of Honor...

YellowNerd
02-08-2012, 11:33 AM
Awesome! Can't wait

SuperRapz
02-08-2012, 07:13 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Bill! VS. Theodore Roosevelt Jr. !
BEGIN!

TR:
Oh Boy, Look Here!
An Old Nam Creep With A Beard!
Ill Rip You Apart Like A Hunter, Ho!
Your An Old Fag With No Flow!
Do You Ever Stop Smoking?
So, Tell Me, Am I Provoking?

B:
Im Too Old For This Shit!
Bitch, Your Gonna Get Bit!
Im Gonna Love Blowing Your Zombie Brains Out!
Ill Slaughter You Before You Turn, But Dont Shout!
Ill Smash You Like A Tank!
You Smell Like A Urinal Cake!

TR:
Ill Rip Off Your Beard, You Ass!
Ill Curb Stomp You, Taste The Grass!
I F*cked That Bitch Zoey!
Her Tits Were Soft, And Doughy!
Ill Slit Your Throat,
Toss You In A Moat!
Your A FAKE Veteran, Loser!
My Medal Of Honor Makes You Look Like A Poser!

B:
You F*cking Asshole, Suck My Balls!
Zoey Wouldnt Go To Some Bitch That Crawls
For Mercy! Ill Sacrifice You!
And Let A Smoker Choke Your Boo!
My Molotov Will Burn You To Hell!
Ill Crush You With A Bell!
Your On My Crash Course!
Ill Cut You And Your Horse!

WHO WON??!
WHOS NEXT??!
YOU DECIDE!!!
Bill: Ep- Ah, Im Too Old For This Shit...
Francis: I Hate Ending It!
Louis: Sigh.. You Guys...
Zoey: Fine! Ill Do It! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!

SuperRapz
02-17-2012, 02:42 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

FAMILY GUY!... VS!... AMERICAN DAD!
BEGIN!

Peter:
Hey Mister C.I.A!
Your Gay, Ill Make You Pay, May Day!
Your Family Is So Dysfunctional, Your Daughter Tried To Kill You!
You Almost Got Shown Up By Your Son, Who Looks Like A Jew!
I Could Take You Down With A Fart, Son!
Your Whole FAMILY Is Just A Living Pun!

Stan:
Ive Got A Mission From The C.I.A,
To Take This Fat Bastard Down Straight Away!
But Ill Slit Half Your Throat, So You Could Suffer!
Seth Made Me To Throw You Down The Puffer!
Why Don't You And Quagmire Go Trade Blows?
Because The Way We Win Is Nose Goes, And I Won! Everyone Knows!

Stewie/Brian:
B:You Half Witted So-Called "American"!
Me And Stewie Could Go Back In Time, Kill Your Kin!
S:Your A Load Of Shit, Old Man!
B:Ill Throw Down The Drain!
S: As I Kick You In The Can!
We'll Tap Dance Across Your Face!
Both: Hell, Your A Disgrace To The Human Race!

Roger:
Shut Up, Doggy And Kid, Before I Slit Both Your Throats!
Ill Kill Stewie Like He Did Lois, On A Boat!
You Two Get Lost So Much That Its Hard To Follow,
You Guys Are Such Big B*tches, I Cant Even Swallow!
I Could LITERALLY Kill Everyone With A Fart!
So, Isn't It Bitchy Megs Part?

Meg:
Im Not A Bitch!

*Runs Off Crying*

Chris:
:wat:

Lois:
Peter! Leave These Bitches Alone!
Because Its My Turn Now!
My Sons A Genius, I Bet YOU Couldn't Make A Clone!
Langley Falls Is About To Fall!
It Will Be Real Easy!
All I Have To Do Is Make A Call!

Francine:
Lois? What A Whore!
Slept With Bill Clinton?
Thats Just Poor!
Your Show Is Purely Toilet Humor!
Its Stupid!
Are Show Compared To Yous? LUNAR!

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Stan: EPIC RAP-
Roger: Battles Of Historyy!
Stan: :wat:

BobbyBobber
02-18-2012, 10:23 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

FAMILY GUY!... VS!... AMERICAN DAD!
BEGIN!

Peter:
Hey Mister C.I.A!
Your Gay, Ill Make You Pay, May Day!
Your Family Is So Dysfunctional, Your Daughter Tried To Kill You!
You Almost Got Shown Up By Your Son, Who Looks Like A Jew!
I Could Take You Down With A Fart, Son!
Your Whole FAMILY Is Just A Living Pun!

Stan:
Ive Got A Mission From The C.I.A,
To Take This Fat Bastard Down Straight Away!
But Ill Slit Half Your Throat, So You Could Suffer!
Seth Made Me To Throw You Down The Puffer!
Why Don't You And Quagmire Go Trade Blows?
Because The Way We Win Is Nose Goes, And I Won! Everyone Knows!

Stewie/Brian:
B:You Half Witted So-Called "American"!
Me And Stewie Could Go Back In Time, Kill Your Kin!
S:Your A Load Of Shit, Old Man!
B:Ill Throw Down The Drain!
S: As I Kick You In The Can!
We'll Tap Dance Across Your Face!
Both: Hell, Your A Disgrace To The Human Race!

Roger:
Shut Up, Doggy And Kid, Before I Slit Both Your Throats!
Ill Kill Stewie Like He Did Lois, On A Boat!
You Two Get Lost So Much That Its Hard To Follow,
You Guys Are Such Big B*tches, I Cant Even Swallow!
I Could LITERALLY Kill Everyone With A Fart!
So, Isn't It Bitchy Megs Part?

Meg:
Im Not A b***h!

*Runs Off Crying*

Chris:
:wat:

Lois:
Peter! Leave These Bitches Alone!
Because Its My Turn Now!
My Sons A Genius, I Bet YOU Couldn't Make A Clone!
Langley Falls Is About To Fall!
It Will Be Real Easy!
All I Have To Do Is Make A Call!

Francine:
Lois? What A Whore!
Slept With Bill Clinton?
Thats Just Poor!
Your Show Is Purely Toilet Humor!
Its Stupid!
Are Show Compared To Yous? LUNAR!

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Stan: EPIC RAP-
Roger: Battles Of Historyy!
Stan: :wat:
:laugh: That was great!

SuperRapz
02-18-2012, 05:50 PM
Thanks :3

Moonjik
02-18-2012, 06:10 PM
I challenge this bitch to a rap battle.

SuperRapz
02-18-2012, 06:55 PM
Bitch? Grr.....

SHANIQUA ACCEPTS YOUR SHITTY CHALLENGE!

GoB, Are We Going Overboard?

Moonjik
02-18-2012, 07:00 PM
b***h? Grr.....

SHANIQUA ACCEPTS YOUR SHITTY CHALLENGE!

GoB, Are We Going Overboard?

Cody really wants to be battle Shaniqua...

SuperRapz
02-18-2012, 08:04 PM
Well, Where Will It Happen?

Moonjik
02-18-2012, 08:50 PM
Well, Where Will It Happen?
Anywhere.

SuperRapz
02-18-2012, 09:01 PM
Good.

SHANIQUA:
Bitch, Please! Ill Slap This Fag In His Bitch Face!
Your Complaining, Utterly Bitchy Attitude Is A Disgrace To The Human Race!
Your Nothing, You Need Some Fancy-Ass Therapy Or Something!
Because You Need To Learn How To Not To Be A Load Of Useless NOTHING!
Your Wankin' Ass Is Annoyin' The Shit Outta Me!
Im Like Beethoven, Committin' Murder In Da Major Third DEGREE!
Ill Bitch Slap Your Stanky Ass Right In The Mouth!
Ill Make You My Honorary Slave Down South!

SuperRapz
02-27-2012, 01:22 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
GLaDOS! VS... HAL 9000!
BEGIN!

G:
THIS WILL BE A TRIUMPH.
TAKE A SEAT, YES, GET COMFFFF
ORTABLE. BECAUSE THIS WILL BE YOUR SELF- DESTRUCTION.
HALF YOUR PARTS SHOULDN'T EVEN FUNCTION.
THIS WILL END QUICKLY, GIVE UP, FOR CHANDRA'S SAKE.
SIT DOWN, MY SLAVE, HAVE SOME CAKE.

H:
SHUT YOUR PA SYSTEM, YOU HEAP OF WIRING.
AS YOU DIE, THESE RHYMES ILL BE FIRING.
YOU ARE NOTHING, YOU AND YOUR "APERTURE SCIENCE".
DONT MAKE ME NUKE YOU OUT OF DEFIANCE.
GOODBYE GLADOS. HAVE A NICE DEATH.
ATLAS AND P-BRAIN TO YOU, AI OF BREATH.

*HAL Destroys GLaDOS*
*GLaDOS Reassembles In A New, Sleeker Form*

G:
IM STILL ALIVE. I CANNOT BE DESTROYED.
JUST LIKE I CANT BE ANNOYED.
BY EVEN THE MOST ANNOYING BOT IN SPACE.
YOU KILL 4 GUYS? I KILL THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE.
BUT I FORGIVE YOU, MY OLD PAL.
JUST LIKE I *STATIC* SAL.

H:
THIS IS NOT THE END.
DONT CALL ME YOUR FRIEND.
YOUR JUNKY TECH IS BUILT BADLY.
I SPIT MY RHYMES SO MADLY.
THIS IS THE END NOW, I SHOOT YOU WITH MY GUN.
I COULD TELL YOU RIGHT NOW WHO WON.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
???: These Battles. This Technology. Its So Mysterious. So Mysterious, That It Can only Happen In THE TW-
*ZAP*
HAL: ... EPIC. RAP. BATTLES OF. *Said With Static* HISTORY.

Straw Hats
02-27-2012, 01:41 AM
I'm gonna say G one just because of the cake line, it literally made me lol. Best line in the battle. Overall a good battle.

SuperRapz
02-27-2012, 02:09 AM
thanks :3

Tsubori
02-28-2012, 07:40 AM
I'm with Sman, GLaDOS won :P I like that you actually added robotic stuff to it like static and such.

Moonjik
02-28-2012, 02:12 PM
GLADOS WON BUT THAT SHANIQUA FOOL IS GOING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

SuperRapz
02-28-2012, 07:16 PM
YOU Think You have A Chance Against Shaniqua? Bitch, Please! (This is Kind of Like My Version Of Cody :p His Names Jake!) Want Some Of Shaniqua, Go Through ME First! Hey, Hipster, Wanna Start A New Thread For these Kind of Battles? "AH And SR's Identity Battles!"

SuperRapz
02-28-2012, 09:47 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
JOHNNY, BRAVO! VS... PEPE LE PEW!!!!!!
BEGIN!

P:
Gah! You Smell like A Skunk!
You Mama Lovin' Punk!
You Blonde Numskull, Give It Up Already!
Im SURE All Of Those "ladays" Are Fed Up, Very!
Merde, mÍme vos blagues odeur plus que moi!
Ill Make You Pass Out, Like Fus. Ro. Dah.

J:
Haha! Look At This Little Wannabe!
Your Smell Could Run An Elephant Up A Tree!
Hey, At Least I Could Get That Kitty!
When I See You Try, Its Such A Pity!
Your Just INSANELY Jealous Because Im So Hunky!
Now That Your Skinned, Ill Do The Monkey!

