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Ultamite Blowup
03-12-2012, 03:32 PM
This is where we will post our battles raps, where the 3 of us contributed in some way.
WE DO NOT TAKE SUGGESTIONS!!!!


Completed:
Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
Seigfried and Roy vs Tigger (feat. SaneButStrange)
Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler
Jack Sparrow vs Edward Cullen

Coming Soon(in order):
Aslan vs Simba
Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great
Ghandi vs Mother Theresa
Stephen King and Edgar Allen Poe vs Steven Spielberg and George Lucas (feat. Ash Ketchum and playingwiththepeasant)
Voltaire vs Voltaire

Hope you enjoy! :hearts: -UB

Ash Ketchum
03-12-2012, 03:48 PM
Where's Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin?

Ultamite Blowup
03-12-2012, 04:05 PM
I'm typing it

Moonjik
03-12-2012, 04:13 PM
I'm typing it
Yay!

Ultamite Blowup
03-12-2012, 04:20 PM
I'd prefer to see Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
(to the beat of bros. vs bros.)
FAAN MAADE RRRRAP BATTLLLLES

Darwin
vs
Ash Ketchum
BEGIN
Darwin:
They call me Charles Darwin
You date girls that aren't charmin
After this battle you'll be frickin starvin
Cause tonight Abe Lincoln's got my back Abe: Got his back
Darwin: For each pokemon you gotta study 450 facts
I'm the real inventor here, you're a ripoff of my crap
You can't think in your head, you have to go and get a map
I'm eating owls for breakfast and I don't give a frick
You be searchin round Kanto for pokemon ticks!
Ketchum:
I'm Ash Ketchum and I have awesome allies
This is the best time to say good bye
You'll be running away with the murder unsolved
You call me fake? I'm the one to REALLY EVOLVE
You couldn't be a doctor cause you couldn't look at blood
I'll teach you! Is that understood?
Now go and grab your horse saddle
I win pokemon battles
You never entered a tournament
Now watch me burn that grin
Darwin:
Let's settle this the way I did! Like British!
I'll take that rat animal and chop him into spinach
I bet Gary is cheering for me! Gladly!
You couldn't get a starter, you got a fatty
You think beating me is the best way?
Even Pikachu is yelling not today
Ketchum:
Whoa! Pikachu is my pal!
With a Thundershock, he'll make you scream ow
I had a goal, and succeeded
What things have you completed?
I'm looking, wait! You're a natural selection!
How does it feel to part of the loser infection?
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
POST YOUR REVIEWS BELOW AND STAY TUNED TO FMRB #2

Moonjik
03-12-2012, 04:22 PM
(to the beat of bros. vs bros.)

FAAN MAADE RRRRAP BATTLLLLES

Darwin
vs
Ash Ketchum
BEGIN
Darwin:
They call me Charles Darwin
You date girls that aren't charmin
After this battle you'll be frickin starvin
Cause tonight Abe Lincoln's got my back Abe: Got his back
Darwin: For each pokemon you gotta study 450 facts
I'm the real inventor here, you're a ripoff of my crap
You can't think in your head, you have to go and get a map
I'm eating owls for breakfast and I don't give a frick
You be searchin round Kanto for pokemon ticks!
Ketchum:
I'm Ash Ketchum and I have awesome allies
This is the best time to say good bye
You'll be running away with the murder unsolved
You call me fake? I'm the one to REALLY EVOLVE
You couldn't be a doctor cause you couldn't look at blood
I'll teach you! Is that understood?
Now go and grab your horse saddle
I win pokemon battles
You never entered a tournament
Now watch me burn that grin
Darwin:
Let's settle this the way I did! Like British!
I'll take that rat animal and chop him into spinach
I bet Gary is cheering for me! Gladly!
You couldn't get a starter, you got a fatty
You think beating is the best way?
Even Pikachu is yelling not today
Ketchum:
Whoa! Pikachu is my pal!
With a Thundershock, he'll make you scream ow
I had a goal, and succeeded
What things have you completed?
I'm looking, wait! You're a natural selection!
How does it feel to part of the loser infection?
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
POST YOUR REVIEWS BELOW AND STAY TUNED TO FMRB #2

Darwin so won! He's the evo boss.

Froggy
03-12-2012, 04:33 PM
I love it!!! I think it's a tie. (i really liked Ash though)

Ultamite Blowup
03-12-2012, 04:38 PM
Two things
Make sure to vote
and What were your favorite lines?

03-12-2012, 04:39 PM
Darwin FTW!!!

03-12-2012, 04:40 PM
I liked the 450 facts and ripoff of crap part.

BBC7
03-12-2012, 04:41 PM
Darwin beat that stupid little kid. Me, being a Pokemon fan, would know that Ash is only in the anime and in the games, he is referred to as Red.

Ultamite Blowup
03-13-2012, 09:25 PM
Sad no one is voting : (

Ultamite Blowup
03-13-2012, 09:36 PM
Now accepting collabs thats on a different topic

Ultamite Blowup
04-10-2012, 01:33 PM
Seigfrid and Roy vs Tigger.

