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I know Donald Trump isn't president but he's running so I'm counting "Donald Trump kissed and groped former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani dressed in drag" as a presidential fact

This is a children's book about George Washington's slaves baking him a birthday cake

more republicans yaaaay

Young Rand Paul (Kentucky Senator and son of Ron Paul):

His real name is Randal apparently

Young John Kasich (Governor of Ohio):

I heard his name a lot before I actually knew how it was spelled

Young ...

Time to get started on the like 20+ something Republicans running for President

Let's do it in order of poll numbers, starting with you know who

Young Donald Trump at a military academy:

He did not serve in Vietnam though, allegedly because of a physical problem
There's some controversy there that I really don't care about

Donald Trump ...

I guess today we'll do Democrats

Young Hillary Clinton:

Can you even imagine Hillary Clinton as a teenager

Young Bernie Sanders:

This was when he was an active member of the Civil Rights Movement ...