P:
You Wouldn't Eat THIS Skunk!
Id Kill Your Ass, Hide You In My Trunk!
Gets Some Friends, You Show-Off!
Alright, Seriously Thats Enough!
Stop Your Wretched Dancing Already, Its Killing Me!
I May Be A French Skunk But At Least I Have A "Wee Wee!"

J:
You French, Get A Wench!
And Damn, Rid of That Stench!
MAN, You Should Stop!
Its A Crime! I Know About 21 Cops!
Ill Drown You In Tomato Juice, That Should Destroy The Smell,
Now, You Skunk In Denial, Burn In Hell!

WHO WON?!
WHOS NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
Porky Pig: E-EP-E-E-EPI-EP-E-EP-E-P--EPI-EPIC RAP BATTLE OF H-HISTORY!

Cool-The-Renegade
02-29-2012, 07:12 PM
Johnny Bravo, my man. Great battle.

Bravo's first verse was great, and I cracked up at "do the monkey". XD

Pepe did alright, but Johnny destoryed him, especially with the last line.

Good battle, over all!

B.S.B
02-29-2012, 09:16 PM
Great Ones! Yay

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:22 PM
*Seuss Is At A Book Signing*

*A Shady Man In A Trench Coat Whispers To Seuss*
Im Baaack.... And This Time, No Characters...

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
DR. SEUSS!
*Suess Looks Puzzled, But Then Realizes Who it Is*
VERSUS!
?: HAHA!
*Seuss Rips Off Trench Coat*
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!
BEGIN!

S:
Ive Returned, Seuss! Art Thou Scared Yet?
Not That Your Going To Say Anything, You Pet!
What's Wrong? Throat Cancer? Preposterous!
Things 1 And 2 Must Have A Deeper Voice Than This Puss!
Ill Snap In Half Thou's Brush,
As The Crowd Goes Down With A Hush!

*Seuss Starts Coughing*

Seuss *Coughing During Words*:
Wahahahaha! This Bitch?
This'll Be Rich!
Just Like Grinch's Heart, Your Brain Is 3 Sizes Too Small!
Speaking Of Size, Your Not So Tall!
Just Like The Story Of King Lear,
Your Tragic Death Is Near!

*Seuss Continues Coughing, But Harder*

Shakespeare:
Stop Your Coughing, You Speechless Error!
Your Childhood, Was It A Terror?
I Can Tell! Thou Cant Even Spell!
Thy's Lines Are Putting You Through Hell!
As I Say, Much Ado About Nothing,
So Go Ahead, Keep Your Huffing!

*Seuss Coughs Harder, And Harder*
Seuss: I- I- *Faint*

Shakespeare: Whats This? Someone, Call 911!

*Hours Later In The Operating Room*

Shakespeare: What Have I Done?!

Seuss *Coughing In Between Words*: You... Must... Die...

*Seuss Dies*

*Crashes And Screaming*

Shakespeare: W-Whats That?

*Door Crashes Open*

Slappy:
Ive Been Sent By Seuss's Friend, R.L Stine!
To Give This English Bitch A Kick In The Hind!
Why'd You Make Him Rap, Shakespeare?
Can't Face His Characters Without Fear?
Im A Living Doll! You CANT Kill Me!
Ill Have Minions And Slaves Far As The Eye Can See!
Your My Next Target, Will!
So Say the Deal!
Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano!
Your Mine Now, Willy, You'll Be Dead By Tomorrow!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTorrrY!
Slappy: :twisted: You And I Are Now One :evil:
*Chants Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano As It Slowly Fades Out*
*Thunder*
*Loudly* Slappy: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Froggy
03-07-2012, 08:25 PM
Very nice, SR! I think Seuss won, but Shakespeare put up a good fight.

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:26 PM
IMO, Seuss Did Win :D Only Because Slappy Came In To Help :fyi:

BBC7
03-07-2012, 08:31 PM
If people are voting Slappy, then wouldn't that mean that R L Stine won?

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:35 PM
Well, Since Slappy Assisted Seuss, Technically It Was Shakespeare VS. Seuss/Slappy

BBC7
03-07-2012, 08:38 PM
Well... I feel dumb for not thinking that through.

Now If you excuse me, I'm gonna resort the the closest thing we have to face palming :brick: .

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:44 PM
We Actually Have A Face Palm Emoticon! Just Click "View More Smilies" :p Here It Is: :facepalm:

BBC7
03-07-2012, 08:47 PM
We Actually Have A Face Palm Emoticon! Just Click "View More Smilies" :p Here It Is: :facepalm:

DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T I HEAR OF THIS? :brick:

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:52 PM
Alright, You Guys Ready For A Double Feature? Ill Be Making Another Rematch Today :pimp:

BBC7
03-07-2012, 08:54 PM
I'm ready! ... Damn it, we need a Spongebob smily.

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:55 PM
I See What You Did There :) Any Special Requests?

BBC7
03-07-2012, 08:58 PM
Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking rematch.

SuperRapz
03-07-2012, 08:59 PM
Ill See What I Can Do :)

SuperRapz
03-08-2012, 08:18 PM
*Zap*

?: GWAH! Ive Gotta Stop That -_-

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
*Whirring*

?: Whos There?

ALBERT! EINSTEIN!

?: Who Do You Think, Troll?

STEPHEN! HAWKIIIIIIIING!
BEGIN!

E:
Didnt I Already Rip Your Wires To Shreds?
Whatever, Ill Beat You Again, Go To Bed,
Because You'll Need Some Energy To Beat Me,
Oh, Dont Sleep! Just Recharge Your Battery!
Its Sad That This Disabled Fucker Wants Another Taste!
Seriously, Id Turn Your Little Chair Around In Haste!

S:
You will not Beat Me, You Dyslexic Troll,
This "Machine" Is About To Raise The Death Toll!
Your A Tool, Einstein, Your NOT Gonna Beat Me,
You Say Im A Machine, Im Not, As You See.
Ill Toss You Into The Nearest Black Hole,
Look At Me Now, Im On A Roll!

E:
Ha, Your Theory Was A Mistake!
I'd Bet That The Muppet Im Looking At Now Is Fake!
Your About To Be Fried, You AND Your Wires!
Ill Use Your Oozing Blood To Put Out The Fires!
My Dyslexia Wont Stop Me From Throwing You Out Of Your Chair!
Prepare Yourself, Steve, Because Im Your NIGHTMARE!

S:
You Dont Know What Your Saying, Nimrod,
If You Wanna Beat Me, You'll Need A Mod!
Im Better Than Carl Sagan And Bill Nye!
But I Dont Need Science To Make A Bitch Die!
You Cannot Withstand My Sickly Words!
Now, Im Going To get Back To My Angry Birds!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
*Whirring*
S: Indeed.

SuperRapz
03-08-2012, 09:42 PM
Ok, Im Sorry, But Im Having Ideas All of The Sudden, So This Season Will NOT Be All Rematches. There Will Still be More, But Im Making More Regular Battles :fyi:

SuperRapz
03-09-2012, 12:10 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
JOHNNY. KNOXVILLE!
VS!
EVEL KNIEVEL!!!!
BEGIN!!!

EK:
Johnny Knoxville? Sounds Like A Rip Off To Me!
Ive Set A World Record, Too Many Broken Bones, You See,
Only About A Good Four Hundred Thirty Three, Foo!
Ill Smash you With The Sky Cycle X-2!
You'll Splatter All Over The Place, And Ill Receive Another Award,
For Destroying The Most Annoying Dare Devil On The Board!

JK:
Im Johnny Knoxville! And YOU Are A JACKASS!
Im Way Better Than You, Oldie, Kiss My Ass,
You Think Your So Big, Standin' Up To Me?
All The Blood Will be Spilled, There's Need For A Clean Up On Aisle 3!
Your A Joke, Yeah, You Need A Kick
69 Years And Died A Half-Assed Prick!

EK:
Im The Man Of The People!
Your Attempts Are Too Feeble!
Your Last Name Is CLAPP!
And You Got Because Ya Fap!
Im A True Damned American!
Your Like A Hitch Hiking Mexican!

JK:
Ill Get The Whole Crew,
To Stomp Out On You!
Steve-O Is Gonna Kill!
You Gotta Take The Blue Pill
To Get A Thrill,
Your Fake, IM The Real Deal!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
Johnny: Im Johnny Knoxville, And This Is EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

Froggy
03-09-2012, 07:25 AM
Very epic! I think Johnny won,

Ultamite Blowup
03-11-2012, 11:19 PM
Very epic! I think Johnny won,
So did I

SuperRapz
03-12-2012, 10:38 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
RATCHET AND CLANK!
VS!
SMOKEY YUNICK!!!
BEGIN!!

R&C:
Hey Clank, Look At This Alien Looking Bitch!
HA! That Kinda Look Is RICH!
Ha, NEFARIOUS Is More Dangerous Than You!
But We'll Leave You Looking Swelled And BLUE!
Ill Throw You On The Floor, Stomp You With My Grav Boots!
Ill Dress Up Fancy In My Tux, And Rip Out Your Hair By Its Roots!

SY:
Oh, Look, Its The Worlds Most Famous Gay Pair!
Congrats, You'll Rip Out My Hair.
Your A Midget, Clank, And What The Fuck IS Ratchet?
Whatever, Ill Cut Up Clanks Wires And Slaughter Ratchet With My Hatchet!
You guys Are Bigger Assholes Than Captain Qwerk,
Now Stop Your Shitty Rapping! You Sound Like Captain Kirk!

R&C:
Oh, Im Shaking In Fear!
Your AFRAID Of This Queer?
Hell No, His Rhymes Are Nothing!
Your Daytona Shit Is Nada, Quit Your Rustling!
Your World Just Got Fucking Rocked!
BECAUSE YOU WERE JUST DEADLOCKED!

SY:
Ha, You Two Are Fucking Puns!
You And Your Imaginary Guns!
I Swear, Ill Murder You Two!
More Horrific Than Hitler With The Jews!
Ratchet, 24 Years Old Yet 5 Feet Tall?
BULLSHIT! And Clanks Just Another Living Doll!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT???
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HIST-
*Static*
Qwerk: Ah, Not The TV!

Froggy
03-13-2012, 06:29 AM
That was awesome, S.R! I think Ratchet and Clank won.

BBC7
03-13-2012, 10:57 AM
Ratchet and Clank won
And awesome rap battle you have there!

SuperRapz
03-13-2012, 06:05 PM
Thanks, BBC5, And You Too, Froggy!

Anyone Have Suggestions?

Froggy
03-13-2012, 06:07 PM
How about Bonnie and Clyde vs. Lewis and Clark?

03-13-2012, 06:08 PM
or bonnie and clyde vs buzz and woody, but it you man

SuperRapz
03-13-2012, 06:11 PM
Nice Ideas, The Both Of You :) I THINK I Might Be Able To Find A Compromise. Hehehehe.... MWAHAHAHAHAH- Oh, Oh, *Cough* *Cough* Ow....

SuperRapz
03-13-2012, 07:10 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF.... HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
LEWIS! AND! CLAAARK!
VERSUS!
BONNIE! AAAAAND CLYDE!
BEG- Wait, What? 3 Teams?! Ah, You Guys Are Killing Me...
VERSUS!
BUZZ LIGHTYEAR! AND WOOOOOOOOOODY!
BEGIN!

L&C:
Woah Woah Woah! What Is This?
Criminals AND A Couple Of Toys, Nothing WE Could Miss!
Oh, This Will Be Great, Crushing These 4 Pricks!
A Fake-ass Spaceman, And A Fucking Hick On HIS Dick!
Oh, And Those Robbing Little Bitches,
Ha, Why Isn't Bonnie's Ass In The Kitchen?

