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Episode 4: How To Avenge Your Father's Death In An Epic Way!

Originally Posted by GNT-005

How do I avenge my father's death in a epic way?

Step 1: Get a dad.

Step 2: Get involved with the mafia.

Step 3: Almost die

Step 4: Save the day

Step 5: Go out for ice cream.

(Dad must be allergic to vanilla.)

Step 6: BAI BAI DADY

Step 7: Weep

Step 8: Buy all the ice cream
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Episode 3: How To Impress The Ladies!

Originally Posted by Uprising

how does I impress teh ladies

Step 1: Don't be from Wisconsin.

Step 2: Find a lady.

Step 3: Be like: "Yo bby gurl i can imprezz u wit meh mad skills"

Step 4: Develop mad skills in 5 seconds.

Step 5: Twerk on da bitch.

Step 6: She will be impressed by the twerking.

(Double check to see if you have a home)

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Episode 2: How To Tie Your Shoes!

Originally Posted by Wumbo

hey luke

how do i tie shoes

am looking like retard with untied shoes

Step 1: Find some shoes.

Step 2: LOOK AT DEM

Step 3: Get soap.

Step 4: Drop the soap.

(This will lead you to bend over and pick up the soap, as long as you're not Canadian, you'll be safe from dicks in yo booty.)

Step 5: You are bent over, extend your arms towards ...

Episode 1: How To Wipe!

Step 1: Shit.

Step 2. Grab some TP (not for your bunghole)

(On second thought if you shit through your bungole i guess you can get some TP for your bungole)

Step 3: BALL DAT PAPER UP

Step 4: Scrap pew-pew off your butt ass cheeks.

Step 5: Dunk it in da toilet.

Step 6: Rape the toilet handle until the toilet makes the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUURRRRRRRR sound. ...