That would be epic.
(To the beat of Chief vs Leonidas)
Fan Made Rap Battles!
Siegfried
Vs
Tigger
Begin!
Siegfried:
Siegfried!
You will die!
You're so dumb you'll end up getting a black eye!
I'll kick you in the face,
Show you who's the one with a disgrace,
I perform showcases with lions and tigers
And tonight you won't become a fighter!
You sing like Justin Bieber covered in orange
Causing pain to everyone's ears, with freaking carnage
I had a show from 1990 to 2003.
Give up now Tigger. YOU. SHALL. SEE!

Tigger:
I. Am. Tigger.
Don't mess around for your sweats are getting bigger
I look like a tiger
You are high on fiber
I've never been a lier
While you were sitting at home playing with magic
I took a bouncing to Roy's house and he said "oh, how tragic!"
Your ugly face should never be featured in my books
So go back to LoserTown, and play with your NOOK.

Roy(SaneButStrange):
Look at this striped moron, he is such a phony
We'll make you scream while you yell SARMOTI!
What the frick are you? Are you supposed to be unstoppable?
You're a puppet idiot, now go home, you're messing with the masters of impossible!

Tigger:
Wow Roy, that's your verse?
I've seen bad, but you've done the worst!
I'll bounce on your heads, it's lots of fun,
Show me your small guns
I'm the only one!
Where did you bozos come from?

Who Won?
You Decide!
Post your comments and stay tuned to FMRB III!

P.S. Kudos to SBS for playing Roy. He did great considering he had no idea who he was. :D

YellowNerd
04-10-2012, 01:36 PM
http://www.court-records.net/animation4/hobo-bench%28b%29.gif

That was awesome!

Ultamite Blowup
04-10-2012, 07:49 PM
If only more people looked at this

B.S.B
04-10-2012, 07:49 PM
*more whining about how mines is unpopular too*

Dan
04-10-2012, 08:07 PM
That was really good indeed :D

Ash Ketchum
04-11-2012, 02:45 PM
Pretty good

Ultamite Blowup
04-11-2012, 02:48 PM
Hey belgian and Wright, could you collab in a battle? Details are on another page

Ultamite Blowup
04-12-2012, 07:28 PM
Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler, lol :pimp:
(To the beat of Hitler vs Vader 2)

Fan Made Rap Battles!
Andy Kaufman
Vs
Jerry Lawler
BEGIN!

Kaufman:
Oh look! You're here! I've waisted my time!
Let me flick you out like one of my dimes
You're brother of the Hulk, I'm an entertainer
Tell this battle to your ladies, let me be the explainer
Winning is Charlie's thing, losing is yours!
I have better rhymes and moves than you, x4!
I'll smoke bomb you as one of my pranks
For you have less fans, shoutout to Hank!
My career was a cult, yours was death
So stop smoking buttloads of meth!

Lawler:
As always in compititions, I'm better at it
You brought me in this trap and I'll shove you in the attic
I'm a professional wrestler, with so much strength
Does being skinny affect your length?
I'm signed to WWE, I'm a superstar!
You auditioned to be a drive a taxi! No wonder no one knows who you are!
Wait a minute! Why are we rapping again?
Oh yeah! It's for me to teach you a lesson!
I commentate the best in Memphis History!
This is your loss, and my victory!

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
POST YOUR COMMENTS BELOW AND STAY TUNED TO FMRB IV!

YellowNerd
04-12-2012, 08:15 PM
[quote="ZoroarkPKMN and Top-Hattington":19yljhrd]
Andy Kaufman vs Jerry Lawler, lol :pimp:
(To the beat of Hitler vs Vader 2)

Fan Made Rap Battles!
Andy Kaufman
Vs
Jerry Lawler
BEGIN!

Kaufman:
Oh look! You're here! I've waisted my time!
Let me flick you out like one of my dimes
You're brother of the Hulk, I'm an entertainer
Tell this battle to your ladies, let me be the explainer
Winning is Charlie's thing, losing is yours!
I have better rhymes and moves than you, x4!
I'll smoke bomb you as one of my pranks
For you have less fans, shoutout to Hank!
My career was a cult, yours was death
So stop smoking buttloads of meth!

Lawler:
As always in compititions, I'm better at it
You brought me in this trap and I'll shove you in the attic
I'm a professional wrestler, with so much strength
Does being skinny affect your length?
I'm signed to WWE, I'm a superstar!
You auditioned to be a drive a taxi! No wonder no one knows who you are!
Wait a minute! Why are we rapping again?
Oh yeah! It's for me to teach you a lesson!
I commentate the best in Memphis History!
This is your loss, and my victory!