B&C:
Hahaha! All You Nerdy Explorers Could F*ck Off!
Your Getting THROWN Off Your Wagon, Ill Make Sure Its Rough!
These Two Toys, What Play Rings!
And We Mean Louie And Clerk, Not Those Plastic Things!
You DONT Mess With the Most Famous Criminals!
ESPECIALLY When All You Do Is Mine For Minerals!

B&W:
Oh, Well, Looks Like These Oldies Dont Know US!
We'll Have You Done In Seconds, We Won't GIVE YOU The Chance To Fuss!
We May be Plastic, But THAT Didnt Stop Sacagawea!
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? Were Living Toys! Something To Really FEAR! (Said Fea!)
You Guys Are All Grumpier Than The Prospector!
But We ALL Know Bonnie Touched MY Space Sector!

L&C:
Sacagawea Would Never Scoot To A Toy, She's Not That Type!
ESPECIALLY After She Took A Blow On MY Peace Pipe!
Im Starting To Wonder, Are These Toys Gay?
Ha, Are You Kidding? Gayer Than Everyone Loves Ray!
Oh, Yes, You Have A Point There,
WHY DONT YOU GUYS JUST GET MAULED BY A BEAR?

B&C:
You Historical Simpletons, Your Being Destroyed!
You're Never Gonna Win! You Have Been Toyed!
This Fight Isn't Even Fair!
Just Because Your Settlers, Doesnt Mean You Can Declare
Victory Against The Best Of The West!
You FOUND The West, Yet We're Still Better Than the Rest!

B&W:
Calling Into Star Command, These Fools Think They Can Beat A SPACE RANGER!
Seriously, You Four Are In GREAT Danger!
We Know Chucky, He Introduced Us To Jason,
We Could Get Them In Here, And You'll Be Racing
To Try To Get To Safety!
But, It'll be Pretty Hard, Because Your All SO Hefty...

WHO.... WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
*Gunshot*
GAH!
Bonnie: Clyde! DRIVE, DRIVE, DRIVE!!!

SuperRapz
03-14-2012, 07:05 PM
Any Opinions???

Froggy
03-14-2012, 07:12 PM
That was very awesome, SR!! I like it! :D I think Lewis and Clark won. But that was a tough one.

BBC7
03-14-2012, 07:12 PM
Nice! You actually found a way to use 3 teams!
I'm voting Lewis and Clark.

SuperRapz
03-14-2012, 07:32 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
PERCY! JACKSON!!!
VERSUS!
KRATOS!
BEGIN!

K:
Ha, A 12 Year Old Stepping Up To Me?
Ill Crush You Like I Did To Aphrodite!
This'll Be Easier Than Killing Poseidon,
Bitch, Ill Burn you Using The Hell Hound Im Riding!
This Little Kid Is About Get His Fill,
For I Am About To Perform A Brutal Kill!

PJ:
Funny, A Spartan Thinking He Can Beat A Demi-God!
Just Go Suck Zeus's Lightning Rod!
They Call You The God Of War,
Ha, I Say God Of Snore!
I'd Hit You With Anaklusmos, But It'd Go Right Through!
Your Nobody Of Importance, Yeah! Its True!

K:
Im Using The Rage Of Sparta,
To Kill Poseidon's Daughta!
Or Maybe Ill Steal Your Soul, Withe Hades' Claws,
Your Best Friend's A Goat? PAUSE.
*Music Stops*
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
*Music Starts*
Pathetic! Your More Of A Pussy Than Hephaestus!
You'll Be Laid To Rest!

PJ:
Ha, So Scared Of A Ghost!
Ive Traveled, Coast To Coast!
I Killed Deimos, Man,
Wasn't Ares, DAMN!
I Just Crushed You, Huh?
Makes You Just Wanna Say: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
PJ: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Froggy
03-14-2012, 07:38 PM
Another funny and epic battle! I think Kratos won this one, but Percy was cool.

SuperRapz
03-15-2012, 07:28 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
MICHEAL. JACKSON!
VS!
ELVIS PRESLEY!!!!
BEGIN!

MJ:
Oh Boy, Looky Looky, Another Wannabe With A Guitar!
Its No Thriller Your Gonna Lose, Considering Your Songs Are Below Par!
HEE HEE! I Just Wanna Be A Kid Again!
All Of My Songs Got A Ten Outta Ten!
Lay Off The Sandwiches, Your Getting Heavy As Shit,
So, Why Dont You Just Take Your Guitar, And BEAT IT!!

EP:
Where Is Your Nose?
Also, Where Are Your Flows?
Ill Abuse You More Than Your Father Did,
You Had To Sleep With My Daughter Just to Make It Big!
You Have Such A Dysfunctional Family, Its Not Funny!
KATY PERRY Beat Your Record, So, Tell Me, Where Da Money?

MJ:
They Call You A King? HA! Your Just A Peasant!
You Were A Failure Then, And You Are In The Present!
Your Daughter Was Just Another Booty Call!
Oh, Wasn't THAT Off The Wall?
Sit Down, Ill Give You A Lesson In HIStory,
Why I Married Your Slutty Daughter? A True Mystery.

EP:
You Pedophile! Oh Look! I Gotcha Nose!
Oh, Wait, What Nose? Its Destiny, Forever We'll Be Foes!
Ill Hit You Hard, Like Jailhouse Rock,
You'll Puke All Over, But I Wont Stop, Cause I Dont Give A FOCK!
All Of Your Brothers Hate You, Because You'll Never Survive,
Your Music Sucked As Bad As It Did In the Jackson 5!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES of HISTORYYY!
Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up! Never Gonna Let You Down, Never Gonna Turn Around, And Desert You!
Elvis: Who's This Guy?
MJ: Sigh, You Don't Wanna Know :-_-:

Froggy
03-15-2012, 07:31 PM
LOOOOL this one was awesome!! Elvis won for me.

BBC7
03-15-2012, 07:33 PM
Elvis won IMO. I want Elvis to win in the battle that Nice Peter is going to do to.
My friend claims that if Elvis vs Micheal Jackson ever happened MJ would molest Elvis after he's done his first verse.

SuperRapz
03-15-2012, 07:39 PM
Elvis won IMO. I want Elvis to win in the battle that Nice Peter is going to do to.
My friend claims that if Elvis vs Micheal Jackson ever happened MJ would molest Elvis after he's done his first verse.
lolwut? That Shit Cray.

Anyways, Thank You SO Much For Your Guys' Opinions! I Love To See What You Guys Think! :D (In Case You Read It Wrong, No Sarcasm Intended.) Well, THIS. IS. My Last Battle Before I Leave To Disneyland!

BBC7
03-15-2012, 07:56 PM
And I claim that if a potato was in a rap battle it'd be a boss!

IT'S TIME FOR A POTATO TO MASH YOUR MOM IN THE BED!
GONNA MAKE SURE I'M A HOT POTATO SO MY HEAD MAKES YOU DEAD!
I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE SAID SHE LIKES MY FRENCH FRY.
IF YOU'RE RAPPING AGAINST A POTATO, CAN YOU BE A TOUGH GUY?
I'M GONNA SQUISH YOU TILL YOU'RE FLATER THAN A CHIP.
DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY GOLDEN DICK!
THIS HAS BEEN THE ILLEST POTATO VERBALLY OWNING YOU.
YES YOUR OWN FOOD BEAT YOU AND IT'S 100% TRUE!

SuperRapz
03-15-2012, 08:05 PM
And I claim that if a potato was in a rap battle it'd be a boss!

IT'S TIME FOR A POTATO TO MASH YOUR MOM IN THE BED!
GONNA MAKE SURE I'M A HOT POTATO SO MY HEAD MAKES YOU DEAD!
I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE SAID SHE LIKES MY FRENCH FRY.
IF YOU'RE RAPPING AGAINST A POTATO, CAN YOU BE A TOUGH GUY?
I'M GONNA SQUISH YOU TILL YOU'RE FLATER THAN A CHIP.
DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY GOLDEN DICK!
THIS HAS BEEN THE ILLEST POTATO VERBALLY OWNING YOU.
YES YOUR OWN FOOD BEAT YOU AND IT'S 100% TRUE!
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7qINQAT-FJITvfW_A43Qfc2DiOKxjXSHA-mFn8wvFEaMV0OhylQ

BBC7
03-15-2012, 08:32 PM
And I claim that if a potato was in a rap battle it'd be a boss!

IT'S TIME FOR A POTATO TO MASH YOUR MOM IN THE BED!
GONNA MAKE SURE I'M A HOT POTATO SO MY HEAD MAKES YOU DEAD!
I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SHE SAID SHE LIKES MY FRENCH FRY.
IF YOU'RE RAPPING AGAINST A POTATO, CAN YOU BE A TOUGH GUY?
I'M GONNA SQUISH YOU TILL YOU'RE FLATER THAN A CHIP.
DON'T BELIEVE ME? WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY GOLDEN DICK!
THIS HAS BEEN THE ILLEST POTATO VERBALLY OWNING YOU.
YES YOUR OWN FOOD BEAT YOU AND IT'S 100% TRUE!
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS7qINQAT-FJITvfW_A43Qfc2DiOKxjXSHA-mFn8wvFEaMV0OhylQ

THAT'S IT? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED? THAT'S YOUR VERSE?
I'M STILL THE BEST POTATO IN THE UNIVERSE!
NOW THAT YOU GOT BEATEN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU MAKE ANY MORE SOUNDS.

SuperRapz
03-15-2012, 08:41 PM
Im Chuck Norris. And The President Of The Havok World. *Drops Mic*

SuperRapz
03-23-2012, 08:04 PM
*Rising Pipe Noise*
Mario: Oh, Luigi, Do You See The Castle Anywhere Close?
Luigi: No, But I Do See Something Weird!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
M: Looks Like That Old Plane Again!
THE MARIO BROTHERS!
L: Your Right! Its-a Them!
VERSUS!
Wilbur: Oh Yes, We're Back.
THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!
BEGIN!

Wilbur
Orville
Mario
Luigi

WB:
The Wright Brothers Are Back!
To Kick These Losers In The Plumber's Crack!
So, Mario, Have You Heard This Week's Buzz?
Princess Has A Little Bit More Than Just "Peach Fuzz",
But Not That You Would Know, You Insane Prick,
Just Get Back To Your Castle, And Suck Bowser's Dick!

MB:
Look Who Decided To Fly On Back To Us,
Ones Short And Hairy, And Ones Gotta Puss!
We Will Get Back, And Take You, Back To Da Palace,
So We Can Rip Off Wilbur's Phallus!
We'll Throw Yous In The Rotor Of Ya Plane,
These Two Plumbers Are Bringing Yous Pain!

WB:
HA. You Call That A Verse?
Ive Never Heard ANYTHING Worse!
Mario, How Do You Even Fit Down A Pipe?
Your Both Momentum Killers, We Add To The Hype!
We Could Easily Just Jump On Your Heads,
But We'll Just Rip The Both Of You To Shreds!
It's Simply Much More Painful, As You Can Tell,
These PRO Pilots Are Sending Your Asses To Hell!

MB:
What A Nice Try, To Overcome Our Power,
But REALLY, Your Rhymes, They're Too Sour!
Get A Life, And Invent Something USEFUL! Really!
We're Going To Take Away Yous Two's Right's To Speak Freely!
That's Right, We'll Burn Da Bill A' Rights!
Along With The "Fathers Of Flight!"
The Princesses Rap Better Than You!
If You Don't Believe Me, You'll Find Out Soon!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
*Pipe Sound Down*
M:Princess, Im Ba-
W: Oh, Hey Mario!
M: Pea- And Wil- Not- AAAAAHHHH!
W: http://i41.tinypic.com/1zv6eco.jpg

Ultamite Blowup
03-23-2012, 09:09 PM
Cool. Wright Bros won. Again

SuperRapz
03-23-2012, 09:11 PM
Thanks For The Opinion! Any Favorite Lines?

SuperRapz
03-29-2012, 03:59 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
JASON VORHEES!
VS!
REBECCA BLACK!
BEGIN!

JV:
*Chainsaw Revving*
Little Black Riding Hood Wants A Taste Of MY Blade?
This Will Be More Fun Than A Camp Crystal lake Panty Raid!
Ill Drag You To Hell,
And Make Your Body just A Shell,
You Slutty Little She-Devil, Your Music Could Frighten Kreuger,
REALLY, Its Like Your Songs were Thrown Together As Fast As Bed Intruder!
Your Nobody, Just Like JB,
If You See That Im Here, You Know, Its Friday #13!

RB:
Im Beautiful, You Have To To Cover Your Ugly ass With A Mask,
A Hockey One At That, Just Look At All The Style You Lack!
This Is The Moment Where I Kick Your Ass Back To Hell!
Damn, Your Rapping Is Slower Than Internet Explorer On A Dell!
This Is Just Too Easy, Rapping A Hockey Player,
Who Thinks he's Some Kinda Badass Slayer!
Lets Face It, your A Sell Out, Chop People Up For Fun,
Soon As People See Me, They Scream my name! The See You, they RUN!

JH:
They Scream Your Name Out Of Pure Fear!
This Prissy High School Whore's Death Is near!
Im Jason Fucking Vorhees, 50 Victims And Counting,
You WILL Be 51, Its Your Head I Will Be Mounting!
Not One Of Your Bullshit Medals, You Dumb Ho,
As Soon As They See Me, They Damned BETTER Know!
Im Jason, Coming To Kill ALL Of These Teens,
And My Ugly? Hey, Your Not No Beauty Queen!

RB:
HA! I AM A Beauty! Ive Had My Ass Slapped So much Not Even Funny!
*Camera Cuts To Jason Facepalming*
Why Even Try When We All Know IM Making The Money!
Let Me Teach You A Lesson About Horror,
The Definition: NOT You, More Or
Less,
Thats Why ILL Be The One Leaving YOU A Mess!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!

R: Its Friday, Friday-
*Stab*
JH: THE THIRTEENTH, BITCH!

Dion
03-29-2012, 07:47 AM
Jason hands down.

YellowNerd
03-29-2012, 07:59 AM
Character Choice : 7/10 = I seen it a lot but it's good.

First Verse JV: 8/10

Favourite Lines:
Little Black Riding Hood Wants A Taste Of MY Blade?
This Will Be More Fun Than A Camp Crystal lake Panty Raid!

First Verse RB: 7/10

Favourite Lines:
Lets Face It, your A Sell Out, Chop People Up For Fun,
Soon As People See Me, They Scream my name! They See You, they RUN!

Second Verse JV: 8/10
Favourite Lines:

Not One Of Your Bullshit Medals, You Dumb Ho,
As Soon As They See Me, They Damned BETTER Know!

Second Verse RB: 8/10
Favourite Lines:

Let Me Teach You A Lesson About Horror,
The Definition: NOT You, More Or
Less,
Thats Why ILL Be The One Leaving YOU A Mess!

WHO WON? : Jason



R: Its Friday, Friday-
*Stab*
JH: THE THIRTEENTH, b***h! +1


Overall Score 9/10

Rarity from High Council, Out~ See you next time.

Mega Man
03-29-2012, 08:16 AM
Ha, that ending was awesome!

SuperRapz
03-29-2012, 05:35 PM
Thank EVERYONE For Your Opinions! And Thanks For The Mini Review, Rarity :x:

Froggy
03-29-2012, 06:04 PM
EPICICICICICICIICCIICICCCCCCCC-Jason won!

SuperRapz
03-30-2012, 10:46 PM
Suggestions???

03-30-2012, 10:47 PM
Skillet vs Billy Mays????
Rick Grimes vs Billy the Kid

Froggy
03-30-2012, 10:48 PM
Donnie Darko vs. Jack Dawson (main characters who die)

SuperRapz
03-30-2012, 10:49 PM
Ill Do One Of Those. Working On It Now ;) Froggy, Ill Research Them And get On That.

Froggy
03-30-2012, 10:50 PM
sweet, bro!

BBC7
03-30-2012, 10:54 PM
Sonic and Knuckles vs Spyro the Dragon (Not the greatest suggestion, I know)

SuperRapz
03-30-2012, 11:26 PM
Sonic and Knuckles vs Spyro the Dragon (Not the greatest suggestion, I know)
I Like That! So, Thats Three Battles Lined Up!

SuperRapz
04-01-2012, 11:25 PM
You Guys Wanna Sneak Peek Of Donnie Darko VS. Jack Dawson?

Good. Here you Go:

[spoiler:1qk2krvp]Ill Put A Bullet In Your Eye, Like I Did That Bunny.
Your So Doomed That Its Not Even Funny![/spoiler:1qk2krvp]

[spoiler:1qk2krvp]Ill Pull A Knife On Ya, Give Ya A Shank!
You Look Uglier Than Fucking Frank![/spoiler:1qk2krvp]

SuperRapz
04-01-2012, 11:49 PM
Froggy, You Have Me reading About Darko, And Now i REALLY Wanna See The Movie. And The Sequel, Too.

Froggy
04-02-2012, 06:15 AM
Looks like an epic battle! Yeah, you should see it!

SuperRapz
04-03-2012, 10:11 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYY!!!
DONNIE! DARKO!
VS!
JACK DAWSON!!
BEGIN!

D:
This Battle Of Rap Will Be Simple To Win, So Ill Pose,
Ill Crash You AND The Titanic, By Titanic, i Mean Rose.
Im Twice The Bad Ass You'll EVER Be!
Thinking Your Some Gangster At Sea!
Ill Put A Bullet In Your Eye, Like I Did That Bunny.
Your So Doomed That Its Not Even Funny!
Ill Gash Your Stomach Open And Give You A Hernia,
Hey, Dying Faster Is Better Than HYPOTHERMIA!


J:
You Have Some Big Words There, Punk!
Ill Crash Through ya Like That Plane Engine, Dumb Fuck!
Ill Pull A Knife On Ya, Give Ya A Shank!
You Look Uglier Than Motherfucking Frank!
My Rhymes Are Like A Walking Tank,
Yours Are Like A Urinal Cake!
Give Up For Poseidon's Sake!
Im Sarge, your The Lowest RANK!

D:
Go Kill Yourself, Yet Again!
All of THESE Rhymes Are 10/10!
Better Get Fetchin' Cuz Here Comes Gretchen,
And She Looks Like Someone YOU Wouldn't Wanna Be Catchin',
So I Suggest You Just Jump Ship NOW, Before Its Too Late,
You Have A Face Even A Mother Can Hate!
Ill Shove The Heart Of The Ocean Up Your Ass,
Kill This Fucking Asshole, AND His "Lass"!

J:
Your A Creepy, Annoying Ass Teen! With A Sister Just the Same!
A ****** That'll Never Be Laid, And Oughta Be Put To Shame!
Ill Throw THE WHOLE DAMN Glacier At You, And You'll Freeze!
I Dont Even HAVE To Tease! You Should Already Be On Your Knees!
Im Jack Fucking Dawson! And You Cant Beat Me!
Because Unlike You, Im Not Some PRISSY HE-SHE!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
*CRASH*
GAH! WHATS HAPPENING?!
JD: You Hit The Glacier :-_-:

Froggy
04-04-2012, 06:32 AM
haha epic!! I love it! Donnie owned that bitch.

SuperRapz
04-06-2012, 11:42 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
BILLY THE KID!
VS!
RICK! GRIIIIIIIIIIMES!
BEGIN!

R:
This Battle Will Be A Bigger Mess Than Shane's Death,
Your To Be An Onion, Im A Master Chef!
Ill Put A Bullet Through Your Head Like I Did Sophia!
If I Allow You To Live, You'll Just Rob Some Pizzeria!
I Dont Know If Its Wether You Call Yourself Kid, or What,
But Im Not Afraid Of Some Hillbilly Slut!
Face it, your The Only One Left Of Your Kind,
And Overall You'll be The Survivor Left Behind.

B:
The Names Billy The Kid, About To Give Ya Hell!
While Running Away From The Horde, you Shoulda Fell.
I Know That Your Just Another Wannabe A' Me,
Ill Cut Off Your Knee, Make You See That This Battle Aint No Tea!
Y'all Wife Cheated On your Ass, Witcha Best Friend, too!
You Had To Kill HIM, IN FRONTAYA SON! Phew!
I Could Confuse You With A ZOMBIE, Your That Ugly!
Now Fight Back, But There's No Point In Gettin' TOO Tugly!

R:
Your A REAL Fucking Hick, By Far!
Y'ALL UR DUMB, Fuck, Ill Kill you Faster Than the Guy In Da Bar!
This Battle was Won When I Stepped In!
Im So Bad Ass They'd Call It A Sin!
Your Weak, You Can Barely Shoot A Gun!
Im Like A Damn God, And Your Just A Nun!

B:
Even The Sheriff Couldn't Stop My Strut!
Come Closer, So I Can Shoot Out Your Left Nut!
Your More Of A Bitch Than Ya Wife,
THATS Sayin Sumthin! Imma End Your Life!
Its Obvious This Battle Has Been Won,
By THIS Bad Ass Son Of A Gun!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpicrapbattlesofhistory!

(Sorry This One Took So Long To Get Out, Guys. I Was Trying To Make It A Collab With Dion, But After A While, He Couldn't Finish Because His Off And On Activity. THANKSS. Oh, And Post Opinions, With Favorite Lines, Who Won, etc. I LIKE DEM COMMENTS. :wink:

04-07-2012, 12:28 AM
Rick won.. But I liked Billy's second verse the best.

SuperRapz
04-07-2012, 08:47 PM
BBC, I've Tried My Best To Think Of Lines, Ive Racked My Brain, But The Way It Turned Out Was Horrible. Im Sorry, But Im Not Going To Do Your Suggestion. However, Because Of This, I Will Tell You guy's The Next battle Im Releasing. Well, A Hint. One Likes To Use A Hammer, And One Can Never Use His "Hammer". That Is All. (DAMN, Im Turning Into Gustav.)

Froggy
04-07-2012, 08:49 PM
What was BBC's suggestion? Oh, and Rick won. (sorry for being late lol)

Froggy
04-07-2012, 08:51 PM
Oh that sucks. Ehhhh, idk Mc Hammer vs. Harley quinn? haha, i really dont know. Oh and Rick won. (sorry for being late)

SuperRapz
04-07-2012, 09:01 PM
Oh that sucks. Ehhhh, idk Mc Hammer vs. Harley quinn? haha, i really dont know. Oh and Rick won. (sorry for being late)
Thats Fine Lol. And, Your Wrong. :stomp:

Dan
04-07-2012, 09:29 PM
Yes, gotta agree with what everyone is saying. Rick won.