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
POST YOUR COMMENTS BELOW AND STAY TUNED TO FMRB IV![/quote:19yljhrd]


Epic, Lawler won! (I'm biased to wwe :P ahaha jk) anyway

do a rap with MJ vs. EP beat

Ultamite Blowup
04-12-2012, 08:17 PM
That's exactly what I'm doing

Froggy
04-12-2012, 08:57 PM
Sweet! Lawler won.

Ultamite Blowup
04-16-2012, 07:04 PM
Jack Sparrow vs Edward Cullen
Pirate vs Vampire, the 2 things every teen is obsessed with these days.
(To the beat of Presly vs Jackson)

Fan Made Rap Battles

Jack Sparrow
Vs
Edward Cullen
BEGIN!

Sparrow:
Oh it's you, I was expecting the pony
After all, it's me that PWNS the phonies
I have a better, children's book series
As the public agrees, you have the worst theories!
I'll be here to Break your Dawn
Why am I here? Let's stop this little song
I'm On, Stranger Tides better swim away!
You'll always be the one to boo! ow,
You just got served like KA-POW!

Ultamite Blowup
04-16-2012, 09:25 PM
Jack Sparrow vs Edward Cullen
Pirate vs Vampire, the two thing teens are into these days
(To the beat of Presly vs Jackson)

Fan Made Rap Battles

Jack Sparrow
Vs
Edward Cullen
BEGIN!

Sparrow:
Oh it's you, I was expecting the pony
After all it is me that PW!NS the phonies
I have a better childrens book series
As the public agrees, you have the worst theories
I'll be here, to Break your Dawn
Why am I here let's stop this little song
I'm On, Stranger Tides better run away
As always Twilight is worse than Green Bay!
You'll be the one to boo, ouch
You just got served like KA-POW!

Cullen:
It's about time you stopped doing your worst
There is a line for coolness, and I'm first
Stand still, and I'll give you a Twilight
Everything you do ends up in a fight
Once you have your Dead Man's Chest, I be looking for gold
For I am Edward Cullen, the brave and the bold!
I am a vampire you're a terrorist
Just shut up and take some Sierra Mist!
Put down that sword and shut yo mouth
If you want Davy Jones he's out in the south

Sparrow:
Why do you think vamps are best?
If you wanna try, put your actual skills to the test
I'm made from an freaking awsome theme park
You're made from a mexican fart!
You're screaming mommy! I'm yelling put down that torch
If you wanna die, step on a womans porch

Cullen:
*gasps and walks away in shock*


WHO WON
YOU DECIDE!
Post your reviews blelow and stay tuned to FMRB V!

Ultamite Blowup
04-19-2012, 06:50 AM
Anone?

The Godfather
04-19-2012, 08:43 AM
I'll be here, to Break your Dawn
Why am I here let's stop this little song
I'm On, Stranger Tides better run away

I am a vampire you're a terrorist
Just shut up and take some Sierra Mist!
Put down that sword and shut yo mouth
If you want Davy Jones he's out in the south



Cullen:
*gasps and walks away in shock*




My favourite lines. I think personally Jack Sparrow won because he's Jack Sparrow. Come check out my rap battles too.

Ultamite Blowup
04-19-2012, 03:15 PM
I'll be here, to Break your Dawn
Why am I here let's stop this little song
I'm On, Stranger Tides better run away

I am a vampire you're a terrorist
Just shut up and take some Sierra Mist!
Put down that sword and shut yo mouth
If you want Davy Jones he's out in the south



Cullen:
*gasps and walks away in shock*




My favourite lines. I think personally Jack Sparrow won because he's Jack Sparrow. Come check out my rap battles too.
I was checking yesterday. They're great ;)

Ultamite Blowup
04-19-2012, 05:32 PM
Let's play a game called "Hide and Seek: UB's Lyric edition". It's where I ask you a question that has to do searching on the forum, and the first two responses to get it right wins 4 lines to the next battle for everyone to see. Now, we'll play this every 5 battles, and the questions will be from each session, in order. Now, the question for Contests + Free Stuff:

Have I entered any contests? And if I did how many?
May the seeking be with you

04-19-2012, 05:44 PM
whens it start

Ultamite Blowup
04-19-2012, 05:46 PM
whens it start
Whens what start? If you're talking about the contests, it already started.
And the next two responses not these two.

04-19-2012, 05:48 PM
Jack Sparrow

Dan
04-19-2012, 06:33 PM
When are my lines due to? :P
Sorry 4 the delay.

Ultamite Blowup
04-19-2012, 08:54 PM
0/2 got it correct! Sorry, try again next time. and pwtp, You can get started, for it is a upcoming battle

04-19-2012, 08:56 PM
Crap! i thought the poll was the question!

Ultamite Blowup
04-19-2012, 09:10 PM
Crap! i thought the poll was the question!
The question was "How many contests have I entered?"

Ultamite Blowup
04-20-2012, 04:55 PM
Does anyone have a beat for me to use?

Ultamite Blowup
04-22-2012, 07:12 AM
No one?

Ultamite Blowup
06-15-2012, 10:26 AM
No one has a beat for me to use?