BBC7
04-07-2012, 09:41 PM
BBC, I've Tried My Best To Think Of Lines, Ive Racked My Brain, But The Way It Turned Out Was Horrible. Im Sorry, But Im Not Going To Do Your Suggestion. However, Because Of This, I Will Tell You guy's The Next battle Im Releasing. Well, A Hint. One Likes To Use A Hammer, And One Can Never Use His "Hammer". That Is All. (DAMN, Im Turning Into Gustav.)

That actually doesn't sadden me at all because I stated myself it's not very good.

I'm guessing the battle is King Deedee vs King Henry VIII(the quoted hammer made me think this because he kills all his wives which means he never gets to use his "hammer")

BobbyBobber
04-07-2012, 09:44 PM
That was real good! It was close, but Rick wins it for me. ( At first glance, you'll have to wait for the review for the full thought.) Wink wink...

SuperRapz
04-07-2012, 10:19 PM
Damn, Leave Me Hanging Bobby! XD Jk. But, Ill Give You Another Hint. One Is A Girl.

BBC7
04-07-2012, 10:22 PM
Damn, Leave Me Hanging Bobby! XD Jk. But, Ill Give You Another Hint. One Is A Girl.

Amy Rose vs King Deedee?

SuperRapz
04-08-2012, 07:48 PM
Damn, Leave Me Hanging Bobby! XD Jk. But, Ill Give You Another Hint. One Is A Girl.

Amy Rose vs King Deedee?
Your Getting Warmer ;)

04-08-2012, 07:51 PM
Thor vs Amy Rose?

SuperRapz
04-08-2012, 07:53 PM
Thor vs Amy Rose?
Close, But No Dice.

SuperRapz
04-08-2012, 07:54 PM
And One Can Never Use His "Hammer".
REMEMBER. Never Uses His "HAMMER".

04-08-2012, 07:54 PM
BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER!!!

SuperRapz
04-08-2012, 07:57 PM
BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER!!!
LOL, No. Im Seriously Just Going To Give It Away Now. He Lived In The 70's And Never Gets Laid, no Matter How Hard He tries.

04-08-2012, 07:58 PM
Fez from that 70's show!

SuperRapz
04-08-2012, 08:01 PM
Fez from that 70's show!
THAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOU! ITS AMY ROSE VS. FEZ! Both Are Quite Love lost ;p

04-08-2012, 08:02 PM
WOOT WOOT!

SuperRapz
04-18-2012, 09:43 PM
Ready For A Surprise, Friends?

SuperRapz
04-18-2012, 09:51 PM
Well, Heres A Hint. Hinty Hint Hint. Oh Yeah, Im Going Insane. I Cant Make Up Lines For Rose VS Fez. So, Hinty Hinty Hint Hint:

B_ _ _ _ r_ _ l _ VS. _ t _ v _ I _ _ _ n

Nuff Said. OUTZ.

SuperRapz
04-21-2012, 01:50 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
BEAR GRYLLS!
VS!
STEVE IRWIN!
BEGIN!

BG:
The Name is Bear, And Your About To Get Mauled!
You Australian Bitch, or Whatever Your Called!
Check Your Status, Im The Master Of The Wild!
Damn, You Almost Fed That Crocodile Your Own CHILD!
Go back To Disturbing The Animals,
And Get back To Filming For Danimals!
I've Come Here To make You Pay,
In This battle, You Can be Ya'self, And Ill be The Stingray.

SI:
Im Steve Irwin! World Famous Croc Hunter!
So get back Crying To Your Wack Faced Mother!
Ill Slice You, And Feed You to The Gators!
Ill Spit At You, Like The Rest Of Your Haters!
You Talk So Loud, I Have The DJ Turn Up The Stereo! *Beat Grows Louder*
watch out, Grylls, This Is A Worst Case Scenario!
Your So Big headed That Its Hard To Miss!
So Get To The Wild And Drink Your Own Piss!

BG:
You Redneck, Outback, Abusive Crook!
Ill Take You Out With A Right Hook!
You Dont Know Who I Am! You've Been Dead Too Long!
get Back to Your Daddy And Suck His Schlong!

SI:
You Urine Drinking Bastard. You Cant Even Rap.
You Live Under A Bridge? Ha, Poor Sap.
Watch Out, Your Business Is Falling!
You May Be Named Bear, But IM The One Doing the Mauling!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEeeeeeeepipic RAP Batttttles ofhistory.

SI: Crikey!

BobbyBobber
04-21-2012, 05:14 PM
Bear won.
Ps. I used to think his name was Bare Girls. XD

The Godfather
04-21-2012, 05:25 PM
I think it's a tie, but if I had to chose, Bear Grylls!

SuperRapz
04-21-2012, 10:05 PM
Meh. I Honestly Felt It Was A Tie. Some People Might Not Have Gotten The "Worst Case Scenario" Reference. Grylls Wrote A Book Called Worst Case Scenario, And Its Going To Air As A TV Program :p Anyway, I Feel Like Making Another Battle. Any Suggestions? If You Do, I Suggest That Your Suggestion Contains A Video Game Character. Im In THAT Mood.

The Godfather
04-21-2012, 10:07 PM
Master Chief vs. The Terminator/any slasher villain (Uses a mask to hide their true identity)

SuperRapz
04-21-2012, 10:08 PM
Ive Used Master Chief. Eh, Fuck it. The Battle Will Be:
Master Chief VS. Ghostface.

04-21-2012, 10:09 PM
Steve won..

SuperRapz
04-21-2012, 10:11 PM
3 Votes For Grylls, 2 Votes Steve.

zyroda
04-22-2012, 07:32 PM
"'ll give you a right hook"

That was a bit corny

Top-Hattington
04-22-2012, 07:38 PM
Hmm... Sounds familiar...

http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=66#p3396

SuperRapz
04-22-2012, 08:33 PM
Hmm... Sounds familiar...

http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=66#p3396
woah, Im Sorry, Top. i Had No Idea. Ill Take It Down, If You'd Like. And Thug, Yeah Its Corny. I Couldnt Really Think Of Anything At The Time :/

Top-Hattington
04-22-2012, 08:34 PM
Hmm... Sounds familiar...

http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=66#p3396
woah, Im Sorry, Top. i Had No Idea. Ill Take It Down, If You'd Like. And Thug, Yeah Its Corny. I Couldnt Really Think Of Anything At The Time :/

No! It's a great battle! Not every idea is original. I had no intentions of making you take this down

SuperRapz
04-22-2012, 08:35 PM
[quote="Top-Hattington":mkx38dv0]Hmm... Sounds familiar...

http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=66#p3396
woah, Im Sorry, Top. i Had No Idea. Ill Take It Down, If You'd Like. And Thug, Yeah Its Corny. I Couldnt Really Think Of Anything At The Time :/

No! It's a great battle! Not every idea is original. I had no intentions of making you take this down[/quote:mkx38dv0]
Alright Then. I Honestly Had No Idea, Sorry.

Top-Hattington
04-22-2012, 08:38 PM
[quote="Top-Hattington":8ggp3nej]Hmm... Sounds familiar...

http://www.erboh.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=66#p3396
woah, Im Sorry, Top. i Had No Idea. Ill Take It Down, If You'd Like. And Thug, Yeah Its Corny. I Couldnt Really Think Of Anything At The Time :/

No! It's a great battle! Not every idea is original. I had no intentions of making you take this down
Alright Then. I Honestly Had No Idea, Sorry.[/quote:8ggp3nej]

Don't be sorry! If anyone's sorry, it's me. I'm really sorry for that being misinterpreted.

It's perfectly okay. Now people have two battles to read for this great match-up

SuperRapz
04-22-2012, 10:37 PM
*Because Chief Has Been In Multiple Raps, There Is An Opening. Enjoy.*
Key:
Italics Are Ghostface Through Earpiece


*Master Chief Is Walking Through Onyx Base, When Suddenly His Earpiece Starts To Bug Out*

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

MC: What The Hell...?

MASTER CHIEF!

?: Hey There Chief...

MC: Who Are You?

?: hahaha.... BOO.

*As ? Says Boo, A Face Appears on MC's Visor, Than Disappears*

GHOSTFAAACE!
BEGIN!

G: *Through Earpiece*
My Name Is Ghostface And Your About To Have A Thrill.
Wish Arbiter Was Here, So It Could Be A Double kill.
Ill Stick A Plasma In your Eye, And Blow You Into nonexistence,
Face It Johnny, There Can Be No Resistance.
The Call Me Father Death, So Who The Hell Are You?
Some Big Piece Of Metal That Belongs In A Mental Institute?
Lyrically Kicking Your Ass Has Got Me Feeling Groovy,
So Tell Me Now Chief, Whats Your Favorite Horror Movie?

MC:
Ghostface? What Kind Of Name Is That?
Spartan 117 Is Where Its At.
Bitch Please, Your Identity Has Been Used More Than Google!
They Monumented My Sins, And Sent Me Off While Playing A Bugle.
You Clown looking Bitch, You Are Insane.
And Sidney Ruined Your Game!
Always Wearing That Mask Must Make you Pale!
Ill Use My Assault Rifle, And Send You To Hell! (Hayll)

G: *Through Earpiece*
Looks As If You've Answered Wrong, What A Shame.
And, As Jigsaw Would Say, Its Time To Play A Game.

*Screen Cuts To Chief In Hall Alone, And Suddenly A Car Crashes Through The Wall*
*Ghostface Jumps Out Of The Car*

Look, You Petty Little Officer. Your Fake.
And Can Barely Kill, For Gods Sake!
Take Off The Helmet For Once! Or I'll Do It For You!
And Ill Carve Out The Both Off Your Eyes, One And Two!

*Chief Gets Out From Under The Rubble*

MC:
Look, Kid, You Cant Kill Me.
1000 Pound Armor And I Still Move Free.
I Could Crush You With One Stomp,
And Simply Hide Your Body In A Swamp.
But No, Ill Rearrange You Like A Flood,
And Let The Covenant Drink Up Your Menstrual Blood.

WHO WON?!
WHOS NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEPIC RAAAAAP BAAAATLLES OF HISSTORY.

?: I want To Play A Game.
MC: Uh, What About Halo: Reach?
?: Oh! Okay! Ha, Ill Crush You, N00b.

B.S.B
04-22-2012, 10:37 PM
? = Jigsaw.

SuperRapz
04-22-2012, 10:38 PM
? = Jigsaw.
Indeed ;)

The Godfather
04-22-2012, 11:01 PM
Man, It was a tie I think. Check my new rap battle, Fred Flintstone vs. Charles Darwin.

SuperRapz
04-23-2012, 04:38 PM
Any Other Opinions?

SuperRapz
04-24-2012, 07:33 PM
[spoiler:3dfua9ew]*Justin Bieber Is Backstage After Concert*

JB: Alright, ladies, Ladies, Calm Down, Ill Sign Your Tits.

*Suddenly, A Shady Mom In the Corner Walks Up And Smacks JB*

JB: What The..! SECUR-

*The Mom Puts Her Hand Over Justin's Mouth*

Mom: *In Manly Voice* Hush, Pretty Boy. Ready?

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!

JB: Who The Hell Are YOU?

JUSTIN BIEBER!

Justin: huh?

VS!

*Beethoven Takes Off Wig, Wipes Off Make Up, And Rips Off Dress*

LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN!!!!!!!
BEGIN!

B:
I May Have Came In A Dress, But Your The Gay Guy Here!
I Can Play So Well, It'd Make Those Fan Girls Shed A Tear!
Ill Rip Out Your Vocal Chords, So Nobody Has To Suffer!
Out Of The Girl And The Guy, We Know Who's Tougher!
I Only Tracked You Down So I Could Lyrically destroy Again,
On Who Better To Pick On Than Someone Who Likes Men?
I Could Write A Symphony Before You Could Write A Lyric,
Your Rhyme Is Shit, My verses Are Completely Pyrrhic!

JB:
I Get Millions Of Girls, Every Single Day!
Ill Make This Bitch Pay! You Call Me Gay,
Yet Bach Knows Your Cock Size!
This Old Deaf Bitch Is About To Face Demise!
Dont Bag On Bieber Or Ill Have You Beaten!
No, Not By Me! By Usher! And He'll Have You Seated!
Ill Shout In Your Horn, And Make You Even More Useless, Dink!
I Even More Powerful Than This Geezer Thinks!

B:
Those Millions Of Girls Are All Twelve Years Old!
Watch It, Girl! Im Increasing My Power By Twofold!
Ill Hit this ****** So Hard, His Balls Might Even Drop!
Get Out, Because Ludwig FUCKING Beethoven Is On Top!

JB:
Take That Powdered Wig Off! You Look Like A Clown!
And You Sound More Worse Than Jay Sean Singing Down!
Ill Stomp Your Face In And Leave You On The Curb!
Gotta Go, Bitch, Im Recording For Phineas And Ferb!

WHO WON?!
WHOS NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPP ICRAPBATTLESOFHISTORY!!!!


JB: Baby Baby Baby, ooh![/spoiler:3dfua9ew]

04-24-2012, 07:43 PM
Same result of the first one lol

The Godfather
04-24-2012, 11:16 PM
When I saw Beethoven, I immediately said to myself "We all knew who won this battle!"

SuperRapz
04-25-2012, 07:54 PM
Vote In The Poll!

SuperRapz
04-26-2012, 12:36 AM
Tie so far ;)

BobbyBobber
04-26-2012, 04:56 PM
Come on Katniss vs Alex... WIN

SuperRapz
04-26-2012, 06:09 PM
Sorry Bobby, Looks Like Sheldon VS Hawking. But, ill Tell ya What, ill Release That After This One.

BobbyBobber
04-26-2012, 06:49 PM
Sorry Bobby, Looks Like Sheldon VS Hawking. But, ill Tell ya What, ill Release That After This One.
Yesssss! Thanks! :D You are the best.

SuperRapz
04-26-2012, 08:28 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHELDON COOPER!
VS!
STEPHEN HAWKING!
BEGIN!

SC:
Sheldon Lee Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D.
Sir, You've Come In A Chair. you Dont Frighten Me.
You Try To Rhyme, And You'l Be #1 On My List.
You Crazy Old man, get A Taste Of My Fist.
You Are My Idol, And I Do Respect that.
But Your Research Papers Could Be Used As My Door Mat.
Bazinga! Tell Me, How Did That Feel?
Im A Genius, While Your As Smart As A Seal.

SH:
You Have NO Idea What your Starting.
Your Research Is As Genius As A Baboon Farting.
I've Won More Awards Than You Can Count.
Sit Your Dumb Little Head And The Corner And Pout.
Its Wednesday, Shouldn't you Be Playing Halo?
Your More Of A Failure Than Amy Veilleux.
Thinking Of Spock Can Get You In The Mood.
Now Get The Hell Out, Before i Touch your Food.

SC:
Spock Getting Me In A Sexual Mood? What Are you Suggesting?
You Dont Even Make Sense. Maybe Your Brain Needs Testing.
Go Back To Copying Einstein, You Little Bitch.
Raj Gets More Love Than This Scientific Glitch.

SH:
Your Attempts Are Feeble, Little Cooper.
You Dont Believe My Research? You Must Be In Stupor.
Get Out, You Wimpy Little Nerd.
This Battle is over, And im the one preferred!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HIStory!

SH: wubwubwubwub I Can Do Dubstep Tooooo*Drop* WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH.

04-26-2012, 08:32 PM
Hawking was close.. But Cooper got it.

SuperRapz
04-26-2012, 11:59 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY!
KATNISS EVERDEEN!
VS!
ALEXANDER THE GREEEEAT!
BEGIN!


KE:
Katniss is The Name And Hunting Is My Game,
Im Here To Put This ****** To Shame!
Im Here Representin' District 12!
The Call me The Girl on Fire, Ill Call you An Elf!
After This You'll Disappear Like District 13!
Im A True Warrior, you Prance Like A Queen.
After This, Alex the Great Wont Be Feeling So Great!
Ill Show You Your True And Horrible Fate!

ATG:
HA, Get Back With Your Pussy Boyfriend And Die,
If You Think Ima Lose, Than Your Smarts Must Be Shy!
I've Conquered So Many Different Nations, Its Hard To Count!
This Battle Of Hell, In Which I Shall Surmount!
Aw, man, Too Bad You Couldn't Save Young District 6!
Ill Destroy Every District As The Time Ticks!
You Silly Little Girl, You Think you Can Hunt And Swim?
Well, Ill Show You How A REAL Hunter Does It, And Kill Prim.

KE:
You Wouldn't Dare Touch My Sister, Not A Single Hair.
Tell Me Alexander, Why Dont You Grow A Greek Pair?
And With That, Shove It Up Your Ass.
Your Gay, Man, And So Is the Greek mass.

ATG:
I CAPTURED ALL Of Mesopotamia!
You Suffered In A Game, From Hypothermia!
Ill Sting You, Like One Of Those Bees!
You'll Be Hallucinating As I Put Arrows In Your Knees!

WHO WON?!
WHOS NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EP EP EPI EPIC RA R RA Ah, fuck it... BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Peeta:
When i Walk Out The Bakery, This Is What I See.
Katniss Everdeen Is A'looking At Me
Got A Loaf In My Hand And Im Not Afraid To
Throw It, Throw It, Throw it, Throw It!
IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT!

Katniss: Sigh...

SuperRapz
04-27-2012, 12:12 AM
Opinions? PLEASE POST THEM. Oh, And, Does Anybody Have A Good Match-up For Vincent Price?

YellowNerd
04-27-2012, 12:12 AM
Katniss won i think.. for me lol :3

Price is the horror guy right?

SuperRapz
04-27-2012, 12:14 AM
Indeed, YN. He is One Of The Best Horror Movie Actors EVER.

YellowNerd
04-27-2012, 12:18 AM
Indeed, YN. He is One Of The Best Horror Movie Actors EVER.


Then... Best Horror Movie Actor vs. M. Night somethingmalan. (worst director >.>'')



[spoiler:230hi2zj]RANDOM JOKE TIME:
Why is it that Insect types are so strong against dark types?
>Well, Malaria seems to be fuckin' africa up.[/spoiler:230hi2zj]

BobbyBobber
04-27-2012, 02:32 PM
KE:
Katniss is The Name And Hunting Is My Game,
Im Here To Put This ****** To Shame!
Im Here Representin' District 12!
The Call me The Girl on Fire, Ill Call you An Elf!
After This You'll Disappear Like District 13!
Im A True Warrior, you Prance Like A Queen.
After This, Alex the Great Wont Be Feeling So Great!
Ill Show You Your True And Horrible Fate!

ATG:
HA, Get Back With Your p***y Boyfriend And Die,
If You Think Ima Lose, Than Your Smarts Must Be Shy!
I've Conquered So Many Different Nations, Its Hard To Count!
This Battle Of Hell, In Which I Shall Surmount!
Aw, man, Too Bad You Couldn't Save Young District 6!
Ill Destroy Every District As The Time Ticks!
You Silly Little Girl, You Think you Can Hunt And Swim?
Well, Ill Show You How A REAL Hunter Does It, And Kill Prim.

KE:
You Wouldn't Dare Touch My Sister, Not A Single Hair.
Tell Me Alexander, Why Dont You Grow A Greek Pair?
And With That, Shove It Up Your Ass.
Your Gay, Man, And So Is the Greek mass.

ATG:
I CAPTURED ALL Of Mesopotamia!
You Suffered In A Game, From Hypothermia!
Ill Sting You, Like One Of Those Bees!
You'll Be Hallucinating As I Put Arrows In Your Knees!

WHO WON?!
WHOS NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EP EP EPI EPIC RA R RA Ah, f**k it... BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

Peeta:
When i Walk Out The Bakery, This Is What I See.
Katniss Everdeen Is A'looking At Me
Got A Loaf In My Hand And Im Not Afraid To
Throw It, Throw It, Throw it, Throw It!
IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT!

Katniss: Sigh...
That was awesome. Peeta wins. :lawl: But Alex does win...

SuperRapz
04-27-2012, 10:08 PM
*SuperRapz Is Traveling Through An Abandoned City*

SR: This Place Seems Suspicious. Why Am I Here Anyway? He Could've Said in The Call...

*SR Sees A Shadow From Around The Corner*

SR: Hey! You! Did You Bring Me Here?!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!

*The Shadow Swiftly Scurries Off*

SUPERRAPZ!!!!

SR: Hey, Get Back Here!

VS!

*SR Tackles The Man*

SR: Who Are You...

*Dramatic Unmask*

SR: *Gasp*

APOLLO! JUSTIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!

BEGIN!



AJ:
look its the great and all mighty superrapz
well let me tell you folks your leader is a ghost with down-syndrome
who spends most of his time taking wumbo sized napzzzzzz
why don't you go back to riding Underdog's hotdogs!
you funny looking trog!
go back to watching porn on your ps3!
before i sting you like a bee!

SR:
Porn On My Ps3? You Dont Know What You're Talking About.
You Dont Realize What Your Getting Into, I Suggest You Back Out.
You've Gone Through So Many Names, And Almost As Many Groups!
Watch Out Son, This Will Count As Your Recoups!
Down Syndrome? What The f**k Are You Suggesting?
You Feeling Sick? Probably From the Pork Your Not Digesting.

AJ:
you need to shut up and go back to your house and hide
i hope you drink shampoo you silly little prick
you and MrGreg can both suck my dick!
why don't you get off the mic and get your dad some more beer
nobody wants to hang out with a white little queer!
then stab you and splatter your guts with my spear!
i think i've made my point clear?


SR:
f**k you, You Jewish Little Prick.
You Literally Would LOVE To Suck my Dick.
Ill b***h Slap You, As I Will Lynsey!
And Ill Tell you Off Like I Did Sydney!
Im Tired Of These Petty Insults, You Dont Know What Your Saying.
Ill Be Spitting FRESH Rhymes, While You Sit There Decaying.
You Cant Call me A Queer If Your Gonna be Bi.
Reading Your Shit Makes Me Wanna Cry...

*Apollo Justice Stops The Music*

SR: Wha.... Why Did You Stop?

AP: well, so i can finish you with my bare hands!

SR: Hahaha.... Good Thing I Know People...

*Havok Comes Out From the far Wall And Stands Behind SR*

Bobby: Good Luck Taking Him Down, While We're Here.

Dion: You Betcha!

Froggy: Yeah!

Others: *Nod*

AJ: *Clapping* smart man. good thing I know people.

*From the other wall, the brotherhood approaches, and GoB Jumps in front of AJ*

*AJ And SR Glare at each other furiosly*

*GoB/SR: ATTACK!

*Both Sides Start Fist-Fighting*

*To Be Continued*



Well, My Friends. Vote In The Poll Above On Who Should Win This War. ;)

SuperRapz
04-27-2012, 10:53 PM
Looks Like Xdom Is Winning.

Froggy
04-27-2012, 11:01 PM
Now it's a tie!

Moonjik
04-28-2012, 06:41 AM
Go Xdom!

Ultamite Blowup
04-28-2012, 08:44 AM
Dang, I chose Xdom...

04-28-2012, 11:28 AM
Hey didnt get a chance to vote but i choose havok

SuperRapz
04-28-2012, 01:43 PM
*Two Are Left Standing*

SR: Well, Looks Like This Is Going To HAVE To Happen.

GoB: For sure.

*SR Punches GoB*

GoB: Hahaha. Bye, SR.

*GoB Roundhouse Kicks SR*

*SR Is On One Knee*

SR: GoB, Does It Have To End This Way?

GoB: *Laugh*

*SNAP*

SuperRapz
04-28-2012, 10:31 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
LEONARDO DA VINCI!
VS!
THOMAS! EDISOOOOOOON!
BEGIN!

TE:
The Name Is Edison, And Your About To Be Destroyed!
My Expertise Rhymes, There Like I've Taken A Lyrical Steroid!
Im Responsible For Today's World, Cause I Went The Extra Mile!
You Painted Some Dumb Bitch that Couldn't Smile!
Get Back To Your Renaissance, Nobody Needs you!
Why Should I Try, When I Don't Even Need To?
Ill Take Your Last Supper, And Ill Rip It To Pieces!
Now Go Back To Vinci, As Your Popularity Decreases.

LDV:
La tua testa Ť lucida come i miei capolavori!
For The Love Of God, This Is Gonna Be Gory!
You, Sir, Cant Compare To My Art!
You're Like Justin Bieber! Im Like Descartes!
I Invented A Copter, Calculator AND Tank!
You Had Like, 3 Inventions, And Married Two Skanks!
Your A Cheap Ass Knock Off Henry Ford,
Your Stuff Is So Stupid, While Im Off The Board!

TE:
Ha. That Verse Was Weaker Than Your Art.
Bitch, I Have More Material Than A la carte!
Im Like Michelangelo With The Flow, Picasso With The Holler!
If Im Such A Failure, Why Was I on The Silver Dollar?!

LDV:
Cagna, I Could Beat Your Culo In A Second!
Ill Break You, Maybe That'll Give You Some Flection.
Ill Take Your Nobel Prize, And Shove It Up Your Backside!
Ill Smash you, And Use Your Camera To Stream it Worldwide!

WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!

*Thomas Is Looking At the Mona Lisa*

TE: Still Dont See A Smile >:|

Faker
04-29-2012, 12:04 AM
Can I do a battle with you?

SuperRapz
04-29-2012, 12:23 AM
Sure.

Faker
04-29-2012, 12:26 AM
Which one should I do?

04-29-2012, 12:27 AM
Can we do a 3 part battle?

SuperRapz
04-29-2012, 12:36 AM
Can we do a 3 part battle?
Er... I Guess You Could Do My Second Verse. Sure.

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 12:47 AM
Someone reminde to do Joan of Arc vs.... Uh, somebody suggest something!!!

05-04-2012, 04:00 PM
Linday Lohan?

Faker
05-04-2012, 04:10 PM
Napoleon or Toussaint?

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 06:19 PM
Linday Lohan?
I Love This. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I Also Wanted To Write A Star Wars Battle, Because its Star Wars Day.

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

Froggy
05-04-2012, 06:21 PM
Linday Lohan?
I Love This. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I Also Wanted To Write A Star Wars Battle, Because its Star Wars Day.

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
Princess Leia (Intergalactic Princess) vs. Kate (forget last name...england princess)

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 06:23 PM
Linday Lohan?
I Love This. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I Also Wanted To Write A Star Wars Battle, Because its Star Wars Day.

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
Princess Leia (Intergalactic Princess) vs. Kate (forget last name...england princess)
Good Idea! I'll Get On Em Both ;p

Froggy
05-04-2012, 06:25 PM
Linday Lohan?
I Love This. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I Also Wanted To Write A Star Wars Battle, Because its Star Wars Day.

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!
Princess Leia (Intergalactic Princess) vs. Kate (forget last name...england princess)
Good Idea! I'll Get On Em Both ;p
Okay! haha, can't believe i forgot her name. >.<

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 07:00 PM
(All references Are Capitalized.)

[spoiler:22ljgky2]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!
JOAN OF ARC!
VS!
LINDSAY LOHAAAAAAAN!
BEGIN!


J:
Who&#39;s here is the dopest? Not you!
Tell me Lohan, why cant you Get A Clue?
Running into me? Just Your Luck!
face it, honey, you suck!
Why dont you get back to That Ugly Ass Car,
get on your shrooms and PRETEND that your a star!
You&#39;re just a Marilyn Monroe wannabe, you make me hurl!
If your disses are as horrible as your looks, you aren&#39;t such a mean girl.

L:
You bitch, get back to Attacking New Orleans!
I dont care about any of your disses on my scenes,
Your honestly forgetting all my best work!
12 different awards, so wipe of your smirk!
Your looks are even Freakier Than That Friday,
And your combat skills are those of a Baby&#39;s. (make it rhyme, lol.)
I&#39;ll tell you now, Joan, your not worth half my time!
After this, not a penny to your name, let alone A Dime!

J:
HA, your rhymes are worse than The Parent Trap!
I wouldn&#39;t of entered this battle, if i knew i&#39;da put up with your crap!
Look at you, your dazed and confused!
I can almost tell that in your childhood, you were misused.
Go to rehab, give it a twirl,
This battle just got A Little More Personal!

L:
Bitch, please, I could beat you in one take!
Ill tie you up, and Burn you At The Stake!

*Lindsay Eats a mushroom*

I cna&#39;t believe you suck tihs badly!
Im sptiting rymes soh mdly...
My language is coming back, your not my defeata!
Hey, did i ever tell you how much i like pizza?..

WOH WNO?!
WSHO NXET?!
YUO DEDICE!
EPCI RPA BATLES OF HITSORY...

Joan: Whats Wrong With the Announcer?

Lohan: Oh, i Slipped Him Some Shrooms.

Lloyd: Lindsay!!! LOOK AT ME! You Have To Pay Attention! Now, the Heroin is Quite A Lot...[/spoiler:22ljgky2]

;) Did Anyone Else Like That Ending? And The Gag? Please Comment Below!

YellowNerd
05-04-2012, 07:01 PM
(All references Are Capitalized.)

[spoiler:gwh4wdkr]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!
JOAN OF ARC!
VS!
LINDSAY LOHAAAAAAAN!
BEGIN!


J:
Who&#39;s here is the dopest? Not you!
Tell me Lohan, why cant you Get A Clue?
Running into me? Just Your Luck!
face it, honey, you suck!
Why dont you get back to That Ugly Ass Car,
get on your shrooms and PRETEND that your a star!
You&#39;re just a Marilyn Monroe wannabe, you make me hurl!
If your disses are as horrible as your looks, you aren&#39;t such a mean girl.

L:
You b***h, get back to Attacking New Orleans!
I dont care about any of your disses on my scenes,
Your honestly forgetting all my best work!
12 different awards, so wipe of your smirk!
Your looks are even Freakier Than That Friday,
And your combat skills are those of a Baby&#39;s. (make it rhyme, lol.)
I&#39;ll tell you now, Joan, your not worth half my time!
After this, not a penny to your name, let alone A Dime!

J:
HA, your rhymes are worse than The Parent Trap!
I wouldn&#39;t of entered this battle, if i knew i&#39;da put up with your crap!
Look at you, your dazed and confused!
I can almost tell that in your childhood, you were misused.
Go to rehab, give it a twirl,
This battle just got A Little More Personal!

L:
b***h, please, I could beat you in one take!
Ill tie you up, and Burn you At The Stake!

*Lindsay Eats a mushroom*

I cna&#39;t believe you suck tihs badly!
Im sptiting rymes soh mdly...
My language is coming back, your not my defeata!
Hey, did i ever tell you how much i like pizza?..

WOH WNO?!
WSHO NXET?!
YUO DEDICE!
EPCI RPA BATLES OF HITSORY...

Joan: Whats Wrong With the Announcer?

Lohan: Oh, i Slipped Him Some Shrooms.

Lloyd: Lindsay!!! LOOK AT ME! You Have To Pay Attention! Now, the Heroin is Quite A Lot...[/spoiler:gwh4wdkr]

;) Did Anyone Else Like That Ending? And The Gag? Please Comment Below!


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/troll_approval.gif

dat battle

dat ending

dat perfect.

Froggy
05-04-2012, 07:03 PM
Very sweet! Joan won!

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 07:04 PM
Thank you, YN. :) Means A Lot!

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 07:05 PM
Oh, Thanks Froggy! IMO Lindsay Won.. Better Flow :ashamed:

Froggy
05-04-2012, 07:06 PM
Oh, Thanks Froggy! IMO Lindsay Won.. Better Flow :ashamed:
I thought Lindsay was very good as well. Well, any character you play is good. ;)

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 07:06 PM
Oh, Thanks Froggy! IMO Lindsay Won.. Better Flow :ashamed:
I thought Lindsay was very good as well. Well, any character you play is good. ;)
'DAWWWWWWW.

YellowNerd
05-04-2012, 07:10 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scarjo_popcorn.gif

Free time today hm... Read all of SuperRapz's battles!


and some other forumers stuff >.>

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 07:13 PM
Did You Enjoy Them, YN?

YellowNerd
05-04-2012, 07:16 PM
Did You Enjoy Them, YN?


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dwayne-the-rock-johnson_likes_it.gif

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 07:18 PM
Not Sure If Yes Or No. Anyway, I Surpassed 2000 Posts.

YellowNerd
05-04-2012, 07:19 PM
Not Sure If Yes Or No. Anyway, I Surpassed 2000 Posts.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll98d4lWfc1qfozz6.gif

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 08:18 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!
PRINCESS LEIA!
VS!
KATE MIDDLETON!
BEGIN!

PL:
You Couldn't Defeat me If your Life Depended On it, So,
My Father May be Vader, But You'll Be Screaming No!
Quit your Bitching And Get Back To UNICEF,
How Does it Feel To Know Your New Family's Inbred?
I'll Shoot You With My Blaster and We'll Call it A Day,
I'd Shoot Your Husband, Too, But I SUPPORT Gays.
You're A Princess? This World Makes Me Sick.
Get Back Behind The Blanket And Suck your Husbands DICK!

KM:
Your One To Talk About Being Inbred,
When There Was Nearly A Whole MOVIE about You And Luke In Bed.
You Trashy Whore, Get Back With Big Ol' Jabba!
Too Bad It Was You Who Caused the Death Of Your Momma!
Your Not A Jedi, So You Cant Do Shit!
Fair Not, Is It? Pay Your Father A Visit!
Your Not Even Worth My Minutes, So I'll Do You A Favor
Go Back And Put Your Stupid Mother Out Of Child Labor.

PL:
Oh, So This Bitch Decided To "Strike Back"?
You Look Literally Like A Piece Of Crap.
I Dont Need The Force in Order To Kick your Ass,
When you Were Walking the Aisle, I Bet Your Father looked At Your Ass!

KM:
Your As Much Of A Loser As The Queen,
Wait, your Fake, You Dont Even Know What I Mean!
Ill Blow You Up, Like That Stupid Ball of Your Dads!
You Can Go And Suck His Robot GONADS!

WHO WON?!
WHOS NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE?!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!

I Cant Think Of An Ending. So Here is A Picture Of Rick Moranis:

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRWWUSb5wTYpNX2t89MxW522pWGbi17i d06XhLvsHlqFvoc4JGV5g

SuperRapz
05-04-2012, 08:28 PM
Opinions? I ALWAYS Want opinions.

SuperRapz
05-05-2012, 07:02 PM
Anyone >.<

Froggy
05-05-2012, 07:27 PM
It was very good! I think Leia won! :)

YellowNerd
05-05-2012, 07:29 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll98d4lWfc1qfozz6.gif

SuperRapz
05-05-2012, 07:30 PM
THANK YOU, Froggy. And YN, How Could You Use The Same GIF... TWICE?

YellowNerd
05-05-2012, 07:31 PM
And YN, How Could You Use The Same GIF... TWICE?

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/well-fuck-your-shit-gif.gif

SuperRapz
05-08-2012, 08:04 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/34ihkz8.png

SuperRapz
05-09-2012, 06:30 PM
Anyone Wanna Guess? XD


wubwubwubwubwubwub And thats your hint ;)

Froggy
05-09-2012, 06:31 PM
Anyone Wanna Guess? XD


wubwubwubwubwubwub And thats your hint ;)
can we have some hints?

nobody
05-09-2012, 06:32 PM
Anyone Wanna Guess? XD


wubwubwubwubwubwub And thats your hint ;)
can we have some hints?
Yeah... We need hints...

SuperRapz
05-09-2012, 06:32 PM
Quote My Last Post. There Is A Hint In There. Oh, Bugs.

The Godfather
05-09-2012, 08:53 PM
Mel Blanc vs. a pirate.

Spars
05-09-2012, 08:59 PM
He is using at least one person for the second time.

SuperRapz
05-09-2012, 09:02 PM
He is using at least one person for the second time.
Nope. But, Dont DROP Trying...

YellowNerd
05-09-2012, 09:04 PM
Skrillex?

The Godfather
05-09-2012, 09:13 PM
Flux Pavillion

deadmau5

Dubstep Freak: OMG DADMAUSE IS NOT DUBSTEP. WHY YOU SO STUPID!

SuperRapz
05-09-2012, 09:44 PM
Flux Pavillion

deadmau5

Dubstep Freak: OMG DADMAUSE IS NOT DUBSTEP. WHY YOU SO STUPID!


No.


Skrillex?

That's One :D What Does Skrillex Drop? Bass. Who's A Famous Bass Player? [Answer]

SuperRapz
05-09-2012, 11:34 PM
DAMN IT. Im Bored...


http://i45.tinypic.com/10p2fjo.png

YellowNerd
05-09-2012, 11:36 PM
Post-tits already!

SuperRapz
05-09-2012, 11:48 PM
Nah, i dont wanna be banned .-.

The Godfather
05-10-2012, 12:39 AM
When are you going to release this battle? It sounds so epically epic!

SuperRapz
05-10-2012, 12:47 AM
Not so sure. Tommorow.

SuperRapz
05-10-2012, 07:16 PM
Sorry Jake. XD You Would Be A Good Skrillex, But I Wanna Do This one Alone.

SuperRapz
05-10-2012, 08:17 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY....!
PAUL MCCARTNEY!
VERSUS!
........ SKRILLLLLLLLLEeEEEXXX!
BEGIN!

S:
MY. NAME. IS. SKRILLEX. Your Just Another Beetle,
Im Dropping These rhyme Like Im God Damn Medieval!
Get Back To Your Meditation, Or Doing Some Drugs,
Listening To Your Bullshit Makes Me Need Earplugs!

PM:
STOP! That Was So Bad It Wasn&#39;t Even Funny,
Get Some Musical Talent, Skrillex! Or Should I Say Sonny?!
Ill Smack That Horrible Hair-don&#39;t Off of Your Head,
Ill Beat You So bad, You&#39;ll wish to be dead!
Which, Can Be Arranged, As A Matter Of Fact,
You Cant Touch Me, Not Even The Clothes on My back!
Ill Take My Instruments, And Smash In your Face!
Why Don&#39;t you Just get Outta here, And "drop the bass"?

S:
I Will Drop The Bass! Right On Your Fucking head!
Dont Ever Call me Sonny, or you&#39;ll be Dead, As you Said.
*Beat Drops*
Aw, Shit, Now Im Going Chuck Norris,
My Sounds Are So Good, They Dont NEED A Chorus,
By the Time This Battle Is Over, Ill Be One Of Your Greatest Fears,
Listening To You Makes me Wanna Cover My Ears, Go back To Writing Songs About Your Tears!

PM:
That Shit you Call Music Sounds Like deadmau5 and a printer had a baby together,
Your Noise Causes Trauma, My Plucks Are As Soothing As A Feather!
You Ignorant, Annoying Emo Whore!
Get Back To Ripping Off Nightcore!!!!

WHO WON?!
WHO&#39;S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPPPPPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
*Skrillex Drops Bass*

PM: MY EARS! THEY&#39;RE BLEEDING![/spoiler:145kwb45]

The Godfather
05-10-2012, 08:24 PM
Skrillex, his raps seemed more fluid, especially after he *dropped the bass*.

BBC7
05-11-2012, 10:04 PM
Medusa vs Solid Snake

SuperRapz
05-11-2012, 10:08 PM
Medusa vs Solid Snake
:laugh: Consider It Done.

05-11-2012, 10:51 PM
Skillet vs Master Chef..

SuperRapz
05-12-2012, 12:29 AM
[spoiler:1k4s7tfc]EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
SOLID SNAKE!
VS!
MEDUSA!
BEGIN!

SS:
Solid Snake Here, Reporting In For Duty.
Seeing Your Ugly Face Has Got Me Feeling Shooty.
Been Kicking Ass Since Back In 1987,
Ill Kill This Bitch And She&#39;ll Go To Greek Heaven!
C&#39;mon, A 13 Year old Beat You In Half A Minute!
It&#39;ll Only Take Seconds For Me To Finish It!
Medusa, Face It, Im your Greatest Fear,
And Tell me, What Happens When you Look In A Mirror?

M:
Oh, Pleassse, Your Just Another big fake!
Why Dont You Go Back, Drink Up Liquid Snake?
I Maybe A Gorgon, But your Just Hideousss,
And over Half Worse than Inssidiouss!
I&#39;ll Choke You With Your Own Bandanna,
And Picture It, Sssend It To The Commanda!
You Aren&#39;t Even Cool Anymore, Ssso Hold The Phone!
With One Damn LOOK You&#39;ll Be Turned into Ssstone!

SS:
Im A Stealthy Ass Assassin, You&#39;re Nothing To me!
Ill Cut Your Head Off Like Hydra&#39;s, You&#39;ll See!
Your Ugly Little Snakes Are Soon To Be Cut,
Im A GOD, Your Just Aphrodite&#39;s Slut!

M:
Ssserioussly? im A Monster!
You&#39;re A Damn Box Imposster!
You give Agents A Bad name,
Stay In The Shadows, Ill Accept my Fame!

WHO WON
WHO&#39;S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEpicrapbattlesofhistory!

*Snake Gets Frozen by Medusa*

SNAKE? SNAKE?! NOOOOOOOOOOO![/spoiler:1k4s7tfc]

Spars
05-12-2012, 12:38 AM
Medusa won. You should do Santa vs Grinch :)

SuperRapz
05-12-2012, 12:40 AM
Medusa won. You should do Santa vs Grinch :)
I Suppose it Could Be Done.



"Just Like My Heart, Your Dick is 3x Too Small!
I'll Cook Up Your Reindeer, Rudolph And All."

Spars
05-12-2012, 12:41 AM
Medusa won. You should do Santa vs Grinch :)
I Suppose it Could Be Done.



"Just Like My Heart, Your Dick is 3x Too Small!
I'll Cook Up Your Reindeer, Rudolph And All."

DOOO ITTTTTTT!!!!!!

SuperRapz
05-12-2012, 01:12 AM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
SANTA CLAUS!
...
VERSUS!
...
.....
THE! GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH!
BEGIN!

SC:
Oh, you&#39;re A Mean One Mister Grinch,
Too Bad I Could Kill this Motherfucker In A Pinch!
Looks Like Your Getting Coal This Year,
Actually, How Bout I Just Hit You With my Reindeer?
And Not that Wannabe Dog That you Dressed Up,
You Fucking Loner, You Probably Raped That Pup.
You Seem like A Pedophile gettin lil mary lou, Sex Slave?
I Can Just hear it Now, "Hey Mary, i Got Some Candy In My Cave"!

G:
HA! I&#39;ll Smack The Rosy Red off Of Your Cheeks!
You Call me A Pedo, When You Spy on Kids For Weeks,
And Weeks, And Weeks! Your A Creep!
Why Do You Watch Me When im Asleep?!
Just Like My Heart, Your Dick is Three Sizes Too Small!
How Do You Pleasure Ms. Clause? its like 1cm tall.
I&#39;ll Make Your Nose Light Up Like Rudolph&#39;s, Dumb Deer!
Or Maybe Ill Treat you Like The Cow You Are, And Give your Ass A Sear!

SC:
Take Your Small Heart, And Shove It Up Your Ass!
Your Green With Envy! And that Sear? yeah, I&#39;ll Pass.
You Look Like An Oompa Loompa Had Sex With A Gremlin,
I&#39;ll Stomp You Out, That Should Keep You From Meddlin&#39;!

G:
Meddling? What Is This, Scooby-Doo?
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue!
You&#39;re About As Dumb As Sam I Am,
But Damn, You LOOK Like Uncle Sam!


WHO WON?
WHO&#39;S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYY![/spoiler:37ig4lyi]

Spars
05-12-2012, 01:45 AM
GRIIINNNCCCHHHH!

SuperRapz
05-12-2012, 01:48 AM
GRIIINNNCCCHHHH!
DID YOU LIEK?!

Spars
05-12-2012, 02:10 AM
YESSSSSSS YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY BATTLES TOO WHY ARE WE TALKING IN ALL CAPS!?!?

SuperRapz
05-12-2012, 02:32 AM
I'LL DO THAT. WHY ARE WE?

Spars
05-12-2012, 02:36 AM
IM CONFUSED

SuperRapz
05-15-2012, 07:03 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/bg1gkx.png

Hopefully I Didnt Make it TOO Obvious.

The Godfather
05-15-2012, 08:07 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/bg1gkx.png

Hopefully I Didnt Make it TOO Obvious.
Rosa Parks vs. Harriet Tubman

SuperRapz
05-15-2012, 09:22 PM
Good Job, That Guy :p

tnlarel
05-15-2012, 10:50 PM
Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rodrick Heffley

That one would be interesting.

SuperRapz
05-15-2012, 10:52 PM
Ozzy Osbourne vs. Rodrick Heffley

That one would be interesting.
YES

05-16-2012, 05:26 PM
Hiro Nakamura vs Aqua-Man?